Ok sorry I forgot to some names for the Harem list as I did that part last second before going to work…..
So here is the official list
Lala Satalin Deviluke
Yui Kotegawa
Yami aka Golden Darkness
Risa Momioka
Saki Tenjouin
Oc Rouge Female Urban Veil ninja -Isabella Bea-sexy Latina ninja.
Oc Female Jashinist Heretic-Maigo Tamashi (Means- Lost child, Soul) full on Goth girl.
Mikan Yuuki
Oshizu Murasame – going to introduce her sometime after the Yami chapter as I have thought of new ideas during my absence.
Momo Veila Deviluke
Run Elsie Jewelria-nothing sexual until her and Ren split into two beings. But Run will flirt a lot.
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To Seeker of true anime fan fic you want me to add one of the Amazons from the filler episode? Damn it dude you just sparked new ideas. Because of the recent information from the Naruto manga I can somehow intergrade them. Bah oh well it I won't have to worry about that until. But be sure to remind me after the Yami chapter.
Anyways, on with the story.
I don't own To Love ru or Naruto. Damnit!
Chapter three – The Hangover.
Naruto awoke as his alarm blared in his room and unfortunately for the clock Naruto had a hangover from chugging the bottles of Saki he had last night. He grab the poor device crushed it in his hands and threw it across the room into a trash can.
"Fuck" he said rubbing his forehead. He laid back down to get his bearings as he had sat up too fast. As he laid his head down he heard a light snoring next to him. He turned his head and found a naked pink haired girl sleeping next to him.
"What the fuck?" he said to himself slightly confused. Slowly he started to play the events in his head until he fell asleep in his bed that night.
"That's right I'm engaged now" he said holding head.
….Flashback last night
After the confusion at the park Jiraiya had wisely suggested that the discussion concerning his apparent engagement take place back at their place as everyone could hear the sirens getting louder in the distance.
Once there Jiraiya had begun the painful process of taking out any remain shrapnel that still remained inside the blonde. To dull the pain Jiraiya had gotten Naruto another bottle he immediately started drinking at a much slower pace than earlier.
"Sigh, Lala-chan you should go back with Zastin" Naruto said taking another drink from the bottle.
Lala face started to get sad "Why?" she asked with a frown.
"You ran away from home and your father's obviously worried about you if he sent people to find you." He said wincing from a piece being took out of his back.
"But I don't want to be forced to marry someone!" she shouted "If I'm going to marry someone I want it to be my choice!"
"I can respect that and should talk to your dad about that, as that what families do when they have disagreements at least I think that's what they do." Naruto said looking sad as he took another drink.
"What do you mean that's what you think they do?" Asked Zastin already having a feeling of what the answer was.
"I'm orphan trash been on my own since the orphanage kick me out at the age of four." The blonde said taking a big swing of Saki.
Jiraiya smacked him in the back of the head and said sternly "You're not trash!" getting a small smile from the blonde
"You're an orphan" said Lala "But aren't you?" she asked looking at the white hair sage.
"I'm not his father" stated Jiraiya with a sober look on his face remembering his beloved student wishing he could take his place. He should have been in the village to see his godson's birth instead he was out following a lead on Orochimaru, the lead was a dead end. If he could turn back the clock he would have instead gone to see Naruto born and perhaps prevented Kushina's seal from breaking, or at the very least taken Minato's place.
"Yeah I've only know this pervert for about two years" said Naruto pointing his thumb at the man who then ripped out a piece of metal causing him to curse and glare at the man.
"So that's why you want me to go back" said Lala who had tears coming to her eyes. He wanted her to go back and be with her family something he never had.
"Yeah, I want you to be with the people who love, family's something you shouldn't take for granted." He face took a sadder look as he looks to the ground grabbing another bottle. "And besides if you stayed here with me you just be hated just like me."
"Why would you say something like that about yourself?" Cried Lala she didn't understand why he was being so negative towards himself.
"Because in my home village everyone looks at me with hate!" Shouted Naruto standing up.
"Naruto what are you doing?" asked Jiraiya.
"It's for her own good, this is the best way to convince her!" snapped Naruto he flip the chair around and sat back down he sighed and said. "On the day I was born a Giant nine tale fox demon a creature powerful enough to destroy mountains, attack the village killing hundreds nothing was able stop it as it destroyed everything in sight. And just when all hope seemed lost the Leader of the village, the Fourth Hokage fought the demon and then sealed it away into the only child born that day." He said putting his hand on his stomach shocking both Lala and Zastin.
"The sealing didn't come without a price as it cost the Fourth his life. The Fourth's wish was for the village to see the child as a hero but due to their anger of losing their loved one all they saw was a demon. Seeing this the reinstated Third Hokage made a law that the younger generation was never to be told the truth of the child as to give him a chance at a normal life." He said. Lala was starting to tear up.
He took another drink "The Third may have had made the law of not teaching them the truth but he couldn't stop them from teaching their children to hate the child. He grew up alone without family or friends; all he had was the kind old Third Hokage who visited once in a while. But the Third had a village to run and protect as the attack had left it weakened. Then the people at the orphanage kicked him out not wanting the demon to 'corrupt' the other children. For two months he had to dig in the trash just to survive as no one cared for him and the Third had no idea what was going on. During those two months the child was beaten by the angry villagers but they never killed thinking that they might release the Demon. After two months the Third had finally learned he found the child beaten sleeping in a dumpster using a trash bag as a blanket." Tears were creeping into his eyes remembering the pain.
