Hello! I'm very sorry that this took so long, but unfortunately I had exams(which I have almost definitely failed). But I'm on study leave now, so I'm going to be updating a fair bit this month while I have nothing else to do. If anyone has any questions or wishes to suggest pairings then go ahead. I'm also sorry that this chapter is rather short.
One another note, this chapter is dedicated to my brother(known on FanFiction as Tis Only A Flesh Wound) as it is his birthday today, so have a good sixthteenth, because in the immortal words of Edna, "Get used to it, kid, you're a man. It's all downhill from here.".
Disclaimer: To anyone who assumed the last disclaimer was a joke, I don't own Gloria or Bullworth or any of its residence. I do, however, own a deligtful leather jacket.
Chapter 2: Baby Names
23rd September
12pm: Karen is out of sick bay. She occasionally looks at Edna and shudders. Interestingly, Edna doesn't look any different now that she's not pregnant anymore. Pedro said there's still one in there. Melody said he was an idiot.
24th September
12pm: Turns out Pedro is not an idiot. There are now two bald, spotty babies(I use that word very loosely) in Edna's arms.
12.32pm: Ms. Phillips just stared at the "babies", blinked, stepped away as though they were going to explode, coughed, gulped and said "Well... Aren't they cute?"
No, Ms Phillips. No they are not.
4pm: Have just found out what Edna is naming the babies.
Baby Names
Baby 1(Male): Bobert Rainforest Cheescake Watts
Baby 2(Female, spotty): Treverson Joe Slawter-Watts
Why not just call them "Chewbacca" and "Kick me"?
7pm: Hang on... Slawter-Watts!
1am: Can't sleep. Why Slawter-Watts? Where does Dr. Slawter come into it? What happened?
25th September
10am: Don't ask me how, but I ended up having a bit of an incident in Chemistry and now I have detention. All I can say is that if teachers are stupid enough to give children magnesium, then it's there own fault. And as for the hole, the Biology room needs more light anyway.
12pm: Just saw Gord toss Jimmy a note across the canteen and there anyone left that boy hasn't played tonsil tennis with?
12.01pm: Just saw Jimmy wink back. Looking at Zoe's expression, I think she saw it too.
12.13pm: Zoe's just pounced on Gord. Pretty sure legs aren't meant to bend that way.
Pedro just leaned over to Melody, pulled a bit of her hair back and whispered "Five on Zoe". She says it doesn't work if everyone bets on the same person.
12.24pm: Mr. Luntz, if two students begin fighting, the correct reaction of a janitor is in fact not "Go for his nuts!"
12.30pm: Mrs. Peabody has managed to pull them apart. I wonder if she's mad because they nearly killed each other or because a boy and girl came into contact with each other.