To Xanxus and Squalo:
Ekhm... This question was bothering me for a while so... Are guys virgins? Did you ever do "naugty" stuff with a girl? xD Or maybe did you sleep with each other? Many people seem to think that. Although I pray everyday that it's not true! I mean I can't imagine it. I think that if someone proposed for Squ and Xanny to do stuff involving naked people they would be like... "Eww, fuck no." It's a bond of "hidden" friendship that ties you isn't it?
To Umi, Luss-chan, Bel, Fran, Mammon and Levi: basically the rest of the Varia lol
Unlike the most fandom who obsessed with XS Let's be honest, I hate the paring xD, I think that Xanxus is the type of man who likes women. I mean he's a bad boss and they're surrounded by women! Not as for a long term relationship, because we all know that that won't happen! Not now at least... Maybe next 20 years or something... But anyways! Do you guys see him with women at night often? Or chicks leaving his room in the morning? xD Is he a one night stand type? Lol stalker and perv mode on
To Xanxus: Again.
Can I be your personal cook? I'm after culinary college so I could cook steak for you everyday and serve it for you naked wearing just a frilly apron... Um Troooool? xD
Lots of xxxxx
Bloody Hime
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Entry No. 701
Date: 11/02/13
3:04 PM
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Tch, why the fuck should I tell you if I'm a virgin or not, scum? And I don't give a shit if you become my personal cook. You just better cook the steak properly.
-Xanxus
Entry No. 702
Date: 11/02/13
3:05 PM
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VOI! OF COURSE I'M NOT A VIRGIN, YOU FUCKING TRASH! AND LIKE FUCK I'D SLEEP WITH THAT LAZY SON OF A BITCH!
-Squalo
Entry No. 703
Date: 11/02/13
3:11 PM
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Oh yeah, Xanxus is a one-night stand kind of guy. We'd see women leave his room in the morning and Lussuria would have to lead them out. We've never once seen the same woman twice, ever. Belphegor does that too! Except he's one is less subtle. He just walks in and is like 'Alright, my hoe and I are going to my room to do some naughty stuff, 'kay? Kay. See ya bitches later'.
No. Seriously. It's hilarious. I laughed for hours when he came in the first time with a chick.
-Umi
Entry No. 704
Date: 11/02/13
3:20 PM
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Ma, Umi-chan, don't lie to our readers like that! Xanxus doesn't sleep around that often! Only every once in a while when he needs to fulfill that need of his, that's when he sleeps around with other woman. After all, a sexual frustrated boss is a scary one.
-Lussuria
Entry No. 705
Date: 11/02/13
3:24 PM
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Ushishishi, why should I tell you anything? And shut up, commoner. If I were you, I'd lock my doors and windows as best as I could because I'll be paying you a visit tonight~!
-The Prince
Entry No. 706
Date: 11/02/13
3:28 PM
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Ah, boss does seem to like bringing home woman. I don't understand why they put up with him, even for one-night stands. Ooh. Maybe they're prostitutes?
-Fran
Entry No. 707
Date: 11/02/13
3:33 PM
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Mu, does it seem like I care about things as mundane as that?
-Mammon
Entry No. 708
Date: 11/02/13
3:37 PM
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I will not disclose such information about boss to you people!
-Levi
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To Squalo:
*What if suddenly, Yamamoto-kun confessed his love to you? *giggling evilly* How would you react?
To Xanxus:
*Xan-chan, I'm surprised you're doing this without killing anyone. ._.
Anyways, I was wondering if you would like some vodka-flavoured chocolate. My aunt gave it to me for who-knows-what reason since I'm under-aged, and I thought tha maybe you would rather have it.
To Hibari:
*Hibari-san, how would react if Chrome-chan gave you your favorite chocolates this Valentines? *wiggles eyebrows suggestively*
To Fran:
*...wanna go prank Mukuro-san? I have a lot of blackmail stuffs that we can use against him too. *shows Fran embarassing pictures of Mukuro*
To Chrome:
*Iie, it's alright if you don't have any tips for me. I'm also terrible at giving them myself. *sheepishly rubs back of neck*
Anyways, do you make chocolates, Chrome-chan?
To Mukuro:
*Nee, Mukuro-san, what would you do if someone finally asks Chrome-chan out on Valentines and she accepts? You know, since she has lots of admirers and she's really cute and kind and all those stuffs.. *smirks*
To Umi-chan:
*Haha, thanks for the tip! Anyways, wanna go and destroy the Varia mansion? We can dye Squ-chan's hair with dark chocolate while we're at it! And replace Bel-kun's knives with biscuits since they hurt less.. And paint Squ-chan's bedroom with pink paint.. Hehehe.. And then we can make Lussuria dress Squ-chan up in a dress! Yeah.. Then we can go and build a fort protecting us from him then we can eat popcorn there while we watch him go on a rampage, destroy the mansion, and gets killed by Xan-chan! Isn't that fun?
