I know this is quite short, but bear with me. Really busy today.
Disclaimer: Forget Bully 2. If Bully was mine, we'd be up to at least Bully 4 by now.
1st October
Dear NP,
10 am: Apparently, we were going to be getting the homeless Vietnam gentleman from behind the bus for Gym class, but after his mysterious disappearance(and that of several of Neil's radio transistors, oddly enough), we are going to be getting a new teacher for Gym class as well as the teacher to replace Mr. Hattrick. Should either of them read this, I feel I should give them a little bit of advice: Run. For the love of cupcakes, run while you still can .
In other news, there's been an alien sighting in Bullworth Academy which was reported by one Christy Martin. Even for her, my dear nosey parkers, that is... tremendously stupid.
11am: Just met Mr. Hattrick's replacement; big glasses, big eyes, skinny, looks a bit like you could break her if you spoke to her in a nasty tone. I believe her name is Moira Clark. I give it five minutes.
3rd October
Dear NP,
1pm: A bully has just put a little box on Miss Clark's desk. The poor, unsuspecting girl is smiling at it. She thinks people like her.
1.01pm: Miss Clark's box just exploded. It's also quickly spreading a rather disgusting smell through the room which has caused several people to run out the room. I think the girl may be regretting her job soon.
4th October
Dear NP,
10am: Just met the other replacement teacher, Bethany Jones. This wouldn't be so worrying, but I walked in on her talking on her mobile: "Yes... It's on the sofa... Yeah... No, I'm fine...It was fun, actually... Of course I hid the body". She'll fit right in here.
5th October
Dear NP,
12.43pm: Agreed to babysit Chewbacca and Kick Me for Edna along with Const and Karen in two days. Apparently her and "Wattsie" have a "date". Karen just went to warn Dr. Watts that he's going to get kidnapped again. Miss Jones was just over cooing at the babies and how "cute" they are. Not totally sure if she was looking at the same babies as we were.
In other news, Pedro is apparently taking elocution lessons from one of the older boys(Gord, was it?) and is currently trying to blow a match out with the word "what".
12.59pm: Bumped into Const on the way to dinner. Had short conversation with him. Apparently he's moved on from Pinky(yay) but unfortunately he's interested in someone else equally oblivious. Damn it.
1.45pm: Pedro has dropped the match on his dinner tray. At least Edna's food isn't flammable.
1.46pm: Yes it is.
1.50pm: Jimmy Hopkins came over and chucked Beam Cola on the fiery slop. Apparently Beam Cola is flammable. ****
2pm: Fire is now out. Only casualty was Pedro's eyebrow. And Miss Clark's cardigan. Don't ask.