"The Third gave the boy an apartment along with a monthly allowance for him to survive on as that was all the hateful civilian council would allow. But the pain didn't stop there as every year on his birthday a small mob would gather a go on annual Fox hunt. His birthday presents each year were new scars and a trip to the hospital. And the whole time they beat him they call him Monster, Abomination and Murderer, Demon!" He would have continue but Lala shouted.
"No! You're not! You're not a Demon." She flung herself at him crying on his shoulder.
"You're Naruto Uzumaki the nicest and bravest man I know!" she held herself up and looked into his sadden eyes. "I don't care if you have a Demon inside of you!" she hugged him. "You're a person not a demon and don't you think otherwise you hear me!" she shouted at him making his eyes go wide.
"Lala-chan" he whispered. "I'm sorry I said all that it's just I don't want there to be a chance that you receive that hate, you're a kind soul that doesn't deserve that kind of treatment." He said wiping away a tear on her cheek. "You deserve to have happiness and I know you won't find that with me." He sighed "And I know your father wouldn't want me as his son-in-law."
"No actually daddy would just want you more" Lala said sheepishly to the blonde shocking him and Jiraiya.
"What?" said Naruto.
"Yeah, Daddy would put you on top of his list given all that you went through." She said shyly. "And the fact that you try to push me away for my own good, by telling such a personal secret I want to you to be my husband more than ever!"
"But I don't love you or even know anything about each other." Naruto stated.
"That's okay, I'll do anything to make you fall in love with me!" the alien Princess said happily.
"Wow brat, you go and play your ace in the hole to get rid of the girl and you only make her fall for you more." Said the sage holding his chin. "Actually gives me an idea for a new story about a noble warrior who refuses to open his heart because of his dark power; he saves a beautiful young maiden who falls in love with him. He tries to push her away in order to protect her only to have the girl fall for him more. I'll call it Icha Icha the Dark Warrior and the Maiden it will be a hit." He said already writing.
"Don't fucking dare you damn pervert!" shouted Naruto as he lunged for Jiraiya's notebook only for the man to dodge.
"Oh hey look I messed one" Jiraiya said grabbing the last piece of shrapnel.
"Oh no" said a scared Naruto. RRRIIIPPP!
"Yaaaaa!" screamed Naruto as his wound squirted blood and he rolled on the kitchen floor comically making everyone laugh.
"It's not funny it fucking hurts!" he yelled making them laugh harder.
"Hehehe while I enjoyed the show and listening to Naruto-dono's tragic tale I have to head back to my ship and make a report to the king and then get some sleep," said Zastin said heading for the door. When he was transported to the ship he asked one of his men seriously "Did you get all of that?"
"Yes commander" said the red head.
"Good make sure to send it with my report when I send it I'm sure the King will want to hear this." Zastin stated as he went to write said report. His princess was right the boy would be put at the top of King's list. Of the thousands of suitors only Naruto met the desired requirements. Most suitors wanted Gid Deviluke's power, Naruto had power. Others want to marry Lala just to a rise in status. Naruto tried to push her away in order to protect her from his problems. Yes his King would want the boy. Because he was what many weren't….A warrior. One who pushed pass his hardships and craved his own path with, blood, sweat, and tears. Indeed Naruto Uzumaki would be the prefect successor to the throne of Deviluke.
Back in the house….
"Yes, Zastin is right it's getting late and Naruto you're going to need to all the sleep you can to work off the coming hangover ya damn light weight" said Jiraiya throwing his apprentice over his shoulder.
"Hey I thought I did very well for my first time, hiccup!" complained Naruto.
"Yeah and just like a first time the hangover is going to rock your world." The Sage laughed at the boy's coming misery."Come on Lala I'll show you to the guess room once I put this drunken idiot in his bed."
"Oh I can't sleep with Naruto-kun?" questioned Lala innocently.
"Hehe, oh normally I would be ok with it but I don't know what he'll do to you in his drunken state." Jiraiya chuckled.
"Mmm what would he do?" she asked tilting her head to the side.
"Ha, you'll figure it out later" the sage said putting his student on his bed and then escorted the girl to the guest room.
"Okay if you say so" the girl pouted going to bed.
Jiraiya closed the door, he walk to his room and sighed. The kid had more problems then he had let on. He never knew that he went through so much pain and misery. He thought the old man was taking care of him, that at least what his contacts in the village had said. Heads were going to roll when he got back! If he had known the truth he would've taken the boy with him a lot sooner.
He had failed Minato and Kushina, he had failed Naruto. The most he could do now was train the boy and make him strong for the challenges that were now ahead of him. Maybe it was time he told the boy the truth about his parents. Sure the boy would probably hate him but he deserved to know. He needed to know that his parents loved him. That he was more like his mother than he knew. That the man he saw as his hero was his father.
Jiraiya got to his room and saw the papers that were lying on his desk. The paper was a progress report on Naruto's training and facts about the outside world. He sat at his desk and grabbed a new sheet of paper. This paper would now include a report on what just happen tonight and telling Tsunade that he was going to tell Naruto the truth of his parentage. Once done with that paper he started writing what he feared was going on in Japan. He had nothing concrete yet but wrote that he would send word as soon as he did.
