Authors Note: *READ! (It has come to my attention that some of you don't do that *cough* GLAXINA-THE-SEEDRIAN *cough*) Ok so I rewrote Revenge and I wrote the whole fic in a day and you guys need to review it so I can start my daily updating on it for the next 4 days. It's called 'Chance of Revenge' and I can't finish it if you don't review it, I'm already writing the last chapter and I need reviews for inspiration to finish the last half of the chapter so lets go dudes. And this chapter is 2 times longer than my usual but just because a lot of shiz goes down and if anything that was in the preview wasn't in this chapter that means it will be in the next chapter don't worry. And tell me your thoughts and etc (I like that word), Review Chance of Revenge so I can finish it already! NattyMc is out, PEACE! I swear Fanfiction is like asleep this week xP
**Oh and tell me how many of you read this on mobile, idk if its just me but it seems longer on my ipod but on my regular computer its like barely anything on the page, are my chapters too short? I just noticed and am working on extending them and making my limit for 1,500 words to 2,300-3,000 at least.
(oh and ive been having problems with this chick in my school, she KICKED me yesterday; the teacher was informed by my guardian and she talked to her but the real thing is what shes gonna say to me after she finds out I told and I have to spend a whole 45 minutes with her every day and she makes it her mission to sit next to me every day. This should be fun…wish me luck…I swear im gonna deck her)
In Between Dimensions: Trial of Trials Part 3
Candace took off her glasses and opened her mouth to speak.
"Woah! Woah, Woah, Woah, Woah, Woah, Woah, Woah, Woah, Woah….WOAH!" Doofenshmirtz held his hands up "Too much information! I object!"
"On what grounds?" Asked the judge.
"On the grounds that SHE is mentally unstable!" The scientist pointed a finger at her.
Everyone in the courtroom gasped in shock.
"Do you have proof of this sudden accusation Mr. Doofenshmirtz?"
"Yes, yes I do! I call…the talking zebra to the stand!"
The doors dramatically opened revealing the talking zebra.
Meanwhile…in the back of the courtroom…
"Wow" Phineas-1 stared "I guess you were right about the talking zebra thing, I guess we all owe you an apology Candace"
"I told you I wasn't crazy! I told you!" Candace-1 gloated.
"Now I feel really bad about those mimic sessions we all go to every Thursday" Phineas-1 admitted.
Doofenshmirtz-1, Perry-1 and Ferb-1 all waved their arms frantically, trying to get the message across to Phineas to STOP TALKING. But with Phineas' obliviousness, it didn't work.
"Mimic sessions?" Candace-1 questioned.
"Yeah, every Thursday, me, Ferb, Perry and Dr D go to DEI to mimic you and talk about how crazy you are, it's really fun, you should come sometimes Candace! Perry makes the BEST impressions of you"
"He DOES, does he?" Candace-1 crossed her arms at her platypus.
Perry just smiled sheepishly and shrugged.
"Yeah, he does" Phineas-1 went on "Oh and you should see Dr D's impression of how you- mmph!"
Doofenshmirtz-1 covered the boy's mouth with his hand "He's, he's just joking around, we don't…we don't do that…ever"
Candace-1 glared at the scientist.
"Yes we do" Phineas uncovered his mouth and frowned.
"No we don't….be quiet Phineas…"
"Good evening 1st Dimension Kevin" The zebra walked past them.
…
"Good to see you again Kevin" The talking zebra smiled at Candace-2. She looked at him through her glasses for a moment before immediately flipping him over and returning to her seat.
The zebra limped his way over to the stand and sat.
"I'd like to question this witness Your Honor" Doofenshmirtz-2 stood.
"Go right ahead"
"Thank you" The dictator walked up to the witness "Is it true that Candace Flynn of the 2nd Dimension is insane? No wait, let me restate that, is it true that both Candace Flynn's of both Dimensions, 1st and 2nd, are mentally unstable?"
"HEY!" Candace-1 shouted.
Doof-2 ignored this and continued "She does see you often right?"
"I visit Kevin on a regular basis"
"Why?"
"Kevin's brain waves are special, and are prone to hallucinations-"
"Okay I'm bored with this, I call Candace Flynn to the stand!"Doofenshmirtz-2 pointed.
Candace-2 returned to the stand, frowning and glaring.
"Miss Flynn…is it true that you are a complete psycho?" When she didn't answer, Doofenshmirtz continued "That you're not all up there? That something in your brain just doesn't click right?" The dictator scowled at her waiting for an answer, when he didn't get one he turned to the judge in a 'little help?' sort of way.
The judge was just about to butt in when Candace finally spoke.
"I'd do anything to protect the ones I love…and if that's crazy…then yes, yes I am" With that she got up from the stand and walked back to her seat without saying another word.
There was a short silence in the courtroom and an exasperated sigh from Doofenshmirtz. He was hoping that he could at least make the girl cry while she was up there. To give him a sense of sick satisfaction but she just could not be broken. It was a shame really.
"Can Candace Flynn of the 1st Dimension please come to the stand?" Judge Miller broke the silence.
"Why am I here again?" Candace-1 asked once she was seated in the front of the courtroom.
