"I'm pretty sure 'Don't be late' is at the top of the 'Things You Sholdn't Do At Your Wedding' list," Garrus said to Trick.
"Loco got lost. Twice," James said.
"That's why we left him with you," Garrus said.
"Being around him just messes with my sense of direction," James said.
"Okay, let's stop picking on me," Trick said. "I'm not that late."
"That's true. Kaidan hasn't sent out a search party. Yet," Garrus said. "Now, let's go get you married."
"Wait a minute," Trick said taking off his jacket.
"What..." Garrus began, but stopped when he seen that Trick was adjusting the pistol and holster at his back.
"How high is 'Carry Weapons' on that list, Scars?" James asked.
"Probably pretty high," Garrus replied.
"Oh come on, I don't go to the bathroom unarmed," Trick said.
"He's got a point," Garrus said to James.
Trick slipped his jacket back on and grinned at the other two. "Let's go get me married," he said.
The ceremony went off without any problems, unless you counted Trick shouting "Fuck yeah I do!" instead of the traditional "I do."
Trick and Kaidan were standing with Garrus at the reception when they heard Jack yell "Shepard!"
Trick turned and Jack gave him a long, sloppy, drunk kiss.
"Just felt like that needed to be done," she said before walking off as though nothing had happened.
"I'm pretty sure making out with someone you're not married to makes the list," Garrus said.
"What list?" Kaidan asked.
"'Things You Shouldn't Do At Your Wedding'," Trick said. "So far I've done three things according to Garrus."
"You're such an over achiever," Kaidan said with a smile.
"Yeah," Trick said.
"Are you two ready to cut the cake?" Samantha asked.
"Oh yes!" Trick said.
They followed her to where the cake was. It involved going down three steps. Steps that Trick fell down because he was too busy smiling at Kaidan. He landed on the cake.
"Damnit Loco!" James yelled. "I wanted some cake!"