He just hoped he was wrong about the Akatsuki being in Japan, not when the boy may have a chance for happiness now that Lala was here. "Heck he might have a chance for more, given what Lala said about sharing" he grinned perversely. Naruto's life sure might have been complicated but it sure hell was funny.
End flashback…..
"Oh god I can't actually believe I'm engaged to a hot alien Princess, that is not only okay with me having a demon inside me but says she doesn't mind sharing!" he said holding his head.
Yeah he was happy his inner pervert wouldn't allow him to turn away such an opportunity, but he wasn't so sure how the hell he was going to explain this to Yui let alone Tsunade of all people. Yeah he still wanted to ask Yui even though he was now engaged. For the last two weeks all he could think about was the black hair brown eyed beauty. And thanks to Lala being okay with it he didn't have to worry about breaking either girls heart something he definitely didn't want to do. He liked Yui too much even though he was unsure if she liked him back, and Lala was really the sweetest person he had ever met.
"How the hell am I going to convince Yui to go out with me, I know she's not that type of girl" He held his head and moaned "but first I have to deal with fucking hangover!"
"Hey Lala-chan it's time to get up" he said pushing on her shoulder gently.
"Hmm? Oh good morning Naruto-kun did you sleep well?" she asked stretching pushing her naked breast forward giving Naruto a good view.
"Umm yeah" said Naruto holding his nose. "Lala-chan?" he asked.
"Yes Naruto-kun." Answered the girl before yawning again.
"Why are you in my bed?" He asked cocking an eyebrow.
"Isn't it normal for couples to sleep in the same bed?" she asked innocently.
"Yeah I guess, but why are you naked?" Naruto asked.
"Oh that's because Peke needs to recharge her batteries and she can't do that in dress mode." Lala said like it was common knowledge.
"I need to sleep to recharge them" stated the robot sleeping on the foot of the bed.
"I kinda figured that but why aren't you wearing any sleep ware" he asks scratching his head.
"Peke's the only form of clothing that I own." She said honestly.
"We are so buying clothes come this weekend." Sighed Naruto.
"Hey Naruto! Hurry up and take a shower breakfast is almost…." Jiraiya said poking his head in the boy's room only to see Lala naked on Naruto's bed.
"Thata boy!" he gave the blonde thumbs up only to receive a foot to the face as he was kicked into the hallway.
"We didn't do anything you pervert" Naruto said walking down the hall only to be pinned to the floor.
"You're a disappointment boy! How can you have a naked girl in your bed and not do a fucking thing! Have I not taught you anything!" said Jiraiya slapping him in the back of the head to make his hangover worse.
"I not a damn pervert like you, you fuck! Now get the hell off of me, before I take your sack off!" shouted the boy his eyes turning red.
"Whoa boy, don't threaten a fellow man's junk that's breaking guy code." Jiraiya said letting the boy up.
"Screw off!" yelled the teen as he slammed the door to the bathroom.
…..
Once everyone was done with taking a shower, they all sat in the dining room eating breakfast. Naruto was wearing the school uniform without the jacket his shoes a pair of black steel toe shoes. When he kicks someone he wants it to hurt!
Lala of course was wearing her Peke outfit. Peke having not scanned any earth clothing, that's was all she had as everything else were formal dresses.
Jiraiya on the other hand was wearing a dark blue hoodie and a pair of pants his footwear a simple pair of Nikes.
"So what's everyone doing today?" Lala asked looking at the two.
"Well I have to go meet a contact of mine out of town, who says he has some information for me and Naruto is going to school and I guess you'll be wanting to go with him am I right." Jiraiya said getting a frown and a nod from Naruto and Lala.
"What's school?" asked Lala.
"It's a place where kids go to learn, you know stuff like math, history, and science." Stated Jiraiya figuring since the girl was royalty that she had private tutors.
"Oh and Naruto is going why?" Asked Lala thinking he was smart enough since most Deviluke men were more of the fighting type.
"Because he's a dumbass" Jiraiya deadpanned causing Naruto to gain a tick mark.
"Hey fuck you!" growled Naruto "You know those bastards back home didn't care!"
"No, you could have gone to Iruka anytime instead of pulling dumbass pranks you nimrod!" Jiraiya stated making the blonde grumble.
"Who's Iruka?" asked Lala making Naruto smile remembering the dedicated teacher.
"Iruka was the only teacher in the academy who put aside his hate for me and actually got to know me as a person. The man is dedicated when it comes to teaching making sure that everyone understood the what his was teaching before moving on to the next subject. He is also the first person who told me I wasn't a demon when I first found out about it. If he hadn't told me that, I don't know what would have happen to me." Stated the blonde with a faraway look before shaking his head. Whoa bad thoughts!
"He sounds like a good person" smiled Lala getting one back from the blonde.
"Well I guess if you're going to my school we're going to have buy you a uniform so you can go" said Naruto sighing and holding his chin.
"I'll take the girl to get her fitted and enroll her seeing as I'm now her guardian." Jiraiya said shrugging. "I don't have to leave till two anyways."
"Don't you try anything you damn perv I'll ask Lala and Peke to tell me all that happened." Said Naruto glaring at his perverted sensei.
"Don't worry boy I don't go after married women, its part of my code." The pervert waved at the blonde.
