Beyond the Veil V2
Chapter 2-The last two years with you.
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Two and a half years later
A boy named Rito Yuuki was in the school hallway, standing behind a wall his head peaking out as he stared a cute girl with bluish hair.
"Haruna~chan" the boy thought with a blush on his face. The poor boy had like said girl ever since middle school but could never work up the nerve to tell the girl his feelings. They were now in high school and all he could do was stutter out a hello and a goodbye as he ran off.
"Stalking Haruna-chan again Rito." Said a voice right next to his ear making the boy jump and punch the person in the jaw.
"Oowww!" Said a tall teen with a mop of blonde hair that fell half way to his shoulders. "Man not only are you a stalker you're an abusive friend." The teen said holding his jaw in pain.
The boy's name was Naruto Uzumaki one of Rito's best friends and the strongest guy in school and the High king of pranks. Rito had known Naruto since second year of middle and guy had always been something of a mystery. The girls with the exception of few, had crushes on him given how he was muscular. This fact proven time and time again when Risa Momioka and Mio Sawada would feel boy up and shooting how hard his muscle were time and time again. Not to mention he was one of the nice guys in school.
Rito still remembers the day he first met the crazy blonde….
Flashback two years ago…..
"Ring! Ring!" sounded the doorbell at the Yuuki household.
"I got it!" said the voice of Rito's little sister Mikan when she was ten years old as she answered the front door. "Welcome to our home!" she said happily as she greeted the two people at the door.
"Aw aren't you a cutie." Said Jiraiya smiling at the girl making her blush. (No Jiraiya is not a pedo! Even Naruto knows this! He's just being nice. And besides Mikan is pretty damn cute, hell that's her stick in the manga! Jiraiya being a lover of women, thinks all women are a gift to the world. He just thinks the girl is cute and complementing her.)
"T-t-thank you sir." The girl said blushing.
"Jezz sensei look what you did to her." Said Naruto getting the girl's attention. Mikan went wide eyed and slack jaw as she saw the handsome boy in front of her.
"Ha me!" laughed the sage "Look at what you did hehehe" he giggled. The boy was only 13 years old and was already a heart throb. Aw the wonders of fashion sense has. Ever since Naruto's jumpsuit had 'accidently' been set on fire (see direct order from Tsunade) the boy had been getting lots of attention from the opposite sex. And the marks on his face becoming a blessing instead of the curse it was back home. But the stupid boy was just too dense to notice it. For now…
"Oh shut up you damn old prev!" shouted Naruto before he was smacked upside the head HARD making a loud POW!
"That is no way to talk in front a lady!" snapped his master. Oh he was going to make sure the boy had manners in front of at least women even if it was the last thing he did!
Jiraiya looked at girl who was blinking in confusion, "I'm sorry about the boy here, he was raised in a barn." He said smacking the boy upside the head again. "I'm Jiraiya Yukanna (It's never sated what Jiraiya's last name is so I just translated the word Gallant into Japanese). And this rude little punk is my charge Naruto Uzumaki."
"I-I-I-m Mikan Yuuki!" The girl nervously said bowing.
"Nice to meet you Mikan-chan!" Naruto said holding out his hand.
"Eep!" squeaked the girl quickly headed back to the kitchen.
"Huh, was it something I said?" Naruto asked cocking his head to the side.
"Don't worry boy the girl is just shy" Jiraiya said calming down his student.
"Oh good you're here!" yelled Saibai walking into the hallway.
"Thank you for inviting us." The Sage said politely.
"Where's the food?" Naruto asked bluntly only to the sage's fist crashing against the top of his skull sending him face first into the floor.
"Use your manners Naruto! You are a guest in this family's home!" growled the man. "I'm sorry this punk has always been rude." He apologizing to Saibai while stomping on the boy's back.
"Oh its quite alright he's at that rebellious age, my own son would be doing the exact same thing if he wasn't so damn clumsy. Speaking of which." The bandana wearing man said before he looked at the stairs. "RITO! GET DOWN HERE WE GOT GUEST!" he yelled.
"ALRIGHT I'M COMING!" Rito shouted back.
THUMP! THUMP! THUMP! SLIP! AHHHH! BANG! WOOSH! WOOSH! CRASH! OW!
That's what everyone heard as Rito ran down the upstairs hallway, slipped on a wet spot on the floor, which was left accidently by Saibai after the man got out of the bathroom. Fell down the stairs did two flips down them and hit the ground with a loud crash.
"OW!" groaned Rito as he laid on the ground.
"How the hell are you still alive?!" shouted Naruto as he stood over the boy.
"I don't know but I wish I was dead." Groaned the orange haired boy as Naruto poked him with a finger.
Jiraiya just cocked an eyebrow. "The boy must have one hell of a durable body, probably has some ninja blood given his hair."
"What happen?!" cried Mikan holding a frying pan.
"Nothing much Rito just fell down the stairs" said her father sighing.
"Again?" sighed the girl making Naruto gape in surprise and Jiraiya to think of a possible scenario regarding the boy's linage. "Nii-san you are so hopeless." She sighed again.
"I'm sorry Mikan-chan, I don't know why I'm so clumsy." Rito said reaching for her, thinking that the pan was her hand reaching down to help him up. His vision was slightly blurred from the fall so he missed the cooking tool and accidently pulled down the girl's skirt. WITH NARUTO RIGHT BEHIND HER!
