Ok I'm really glad you guys are loving the rewrite of this story and hopefully I won't hit a brick wall like last time.

Now to answer some questions

Harem situation I will have

Lala Deviluke

Yui Kotegawa

Yami aka Golden Darkness

Risa Momioka

Saki Tenjouin

Oc Rouge Female Urban Veil ninja

Oc Female Jashinist Heretic

Mikan Yuuki

And finally Momo Deviluke

If I have anyone else well see.

Why no Nana? Don't worry I got something planned for her.

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N.A.B. 0206 you're the first person to ask me to do something like that P.M and we'll talk more.

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Bh- anal much?

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Guest who didn't list name :( the Cat Café will come into play don't worry.

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Those who have a small problem with the demon transformation….. lol did you see the latest Manga chapter. I can work with that hahaha! I win!

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Ok on with the story.

I don't own Naruto or To Love ru

Chapter 3 Princess in the bathtub

Naruto's brain was on shut down mode as he stared at the naked girl in front of him, his hands still on her perfectly shaped breast that were soft as pillows…. "OH GOD THE PERVY SAGE HAD DONE IT, HE'S CORRUPTED ME! Baa-chan going to kill us both, brings us back, and then kill us again!" He screamed in his head.

….Back in Konoha

"Ahcoo!" Sneezed Tsunade.

"Are you alright Lady Tsunade?" Asked her assistant Shizune.

"Yeah I'm okay but for some reason I feel like beating the shit out of Jiraiya" Tsunade said with a growl making everyone in the office sweat drop.

….Back in Japan

Naruto so used to violent female reactions (Sakura, Tsunade, Yui, Ino, mother fucking ANKO!) put his hands over his face and said "I'm sorry please don't hit me!"

"Huh why would I hit you?" she said tilting her head to the side.

"Wait, you're not mad?" Naruto said stepping out of the tub and grabbing two towels and giving the girl one.

"Why would I be mad?" she said drying her hair giving Naruto a good view of her breast. "Hey what that under your towel it's getting bigger and Oh." She said making the boy put his hands over his junk.

"Giggle" was heard behind the door as Jiraiya was writing in his notebook.

"Pervy Sage go away!" yelled the blonde.

"Why should I ya damn brat?" Jiraiya asked.

"Because, I'm only wearing a towel!" Naruto stated.

"Oh god I don't want to see that, I'm out of here" the white haired man said walking down the stairs to continue his work.

Naruto open the door stuck his head out making sure he left. "Damn pervert" he said getting dress and heading to his room seeing that the pink haired had walked in there.

"So your name is Lala Deviluke?" he asked the girl sitting on his bed still nothing but a towel.

"Yep, from planet Deviluke" she said happily. "What's your name?"

"Naruto Uzumaki and wait you said you're from a planet called Deviluke, does that make you an alien!?" he asked surprised believing the girl might be crazy.

"Bingo, you're on a roll," Lala said with a smile.

"Alright prove it," Naruto said crossing his arm sternly and cocking an eyebrow as she threw her towel off.

She turned around bent over and moved her hair to the side (If the sage had walked in, he never hear the end of it) to reveal a long black tail with a spade at the end of it.

"See humans don't tail right." she said.

"Noooo, not normally." He said tilting his head to the side getting a better view. Hey, he may not be a perv like Jiraiya but that didn't mean he was going to look away from a free show! And she sure as hell didn't mind!

"See told you I was an alien," she smiled.

"Okay I believe you." The blonde stated. "And how exactly did you end up in naked in my bathtub?" he said with a crocked eyebrow.

"Oh with Pyon-Pyon Warp-kun right here" the tailed girl said pointing to a rabbit like bracelet on her arm. "It's a short range teleporter I made for emergencies, but you can't set the designation." She said pouting. "And it can't transport nonliving things such as clothes." Her face got serious "I had to use to escape my pursuers."

"Wait, you're being chased?" the ninja asked getting a dry look on his face having a feeling where this night was going. "Sigh, why can't I meet anyone without having some bullshit happening." He said to himself as he armed himself with some Kunai.

"Yes they wanted to take me against my will" she said crossing her arms.

"Great, this is just great" Naruto mumbled as he went to close the blinds when all of a sudden a small creature flew through the window screaming, "LALA-SAMA!"