"You better or else I'll tell baa-chan what you been doing with the computer." His student threatens.
"Hey! I was curious damnit!" cried Jiraiya. "Everyone was talking about it and I wanted to know what it was about!"
"Yeah and guess what I don't give a fuck, you're disgusting." Naruto glared. It's never a good thing when you get on the computer to do your school work and you find two girls doing something unspeakable with a cup. He was never going straight home after a half day ever again!
"OKAY! I PROMISE! I WON'T DO ANYTHING I SWEAR! JUST DON'T TELL TUSNADE-HIME!" pleaded the grown ass man on his knees crying.
"You better not or you'll be sorry" grinned Naruto. It was good to have blackmail.
"Alright, Lala-chan lets go now otherwise I going to have a panic attack" Jiraiya said grabbing the girl's shoulder and disappearing in a swirl of wind.
"AHH!" she screamed as they disappeared.
Naruto chuckled as he walks out of the house.
…Later in school
Naruto open the door to the classroom rubbing his temple as he stepped thru the door way only to feel a chill up his back as he heard a voice say seductively "NAAARRRUUUTTTOOO~KKKKUUUUNNNN"
Naruto turned around slowly making a creaking noise as he looked at the person standing behind him in the doorway. There stood Risa Momioka her form shadowed, only her teeth and eyes being visible. Her eyes flashing unholy like a demon as she lunged at the poor boy.
"RISA-CHAN NOOOOOO!" He screamed trying to get away as he was tackled to the ground disappearing in a cloud of dust as the girl attacked him. Everyone in the class room sweat dropped as they saw the various sexual poses the two wound up in, as sometimes they forced each other to standstills.
Finally the cloud dissipated revealing a shirtless Naruto his muscular torso being rubbed down with Risa's hands and her straddling his crotch grinding her hips back and forth making him moan.
"Oh Naruto-kun I've have been missing King Dong, how is he? Can he come out to play?" Risa said moving her hands slowly done his chest and to his pants.
"W-w-wait Risa-chan think about what you're doing!" Naruto tried to reason. "God damn hangover gave the girl a chance to get the jump on me." He growled in his head, damn fox didn't get rid of it just to make him suffer. Guess you have to make your entertainment when you can.
"Oh I have thought about it LONG AND HARD" Risa grinding hips again purring as she leaned forward kissing him on the chest right where his scar from Sasuke was. The scar had always been a mystery to everyone and when anyone asked he always get angry and say "It none of your damn/fucking business" he would say depending if it was a girl or guy.
"I decided what I'm going to do to you Naruto Uzumaki and what I'm going to is" she got right next to his ear and said "Tease You!" making everyone in the room to fall over.
"Hehehe" the girl giggled as she got off the boy letting him stand up, his hands over his crotch.
Naruto's eyebrow started to twitch "YOU THINK THATS FUNNY! I THOUGHT YOU WERE GOING TO FUCKING RAPE ME!" he screamed.
"Ha silly boy if I was going to do that you, I would have done it when you passed that janitor closet five minutes ago." She said making everyone in the room take a step back from her.
"That's it, I'm never hanging out with you after dark ever again!" he said grabbing a chair as during his sexual scuffle his shirt was perfectly unbuttoned and thrown on a ceiling fan.
In his head all he could see was a Chibi Naruto tied to a bed in a hotel and a Chibi Risa flicking a whip in a dominatrix outfit. The worse part of the daydream was that Chibi Naruto had a face that looked like he was all for it, the little bastard was smiling. He shook his head getting the thought out grabbing his shirt. The sage was really getting to him.
"Ah come on Naruto~kun" she whined "Mio-chan, Haruna-chan, and me were going to see a movie this weekend and you know we would be safer with you there." She pleaded thinking about the Jashinist thugs roaming the streets at night. People had started to go missing and it was starting to worry people.
Naruto sigh and then get an idea at the same time.
"Alright which one were you guys going to see?" he asked now actually curious.
"Don't know most likely a comedy" Risa said shrugging "Mostly we're just going to hang out maybe do some shopping.
"Alright fine can I bring Rito, Saruyama, Mikan-chan and two others with us?" he asked getting a shaking Rito who said "Y-y-yeah sounds like fun" slowly looking at Haruna nervously, having already figure out what the blonde had planned. "Maybe I can finally work up the nerve to ask her out." He thought sighing.
Risa grinned at the blonde having seen the way Rito was acting. She always thought he and Haruna would be a good match perhaps this weekend would be just the right push.
"I'm fine with Rito-kun and I would love to have Mikan-chan to come with us, but Saruyama-kun better not try anything." The girl said holding up her fist.
"That's hypocritical coming from her after what she just did" Everyone thought sweat dropping.
"Don't worry me and Rito will keep him in line, right Rito." The whiskered teen said getting a nervous nod from his friend.
"Umm who are the other two that you are bringing with us?" Haruna asked wondering.
"Oh just this friend of mine that's new in town and this could be a good way for her to make friends." Stated Naruto peaking everyone interest's.
"Who's this friend of yours Naruto-kun" asked Risa grinning. If she's Naruto's friend then the girl was bound to be hot! Most of the girls Naruto knew were. Oh she couldn't wait to have a new pair of breast to play with!