Before the skirt went down the blonde boy was still squatting since he was curious as to how Rito was still alive, and he was right behind Mikan. The girl still had her skirt on so it didn't really register on anyone's radar what would happen.
But when the skirt went down.
Saibai went stiff as a board.
Jiraiya put his fist in his mouth so to stop himself from laughing. Only one word was going through his head at the moment. "GOLD!" he screamed in his head.
Rito slowly paled after seeing what he had just caused.
Naruto was so shock at what happened all he could do was to go red face and stare at the girl's butt and her pink panties with a white bunny on the back. "The bastard on the ground is going to get me killed!" he screamed in his head.
"AHHHHH!" screamed Mikan in embarrassment swinging the pan wildly smacking both Naruto and Rito in the head knocking them both to the ground before she ran into the kitchen quickly followed by Saibai, so he could calm down his little girl.
Jiraiya loomed over the two boys looked at his student who had a tiny drop of blood on his head. He shook his head at his student and then look at the other boy and his eyes widen in surprise.
"No blood?" he thought looking at the orange haired boy who just had a bump on his head. "I could have sworn he had gotten the brunt of the attack?" he thought cocking an eyebrow. The boy definitely had some ninja blood in him as that blow would have caused the side of his head to be covered in blood.
"Ow! What the hell just happen?" Naruto asked sitting up. "All I remember is poking dumbass here and then pain!" he groaned holding his head.
"Hehehe, that my student is what happens when a shy girl gets surprised by something perverted." Giggled his sensei.
"Man I rather piss women off then have that happen again," Naruto whine rubbing his head. "I mean at least when Sakura hits me, my danger sense goes off and I could brace myself, that shit was just completely by surprise!" he shouted making the Sage giggle.
"Oh my head." Groaned Rito as he came to and to find himself lifted to his feet by the shorter blonde boy. (Naruto hasn't hit his monstrous growth spurt yet.)
"You're a bastard!" the blonde shouted at the orange haired teen.
"Huh what I do?!" Rito asked confused only to receive a smack to the head.
"Don't give me that shit!" yelled Naruto. "How could you pants your little sister in front of complete strangers!?" he asked mortified.
"I-i-it was an accident!" the orange haired boy tried to explain. "I'm sorry!" he pleaded.
"Don't apologies to me you idiot apologies to Mikan-chan!" Naruto yelled booting the boy into the kitchen so he could say sorry to his sister.
A few minutes later….
After Rito had apologized to Mikan, the men were sitting in the living room waiting patiently as Mikan finished preparing the meal.
"Sigh, sorry about the trouble earlier, it just Rito here is unbelievable clumsy." Saibai apologized to his guest while pushing his son's face into the table.
"Y-y-yes sorry again." Rito said bowing.
"Oh it's alright it was an accident" Jiraiya said waving. "Besides me and this brat get into weird situations all the time." He said smiling.
"Yeah and it's mostly your fault!" Naruto said pointing at the sage.
"What was that Naruto…." The sage said putting a finger in his ear. "You say you want to go cliff diving again?" he asked.
Naruto paled and said "Shutting up now!" making the white haired man smirk.
"So Jiraiya what made you decide to make a manga adaptation of your book series?" Saibai asked the white haired man.
"Well I always wanted to make a manga out of my books but I was always moving around and too busy to put some time in the project." The sage said shrugging. "But now that I'm taking care of Naruto I have to stay rooted since he is going to school.
"Huh!?" said Naruto confused. "Why the hell do I have to go to school!?" he yelled.
"Hey look a distraction!" Jiraiya yelled pointing in a random direction.
"WHERE!?" asked the blonde only to get smacked in the back of the head making the Yuukis sweatdrop.
"For the fact that you fell for that is why you are going to school!" the Sage said calmly sipping his drink.
All Naruto could do was hang his head in defeat since he had just proven he was an idiot
"Dinner is ready!" called Mikan in the dining room.
"Sweet free food!" yelled Naruto running into the dining room shortly followed by the others. Once Naruto made it into the dining room he shouted "AWESOME!" as he saw the food on the table. There on the table were bowels of hot steaming ramen.
"I-I-I guess you are okay with ramen." The ten year old girl said blushing a deep red.
"OKAY WITH IT?! RAMEN IS THE FOOD OF THE GODS!" Naruto yelled sitting down quickly. Normally he would have just inhaled the food, but he was at someone else's house so he decided to be polite, especially since the sweet girl had work hard and made ramen.
"Wow boy I'm surprised you're not burying your face in the bowl!" said the Sage amazed.
"Mikan-chan put a lot of work into this meal, I don't want to insult her by acting like a pig." The blonde ninja said crossing his arms and staring down the bowl in front of him, his body twitching as was trying to hold himself back.
"I don't mind if start digging Naruto-kun." Mikan said blush at the fact she called him Naruto-kun.
"Oh thank god!" Naruto said grabbing a pair of chopsticks. "ITADAKIMASU!" he yelled before digging into the wonderful meal. He took a few bites and then froze the only action he took was sucking up the noodles hanging from his mouth. "Impossible." He whispered making everyone stare at him strangely.
