In Between Dimensions

by TheAfroCircus

Drabbles based around all my stories, both ones that are completed and in-progress. Goes along with the stories and oneshots: The Meeting, Kidnapping, The Talk, Hi, How are You?, In One Dimension, Along vs Along, Friendly Game, Traditions, Happy Halloween!, This is a Backstory, Beyond This, What Have You Done?, and Death In a Cyborg. To think this all started with a meeting...

31. Trial of Trials Part 1

Authors Note: Alright so here's the next chapter and I have to take a break from writing cuz Im busy from tomorrow until Thursday, also me and Ex Libris Anonymi are collaborating together to make an account of all EPICNESS! We have several different stories in mind for this account but the first story we are publishing is a story called Accepted. The account name is NattyMc and Ex Libris Anonymi, so add it to favorites, alerts, etc, NattyMc is out, PEACE!

In Between Dimensions: Trial of Trials Part 1

In law, a trial is when parties to a dispute come together to present information (in the form of evidence) in a tribunal, a formal setting with the authority to adjudicate claims or disputes. One form of tribunal is a court. The tribunal, which may occur before a judge, jury, or other designated trier of fact, aims to achieve a resolution to their dispute.

This is the Trial of Trials.

DUN, DUN.

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"The Flynn-Fletchers vs. Doofenshmirtz, court is now in session" The judge banged his gavel down "Alright Doofenshmirtz lets- hey, where's Mr. Doofenshmirtz?"

Everyone looked around and shrugged.

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"Alright Platyborg we're going into court, and you better lie your cybernetic but off! When in court and in deny what do you do?"

Platyborg thought for a moment "Lie?"

"Good boy, let's go"

They walked into the court room.

"Glad you could finally join us" The judge said.

"Sorry we're late…we had some…things to take care of"

"Back to your old ways I see, do you not remember the last time you were here?"

"Oh I was going to ask you the same thing, I was beginning to wonder if you remembered anything, ya know with your incredible oldness and all" Doofenshmirtz mused.

"I will not be disrespected in my own courtroom!"

"I could stand outside and do it if you like, Nancy"

"You will address me as Your Honor or Judge Miller, you are not authorized to call me by my first name! Now sit down Doofenshmirtz, we're already behind as it is, lets begin shall we?"

The scientist and cyborg took their seats at the prosecution desk.

"His name is Nancy?" Platyborg whispered.

"Mr. Doofenshmirtz, you have custody of that cyborg correct?"

"It's Doctor and yes, yes I do"

"But you are not family"

"And I highly doubt those boys are part platypus"

"They aren't, but they do however, have a certificate of adoption, do you have one of those?"

"No, but I do however have receipts from the shop I bought the materials to build him with"

"Was he a cyborg before?"

"Of course he was" Doofenshmirtz lied.

"That's a lie! Perry wasn't a cyborg until AFTER he got his hands on him!" Phineas shouted.

"Shut up kid, he totally was, weren't you Platyborg?"

"I think so…"

"See? I rest my case" The scientist folded his arms.

"You don't have the power nor authority to rest anything, this case is still open and very much ongoing, I guess we'll start with our first witness…would Dr Roddenstein please come up to the stand?"

Platyborg whimpered and Doof just rolled his eyes as Rodney made his way to the stand and sat down.

"Mr Roddenstein-"

"Actually its Aloyse Everheart Elizabeth-"

"Mr Roddenstein can you please share with the court how you know the defendants?"

"Well I know Doofenshmirtz because we are in a group together , I was his assistant for a short period of time-"

Platyborg interrupted "Cough, TWO DAYS Cough!"

Rodney ignored this however and kept speaking "And Platyborg is his lackey, I don't really know the either of them that well"

"Thank you, you may step down"

Rodney did so and smugly walked past Doofenshmirtz and Platyborg, but not before sliding his finger across his neck making the 'you're dead' sign.

Platyborg gulped "Did anyone else see that?"

Again he was ignored.

"Moving on-" The judge began.

"Is he allowed to do that? He just like, made a death threat in the middle of a full courtroom and no one else saw that except me? Really? Alright, I see how it is now…"

Yet again he was ignored. This time the cyborg tested something.

"F***!"

"Platyborg! We're in a courtroom! Watch your mouth!"

"Oh but you heard THAT just fine!" The cyborg yelled.

"May we PLEASE continue?" Judge Miller asked in frustration.

"Go ahead Judge Judy, no one's stopping you" Doofenshmirtz said.

The judge just sighed "Can Platyborg please come up to the stand?"

Platyborg got up and did so.

Candace-2 leaned over to Doofenshmirtz who was completely relaxed with everything.

"Aren't you nervous?"

"Why should I be? What's the worst that could happen?"

"You go to jail"

The former dictator perked up at that "What're you talking about you psychopath?"

"What's keeping you out of jail right now?"

"Right now? Having custody of Platyborg, that little annoyance is actually good for something, who would've thought?"

"And what would happen if Platyborg didn't live with you anymore?"

"I'd go to jail…" His eye widened.

"You better hope you win this trial…you nervous?"

"No…no…I hold all my faith in Platyborg, he's not that stupid…is he?"

"Let's find out" Candace turned back to listen.

"Platyborg, has Doofenshmirtz ever been abusive to you? Ever hit you?"

"Yes, yes he has" The cyborg responded cheerfully.

Doofenshmirtz put his face in his hands "I'm doomed…"

A/N: Poor Doof, he is doomed xD