"Just a new transfer student that I met yesterday, she should actually be here any minute." Said Naruto when all of a sudden Saruyama and Mio slammed open the door panting. "Looks like she's here judging by the look on monkey boy's face." stated the blonde. "What's up Saru?" he asked grinning already knowing the answer.
Saruyama responded saying a word with each breath as he was still panting "Hot…..girl….pink hair…big boobs….asking for you….already…. you bastard!" he shouted at the end. It was no secret Saruyama was jealous of Naruto as he often tried attacking his friend out of frustration.
"Yep that's Lala-chan alright." Naruto said standing up and walking to the door dodging a swipe from Saru and a grope from Mio, once today was enough. His friends stood there just looking at him. "Well" He said "Don't you want to meet her?" he asked getting all his friends to stand up.
"Hey Naruto-kun who's the other person coming with us to the movies?" Risa following the boy down the hall along with everyone else since if she didn't ask now they never know till then.
"Yui-chan and yes Saur you're coming too," Naruto said seeing the boy about to shout before getting a nod.
"Yui!" shouted Rito "as in Yui Kotegawa the girl from the discipline committee aka your arch rival!"
"Yeah duh!" deadpanned the blonde. "We been hanging out a lot lately where have you been for the last two weeks?" he asked.
"Um trying to do what we talked about yesterday" Rito said bashfully getting a roll of the eyes from everyone in their group except Haruna.
"Yeah that reminds me how did you two become buddies all of a sudden anyways?" ask Saruyama "I mean really, before I got sick two weeks ago you two were always arguing about something." He said getting nods "the next week after getting over my cold, I swear if I didn't know any better. I would have thought you two were going out!" he said getting everyone to look at Naruto.
"Wow Saru-kun way to keep up with the gossip!" said Mio. "You mean you don't know what happen two weeks ago?" she asked.
"No I was sick then," Saru stated "all I know is that when Rito came to give me my homework he was more nervous than usual."
"Rito-kun you idiot!" shouted Risa as they head down the stairs "How could you not tell him something so important!"
"What the hell happened?!" asked Saruyama he had to know now.
"Umm Naruto-kun saved Yui-chan from a group of Jashinist gang members." Said Haruna. The girl remember that day she was scared for Yui and Naruto as she saw the whole thing.
"What the hell Rito! That's need to know shit!" Saur snapped at his friend who was cringing.
"Yeah one of them even had a gun of all things" said Mio making Naruto growl loudly remembering the son of a bitch.
"A Gun! The fuck Rito!" cried Surayama why did all the awesome things happen when he wasn't around.
"Yeah Naruto-kun broke the guy's arm in one blow, it was amazing!" Said Mio with a small smile.
"I hope that fucker's arm gets infected and falls off." He growled as he and his posse made it to the bottom of the stairs.
"So I guess that's how you and Yui became friends," said Risa "I thought it was because of that one incident in the girls locker room involving the whipped cream." She teased making Naruto, Rito, and Haruna blush and making Saruyama and Mio get nose bleeds.
"T-t-that was an accident!" stuttered the whiskered boy.
"Then why were her whip cream bra and panties masterly crafted?"Risa asked as she had seen the event happen.
"Umm I decided to go for broke" Naruto said trying to save some face.
"Yeah and I'm not a horny girl" deadpanned Risa making everyone in the hall sweat drop.
"Jesus girl, I'm going to start carrying a spray bottle if you keep this shit up."Naruto said making a spraying motion with his hands.
"If you do just let me take off my sweater first so I and Yui can have a wet t-shirt contest, I know you like to see that." Risa flirted making the boy face palm.
"I swear Yui and I are just friends," the ninja protested "For now..." he said in his head.
"Why shouldn't I be surprised to find you here Uzumaki-kun?" Said Yui who was on patrol, joining the group as she heard them talking about her only for Risa and Mio to attack her and molest her making Haruna cover herself and blush, and all three boys to stare with far away looks, boy will be boys after all ha ha. "Stop it!" Yui said slapping the girls' hands away and covering herself, and making the other three girls smile as she immediately went behind Naruto for protection.
"Oh hey Yui-chan what are you doing here?" asked Naruto getting out his boob staring daze and slapping his friends, knocking them out of their trance getting a "Ow" and "Hey!" in protest.
"I came to break up this mess of a crowd who are blocking access in the hallway." Said Yui looking at said crowd of boys that were gathering around a single pinked hair figure. "Naruto-Kun where are you?" it asked.
"Oh hey Yui-chan since you're here would you like to go to the movies with all of us this weekend?" Naruto asked giving the girl a smile.
"I don't know Uzumaki-kun" Yui said eyeing Risa and Mio.
"Aww come on Yui-chan please" Naruto said using the puppy dog eyed justu.
"F-f-fine I'll go if you do something about this troublesome crowd." Yui said blushing looking away from the boy and staring at the crowd before slapping Risa's and Mio's hand away again.
"No problem Yui-chan," Naruto said before shouting "OH MY GOD MIKADO SENSAI'S SHIRT JUST FELL OFF AS SHE WAS WALKING ACROSS THE FIELD!" making everyone in the group sweat drop not believing that would work.
But to their shock all of a sudden like the parting of the Red Sea all the boys headed for the window trying to get a look hoping to get a look at the bombshell of a nurse, leaving a lone pinked haired girl looking confused as she didn't understand what the hell just happened (not that anyone could blame her).
