Authors Note: I have nothing against people who like the same gender. Disclaimer, disclaimer, yada, yada, yada. And sorry for all the changes, its still me, I mean cant you tell by my writing? And how completely OOC Platyborg always is? Not that he had a character to begin with…I gave him one…I feel accomplished x)
In Between Dimensions: Chapter 30
Untwist-inator.
"Behold! my Untwist-inator!" Doofenshmirtz laughed evilly.
Platyborg raised an eyebrow "…So you're gonna use that…to make gay people straight?"
"What? No I was gonna destroy all the pretzels, where did gay marriage come into this?"
"I really like pretzels…"
"….?"
Delivery.
There was a knock on the door and Platyborg answered it, standing there was a guy with a package and 3 other guys. The cyborg signed for the package and took the pink copy.
"He just gave a package to a cybernetic platypussss, hope it doesn't cause a fusssss" They sang.
"Hey aren't you Love Handel?" Platyborg asked.
"Yesssss, yes we areeeeee"
"Cool"
"Their your problem now! Paul the Delivery Guy is out, PEACE!" And then he jumped out the window.
"Wow" Platyborg stared out the window.
"The cyborg is amazeeeed, lets hope he isn't to dazeeed" Love Handel sang.
"Are you calling me stupid?"
"You said it, not ussssss, you stupid cybernetic platypussssss"
…
"Dooooof! Love Handel just called me stupid!" Platyborg called to another room.
"Platyborg, I don't care" Came the bored reply.
…
"Well now what?" The cyborg asked.
"We're hungry and we wanna eat!"
…
Psycho.
"Semira's here, I'll send her in"
"Okay"
"And Platyborg?"
"Yeah?"
"Remember that rule we discussed?"
"I know…I know…"
"Good, I don't want any more of you running around, your barely legal as it is, anymore of you and I'll be arrested for being a terrorist…and I really don't need any more trouble with the law, I'm barely free as it is, we're lucky I'm not on house arrest after that takeover, then you'd have to do the grocery shopping…and we know how well that turned out the last time…let's face it, if I were in jail, your life would be miserable, and vice versa, you're the only reason I'm not in jail, stupid judge, they actually believed me when I said I couldn't go to jail because I had a child to take care of…which is half true, you have the brain of an 8 year old and the attitude of a teenager"
"I can't think of a response to that"
"Good, I don't want to hear it, now go spend some time with your psychotic girlfriend"
"She's not psychotic!" Platyborg called to the scientist as he walked out "She takes pills for that!"
Psycho Part 2.
"So what's been up?"
"I saw this talking Zebra but they thought I was insane and put me in an asylum for 2 whole days! But I broke out by attacking the guard with a fork! He's dead now…You should never get me angry, it never ends well…What's been up with you?" Semira said very quickly and barely comprehendible.
Platyborg stared at her, she was beautiful, and he loved her, but she was a psycho. A complete and utter psycho.
Black Ops.
"I'm winning! Die Zombie Die!" Platyborg screamed at the screen.
"Platyborg, stop playing those video games, their too violent for you, turn it off"
"No!"
"Now Platyborg"
"No!"
They started fighting over the remote.
"Hand it over!"
"No!"
"Platyborg!"
"No!"
"Don't make me get the funnel!"
"No!"
"Is that all you can say?"
"No!"
Lorax.
"I am the Lorax! I am king of everything!"
"Platyborg, you get down from that tree right now!"
…
Rainbow Rage.
It was late at night when Doofenshmirtz walked past Platyborg's room, only to hear mumbling. Curious, he opened the door and peeked inside, the cyborg was talking in his sleep.
"Stupid unicorn…stole my rainbow…..give it back…." Snore.
Doof decided he needed a laugh so he stayed to listen…bad mistake.
"…Stupid…unicorn…panda…TRIX ARE FOR KIDS!" Platyborg then pulled out a giant mallet out of nowhere.
"Wait, since when did he have a mallet?"
SLAM!
The former dictator groaned from the floor.
Platyborg woke up and looked around.
"Since when did I have a mallet?"
…
Wolf.
"Ahoooooooo!"
"Platyborg get off the roof, right now!"
Music.
"Well we're never allowed back there again" Doofenshmirtz sighed as he walked through the door.
Platyborg walked in behind him, rubbing his red cheek "She didn't have to slap me…"
"Platyborg, Poofenplotz invited us to her house for tea, she asked you to pass the sugar and you responded with 'You a stupid hoe, you a, you a stupid hoe' what did you EXPECT to happen?"