The creature had bat like wings and had swirls for eyes. If Naruto had any doubts that Lala was an alien they were now crushed by the appearance of the thing in front of him. "The hell" he mouthed.

"Peke, I've missed you" The bubblegum hair girl said hugging the thing.

"Lala-sama who's the human staring at us like an idiot?"asked Peke making Naruto gain a tick mark on his head.

"Let's see you keep a straight face after seeing whatever you are flying through the window!" shouted Naruto. "And what exactly are you?!" he asked making Lala laugh.

"This is Peke my all costume robot that I made she can transform into any kind of clothing." Lala answered. "Here I'll show you, Peke" she said.

"Hai, Lala-sama" Peke said becoming a ball of light before the light grew arms that wrapped around Lala making her moan when they squeezed certain areas. Once done her outfit was a skin tight suit that looked like a human size Peke, and had a large hat that looked like her head.

"Ta-da!" Lala said spinning around.

"It's not too tight, is it Lala-sama?" asked the robot not wanting to disappoint her creator.

"No, Peke. It's perfect like always" her creator praised making the eyes on the hat to smile. "So what do you Naruto-kun does it look good?" she said striking a pose making her boobs bounce.

"It does look cute" admitted the demon container as the outfit did fit her child like personality, plus he figured for an alien it was probably high fashion where she came. And while normal people would think it looked a little weird, Naruto knew people like Guy and Lee so yeah…enough said.

"So Lala-sama what do you plan to do?" her hat asked still slightly freaking Naruto out.

"That's a good question" Lala answered putting her finger against her cheek in thought.

"Well if it's alright with Ero-sennin you can stay here until you figure out what you're going to do" Naruto said shrugging.

"It's alright with me girl, we've been needed something to liven things up around here anyways!" Jiraiya yelled as he closed the door to the bathroom.

"Well guess you can stay Lala-chan" Naruto said shrugging.

"Really! Thank you Naruto-kun" the alien said hugging the ninja, her strength making the poor boy squirm.

"Holy shit! It feels like Baa-chan has me in a bear hug!" Inwardly cursed the blonde.

Once the girl let him go the boy hunched over catching his breath. All of a sudden he became tense as he grabbed Lala and put her behind him a kunai in his hands.

"Naruto-kun whats wrong?" the girl asked. Her answer came in the form of two large guys in suits jumping in the room.

"Found you at last," said one with red slicked back hair a thin scar going down his left eye.

"Peke?" Lala said her face becoming angry

"Yes Lala-sama?" asked the shape shifter.

"Didn't I say not to be followed" the girl stated.

"UMM." Sweats drop the bot.

"You stupid Robot!" Lala shouted.

"This time we're going to tie you up make sure you don't get away." Said one of the thugs with short dirty blonde hair.

"Lala-chan stay behind me I swear to protect you with my life I promise and I keep promises." Said Naruto causing the girl to blush form such action.

"Okay kid had over the girl and no one gets hurt." Sneer the red head.

"No chance in hell" the ninja said with conviction shocking the girl even more. They just meet and he says he was going to protect her!

"Naruto-kun" she whispered.

"Alright we tried playing nice" said the blonde thug as he went to swing at the boy only for his arm to be grabbed and received a headbutt to the nose for his trouble knocking him to the ground.

"Ah fuck! What's your face made of?!" Naruto cursed holding his forehead.

The other thug took this as an opportunity to strike only for the door to burst as he was tackled and throw back out the window.

"Run you stupid brat!" shouted Jiraiya.

"Right! Come on Lala-chan" said blonde as he scooped up the girl bridal style get a small eep! From the girl.

"After them!" shouted the dirty blonde thug as he jumped after the two holding his bleeding nose, his partner right behind him.

"Shit where to go that will allow me to run at full speed to lose them?" thought the whiskered teen as he jumped on the roof tops the thugs right behind him.

"There!"He shouted as he jumped towards a park. As he landed a truck was thrown ahead of him blocking his path.

"Shit!" he cursed as he had to stop as not to run into it.

"You have nowhere to run now" said a newly arrived person in large bone like armor, a cape flowing behind him.

"Zastin!" shouted Lala as Naruto put her down and got in front of her.

"Lala-sama please stop this foolishness and come back home, the King is worried." Pleaded Zastin.

"I don't care if daddy is worried I'm tired of sitting in those stupid engagement sessions" Shouted Lala throwing a small fit.