"Yo Lala-chan!" called Naruto waving at the alien girl.
Said alien then cried happily "Naruto-kun I finally made it to school!" she then flung herself at the boy pressing her assets into the boy's chest making him have a happy look on his face.
"I can see that" said the boy smiling as he set the girl down.
"Uzumaki-kun who's this girl causing problems already?" Yui asked getting an uneasy feeling in her stomach from seeing the girl act so familiar with the blonde.
"This is Lala Deviluke a friend I met last night." Stated Naruto.
"I'm also Naruto-kun's fiancé nice to meet you all!" Lala said making Naruto face palm and everyone in the hall (including the mob at the window) jaws dropped.
"FIANCE!?" everyone shouted.
"God damnit Lala-chan!" shouted Naruto "I didn't tell anyone that yet!" he said shocking everyone as they thought she was joking around.
Yui on the other hand, had a glazed looked in her eyes.
Flashback few days ago….
For the last two weeks she had been confused regarding her feelings about Naruto. Whenever the two ate lunch together and talked she felt like her heart was going to burst out of her chest. She asked her older brother why she felt like this and he laughed and said "You have a crush Yui-chan. A big one, judging by the look on your face." He had said smiling seeing his cute little sister growing up.
A crush on Naruto Uzumaki! How could she like that guy with his wild golden hair, mischievous bright smile that could light up a room, his savage whisker mark making him look all so cute…Oh my god she had a crush on the blonde idiot!
She couldn't believe it she tried to tell herself it was just hero worship, but it wasn't she just couldn't stop thinking about the wild blonde.
Present…
For the last few days she had been trying to build up the nerve to talk to the blonde about her feelings but she was too sacred of being rejected and making herself look like an idiot.
And now it seemed she had lost her chance to be with the blonde as now he was engaged! Engaged!
"NOOO!" Screamed Risa and Mio at the ceiling. "That means Naruto-kun is off the market!" screamed Risa now she never have a chance to conquer King Dong!
"Oh don't worry it's like I told Naruto-kun last night I don't mind sharing" Lala said happily shocking everyone silent. Naruto just face palmed again.
"WHAT!" Everyone shouted. The guys along with Risa and Mio getting nose bleeds. Haruna had a massive blush on her face not believing such a thing was possible.
Yui though had small tears coming to her eyes that she quickly snuffed out when she thought no one was looking. She still had a chance! Sure she was mad about this harem thing, but she looked at the blonde and imagined not being able to be with him and she felt her heart stop. It hurt; it hurt a lot thinking of not being with Naruto.
Yui was about to take a step forward and tell Naruto that they needed to talk in private, only for a swarm of boys (including Saruyama) to gather in front of the blonde. All the boys' face looked stern and serious like they were about to attack any second. But to the surprise of everyone all the boys got to their hands and knees and shouted "Please teach us you ways Naruto-sama!" "Please or you get dentition!" The last one came from the principal who was kicked in the face by Naruto sending him flying down the hall like a bowling ball knocking every one of the boys down.
"Dear god you all are freaking hopeless!" shouted Naruto "Get out of my sight before I lose my shit!" he glared demonically at them "Saruyama get your ass back here, ya idiot!" He yelled at his stupid friend who ran with the rest of the lemmings. "I swear it seems that it's only me and Rito who actually think with their brains." Naruto sighed getting a shrug from Rito.
"Ha those guys were funny Naruto-kun" Lala laughed causing everyone to chuckle.
"No they're fucking idiots!" Naruto said getting nods from everyone even Saruyama who was smacked in the back of the head by Mio who shouted "Saru-kun you're the biggest one!" making the boy sit in the corner with a anime rain cloud over his head.
"Naruto you're getting married when and how?!" Asked Rito, now getting over the excitement.
"Oh I saved this girl last night from some asshole Jashinists who wanted to do less then noble things to dear Lala-chan," Naruto said coming up with a believable story as the Jashinist were always the prefect scapegoats.
"Wait last night? Does that mean you were involved in the commotion at the park?" Asked Yui.
"Umm yeah," The boy said rubbing his neck. "One of the assholes hijacked a fuel truck and another didn't know how to aim." He said getting shocked looks from his friends. Just who the hell were they friends with!?
"And you're getting married why?" asked Risa trying to figure out why someone would want to get married all of a sudden.
"Oh that's because Lala-chan is of Noble blood from a country in Europe and since I saved her I'm now in an arranged marriage" Naruto said using some of skills in lying that he got from Jiraiya. If you tell some of the truth everyone will believe the lies.
"So wait she's a princess?" asked Rito getting nods from Naruto and Lala. "Oh god I bet Jiraiya laughed his ass off when he learned about that" he stated having met the man and knowing what his profession was.
"He couldn't stand he was laughing so hard while writing in his damn book." Grumbled Naruto. "Speaking of which that perverted man do anything to you Lala-chan?" he looked at the girl questioning her.
"Umm no not to me, but I did hear some screams come from in the changing rooms while I was at the check out." Lala said getting sweat drops from everyone. The man had no shame!
"Damnit I knew I should have known the man would have peaked at the other women there" said the ninja, "fucking pervert at least he's not as bad as the principal. At least Jiraiya doesn't chase down girls and rub himself on them." He said getting agreeing nods from everyone except Lala who didn't know about the principal's history.
