Authors Note: Back! I have gym tomorrow x( But heres a chapter, yay and this will be a 4 parter, enjoy your randomness and stupidity! That's basically what this story is, randomness and somewhat of a plotline, and ive noticed in the "Agent Doof" episode that Jeff and Dan have been hinting at internet memes and stuff and of course I caught a few references to fanfictions I read! I mean "Agent Silent G" as opposed to "Secret Agent G" the author and with Silent agent G secretly being Dr Diminutives friend in another identity, that of course reminded me of Kid and Doofenshmirtz from LionshadeSC's story "What Makes an Agent", I caught a lot more from FF but I gotta post this quickly, and look up "The Duck Song" on youtube, remember Doof's joke about the duck and the grapes. And I don't know if its just me but when Doof said about the "Hang in there" cat picture, that was Chester the Cat, no mistaking it, and the future two parter episode that'll be called "World Without A Platypus", I am going to cry, no joke, I am going to ball my fricken eyes out, I cry whenever I think about ATSD! Or if I read a sad story about Platyborg…and it doesn't help that I have the whole ATSD album on my ipod…Curse you emotions! I'm not saying anybody copied anyone and vice versa, but I did see some similarities, P+F is my fav show and I love it and Perry is my fav, with Dr D my second and I guess my third would be….huh, I guess Platyborg and Alt Doof would be my fav ATSD characters, everyone else was all weird and distant and not normal like in the 1st Dimension…ok I gtg before my aunt shuts off the wifi and I cry, Curse you internet blocker system! And you too school! Only 12 more days left! Hellz yeah! But I have a Science state exam lab on Thursday and finals are probably coming up…ughhhh Dx Sorry for the insanely long authors note, tell me in the reviews who's you favorite characters and why and what you thought was funny or you liked in this chapter, it will give me something to read at school (Hooray for having a hacker friend that knows the schools wifi password!)
(Oh and did anyone hear about that couple that put their 3 year old in a public washing machine by accident? Dafuq, who does that? Go on youtube and look up "Parenting fail at Laundromat" Its not graphic or anything, no sound its just the security cameras view, and mesaage me telling me what you think about it, that's right I'm giving you guys homework, do the math! I am tired of doing work for other people (school completely)
Annnnnnd Scene!
In Between Dimensions: Trial of Trials Part 2
"Come on Platyborg…just like we rehearsed it…" The scientist murmured to himself, hoping, praying that Platyborg had listened when they went over this the night before…it had taken a lot to get the cyborg to rehearse with him...it wasn't a good night for either of them.
The Night Before:
"Why're we here again?" Platyborg yawned. It was 1AM and the scientist dragged him out of bed to sit with him at a table.
"I told you, we have to go to court tomorrow and we are going to rehearse it until you get it right…now- Platyborg where are you going?"
"Bed"
"No you're not, you get back here right now!"
"No"
"Platyborg, you get back here!"
"No!"And he slammed his cell room door (Doofenshmirtz had moved him to a gray cell room with barred windows and turned his old room into a wine cellar, go figure).
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"Let go!" The cyborg kicked and flailed recklessly.
"No, I told you, you can't go back to sleep until we rehearse this! Platyborg this is very important!"
The cyborg growled and held on to a corner of a wall, refusing to let go, no matter how much the scientist pulled him.
"Platyborg!"
"No!"
"Platyborg!"
"No!"
"Platyborg!"
"No!"
"Stop saying no!"
"NO!"
Present Time:
Yup, he was definitely doomed.
"Platyborg is it?" Judge Miller asked.
"Yes, yes it is Judge Judy"
"My name is not Judge Judy! I am Judge Miller and I'm not even a female!"
"You sure?" Platyborg stroked his chin in thought "You sure look like one…"
"Ugh!" The judge yelled in frustration "That's it! You're going last! Next witness PLEASE!"
"Hey Judge Judy that's not fair, I was first!"
"Someone get the next witness AND HURRY!"
Platyborg walked back to his seat, grumbling all the way there "Stupid Judge Judy….no one even watches her show anyways!"
Doofenshmirtz just sighed, and started to wonder if there was anything he did wrong while making the hopeless cyborg. He was sure he did everything right, he molded the metal perfectly, and he was sure that he was EXTRA careful with the wires into the brain, he even triple checked! But wait, now that he thought about it, there was someone else in the lab with him wasn't there? Oh yeah, that's right! It was-
Just then the scientist heard whistling.
"Rodney! Stop whistling so loudly! I'm trying to think!"
"Would Carl please come to the stand?"
Platyborg tuned the next witness out, not only because he was bored but he's been on the internet long enough to know about gingers…they have no soul and therefore can't be trusted, end of story. That's when he noticed those two weird boys silently calling him over from across the courtroom.
"Perry pssst, come here boy" The pale faced red head patted the seat he was sitting on.
The cyborg already identified the boy as ginger but the kid wouldn't shut up so he decided to walk over to see what the heck he wanted, it's not like he had anything better to do.
The former dictator was relieved that Platyborg wasn't listening, if he was then the cyborg would be majorly confused, and the scientist did not want to explain any of what the intern was saying to him. Lucky for Doofenshmirtz, Platyborg had the attention span of a goldfish…an intoxicated goldfish.
"What?" Platyborg hissed when he finally walked over to them.
The boys just smiled at him.
"What do you want? You called me all the way over here, what is it?"
"Look what I got" Phineas held out a small squeaky red ball.
"Yeah, you have a ball so what?"
"Do you want it?" The ginger haired boy cooed.
"Yes, I do want the ball"
"Do you want this?"
"Yes, I already said I did"
"Huh, do you?"
"Give me the ball please" The cyborg held out his hand.
"Go get it!" Phineas pretended to throw the ball.
Platyborg just stared at him "You didn't really throw it, it's still in your hand, I can see it"
"Go get it!" He pretended to throw the ball again.
"If your just gonna pretend to throw the ball, I don't want it anymore"
"Do you want this?" Phineas cooed.
"No, no I don't" The cyborg crossed his arms.
"Go get it boy!"
"Look I know you're not gonna really throw it this time so-"
Phineas threw the ball.
"OHMYGODITSASHINYBALL!" Platyborg ran after it.
The two pale boys walked over to the cyborg that was curled up under a bench gnawing on the ball contently.
Phineas reached out a hand for the ball, only for Platyborg to growl at his hand.
"You gave this ball to me, therefore it is mine, go away now"
The boys shrugged, seeing that their pet didn't want to play with them, and walked back to their seats.
"Hey Platyborg, where'd you get that ball?" The scientist asked once the cyborg had taken his seat back next to him.
"This is my ball and you can't have it!" Platyborg snapped.
"Alright…sheesh…you don't gotta be so selfish about it…"
"Will Ferb Fletcher please come up to the stand?" Judge Miller requested.
The pale green haired boy walked up to the stand and sat down.
"Okay Ferb, let's hear your side of the story"
The boy blinked.
"Interesting…go on"
Ferb opened his mouth to speak.
"Enough!" The judge blew his nose and wiped his tear filled eyes "That was very beautiful, thank you, you may step down"
The British boy stepped down and walked past the jury, who were all teary eyed. Phineas put a hand on his brother's shoulder.
"That was beautiful bro"
"Pfft" Platyborg scoffed "He totally pulled that story out of his butt"
"Would Candace Flynn please come to the stand?"
The resistance leader walked up to the stand, sporting her usual attire.
"Ms. Flynn, can you please tell us what happened 5 years ago?"
Candace takes off her glasses and opens her mouth to speak.
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