"What's wrong brat?" Jiraiya asked looking back and forth between the boy and the bowl in his hands. "Could the girl not cook?" he thought and tasted a few noodles. "Nope, tastes damn good to me, in fact the girl could have a career in cooking…OH SHIT!" he thought snapping his neck to look at his student. "Naruto just calm down now!" he said grabbing on to the boy.
"Is something wrong?" Mikan said cocking her head to the side.
"Sensei it's good…." Naruto said quietly in a daze "It may be better than Ichiraku's ramen!" he whispered shaking.
"OH SHIT, QUICK GET HER OUT OF HERE!" the Sage yelled getting weird looks from the Yuuki family.
"Huh why?" Rito asked before his jaw hit the floor as the Sage was throw across the room by the 13 year old blonde.
"MARRY ME MIKAN-CHAN!" Naruto yelled downing the bowl and then rushing for the girl making a kissy face before he was pinned to the floor by the Sage.
"I SAID GET HER OUT OF HERE!" Jiraiya roared as he struggled to restrain his student who head-butted him.
"What's wrong with him!?" Rito asked panicking as his father took the girl up stairs.
"Naruto's favorite food is Ramen hell that sometimes is all he eats!" the Sage explained as Naruto punched him in the face. He suplexed the boy and then wrapped his arm around the boy's neck. "Back in our home town there was this restaurant that made undeniable the best ramen in the whole region. And if what Naruto saying is true your little sister's cooking actual rivals theirs…..YAOUCH! You little bastard!" yelled the sage in pain as Naruto bit his arm and started gnawing on it and growling…..
"So you are saying that he's in…?" Rito sweat dropped as he couldn't finish his question it was so ridiculous.
Jiraiya sighed it was really stupid "Yes he's in a semi-sexual rage just from eating your sister's cooking." He sighed again "That what I get for trying to wean him off ramen for a month."
WHAM! Naruto kicked him in the face.
CRUNCH! "AHHHH!" screamed Naruto when the Sage bit his student's leg.
"That's enough!" yelled the voice of Mikan.
WHAM! THUD! The girl had thrown a frying pan at the boy's face knocking him out.
…A few minutes later after Jiraiya explained what happened.
"Again I apologies for Naruto's foolish behavior, I guess I just deprived him of ramen for too long." Jiraiya said sighing as he threw a bound Naruto over his shoulders. Damn Uzumaki's and their ramen addiction.
"Yeah you did you bastard!" yelled Naruto as he tired getting out of his binds. "No ramen for a month what the hell were you thinking?" he asked. "It's no wonder I acted the way I did, especially since it might be better than Ichiraku's ramen!" he yelled.
"Oh shut up!" the Sage said smacking the boy's head against a wall.
"Oh don't worry about it." Saibai said calmly "No harm was done." As a manga artist he seen fellow artist go berserk a few times, in fact he had a few episodes himself.
"See sensei he forgives us, so you can untie me now." The blonde boy said hopefully.
"Not a chance boy," grumble Jiraiya "until you get some ramen in you, you are staying tied up!" he said sternly.
"As long as I get some ramen in me I don't really care, although I prefer some of Mikan-chan's heavenly brew." Naruto said drooling soaking his master's shoulder making the man get a tick mark on his head. "Damn Uzumakis!" he thought.
"Was it really that good Naruto-kun?" Mikan said putting her thumbs together.
Naruto cocked his head to the side, "Are you kidding me Mikan-chan it drove me crazy it was so good." He said making the girl blush a deep red.
"T-t-thank you." Mikan said shyly.
"No thank you Mikan-chan the food was delicious, I envy the guy who asks you to marry him." Naruto said smiling making the girl turn cherry red.
"Alright stop flirting were going home since we got to get you used to going to bed on a schedule since you're going to school next week." The sage said carrying the boy out of the house.
"Oh come on I don't want to go to school god damnit…..oof!" Naruto started to complain pissing off the sage and making him drop the boy on the ground.
"Shut up you are going you little retard!" the sage said dragging the boy by his feet making the blonde boy's head hit every bump and crack in the street mumbling. "Damn Uzumakis"
Once the two had turn a corner Rito sighed and said "I hope that guy doesn't end up going to my school, he's crazy."
"Nii-san knowing your luck he's going to be in your class and sitting right next to you." Sated his sister making the boy pale since there was in fact an empty seat next to his.
"Sniff, Sniff, there goes my hope for a normal life." Rito said crying comically.
Present day…
"Naruto!" Rito shouted at his friend. "How many times have I told you not to do that!?"
"Hmm good question" The blonde said rubbing his chin in thought. "I say almost around three hundred times now."
Rito sweat dropped not believing that his whiskered friend had kept track.
"Man Rito if don't get your act together, I'm going to lock both you and Haruna-chan in a closest till you get the balls and man up." Naruto said staring the orange hair boy in the eye.
"Y-y-you wouldn't dare!" Rito stutter as he back against the wall.
"I would Rito and that's a promise." He said glaring at the poor young man. "And you know when I make a promise..."
"Gulp, Y-you keep it." Rito said shaking.
"Good then we have an understanding," He glanced down the hall "Now if you excuse I got to run."
"Why?" asked the orange hair boy.
BOOM! An explosion occurred down the hall.
"UZUMAKI!" Yelled the voice of the class prefect, Yui Kotegawa.
"You have one week Rito boy yo, before I take matters out of yours hands and into mine" The whiskered prankster said opening a window on the second floor. "Now must I go before she catches me and takes me pot of gold!" he said jumping out the window causing everyone to scream out in shock.
