Entry No. 582
Date: 25/12/12
3:00 PM
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MERRY CHRISTMAS!
HOHOHO~!
Well, I am quite sad to announce that the 'December Special Event' has ended. We have had some funny – and some weird and creepy arse – questions asked by you lovely readers and it was fun answering them! (For a majority of us, at least) Now, I know some of you guys are saddened by this event ending but, and I really shouldn't be saying (typing) this so early, we'll be having another special event in February!
And do you guys know why?
I'll give you a minute to answer.
All right! Time's up!
We'll be having a 'February Special Event' because of Valentines Day! It'll be a 14-day event since, well; Valentines Day is on the 14th. Yeah.
Uh, we're still working out some kinks for that event but hey, we have a while until February, it's all-good, people. Anyway, since today is Christmas, Miss Curious Bird has decided we should put up some nice (note: creepy and weird) haikus. Ya know, the whole 5-7-5-poem thing, since we all suck at actually making up our own songs.
Oh, but I (and a few other unnamed people) redid the 'Twelve Days of Christmas' song with our own lyrics. It's, uh, not horrible to say the least but, okay, you know what, just read them for yourselves.
Now, onwards to the haikus and Christmas song! Yosh!
Thank you everyone
For sending in questions here
I love all of you!
-Miss Curious Bird
Today is Christmas
We are forced to do haikus
…I don't like eggnog…
-Umi
Where's my tequila?
That trash better bring it in
Or else I'll shoot him
-Xanxus
VOI! Fuck this Christmas!
I'm not a fucking butler,
YOU SHITTY BOSS! VOI!
-Squalo
Letting my knives fly
Slicing and cutting peasants
I laugh at their screams~!
-The Prince
I hate this frog hat
For Christmas, I want a hat
Something not a frog
-Fran
It's Christmas time now
But everyone is cranky
Well, that's how they are~!
-Lussuria
I care for just boss
I don't care for this Christmas
I hate this event
-Levi
I don't care for this
All I want is just money
Send in my payment
-Mammon
It's Christmas again
I hope today goes normal
Nothing too extreme…
-Tsuna
My sister's cooking
Becomes worse during Christmas
It's horrifying
-Gokudera
I love Christmas time!
I get to give out presents!
It's a lot of fun!
-Yamamoto
LET'S ALL BE EXTREME!
LET'S ALL CELEBRATE CHRISTMAS!
BOXING DAY IS NEXT!
-Ryohei
You're irritating
Do not make me strike you down
I'll bite you to death
-Hibari
I love being here
Everyone is nice to me
I'm thankful to them
-Chrome
Christmas is quite dull
I don't see the point in it
Now shut up and leave
-Mukuro
Tsuna should man up
It is almost a new year
He'll be a boss soon
-Reborn
Today is Christmas
I got everyone presents
I hope they like them
-Enma
Marshmallows are great~!
I suppose Christmas is too,
But I like treats more~!
-Byakuran
And this is our attempt at a rewrite of a Christmas song.
On the twelfth day of Christmas, the Vongola gave to us
12 Bottles of tequila
11 Clay sharks
10 Golden crowns
9 Giant frog hats
8 Feathered boas
7 Bags of money
6 Brand new phones
5 Gola Moscas
4 Creepy santas
3 Giant hams
2 Christmas trees
And a Levi stuck in the chimney
I'm not joking. Levi got stuck in the chimney. I don't know and don't even understand how that happened but it was funny as 'ell. Oh. And they gave us six brand new phones because Xanxus kept chucking them at Squalo. Apparently, they're pretty indestructible so, hopefully, they'll last a long while.
Well, this is officially the end of our 'December Special Event'! Keep a look out for our next one, guys!
-Umi
HOHOHO~!
MERRY CHRISTMAS!
Thank you for the favs, follows and reviews! I had a lot of fun answering your questions!
Merry Christmas guys, I hope you all have a great holiday! :)
Edit: 13/01/13
Urgh, I didn't realise the formatting came out weird what with some of the lines being on the right side while others were centred. My bad. Granted, it was Christmas day and I didn't have enough time to check over it. ((Even though I only noticed the weird formatting like a 2 weeks after the original post, haha)) Anyway, this fic will be on hiatus for a while since I'm spending most of my time over on deviantART.
But I'll make sure I'm back in February for the next special event I'm putting up! So until then guys, see you next month! :D
-MissCuriousBird