Authors Note: Sup u guys? Here is a chap and that's all I gots to say, PEACE!
In Between Dimensions: Unwanted Assistant Part 2
"Shut Down Platyborg?"
"Just think about it, you know where to find me" And with that Rodney left to his room for the night, leaving Doofenshmirtz deep in thought.
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The Next Evening…
"Rodney, I'm going out, could you watch Platyborg for me?"
"I'd be delighted to"
Of course the cyborg in question overheard this and came running.
"No no no no no no no no NO! You can't leave!" Platyborg pleaded.
"I'll be back later, you'll be fine"
"But-"
"GOODBYE Platyborg"
"Don't leave me alone with him-!"
The door slammed.
Platyborg gulped and waited…nothing happened.
"What are you waiting for? Aren't you gonna try to kill me?"
Rodney walked away without saying a word, Platyborg followed.
"That's what this is all about right? This whole plot of yours is to destroy me, to wipe me off the face of the earth"
The cyborg still got no answer as he continued to follow the scientist.
"Aren't you gonna destroy me? Stab me? Shoot me? Bludgeon me with a stop sign? Then mutilate my body? Nothing? Really? There are no witnesses around and Doof disabled my weapons as punishment, which he needs to stop doing because I always get in trouble right before something either really bad or deadly happens…I don't do it on purpose, it's just weird that it keeps happening-YIPE!"
Rodney grabbed the cyborg by his throat and lifted him off the ground.
"Stop talking"
Platyborg nodded frantically.
"Now listen you little thing"
"Actually I'm a cyborg-AH" The scientist squeezed his neck tighter "Sh-shutting up now…"
"I don't like you, your annoying, useless and stupid, and you can't follow a single order correctly, but for some reason Doofenshmirtz decides to keep you, and take care of you and deal with you but I for one am not one to tolerate your bull, I need this job, for reasons I won't even bother trying to put into smaller words for your petite brain to comprehend, now I've been granted the JOY of watching over you tonight and if you get on even one of my nerves this fine evening, I'll strap you to a table, slowly cut you to death and tell Doofenshmirtz that my knife slipped, do I make that clear?"
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"…Did you just call me stupid?"
The cyborg was roughly thrown to the ground and Rodney started to walk towards Doof's cabinet. He then picked up a wine bottle.
"Hey you're not supposed to touch that"
"And what are you going to do about it?"
"I'm telling" Platyborg went towards the phone only to be pulled back by Rodney.
"Yuh know your way too uptight, you need to learn to relax a little"
"What are you-GACK" The cyborg choked as the scientist began forcing the purple liquid down his throat.
Now Platyborg never drank before, of course he always joked to Doofenshmirtz about him drinking with Wall.E and that always got him scolded, Doof would always say that it was bad for him and not a good thing. But then the cyborg brought up the fact that Doofenshmirtz had a liquor cabinet filled with wine, to which the former dictator responded with 'You'd drink a little too if you had to deal yourself everyday'.
Back to the current situation. The alcohol tasted bad, it was bitter and the whole bottle being forced so rapidly made his throat burn and his eyes fill up with tears.
After the bottle was empty, the contents now all in his stomach, he was thrown to the ground yet again. The cyborg took that moment to breath, and didn't even follow Rodney when he walked out the room after getting another bottle.
He couldn't even stand, he felt weird. The cyborgs head was spinning and he felt dizzy. Platyborg pushed himself up with a nearby wall, only to fall back down when a hiccup erupted from his mouth.
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It was later when Doofenshmirtz got home.
"I'm back…Rodney? Platyborg?" The scientist started looking through the building. After about 5 minutes he finally found Platyborg. The cyborg was trying to steady himself on Doof's desk, only to stumble.
"Platyborg?"
"Oh H-hey Doof- HICK! W-where were you a-all day? I missed you- a-and you never c-called me back…" Platyborg burst into laughter "Hahahahaha the purple unicorn stole my rainbow" The cyborg then fell flat on his face.
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Rodney was relaxing in a purple chair drinking from a glass when Doofenshmirtz burst through the door.
"Rodney"
"Ah, there you are Doofenshmirtz, your back, how was your evening?"
"Cut the crap Rodney, now answer my question, WHY is my cyborg intoxicated?" Doof brought the cyborg from behind his back, who gave a loud hiccup "Well?"
"Oh that, he was so tense and stupid that I decided to help him a bit"
"By giving him alcohol? Do you know how irresponsible that is? He annoys me too, but I don't go around pouring liquor down his throat, its bad for him and it also kills brain cells, look at him!"
They both turned to look at Platyborg who was singing a Ke$ha song.
"TIK TOK ON THE CLOCK BUT THE PARTY DON'T STOP NO, OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH"
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"You can't get anymore stupid than that!" Doof continued "I can't believe I even considered your offer last night! Platyborg may be annoying and stupid but at least he tries, which is more than I can say for you, taking the easy way out pfft, I'm sorry Dr Roddenstein but I'm afraid I'm going to have to dismiss you"
"You can't dismiss me!"
"I just did, Good day Dr Roddenstein, and I am truly sorry"
"Don't be, it's perfectly fine, Good evening Doofenshmirtz" Rodney smirked and left.
Doofenshmirtz just shook his head but when he heard a crash, his attention was immediately back to Platyborg, who just knocked over the fish tank. The scientist sighed, it was gonna be a long night…He walked over to the cyborg.
"Alright buddy, lets lie down alright?"
"The unicorn s-stole my rainbow…"
"Shhh I know, I know, its ok" The scientist ushered the cyborg forward.
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That next morning…
"Ohhhhh…" Platyborg groaned with his face in the toilet "Oh god, why…"
"Your first hangover, how does it feel?" Doof joked, holding an ice pack to the cyborgs aching head "You must be hungry after puking your insides out all morning, how about some pea soup?"
The only response from the cyborg was the splash coming from the toilet. The scientist chuckled as he pat the cyborgs back and sighed.
"I wonder what Rodney's doing right now" The man wondered aloud.
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Rodney walked down the street smiling, he got it, the information he needed, soon his real plan would take affect…real soon…and that stupid cyborg better beware, because a hangover is nothing compared to what he'd soon be feeling…all too soon…
A/N: Rodneys planning something, but it won't take place for a couple more chapters, I just feel we need a break from Rodney, so the next chapter wont be a parter and wont have him. It will be drabbles, so each of you send one request, nothing too complicated, ive been lazy lately, even with my new laptop…plus I gots to get ready for my concert next week Tuesday…PEACE!