Yui got to the window and screamed "NARUTO YOU CRAZY GREMLIN!" She then rushed down stairs hoping to catch the blonde bastard.
Once she was gone Naruto pulled himself up from the ledge and climb back inside much to the relief of everyone.
"Ha I can't believe she fell for that" He shouted not realizing that Yui was only standing at the top of the stairs having learned some of his tricks.
"GOT YOU!" she shouted.
"Well would you look at that, she's learning!" he said smirking at Rito. "Remember Rito one week" he said holding up a finger.
"You're not getting away this time!" Yui said charging at the ninja.
"Meep, Meep" Naruto said sounding like the roadrunner before sprinting away Yui hot on his heels.
"Come back here." She said.
"No chance Yui-chan" he said.
"Don't call me chan you animal!" She said running after him down the hall, him laughing all the way.
….
Sometime later.
"Uzumaki why do you always go out of your way to cause me trouble!?" Yui said as she finally caught the blonde prankster.
Yui Kotegawa was the class prefect since middle school. The two of them had a very unique relationship if you could call it that. Naruto being a prankster and her being a part of the discipline committee the two of them were natural enemies. He would pull pranks and she would try to stop him. It wasn't an uncommon sight to see them at each other throats. She would always lecture him on his shameless behavior and he would do all he could to try convince her to live a little.
And of course there the incidents that would happen between the two. For some reason (see a hidden Jiraiya using chakra strings) that would cause the two to be in perverted positions. There was this one time when Naruto was going to do a prank that involved a spray can of whipped cream. He was running in the hall when all of a sudden a rolling mop bucket. Rolled into his path (See Jiraiya getting payback for busting a peeping session) and he ended up flying into the girls' locker room and directly at Yui. (Who was the only one in there and was completely naked at the time). And all of a sudden started to spray Yui and gave her a complete set of whip cream bra and panties (Masterly crafted by Jiraiya-sama). Yui in a fit of womanly rage crammed the can down his mouth and sprayed it down his throat.
"Eat it you vile animal!" she yelled at him. But just before she yelled "eat" the rest of her class walk in on the sight of Naruto on his knees with Yui standing over him covered in a whipped cream bra and panties yelling "EAT IT" with the can in her hand the entire time. Needless to say the EAT IT rumor spread faster than you could say "Believe it".
Yui didn't talk to Naruto for a whole month after that. Instead of yelling at him, she would just slap the ever living shit out of him. To get things back to semi-normal Naruto didn't pull any pranks for two weeks causing the girl to think he planned something big. When she interrogated him, he told her it was his way of saying sorry.
After that the two had a friend/rival thing going as the incidents stopped, Jiraiya took pity on the two when he saw how miserable the two looked. So whenever a troublesome student, like a bully was causing Yui problems Naruto would prank the ever living hell out of them.
Then there was the incident that changed their relationship forever.
Flashback two weeks ago….
Yui was having a bad day, first the Principal went on other pervert attack this time going after her making her run for her life, thankfully Uzumaki dropped kicked the perverted dwarf. But then Uzumaki goes and puts inching powder in the baseball team's uniform having targeted it captain stating that he was an arrogant prick.
"God what am I going to do with that boy" She said as walk to her destination, a supply room.
"Alright you four I will not tolerate skipping it's time for you to go back to class!" she shouted pointing at four figures in the dark with death metal music playing in the back ground. "And turn that garbage off its disruptive and distasteful." She said pointing a stereo in the corner.
"You stupid worthless bitch this garbage as you call it, is Jashin-sama's holy gospel turned into sweat music!" said a man as he stepped out of the shadows.
His clothes were all black having spikes on various parts. His face was full pricings. On his hand he had a tattoo that was of a triangle in a circle.
"Should we teach her a lesson?" Said a large boy. This attire consisted of a black and blood red scheme on his shirt was a picture of a skeletal being ripping out the heart of a person there chest cavity spilling blood on some kind of altar, the same triangle circle combo on it.
"Maybe we should sacrifice her to Jashin-sama for her insolent mouth the little whore ha-ha." Said a small hunched over figure in a hoodie that had chains attached to the arms, its form twitching every few seconds.
"Yes, maybe we should, Jashin-sama would love a whore sacrifice." The fourth person said walking out into the light. The last teen held a book with the tile being the art of Slaughter. The book's cover was simply a severed head. He was wear a long black trench that had a skeletal design, the sleeves hanging over his hands. His shoes were a heavy pair of combats that had steel on the toes. And like the first he had the same tattoo but instead it was on his forehead his brown hair covering half of it.
"Crap!" Thought Yui as she stared at the four thugs. They were Jashinist they were nothing but vile savages. Roughly around a year ago a new gang/cult sprang up across Japan. A series of brutal murders soon followed across the country. The Jashin Brotherhood was a bunch skull wearing thugs responsible for a number of fire bombings and starting riots all in the name of their god.
"Well what do you think little bitch!" said the first "Should we sacrifice you to Jashin-sama, or maybe have a little fun before you go." He said perversely licking his lips. He put left hand against her cheek. "What do you say?" he asked.
His answer was a swift kick in the balls "Don't you dare touch me you creep!" Yui yelled catching the attention of a nearby girl who ran to the class with the one who could help.