"Do you know Mr. Doofenshmirtz?"
"I know the Dr. D of my Dimension; sure he fights my pet every day and 'attempts' to take over (although with Perry that's never a possibility) but that's their job and even if he was to miraculously take control, he wouldn't hurt any of us to do it or after it. He's a good guy. We've all become really good friends and Perry is definitely lucky to have him as a nemesis. He makes my brother's happy and has really begun to feel like a father figure to me" Candace-1 finished off with a smile which Doof, Perry, Phineas and Ferb-1 returned "But his counterpart is a total different story, we've only met once in this Dimension and it was like a minute before he sentenced us to death by lava, we didn't really get to chat much…and I also didn't know who he was at the time, if I did I would have asked a lot more questions"
"Thank you Ms. Flynn, you can-"
"Look" Candace-1 went on "I don't know how it is with our counterparts in this dimension but in my dimension we all absolutely adore Dr. D and he is one of our great friends, we are all really close since everything and developed an unbreakable bond that can never be replaced. To be honest…I haven't been this happy and content with my life in years. This is to our counterparts; you really are missing a lot. You really are, this is such a big part of my life that there is no way I could live without it. I feel sorry for you guys; you really don't know what you're missing" Candace got up and walked back to her seat.
"Good job sis" Phineas-1 smiled.
Ferb nodded in approval.
"Thank you for that Ms. Flynn, can Perry the Platypus come up to the stand?"
Perry hopped down from the wooden benched and walked over to the stand; you couldn't see him walking but you heard the pitter patter of his little webbed feet against the tile floor. The platypus hopped up onto the seat at the stand which had multiple thick books for him to sit on top of.
"Booooooo!" Doofenshmirtz-2 pointed his thumb downward.
The 1st Dimension Phineas, Ferb and Doofenshmirtz glared at him.
"What?" He glared back.
"Perry the Platypus, what do you have to say about all this?" Judge asked.
"Grrgr"
…
"Uh I'm not sure I got that"
"Uh, Judge Miller?" Doof-1 called "Perry's a platypus…"
"Yeah?"
"He can't talk"
"So because he is an animal….he can't talk…?"
"Yes! What type of evil judge are you?" Doof-1 questioned.
"I'm not evil"
"Oh, well that explains it" Doof-1 shrugged.
"Will Linda Flynn please come to the stand?"
Linda of the 2nd Dimension was basically shoved into the courtroom. She tried to pull the doors open but they were locked to prevent her from leaving. She shakily turned around to face everyone in the courtroom who was staring back at her in return. Her hair was out of place and her eyes were permanently wide in shock. Linda slowly began to walk to the front of the room, all the while casting nervous glances in every direction.
Everyone waited patiently for her to finally get to the stand until Doof-2 finally said something.
"You know, if you run you'll be out of here much quicker than if you walk like a cancer stricken snail….it's a fun fact actually" He joked.
She began to walk a little faster, to which Doofenshmirtz-2 gave a loud exasperated sigh.
"Is your mom like that?" Doof-1 whispered to Phineas-1.
"No, no she's not" Phineas just stared on with the rest of the courtroom.
Linda was almost there when she got to the front row, where she stopped- probably wasn't the best idea- and stared at Platyborg who was sitting next to the former dictator; the dictator smirked with his feet up and hands behind his head. He found this highly amusing.
She went no further, still staring at Platyborg. Platyborg; who was getting weirded out by this awkward staring contest, spoke-which again, was NOT a good idea.
"Uh, hi?"
Linda immediately let out a high pitched scream that didn't seem to end. Platyborg and some other people in the courtroom covered their ears.
"Platyborg, what did you do?" Doof-2 mused.
"I didn't DO anything! I said hi! You all heard me!" The cyborg defended.
"No matter, I'll fix it" The former dictator smirked and got up from his seat, walking over to the screaming woman.
Candace-2 jumped up from her seat abruptly, making sure she was heard and glared through her glasses in the doctor's direction; silently telling him that he should not test.
Doofenshmirtz scoffed at the silent threat, backhanded and smacked Linda hard across the face.
Everyone gasped.
Candace-2 took action and sprung at the scientist, only for Platyborg to jump in the middle of them and growl threateningly at the girl.
"Everyone take their seats NOW! This courtroom is not a boxing match!" The judge scolded as everyone got back into their seats.
Candace walked her silenced mother to a seat near her and the boys, glaring at Doofenshmirtz the whole way there.
The dictator rolled his eyes in response.
"Doofenshmirtz, another outburst like that and you're done, do you understand?"
"Of course" He smirked.
"Okay can we please call the Doofenshmirtz of the 1st Dimension to the stand?"
There was an excited yay from Doof-1 who happily took his seat while Doof-2 shook his head in disappointment and disapproval. He still couldn't believe this was supposed to be him. It both sickened and repelled him.
Doofenshmirtz-1 went on talking about how the other him could be a little hostile at times and short tempered and scary. He's never been so scared of himself before and that whenever he was around his 2D counterpart that there was always this 'I want to kill you' aura coming from him. Doof then made a joke on how that would be suicide if he killed himself. He then started a backstory on how he has always wanted to be on a stand and never gotten a chance to. The ramble was 30 minutes and still counting when Doof-2 finally lost it and shouted.