"I was singing a song! She took it the wrong way"
"Of course she did Platyborg…"
Melifeshmirtz, Perrable the Dragonpus, Dancing, Tutu's, Funnel, Bujeet.
"What the heck type of request is this? Jylamz you're a psycho! Where do we even start with this one? Do you got anything Platyborg?"
"I got nothin" The cyborg shrugged.
"I swear these reviewers are all insane…"
Robbers.
The two robbers tied the cyborg to a chair.
"Doof!" Platyborg called.
"What Platyborg?" The scientist called back from another room.
"Some robbers just broke into the building!"
"Of course they did Platyborg"
…
"Please don't kill me dudes"
Hot Glue Gun.
Platyborg walked into Doof's office completely covered in glue.
"Oh for badness sake!"
Ignoring.
"Can you stop ignoring me? Doof! I hate when you do that!"
The scientist kept walking, not even acknowledging the cyborgs presence.
"Doof! Why can't you just-"
"Tsst!" Doof hissed as he poked the cyborg in the neck, who let out a high pitch scream.
"You poked me in the neck! And-and it made it hard to breathhhh wahhhhhhh!" He sobbed and then screamed again "You're still ignoring meeeeeeeeeeee!"
A/N: And heres a sneak peak trailer for the next chapter which is a parter, hooray! Try to visualize it! This is my first time doing a trailer like this! And it might take me a little bit to do this parter, I think im gonna write all parts first and then post it,
In Between Dimensions: Trial of Trials Part 1
THE FOLLOWING PREVIEW HAS BEEN APPROVED FOR APPROPRIATE AUDIENCES.
Get Ready…
A bunch of people in a court room gasping.
For the trial of the century...
Everyone looks around and you hear crickets.
I mean Dimension…
"Oh…that makes much more sense" Platyborg says while on the stand.
The results will surprise you…
Everyone gasps again.
"Okay can everyone stop gasping! It's getting annoying!" Doofenshmirtz stands up from his seat, satisfied by the silence, he sits back down.
You hear one person gasp.
"Alright, who's doing that? It's you isn't it Rodney?" The scientist pointed.
Rodney raises an eyebrow.
Words.
Will.
Be.
Written.
In.
Bold.
"No, really?" Doof-2 asks sarcastically "I didn't know that"
There will be lies…
Platyborg and Doofenshmirtz are standing outside of a court room.
"You better lie your cybernetic butt off"
Platyborg gulps.
There will be order…
"Order! Order in the court!" The judge slams down his hammer.
"Ooo! I want a corndog!" Platyborg calls out.
Doofenshmirtz face palmed.
You might find out…
"Ms. Flynn, can you please tell us what happened 5 years ago?"
Candace takes off her glasses and opens her mouth to speak.
Then again, you may not…
"Woah! Woah, woah, woah, woah, woah, woah, woah….woah!" Doofenshmirtz holds his hands up "Too much information!
The ending, could change everything…
"This cant be happening!" Platyborg screams "I must be dreaming!"
You're not dreaming…
Platyborg pinches himself and opens his eyes.
"I hate it when the narrator is right…"
Feelings will be hurt…
"Perry!" Phineas shouts.
"Stop calling me that! You pale freak!"
Phineas looks shocked.
Quiet ones will speak…
"You too, you silent weirdo!"
"Well that's just mean" Ferb states.
Paranoid Moms will be slapped…
Doofenshmirtz smacks Linda.
And best of all…a certain semi aquatic mammal will be on the stand…
"Grrgr" Perry chatters from the stand.
"Boooooo!" Alternate Doofenshmirtz puts his thumb down.
1st Dimension Doofenshmirtz, Phineas and Ferb glare at him.
"What?"
And…a talking Zebra is on the stand?
Platyborg raises an eyebrow "That's doesn't make any sense"
Old Friends Reunite…
"Good to see you again Kevin" The talking zebra smiles to Candace-2 who looks at him through her glasses for a moment before flipping him over.
And Candace doesn't know why she's here…
"Why am I here again?" Candace-1 asks.
Questions will be answered…
"Can we end this trailer already?" Doof-2 asks.
Yes, yes we can.
"Finally!"
NattyMc presents…
In Between Dimensions:
Trial of Trials:
Part 1.
Coming Soon, to a Fanfiction Near You.
You will not believe your eyes, er ears…uh…Aw Forget It.
Rated T.