In the classroom…
"And then Motemitsu-senpai was jumping around itching like crazy screaming 'I'll get you for this Uzumaki!' And of course he cronies were behind him saying 'Just like Motemitsu-senpai vowing revenge." Naruto said to Rito as they waited for class to start.
"Hahaha man Naruto you're going to have the whole school chasing after you at this point." Rito said to his prankster friend.
"Pfft wouldn't be the first time," Naruto said waving his hand "One time in my home town I painted the town statue and had the whole police force chasing after me." He said retelling his story of he painted the Hokage monument. "Bad part about that was only my old teacher could catch me, Iruka sensei freaking hog tied me and threw me in front of the class like a hunting trophy." He said laughing at his own predicament causing everyone in the class to sweatdrop.
All of a sudden the classroom door slammed open. "UZUMAKI-KUN!" yelled the girl who was in the hall earlier.
"What's wrong Meme?" Naruto asked seriously as he saw the look on the girl's face.
"It's Kotegawa-san she in trouble…." that was all the girl got to say as Naruto ran out the door.
Back in the hallway…
"Why you little HEATHEN WHORE!" yelled the pierced face punk as he punch the girl hard in the face knocking her to the ground.
Yui's face exploded in pain, tears coming to her eyes as she sat on the ground.
"Now you little bitch we're going to show you the errors of you ways, and teach you some humility," he sneer pulling out a crow bar. "NOW REPET FOR YOUR SINS!" he yelled swinging at her head.
Yui closed her eyes waiting for the blow to connect; only the blow never came. See open her eyes and saw none other than Uzumaki Naruto stand over her his right forearm blocking the blow.
"N-N-Naruto-kun…" The words left her mouth before she knew it.
"WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU!" spat the crowbar wielding psycho.
Naruto just glare at the asshole and said "I'm someone who's going to beat the shit out of you for hurting my friend."
He punk snorted "I like to see you try."
Naruto just grinned sadistically before disappearing in burst of speed and burying an enhanced fist deep in the gut of the psycho making him fall to his knees. Naruto then grabbed the guy by the head and brought his knee to the Jashinist's chin launching him across the hall where he hit the wall with a loud TWACK!
"G-g-get him" the punk manage to say before passing out.
The twitchy one swung his arms sending his chains at the blonde hoping catch him the face. Naruto simply side step the chains as they were easy to read. He grabbed them as they pass him and swung them sending their owner crashing into the wall. Naruto then pulled the guy towards him bringing up his foot causing the guy to receive a foot to the face knocking him out.
The large boy starting to swing wildly at the blonde ninja trying to grab but he just kept dodging. Naruto finally stopped allowing the thug to throw a punch only to have his fist caught in his grasp. "Let go of me you Demon" he said glaring. Naruto narrowed his eyes and crushed the bastard's hand breaking several bones. "Ahh!" He screamed before Naruto jumped up and drop kick him in the face (Gai style) into a wall, he then rushed the large teen and started to use his face as a punching bag. He then threw an uppercut that launched the large teen into the ceiling where he got lodged in the ventilation.
The last guy just stared at him studying with a calculating eye, when he pulled out a sawed off shotgun out of his sleeves and aimed it at Yui. Before he could fire it, Naruto rushed him, grabbed his arm and pointed it at the windows where it fire through the glass. The jinchuriki then twisted his arm behind him and swiftly brought his knee and elbow into it shattering the bone and causing him to drop the gun. Once disarm Naruto put the teen in a choke hold that made him pass out from lack of air.
Once he made such all the punks were taken care of by the now arriving teachers he made his to Yui who was being helped up by a teacher.
"Are you alright Yui-chan?" he asked sincerely.
"Other than my eye I'm fine Uzumaki-san." She sated holding a hand to her now blacken eye.
"Let me see that." He said gently pulling her hand down showing swollen eye. "Man that looks really bad we need to get that checked out."
"I can go myself; you should head back to class, you need to study as much as you can." Yui said trying to save face before she stumbled and held onto the wall.
"Here let me take you the nurse's office," Naruto said scooping her up bridle style making her blush as he headed down the hall.
"Don't get any funny ideas Uzumaki." She said trying to give him a stern look before wincing because of her eye.
"Hey! Do you think so little of me?" He whined.
"You're joking right?" the black hair asked crocking her good eyebrow at him.
"Forget I asked" he sweatdrops as he set her down to open nurse's door. "Hmm she must've been on break when the bullshit went down." When he reached for the Yui gasped as she saw his right arm was turning a dark blue.
"Oh no Naruto-kun your arm!" Yui said pulling him into the room and sat him on a chair.
"Did you just call me Naruto-kun?" the blonde asked slightly shocked.
"I-i-I have no idea what you're talking about!" the girl said stuttering as open up a first aid kit. "Now hold still while I look at your arm" She barked reaching for a cotton swab and some alcohol. She blushed when all of a sudden Naruto put his hands over hers.
"There you go again caring so much about others but forgetting about yourself." Naruto said taking the medical supplies from the girl and applying it to her face. "This is one of the reasons I told you to come get me when you have to deal with a trouble student, thugs like those don't understand human language." He said seriously.
"I didn't think it would get that bad" Yui said sincerely.