"SHUT UP! I HAVE NEVER BEEN SO APPAULED BY MYSELF IN MY ENTIRE LIFE! YOU HAVE THE ORDASITY TO CALL YOURSELF MY COUNTERPART? YOU AND I ARE NOTHING ALIKE AT ALL! AND WE NEVER WILL BE! FURTHER MORE, HOW YOU ALLOW YOURSELF TO EVEN BE IN THE SAME ROOM AS THAT LITTLE BLUE RAT IS BEYOND ME! YOU'RE JUST LUCKY I HAVEN'T KILLED IT YET. YOU'RE LUCKY I HAVEN'T KILLED YOU YET. YOU ARE A DISGRACE TO ME AND EVERYONE AROUND YOU! NOW START BEING MORE EVIL, STOP TALKING SO MUCH AND KILL THAT LITTLE SEMI AQUATIC BASTARD BEFORE I DO THE DEED MYSELF!" Doofenshmirt-2 took deep breaths trying to recover from his long outburst.
Everyone is the courtroom gasped.
"ALL OF YOU SHUT UP! IF I HEAR YOU GASP ONE MORE TIME I WILL COME TO YOUR HOUSES AND KILL EVERY ONE OF YOU IN YOUR SLEEP AND THAT IS NOT A THREAT, THAT IS A PROMISE!"
"That is it! I will not have this in my courtroom any longer!" Judge Miller shouted "I deem Flynn-Fletchers full custody!" He banged his gavel.
There were shocked words from everyone.
"What?" Candace-2 shouted, throwing her staff down.
"WHAT?" Platyborg shouted louder than anyone.
"Doofenshmirtz I hereby sentence you to life in prison on the charges of *Kidnapping, Extortion, Conspiracy, Obstruction, Perjury, Larceny and your Compounding is hereby suspended. Take him away"
"Th-this can't be happening!" Platyborg said in pure horror "This has to be a dream, right? Some type of sick practical joke?"
The cyborg looked to see Doofenshmirtz being handcuffed and then turned to see those two boys smiling and coming over to claim him.
"No! I can't live with them! Doof do something! They can't take me!"
The dictator couldn't meet the cyborgs gaze as he was being led away.
The boys were getting closer to him. Platyborg started to run towards the scientist but was stopped as a collar was clicked around his neck; attached to a leash.
The cyborg turned around to see the red-headed boy holding the end of it. Platyborg started to run again only to be pulled back and slightly choked by the leash. He began pulling at the leash frantically, screaming at the boys in vain but the boys heard none of it.
"Phineas, do you have anything to say?" The judge asked the pale boy.
Phineas-2 picked up his platypus that thrashed in his arms but took no notice to it "I'm just glad to have my pet back, thank you"
"It's no problem and what about you other Phineas?"
"Well…" Phineas-1 scratched the back of his head and cast nervous glances at the Doofenshmirtz, Perry, Candace and Ferb who were all worried as well. The jurors had already cleared out and they were the only ones sitting on the left side. "I just hope that everything turns out ok…Uh, is that really necessary?" Phineas-1 was referring to the needle a female veterinarian was holding.
"It won't hurt him will it?" Phineas-2 asked, held his pet closer who continued to thrash and shout obscenities.
"We have to sedate him for the ride home, this won't hurt him a bit…" The vet trailed off as she prepared to inject the frantic animal.
"No! Doof!" The cyborg called but the scientist was already gone "You can't do this! You ca-" Platyborg was interrupted as the needle poked into his neck.
"Shhhhhh" She murmured as he began to settle down.
"No…Doof…"
"You're gonna be ok boy…" Phineas-2 whispered.
He was growing drowsier by the second and could barely keep his eyes open. Everything slowed down and blurred.
"Doof…" Platyborg's voice was dying down "Help…"
"Shhhhhh" The vet lulled him.
The cyborg struggled to keep his eyes open; the boy starting walking away with him. With one last glance he reached out to the first Dimension Doofenshmirtz all the way across the room. Platyborg kept his focus on Doof-1. It wasn't the version he wanted.
But it relaxed him enough to let himself go.
A/N: :'(
*Definitions and why Doof was charged with it:
Kidnapping: You all know what kidnapping is, he took Platyborg from the beginning.
Extortion: when a person unlawfully obtains money or property from a person, again he took Platyborg.
Conspiracy: an agreement to break the law in the future, he conspiracized or whatever to Take over the Tri State Area
Obstruction: interfering with government officials, he most likely took down the police and law enforcements to make room for his own.
Perjury: basically lying in court
Larceny: involving the wrongful acquisition of the personal property of another person, again he corrupted Platyborg "Perry-2" into doing etc. and whatever he did
Compounding: An agreement in return for no charges and/or freedom, It wasn't shown but when Doofenshmirtz was tried at first for crimes against humanity and dictatorship etc. he was made a deal that he was to stay out of prison if he were to remain Platyborg's sole guardian…and now that, that deal does not stand anymore….yeaaaaah, haha. See you next chapter!