Authors Note: Ok so if any of you have a problem with hell and are religious I suggest you don't read this or the next chapter haha and I am going to have to take a break from writing until state tests and crap are over and they start this Tuesday and ongoing until the next week Thursday…which is bull crap, I MIGHT be able to post on the weekend if im not studying…pfft! Yeah right I never study, probably not going to. Never have, I'll just have to pay extra attention on Monday and hope I pass everything, and I am currently rewatching Phineas and Ferb: ATSD, im at the end part now, I paused it, I haven't cried…yet…I expect to when their doing the memory erasing thing…*sniff* WHY? Well anyways im gonna post this, eat tacos and then continue watching the movie…and then proceed to bawl my eyes out…later!
In Between Dimensions: Platyborg Dies Part 3: When in Hell…uh deny?
Platyborg looked at the fire burning around him.
"I'm in…hell?"
"Yes, yes you are"
Platyborg turned around only to be face to face with the devil himself.
"Platyborg, you have been sentence to an eternity of endless torture and longitivity down here in the under world"
"Meaning…?" Platyborg asked.
"You have to stay here"
"Meaning?"
"Because of your crimes against humanity"
"Meaning?"
"You were a very bad boy on earth"
"Meaning?"
"You did bad things"
"Meaning?"
"I cant explain it any simpler than that! You were bad and now you have to stay here forever!" The dark ruler yelled in frustration.
"Oh" Platyborg bolted for it.
"You can not run away from Satan!" The devil called after him.
'Run away, run away, run away' Was all Platyborg was thinking when he ducked behind a red rock. It was then that he got a good look at his surroundings. There was fire everywhere and rocks and chains. No other word to describe the place other than its name, hell.
"Well at least I lost that guy…now how do I get out of here…" The cyborg thought aloud to himself.
"You don't" Satan said as he appeared out of nowhere, making Platyborg jump.
Before Platyborg knew it he was hanging upside down by his hands and ankles by chains that were attached to spiky rocks.
"Oh come on! There has to be worse people out there than me!"
"There are" The satanic man said.
"See?"
"They just haven't died yet"
"So now what?" Platyborg rolled his eye.
"Now I have to read you a list of every bad thing you ever did" Satan pulled out a scroll and unrolled it, the list unrolled all the way to the floor and onward until Platyborg couldn't see the end of the list anymore.
Platyborg groaned.
The devil began to read "You sold a camera that wasn't yours on ebay, then got it back and sold it again"
"That again! I gave him mine!" The cyborg protested.
"It doesn't matter, you still did it, now don't interrupt me! As I was saying…lets see, you tried to set fire to the sun…"
"Could this day get any worse for me?"
Back on Earth…
Doofenshmirtz went through his day like he normally would, woke up, ate breakfast, worked in his office, ate lunch, went back to working in his office when he noticed a message on his computer, it was an SOS from Platyborg…he should really check his email more often…wait there was an attached file to it, he clicked it open, it read.
Doof, if you are reading this then I am dead, I typed this up a while ago in case I ever needed it, and now I guess I do. I set it up so that I can activate the send button if I'm in my last few moments but if I somehow made it out alive then please disregard this letter, if I didn't make it out then keep reading, you're my best friend and the only person I ever known. Because I just woke up one day to find myself in this body and working for you, I cant really remember anything before that…its kind of fuzzy. But ever since that day I was devoted to you and I was happy, I was happy doing what you said and following your every order. I like staying with you and living in the building with you. And its probably hard now that we're separated and the force separating us is death. I know you miss me as much as I miss you wherever I am. But its ok because I'm in a better place, unless I end up in hell because then I'm completely screwed...but I know you miss me. And if your walking around the building like you don't even care I'm gone and not even bothered by the fact that I'm dead then f*** you, you selfish bastard, I hope you die.
-Platyborg
P.S I hope you check your email.
P.S.P.S If you even think about making a Pandaborg I will come back to earth and murder the both of you.
P.S.P.S.P.S I'm serious.
Doofenshmirtz just stared at the email in bewilderment before walking to the couch and reading his book. He sat there for two minutes reading before he threw his book down.
"Oh who am I kidding?"
The scientist then took a shovel, headed to the grave yard and started digging up Platyborgs grave. Candace came up.
"Gonna try to bring him back to life huh?"
"Yup"
Back in Hell…
Satan was still reading from the list for what already felt like an eternity to Platyborg who kept trying to deny everything "…you were arrested on multiple occasions…"
"That Mr Officer Policeman Guy hates me!"
"You snuck into a movie theater, stole your friends wallet and stabbed a little boy with your tail"
"I never stabbed a little boy with my tail! Your mixing another story with this one!"
"Oh sorry about that" Satan apologized.
"Thank you" Platyborg grinned.
"You tried to murder a panda…"
"OH COME ON!"
To be continued…after exams are over….damnit.