"You got to think of the worst case scenarios Yui-chan" Naruto said as he pulled out a medical eye patch. "Otherwise you end up looking like a cute pirate hehe" He said putting it on the girl who now was blushing up a storm as she backed away him in embarrassment.
"Don't say stupid things like that you caveman!" the black hair girl said pouting "Now come here and give me your arm!" the girl ordered going back into to her tsundere like attitude.
"Fine yah dang pirate…..oh shit!" Naruto said as he slipped on the alcohol on the ground. He was so surprised by such a thing that he ended up on the floor staring at the ceiling.
"Hahahahaha!" Laughed Yui she saw the blonde hit the ground "H-how do manage to beat up four guys in a manner of 10 second and then all of a sudden slip on a puddle of all things hahahaha! Ah! Oaf!" Yui said laughing before she rolled off the bed landing on top of the ninja below. "Ow." She said opening her eyes and then blushing with she found herself straddling Naruto who looked like a deer caught in the headlights.
"Oh my am I interrupting something" said the voice of a woman who just entered the doorway with reddish brown hair, green and large breast. The woman was the school's new nurse Ryouko Mikado who just ended her lunch break early after hearing what had happen recently. She rushed to her office as soon as she could only to be pleasantly surprised to find two young teens in a very sexual position.
"This isn't what it looks like!" Yui said quickly as she got off of Naruto.
"Yeah I slipped and fell, then Yui-chan rolled off the bed laughing and landed on me." Naruto said rubbing the back of his head nervously.
"Hmmm yeah I bet that's exactly what happen," Mikado said as she walked over to Yui and started looking the girl over. "Well besides the black eye I can't really see any damage," she shined a flashlight in the girl's eyes "And she doesn't have a concussion thankfully." The nurse said writing onto her clipboard. "Although taking a pain killer and some antibiotics wouldn't hurt as you can never be too careful" Mikado said handing the girl a couple pills and a glass of water.
"Now all you have to do is lie down until your parents come to pick you up" the Nurse said as she wrote on the clipboard some more. "And thank you for taking care of Kotegawa-san Uzumaki-kun, you're free to go now she'll be alright here."
"Um sensei you think it be alright if I stayed here til Yui-chan's parents come pick her up?" Naruto asked the bombshell of a nurse.
"Well I don't have a problem with it as I do recall hearing you took a crowbar to the arm since I still have to treat that. So I don't see a real problem letting you stay to comfort your girlfriend for a while" Mikado said smiling kindly as she walked over to her desk to get some gauze.
"Um thanks sensei!" Naruto said bowing while blushing a deep red.
"You don't have to stay but thank you anyways Uzumaki-kun" Yui said blushing after adding the suffix.
"I'll always be there for you Yui-chan as you're precious to me and I protect those who are precious to me. Believe it!" He said smiling.
"Don't call me chan you caveman." Yui said looking away so he wouldn't see her face.
"Whatever you say Yuichan" The blonde said smirking.
…
Meanwhile in the police cruiser the Jashinist with the trench coat was digging at his broken arm having not been restrained because of it, the police thinking he was now harmless. Big mistake as out of two sword tattoos he dug out two five inch spikes. He handed one of spikes to his partner that was directly behind the driver. He held up his hand and counted down to three, and then the both of them launch themselves at the cops stabbing them in the necks threw the divider. The car went out of control and flew off the bridge crashing to the rocks below.
After the crash was over the trench coat woke a few feet away having been sent flying out a window. When he made his way back to the crash he found his partners on the ground in broken heaps, one of them having been stabbed through gut by a jagged piece of metal. When he got to the nearest corpse he got down on one knee, snapped his broken arm into place and then slapped the corpse across the face and shouted "Come on you fucking idiots wake the fuck up!"
After a few seconds the corpses started move.
"OW! Why the fuck did you have to slap ME Arechi!" shouted the one with pricings as he stood up his neck at a broken angle. He took his head and with both hands put his head back in align with a sickening SNAP!
"Because Dai Tokai you barely did anything in the fight!" snapped Arechi as he walk over to the large teen, which was struggling to pry himself off a spike.
"Fuck you, that guy wasn't normal!" Dai Tokai spat.
"We'll be ready next time, now get over here and help me get this idiot up." Arechi said grabbing on to an arm of the large teen.
"Alright I'm coming" Sighed Dai Tokai as he grabbed the other arm and pulled hard.
"GAHHH! Oh by Jashin's blade that fucking hurt!" Yelled the large teen who then grabbed his shirt and whined "Oh man I liked this shirt!"
"Oh stop your fucking bitching Yama and help me find my damn arm." Said the twitchy one, walking all over the place looking for his left arm. He found it a few seconds later being peck at by some seagulls.
"Yaw!" He yelled at the birds grabbing his arm and swung it at the flying rats. "You're not getting this chicken wing you white shitting fucks." He said back handing a bird with his severed arm.
"Alright calm down Numachi and let's get out of here before the cops get here" Trench said after pocketing the wallets of the two dead cops.
"So when are we going to be getting pay back on that fucking blonde and his whore?" Asked the large teen.
"As soon as our injuries our completely heal, then we will make him pay for underestimating the Brotherhood of Jashin." said Arechi holding up his fist.
Flashback end…..
Ever since that incident Yui and Naruto were no longer at each other's throats. The two were now often seen eating lunch together and laughing. Naruto limited himself to simply small pranks like whoopee cushions and like today smoke bombs. Yui now only gave the blonde a simply minute long lecture on behavior.