"Speaking of the perverted goblin, how did Jiraiya convince him to enroll you into school?" the blonde asked curiously.
"Oh Jiraiya-sama just gave him this orange color book something called Icha Icha High School Daze first edition" said Lala making everyone fall over. "He said he autographed it and the principal starting kissing his feet and said "I'll do anything for you Jiraiya-sama!" "Is Jiraiya-sama an author Naruto-kun?" Lala asked.
"Are you kidding?" Saruyama asked "Jiraiya-sama is the greatest author the world has ever seen!" he yelled with passion "I have every one of his books and now I'm going to watch the stores looking for Icha Icha High School Daze!" he shouted before getting bashed over the head by Naruto's fist.
"My god I swear you're worse than that pervert sometimes Saru!" he said holding up a steaming fist. He remembered that book as it was based on the shit that happened between him and Yui. He knew once Saru read the book he would tease the shit out of him and Yui. "Oh god" he thought if Yui ever found out about what was in the book she accuse him of doing perverted stuff just to get research material for Jiraiya's books.
He could see the scenario now. Chibi Saruyama was reading said book Chibi Yui snatches it out of his hands skims it to see what he was reading then see a familiar event in the book and goes into full blown Tsunade rage mode, she'd grab a pair of scissors and yells "I'm going to castrate you, you blonde bastard!" At a Chibi Naruto huddled in the corner crying and cursing Jiraiya and Saruyama. OH god, now he saw why Jiraiya acted like a little girl sometimes, it was horrify!
"Yo Saur I need to talk to you for a second!" Naruto called.
"You not gonna hit me again are you?" Saruyama asked/wined picking himself off the floor.
"That depends on you." Said Naruto putting his arm over the now frightened boy's shoulder and walking away from everybody. "Saru I know you are going to get that book regardless of what I say" he got a nod from Saru. "Yeah I thought so, sigh alright the new book is based off the shit that happens between me and Yui." He said getting a shocked look from his friend.
"Wait you mean even the…." Saur made a circle with a hand and stuck a finger in the hole.
"NO! Not that!" shouted Naruto getting looks from everyone that was talking to Lala trying to get to know her. "No I mean when you buy the book you are to never have it anywhere near Yui." His face grew pale "If she was to learn of what's written in that book she would kill me," His face then grew scary "And if she kills me I'm taking you with me Saruyama!"
"Gulp, I understand she won't find out" Saruyama said his body shaking "I have to pee really badly!" He said in his head. "Umm see you guys later in class later I really got to pee" He said to his friends running off sacred out of his mind.
"Okay see you later Saru and remember what we talked about!" Naruto called after the friend he just threatened.
"Now that nonsense is over…." Risa began before exploding "How the hell do you manage to get a fiancé who is not only a princess but says you can have a fucking HAREM!
"I don't know!" Naruto said shrugging "It shocked me too, I was frozen for a few minutes before the Pervy Sage stuck a bottle of Saki under my nose, turns out I really needed it as I chugged that bottle along with two more!" he said shocking his friends.
"Uzumaki-kun how you do such a thing!" Yui shouted "Not only is it bad for you to drink alcohol so quickly, bad you're underage!" she said poking him in the chest.
"Hey let's see you take that type of news and not want to drink!" Naruto shouted at the girl.
"And speaking of such news don't you have no shame are you actually thinking of doing such a thing!" she yelled back.
"Why do you care it's not like you want to be in it!" he yelled leaning down getting right in her face.
"O-o-of course not! Who want to be with an underdeveloped caveman?!" she asked back pressing her forehead into his.
The two of them keep throwing insults back and forth just arguing like an old married couple before they were both slapped on the backs by Rito making their lips connect.
Flashback….a few moments ago with Rito and the others.
"O-o-of course not! Who want to be with an underdeveloped caveman?!" was heard by the group of friends.
"Sigh, there they go again" said Rito sighing getting the same reaction from Risa, Mio, and Haruna.
"Man why don't those two just go and kiss each other already?" asked Risa tilting her head to the side and supported it with her hand.
"Hmm Naruto-Kun and Yui-chan like each other?" Asked Lala getting looks for everyone even Rito!
"Yeah they've had a sort of love/hate thing going on for years now." Said Mio.
"The two of them have argued like this before, but as you can probably tell they haven't said anything really hurtful or overly mean to one another." Haruna said pointing at the two.
"Workaholic!"Said Naruto "Barbarian!" said Yui.
"I'm an idiot when it comes to girls and I can still tell the two like each other" sated Rito cursing his luck not being able to confess to Haruna.
"You're not an idiot when comes to girls you know what to do" comforted Risa "you just can't work your mouth when talking to them about certain things" she tease getting a blush from the boy and a confused look from Haruna.
"Oh so they're arguing like an elderly couple?" Lala asked getting nods. "So this was the girl Jiraiya-sama was talking about, I approve" she said happily shocking the group.
"Wait you weren't kidding about the sharing thing?!" asked Rito who was resisting the urge to beg Naruto to teach him.
"Yeah Naruto-kun is too much for me to handle alone" said the alien princess pouting.
"Ah" realized Risa "So you saw the great and powerful King Dong" she smiled getting blushes from her classmates. They remembered that event, during gym class a jealous guy thought he could embarrasses Naruto by pantsing him, underwear included only to shock everyone as he had what Risa had called ever since a King Dong.