To Bianchi, Chrome-chan, Umi-chan, and Luss-nee:
*Thank you for the tip, guys. Really! But since I'm a stupid coward, I think I'll just make him something that I'll work hard on and give it to him with a card telling how I feel. Urg... I curse my weak self! A )/
-Aya-chii
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Entry No. 709
Date: 11/02/13
3:42 PM
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VOI! WHAT THE FUCK? THAT BRAT BETTER NOT PULL SHIT LIKE THAT ON ME!
-Squalo
Entry No. 710
Date: 11/02/13
3:45 PM
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Tch, send those fucking chocolates over, trash.
-Xanxus
Entry No. 711
Date: 11/02/13
3:47 PM
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I'd accept them.
-Hibari
Entry No. 712
Date: 11/02/13
3:49 PM
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Yosh. Let's go prank master. But you take the blame, yeah?
-Fran
Entry No. 713
Date: 11/02/13
3:56 PM
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Oh, yes, I make chocolates with Kyoko and Haru.
-Chrome
Entry No. 714
Date: 11/02/13
3:57 PM
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If she accepts, she accepts. What does it have to do with me?
-Mukuro
Entry No. 715
Date: 11/02/13
3:59 PM
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Well, I've painted Squalo's room pink already, and Lussuria has already put him in a dress before. I'll gladly dye the shark hippie's hair but it'll be dyed black so that I can tie it up and make him look like Kanda from D Gray Man! Those two are like the same, I swear. Except, you know, Squalo has more PMSs. While I'm doing that, you swap Bel's knives with biscuits. I've tried doing that once before but uh, he caught me and it didn't end well.
But yeah, Squalo on a rampage and then getting his arse handed to him by Xanxus? Sounds like a 'ell of fun!
-Umi
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To Squ squ-chan: *le sigh* Well, the FSE will be ending soon. Too bad eh? I still wanted to ask you so many things but there had been so little time! Damn. And I still want to annoy you too! :(
But maybe I still will after the event? I don't know... Hmm. Maybe I should switch to annoying someone else. Aaanyway...
Here's my other question: I'm sure you've already had a first kiss, but when? And how did it go?
Xanxus: I never get tired of asking you nonsensical stuff! Do you like chocolates? And if you aren't gay for Squalo, then who are you gay for?
Wait... It's not Levi, right?... Right? O.O
To Byakuran: YAY! Finally! Someonewho agreed to be my date! I AM NOT FOREVER ALONE THANKS TO YOU BYA-CHAN! Let's eat a truckload of Mallows while watching the sunset!
To Umi-chan: Thank you for suggesting Byakuran! And that is so fun! How did you do that? Did you give Apple sweet corns everytime he stabs Squalo? OH. Seeing as how you do not have a date, can yousay that you are included in the Forever Alone club?
-Mina Monster
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Entry No. 716
Date: 11/02/13
4:00 PM
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VOI! My first kiss was after I finished high school, you fucking trash! And like fuck I'm telling you how it went!
-Squalo
Entry No. 717
Date: 11/02/13
4:01 PM
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Fucking trash, I'll kill you.
-Xanxus
Entry No. 718
Date: 11/02/13
4:03 PM
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Ah, okay~! That sounds like fun. I'll get Sho-chan to buy lots more marshmallows for us~!
-Byakuran
Entry No. 719
Date: 11/02/13
4:05 PM
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Aha, yeah, I did. Apple seems to love corns. It's hilarious as 'ell. Every time Squalo walks in, I say 'Apple! I choose you!' and then he attempts to stab Squalo in the gut!
And I have no clue, I swear. I'm pretty damn sure I'm in the Forever Alone club but people – you readers, I swear to god – keep telling me that I'm going on a date for Valentines. What are you people on about? Who's my date? Are you guys planning my untimely demise or something? WHAT ARE YOU GUYS PLANNING?
-Umi
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Just a few more days than it's Valentines Day, everyone! Just a note, you can keep sending in ideas for what I should do to end this event. Like a short story or something. Any ideas are appreciated! Especially since I haven't had the time to think something up, aha.
Thanks for the favs, follows and reviews!
Edit
Thanks AlessandraCavallone for telling me the typo. For some reason, I can't put the full stop between 'D' and 'Gray'. Every time I do, it doesn't save.