As the blonde kept getting told off by the girl he couldn't help but smile. No matter how much the two fought, nor how many times she hit him the girl had manage to become one of his precious people
"I mean really Naruto can you go one day without causing trouble?" Yui asked huffing.
"Nope because I get bored, and you're just too cute when you're angry." Naruto said smirking making the girl get a tick mark on her head.
"Sigh, why do I put up with you," The golden eyed girl asked.
"Cause you think my whiskers are adorable" Naruto said cheekily making the girl blush a deep crimson.
"Sssshut up!" Yui yelled at the blonde "Why would I ever think a block headed caveman like you be adorable?!" she said with her eyes closed. When she opened them she squeal at the sight before her.
While Yui had her eyes closed Naruto had quickly whipped out a pair of cat ears, paws and a tail. "Meow!" he said using his ninja abilities to sound exactly like a cat.
"Kitty!" Yui said with hearts in her eyes as she started to pet the ninja.
Off to the side the female students were glaring daggers at Yui seeing that she was getting attention from the school's number one boy. And the guys….
"He a genius I say! A god damn genius!" shouted Saruyama who was another friend of Rito and Naruto.
"Indeed!" said the High School's principal.
It was easy to say that Naruto valued Yui's friendship seeing as he risked ruining his reputation by deeming himself by dressing up like a cat, just to make her smile. But thankfully him having the devil's luck, he just made his reputation go up by scoring some additional cuteness points in the girls' book along with some genius points in the guys' book.
"Good kitty, nice kitty!" Yui said as she petted Naruto. She went to rub his belly and then froze in realization as she felt the Ninja's (to her added shock) 8 pack abs. "AEIIII!" the girl screamed in embarrassment.
"Hehehehehe, I knew you had a love for cats Yui-chan, but did you really just zone out that bad?" Naruto asked as he put the cat costume on the girl. "Although I will say it looks way better on you than it did me" he said cheekily.
"YOU'RE SO DEAD!" Yui yelled as she slashed at the boy surprising the hell out of him when his shirt was torn to shreds!
"AAAHHHH!" he screamed at the top of his lungs as he ran off of school grounds the cat girl right on his heels.
"YOU ARE SO GETTING IT FOR USING MY LOVE OF CATS TO PRANK ME!" Yui yelled chasing after him.
"OHHH GOD!" Naruto said running for his life as nothing frighten him more than righteous female fury.
A few hours later…..
"Okay Yui-chan is really scary when she's in righteous female fury mode" Naruto said after calming Yui down and walking her home. "Hehe I can't believe I'm saying this but I'm glad Pervy sage brought us here and put me in school." He said smirking as he walked home.
Naruto and Jiraiya had been staying in Japan for about two years on what Jiraiya calls an expedition. The trip had three goals. One to keep Naruto hidden from the Akatsuki, and to train him. Two make a guide for ninja who traveled outside the Veil. Three, to give Jiraiya access to a limitless amount of untapped research material.
After a month wandering around the country Jiraiya had decided to enroll him into school in order to give him a proper education. Naruto protested saying he already had a proper education Jiraiya only frown and said to him.
Flashback….two years ago
"With the exception of Iruka no one at that academy taught you anything, going to school here is the chance to correct the damage they did to you." He said crouching, becoming eye level with him.
"This is your second chance Naruto, a chance to show those idiots that they are wrong about you!" Jiraiya grabbed onto his shoulders. "You are not a dead last. A dead last couldn't complete the Rasengan in a week. A dead last couldn't face Orochimaru and still be standing before me!" He look at his Godson, the kid had so much potential he just had to make him see it!
The words Jiraiya got to so much that Naruto felt tears coming to his eyes. Finally someone accepted him, truly accepted him.
"Naruto look at me" The sage said making the kid look up at him with tear stain eyes. "I know for a fact that you are meant to follow in the Fourth's footsteps. No you are meant to surpass him!" he shouted making the boy go wide eyed. "Naruto I truly believe you are destined to become Hokage." He said to him. "Now for the rest of this trip are you going listen to me and give me your best from here on out."
"I promise I will Jiraiya-sensei just as long as you promise when we're training you give me your best, which means no sneaking off to go peep, you got me!" Naruto said staring down the man.
"HA kid I know I'm going to hate it, but I promise and I are a man of my word." The sage said holding out his fist receiving a pump in return.
Flashback end…
And the pervy sage did indeed keep his promise just like Naruto did in kind. Whenever they trained Naruto would work himself to exhaustion and immediately passing out in seconds. When practicing taijutus he would work his limbs till they bleed. Ninjustu were practice over and till HE suffered from chakra exhaustion. He could now do the Rasengan in each hand.
His chakra control was still something to be desired but he got it to a point where he could expel all but the strongest genjustu. He somehow by accident manage to make a weaker form of Tsunade's super strength something that Jiraiya discovered first hand, that was one hell of a month!
His justu repertoire grew by a lot. He now had a number of elemental justu mostly wind and lighting, he had a few of the other but nothing to be noted. Naruto had even managed to learn Jiraiya's hair based justu, his natural spiky hair becoming in his word "Even more badass!" something the sage couldn't help but grin to.
