Entry No. 583

Date: 01/02/13

1:05 PM

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So, it's been a while since Miss Curious Bird has updated. Fact is, she does have a life outside of this 'Questions & Advice' Column, you know. Nah. I'm completely lying. She has no life outside of this. She's been spending time on deviantART to get back in touch with her art since she's been away from it for so long. But as promised, we are back to do another special event. What special event is that, you may ask?

Well damn, you must be new to this column because I did mention this in the previous post.

But incase you forgot or are actually new to this column, I will give you a reminder. Today is the start of the 14-day event for…! (Insert awesome drum roll here)

Valentine's Day!

Of course, everyone will be answering questions or giving advice. And because of Valentine's Day, for this special event, we are only answering questions that relate to 'Amore'. For those of you who never took Italian in your school years or just plain never cared for it, 'Amore' means 'Love'. So only questions relating to 'Love' are allowed. Anything else will be ignored. So get creative and ask questions, lovely readers.

Now, here are the warnings. These are basically the same as the ones I posted for 'The December Special Event'. Then again, you guys never listen or read these so what's the point? But Miss Curious Bird wants this here anyway.

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Warnings

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1) We are not responsible to any emotional and/or mental damages done to you and your self-esteem with our replies.

2) By asking stupid or utterly ridiculous questions to some of these people, you have agreed to be a target for physical and/or mental harm after receiving your answers.

3) We are not responsible for any perverted answers you may receive from Dr. Shamal, Belphegor, Julie and possibly Mukuro depending on how he phrases his answers.

4) We are not responsible for any creepy and/or disturbing answers you may receive from the following: Verde, Belphegor, Byakuran, Lussuria, Dr. Shamal, Mukuro, Rasiel and Glo Xinia.

5) We are not responsible for any threats you may receive from the following: Gokudera Hayato, Superbi Squalo, Xanxus, Hibari Kyoya, Belphegor, Mammon, Levi A Than, Joshima Ken and Rokudo Mukuro.

6) We are not responsible for anything you have done after having taken our advices.

7) You are warned that there will be explicit cursing in some of the answers given, mainly from the following people: Xanxus, Squalo…well, it's just basically those two really.

8) By mentioning either Belphegor or Rasiel to the other brother in a question, we are not held responsible to any one of the two princes appearing outside your window at night to kill you.

9) By calling Squalo anything relating to the term 'female', you have agreed that we are in no way responsible for any sort of pain he inflicts upon you with his sword.

10) Depending on how personal a question may be we have every right to either give you half-assed answers out of rage or embarrassment or not answer at all.

11) Following up on warning #10, no inappropriate questions seeing as how this event is only taking on questions relating to 'Amore'. Any inappropriate questions will be ignored.

12) A repetition of questions will not bode well for any one of us, so please look at what other people send in incase your question is already there.

13) If you ignored warning number 10, then do not troll us by asking why we haven't answered your question. The only reason we wouldn't have answered your question is because it is a repetition of one we have previously answered or one that is already posted up by another reader.

14) We are not held responsible if Mammon or M.M somehow grab hold of your bank account or have, in some way, magically stole money from you if you have not sent in payment for their answers.

15) Yes, readers, Xanxus and Levi A Than will be answering your questions this time around.

16) You can only ask another question once your previous one has been answered, but don't ask more than about 5 or 6 questions.

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And here is where I should be typing down what we promise you guys, but come on, there's not much I have to type for this part. All we promise is that there will be daily updates - well, almost daily updates - and that we will answer all questions to the best of our abilities. You guys should know how this works by now.

Also, to avoid future catastrophes of Miss Curious Bird's mind being blown up, you guys are no longer allowed to send in a question that's directed to everyone. Meaning, you cannot write 'To everyone' or 'To Varia, Vongola, Shimon, Arcobaleno, Milliefiore, etc.' because Miss Curious Bird gets frantic and has to run around to everyone to get them to answer the question sent. From now on, the maximum of groups you can send a question to is two. That way, Miss Curious Bird won't end up repeatedly hitting her head against the wall of her room.

But, if you guys do end up writing 'To everyone' or 'To Varia, Vongola, Shimon, Arcobaleno, Milliefiore, etc.' because you clearly did not read this or just want to be a stupid troll, we have every right to just have the bosses of each group answer instead of their whole Famiglia. Because, admit it, you guys are just being greedy by this point, expecting everyone to answer the one question.

Of course, after this event, everything goes back to the Varia answering questions. Or like, you know, Miss Curious Bird disappearing on everyone again. She apologizes for that, just so you know.

Oh, and a little note to one of our readers that goes by the pen-name 'MinaFreakyMina', to reply to you on how I look, I'll tell you now so you don't continuously switch between the two images of me you thought up. I swear I feel like I'm going to disappoint you when I say this, but I neither have blonde or blue hair. I have, in fact, white hair. Along side that; I have light blue eyes and a light skin color. The only thing you got right was that I'm cute, and damn am I as cute as a button.

I'm joking.

I'm just cute. Not as cute as a button. What the 'ell do people even mean by 'cute as a button'? What? Are they comparing people and animals and stuff to buttons? That's pretty weird. Who came up with that anyway? All right, enough about buttons. I'm getting bored.

Last thing before I end this post and let you guys bury us in questions, it's time to advertise again. Go check out KHR! Famiglia Column run by Kira Tokura~! Both columns alongside Vongola's Suggestion Page, which is run by Madame Kri, is up and running so send in your questions! Oh, but last I heard, Madame Kri is awfully busy so I guess you guys shouldn't bury her in too many questions. After all, Miss Curious Bird, Madame Kri and Kira Tokura do have other priorities.

…I just realized something. Everyone, especially the Varia, is now doing three columns without getting paid. Well damn. We should really do something about that.

-Umi

I'm going to be creepy here again because Kira Tokura's 'KHR! Famiglia Column' was inspired by this silly 'Varia Advice & Questions Column' that I made alongside Madame Kri's own fanfic. I'm just extremely overjoyed right now. I never thought I'd inspire people to do something in any form or way, but finding out I inspired two people to do their own 'KHR Q&A' fanfic is just great beyond words. I'm honoured and overjoyed and happy and aldsljdnadln

To the anonymous reviewer that goes by 'MinaFreakyMina', Umi is the character that's in the display picture for this fanfic.

Anyway, thank you for the reviews, the favs and the follows, guys! And remember, I'm updating by Australian time here.