"Wait, hold up you're a Princess?!" ask Naruto getting a whistle from now said Princess as looked at one of park toys wondering what it was for.

"Yes Lala-sama is the first daughter to Gid Lucion Deviluke King of the universe" stated the knight lower his guard slight seeing that the boy didn't really know what was going on. "Poor boy was probably dupe into this by Lala-sama's innocents."

"Sigh, of course she is" face palmed the nine tales' container. "Duh idiot her last name is Deviluke of course she a princess." he thought. Inside his head a chibi Naruto was standing next to a chalk board that was being held by a chibi Lala, the words Naruto's idiot moments on it. His chibi walked up the board and made a mark.

"Good so you understand, so would you kindly stand aside so we may the Princess" Zastin said happy to be done with this endeavor.

Naruto look at the girl as she took a step back. "Sigh, Damnit!" he cursed. "I'm sorry but I can't do that seeing as the girl doesn't want to." Chibi added another mark.

"Naruto-kun." Said Lala in her head.

"Fine then you leave me no choice" Said Zastin taking out a handle. He pressed a button and a large green blade made out of light popped.

This time chibi Naruto shouted "Fuck this! I'm done!" and he stormed off screen followed by chibi Lala who had a question mark over her head.

"Great a Darth Zabuza what else is next" mumble Naruto as massaged the bridge of his nose. "Aw fuck it all!" he yelled throwing a barrage of Kunai and shuriken at the Knight.

"Stupid undeveloped primitive" Zastin said as he dodge the throwing weapons lazily only to receive a chakra enhanced fist to the face and having his head snap backwards with a Crack! Zastin looked at the earthling glaring dagger as his nose was now broken.

"Gah! No seriously what are your faces made of!?" Naruto said holding his hand, it wasn't broken but it sure as hell hurt!

"Now I've had it!" The alien Knight said rushing at blonde who went wide eye seeing how fast the guy was moving.

"Oh shit" the teen said running for the trees. He narrowly avoided getting run though by the blade of light as he ran up the tree, did a back flip, grab Zatin's head and with his momentum slam his opponent's hard on the ground.

"Amazing." Lala said in awe seeing a boy she had only 20 some minutes actually giving one of the best fighters she knew, a run for his money.

"Ha how you like that!" Naruto mocked "Now your sword is stuck ha ha!"

The Royal bodyguard just stared dryly at him as he pressed a button on his sword disengaging it, press the button again and bringing the blade back to life. Zastin couldn't help but smirk as saw the look on the boy's face.

Naruto just face palmed as his Chibi came back sighing and added another mark "I don't get paid enough for this shit!" Chibi-Naruto cried. "We get paid Chibi-Naruto-kun?" Chibi-Lala asked.

"Zastin that is enough!" Lala said stepping forward pulling out a cellphone like device and said "Naruto-kun let me handle this go Go-Go Vacuum-kun!" she press a button summoning a metal octopus like machine that started sucking up everything in sight.

"Oh god its one of Lala-sama's inventions" Yelled one of the guys in a suit (having been order by Zastin to stand down) as he and his friends were sucked into the machine.

The machine keep on sucking up everything in sight making Naruto use charka too sick to the ground.

"Lala-chan turn it off!" He yelled at the girl.

"Hmm how do I turn it off again?" Lala said to herself holding a finger to her chin.

"What!" shouted the ninja as the machine bucked wildly dents appearing on its haul. "Get down!" shouted Naruto as he pulled the girl down shielding her with his body.

The machine exploded sending shrapnel everywhere. Pieces found themselves buried in Naruto's back making disturbing noises as they pierced his flesh. "GAHH!" he screamed making Lala go wide eyed.

Once the chaos was over the two of them stood up. "Oh no Naruto your back!" cried Lala as tears came to her eyes seeing as she brought her new friend pain.

"Its fine." Said Naruto as he grab a piece of metal in his shoulder and ripped it out of his body "FUCK!" He screamed throwing the thing in frustration.

"Naruto-kun!" Lala screamed as she went to apply pressure to his wound only to be shocked as she saw it already starting to heal.

"It's okay I heal pretty fast." He said making the girl stare at him for a few seconds.

"Why would do that?" she asked seriously "Why would you risk your life for a person you just met!?" she screamed grabbing on to his shoulders.