While ramen was still his favorite thing to eat, the sage had by some miracle convinced the blonde to limit himself to eat just once a week. He had been put on a very well made diet plan made by Tsunade herself. Thanks to this diet Naruto had a monstrous grow spurt become a head taller than almost everyone in the school.
His workout schedule, while not Gai and Lee status was not something to scoff at, as by the end of it all Naruto's body was pure muscle with not a single amount of baby fat.
This of course left many women teenage and adult alike drooling at the sight of him. Hell after one school break Naruto had to literally fight off Risa for the first week back, afraid that she was going to rape him in front of god and everybody.
The pervy sage had yelled at him and said "Why the fuck are you fighting her off?! Just take her to your room and do it damnit. I'll even leave you alone for a weak I won't care, just get laid!"
Naruto just simply shivered and said "Normally I agree with you, but the look in her eyes tells me that I wouldn't be able to leave the room for the whole week!"
"Oh so she's that type of girl" Jiraiya would say holding his chin giggling. "Okay you defiantly got to wait till she works it out of her system." He said nodding sagely.
Naruto deadpanned and had said "That might be your only useful piece of perverted advice Pervy Sage."
End flashback….
"Yo Pervy sage I'm home" Naruto said as kicked the door open.
"Hey brat you finally back form walking Yui-chan home." Jiraiya said going over some papers on the coffee table.
The notes in question were surprisingly not actually for his porno books, they were in fact reports from his new established contact from across Japan. The reports contained info on the Brotherhood of Jashin. Jiraiya didn't consider it a coincidence when they appeared shortly after they arrive, in his mind there was no such thing. Jashinism was a religion back in the Elemental Nations no way this was a coincidence.
Jiraiya had a bad feeling about this gang/cult as when digging up info on the Akatsuki there were rumors that one of their was a Jashinist. This made him think that the Jashinist here in Japan stem from the Akatsuki. This was something that Jiraiya feared. That would mean instead of running away to get away from a few hornets, he had inertly throw Naruto into a fucking hornet's nest. And this also meant that the Akatsuki are building an army. And because of easily accessible transport system in world they could have multiple bases scattered across the globe.
This was bad. Very very bad. This meant the Akatsuki could by their time building their numbers and enhance them with the technology of the modern world. And once they invaded what will happen, could only be described in one word and that was a MASSACRE. The Jashinist while simple cannon fodder were just the tip of the iceberg. An iceberg that he was afraid was too much for the two of them to handle.
But he put the worry to the side for now as the kid was giving him a look.
"So Naruto how did it go with you and Yui?" he said grinning perversely "Did you get any action?" he giggled.
"Nothing happened you old perv!" Naruto shouted. "We're just friends" he said with a blush.
"Hey! I may be a pervert but I'm not that old! It's just the hair damnit!" the sage cried.
"You're in denial," the blonde deadpanned.
"Well yeah, you're in denial about having a crush on Yui!" Jiraiya said making the fifteen year old go red.
"N-n-no I don't" denied Naruto.
"Ha you're not fooling anyone kid." Laughed Jiraiya who then grinned "You should really just ask her out already seeing as you seen her naked so many times."
"Those were accidents!" the teenager shouted.
"Yeah and if you just asked her out she wouldn't be get as mad." His teacher said "Sure she still yell at you but she wouldn't slap you as much since you be her boyfriend." He said grinning. "You should go for it kid it might just work out." He said seriously.
"And what if it doesn't," Naruto said with a sad tone "What will happen once she learns about this" he said putting his hand on his stomach.
Jiraiya frowned "You shouldn't let that seal prevent you from seeking happiness Naruto."
"I know but- what- hrrr I'm going to go take a bath," said Naruto as he head for the stairs.
As he headed for the bathroom Jiraiya said to him seriously "Naruto you should give her a chance." He then went back to his work.
….
Naruto sat in the warm water and sighed. Maybe Pervy Sage was right maybe he should ask Yui out. Yeah he flirted with her but that was mostly to mess with. But he knew that if he didn't ask her out REALLY ask her out he be asking himself later what if. He sat their quietly thinking on the decision when all of a sudden the water in front of him started to bubble. Then a small boom occur follow by a cloud of smoke. On instinct he put his hand forward to brace himself for something when his hand touched something soft.
As the smoke cleared he found his hands grabbing onto a pair of breast.
"Ah escape successful" sigh a beautiful pink haired girl. She blinked and looked at the blonde in front of her and said happily "Hi!"
"Ah hi" he said his hands still on her breast his inner pervert taking control of his hands in his dazed state.
"I'm Lala Satalin Deviluke it nice to meet you." She said happily. "Pervy Sage!"Naruto shouted. "What you damn brat!?" Jiraiya shouted/asked back. "Why is there a naked girl in the bathtub with me!?" The blonde yelled. "Shouldn't I be asking you that?" Jiraiya asked. Naruto looked at the happy bubbly girl in front of him watching her spade like tale swing back and forth, and couldn't help wonder what the hell was going to happen next!… Alright Chapter 2 rewrite is complete. As you can see I took the Yuuki family flashback scene from the Memories chapter and move into this one as it fit better than that chapter. I added a few bits to the Jashinist fight. And then I added a few more part to the nurse's office part as I felt that need a little something more. And the bit with Naruto dressing up as a cat that was just for shits and giggles lol. Alright onto chapter 3! Please read and review!