"Ha ha" he laughed. "I made a promise to you that I protect you with my life" he smiled as he put his hand behind his neck and rubbed it. "Plus whenever I'm with a princess I just have to throw myself in the line of fire." he said chuckling.

Lala couldn't believe that the boy in front of her was real. The boy in front of her was kind, he strong, his bravery was unquestionable given that he took a piece of shrapnel for her. And unlike her suitors he actually cared about her feelings. Sure he was rough around the edges, but then again so was her father. And most importantly he was a man of his word.

"Daddy would approve," Lala said in her head as she grabbed his face and said "Naruto-kun" to him getting his attention as he was pulling more bits out his body.

"Yes Lala-chan, shit!" he answered pulling another piece out of his hide. He looked at her when all of a sudden the girl kissed him on the lips!

Her lips were soft and tasted very sweet; the texture was delicate fitting for a princess. No wonder Jiraiya was crazy about women this was amazing! "Oh god I can feel myself falling to the power of the Pervert side." He thought. In his head a chibi Jiraiya in a dark cloak said "Yes boy embrace the power of the Pervert!" "Jiraiya!" yelled a chibi Tsunade grabbing him by the neck. "Run boy while you still can!" he then screamed as he and Tsunade disappear in a cloud of smoke and his head poking out every few seconds crying for help.

Once they parted the girls greenish eyes stared into his blue ones and she said, "Marry me Naruto-kun"

"What!" shouted the blonde in shock.

"WHAT!" Shouted Zastin as he pulled himself out of some debris. "Lala-sama you can't be serious!"

"He meets several requirements Zastin!" Lala said putting her foot down. "Daddy would approve!" she stated taking on a stern face.

"But … you ….. He …..Fine" the white hair knight gave up. Once the Princess made up her mind only her father could convince her and like she said his King would approve as the boy he admitted was highly skill. "I'll deliver the message to your father." He sighs.

"Wait don't I get a say in this!" Yelled Naruto he didn't want to get married. He got a sword pointed in face for his protest.

"Are you really turning down a proposal from the Princess, the King would destroy both you and this planet for such an insult!" said the Knight.

"But what if I like someone else already," pleaded the blonde thinking of Yui. To his surprise the Princess didn't become sad instead she chirped happily "That's ok I don't mind sharing."

Naruto's mind went to shut down mode as he had a nose bleed his eye twitching as if he was having a seizure. Inside his mind Chibi Naruto sat in front of a slot machine. He pulled the lever on the side, the pictures spun until all three slots stopped on Lala's face. The machine blinked wildly as it said the words JACKPOT. Chibi was then lost in a tide of bra and panties as the machine spew out a wave. Chibi held a sigh that said "Fuck yeah finally I get rewarded for my troubles!" He stood there for a few minutes just staring off into space making Zastin and Lala worried.

"Ha! Ha! Looks like you broke him" Laughed Jiraiya standing behind Zastin a kunai to the bodyguard's throat.

"Oh by the King I never noticed him behind me!" gulped Zastin. He then felt the power rolling off the man in waves, this man was not to be underestimated.

The sage removed the blade from the knight's throat as he got in front his apprentice. He snapped his fingers in front of his face. Nothing happened. He took out some smelling salts and put it under his nose. Still nothing. "Alright let's try something else" he said pulling out a scroll that said 'ramen.' He unrolled it put some energy in it and a bowl of steaming ramen popped out. He put the bowl under his nose. STILL NOTHING! "Holy shit!" Jiraiya shouted shocked. "That usually works, he must be really out of it!" He held his chin in thought. "Alright if this doesn't work he's dead" He pulled out another scroll did the same as before. Instead of ramen it was a bottle of Saki.

This time when he stuck the bottle under his nose the blonde snatched it out of his hands and chugged. "HAHAHA, look whose growing up!" the Sage

After Naruto emptied the bottle he threw it on the ground shattering it and shouted "Let's see you save a cute alien Princess. Have her propose to you. THEN SAY IT'S OKAY TO HAVE A FUCKING HAREM AND NOT COME OUT AGED!" He pointed at his master who was struggling to breath he was laughing so hard.

"Shut up you damn pervert….burp oh I don't feel so good BLAGRAG!" he threw up on the ground.

"Hehe Earthlings are so funny" giggled the Princess her bodyguard holding a hand to his mouth stifling a laugh.

Once Jiraiya caught his breath he started writing in his notebook giggling the whole time. "This will be my best work yet!"

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