"King Dong? Oh you mean Titian-kun." Lala said making Risa and Mio smile wider.
"Oh nice nickname" complimented Risa.
"Thanks, fits don't it" the girl smiled.
"Okay I'm done!" shouted Rito who had enough of the girls talking about Naruto's junk. "I am ending their argument so we don't get in trouble for skipping." "And also I feeling kinda sick right now" He said to himself walking over to the two. He meant to grab the two's shoulders and separate them but instead he add to much pressure and the two's face end up colliding.
….Present
SMOOCH! Yui's and Naruto's lips connected making the two go wide eyed.
"OH DEAR GOD LORD IN HEAVEN! I'M A FUCKING DEAD MAN!" Thought Rito staring at the two as their lips were still connected. "Brace yourself Rito for the ass kicking of life time!" He said to himself crying inwardly. He turned around and face the girls, got into a fetal position and closed his eyes.
But the pain never came "Huh?" he asked opening his eyes to see Risa, Mio, and Haruna with their jaws dropped. Lala on the other hand was squealing happily something that sounded like "Harem sisters!"
"What?" the orange hair boy asked turning around to find a surprising sight that left him in the same state as his friends.
There pressed against the wall was Yui and Naruto in full make out mode their mouths moving in extreme motions their tongues battling for dominance. Yui moaned as Naruto rubbed his hand on her upper right leg that was wrapped around his waist. Naruto moaned in kind as the girl moved her right hand into his pants and grabbed his member. He moved his right hand and put it under her shirt and bra and gently grabbed her left breast and lightly squeezed getting a loud scream from the girl making people stick their heads out into the hall.
"SHIT!" shouted Risa as she went to separate the two she yelled at her friends "Just don't stand there like idiots we got to separate these two before they go from PG-13 to full blown Adult only!"
The group did all they could to separate the two but they just wouldn't let go. They would swipe at the offenders sometime as their minds had become clouded by hormones. Even Lala couldn't do anything with her superior strength as Naruto was subconsciously channeling some of the Kyuubi's chakra making his actions more feral.
When the two looked like they were about to do it on the floor the all of a sudden they were shot with a taser making the two collapse on the ground.
"Ha, wow never thought I have to use this for something like this in the school of all things." Said the voice of a woman holding the taser. The voice belonged to none other than the school's resident nurse Ryouko Mikado. "Jesus Zastin was right; the boy can be a monster when he wants to be" The woman said holding her chin. "Alright you girl with the pink hair help me take these two to the infirmary so they can sleep off the after effects" she said to Lala picking up Yui as she was lighter.
"But shouldn't I be the one to help?" asked Rito as he knew Naruto was going to heavy given his muscle mass, and thinking Lala was a normal human girl he should be the one to carry him.
"No that will be alright as the girl here is stronger than she looks" said Mikado her point proven as Lala easily threw the boy over her shoulder crushing Rito's inner worth.
As the Mikado and Lala were walking down the hall the girl said to the nurse seriously "You're not from earth either are you sensei."
"No I'm not Princess Lala Satalin Deviluke" said the nurse.
"And I'm guessing from the way you just handled things you know Naruto-kun isn't exactly a normal human." Lala stated.
"Yes your bodyguard informed me about the boy when he came to give me your medical history in case of a medical emergency." The bombshell women said opening the door to the infirmary and setting the girl down. "I've seen the boy fight as Zastin gave me a recording of last night, the boy reflexes are off the charts only being comparable with a Typhor of Progasi. His strength is beyond what any normal human should be capable of. And I have the personal account of Zastin about the boy's healing factor; something of that caliber should not be possible for any species." The alien doctor said listing off the boy's abilities. "All in all Miss Deviluke you found the perfect candidate to take your father's throne." She said getting a smile from the girl. "I'm mean really you came to a planet who population is made of mostly basic beings and you manage to snag the one off the subspecies who can become stronger than your species." She sated.
"Huh?" Lala asked confused.
"The boy is to the human race what your father is to the Devilukeans, a being that only appears every thousand of generations." Mikado sated. "And the boy couldn't have been around at a better time." She said getting a confused look from the princess.
"What do you mean by that?" the girl asked.
"It's one of the reasons I'm here" the nurse said "Humanity is about ready to join the Galactic stage of civilization." She stated. "It's not known to the public but a human company is about to complete the first human made hyper drive." This shocked Lala as any species that manages to make a hyper drive were consider ready for Galactic integration, she thought they wouldn't be ready till 50 years from now but in fact it was closer to five!
"So you're here to…" Lala started.
"To see if humanity is truly ready for the next step." Mikado finished" "Earth is reaching a turning point in its life, one that will bring peace or utter destruction" she looked down at the sleeping boy "And it seems your fiancé is at the center of it, him being the host to such a powerful being. And given that he just so happens to be engaged to the heir of the universe this means Earth's turning point is going to be a very bloody one." The woman said seriously, too many factors were converging at once for it to be a simply one.
…in a large tower in Tokyo.
"So Dr. Fumiyoko is the device almost ready for deployment" Said a figure sitting in the shadows smoking to a screen the video of a balding man.
"Yes sir it is we just have to get a few more part to get in operational." Fumiyoko said to the man.
"Good the Americans are getting a little impatient as their ship is almost complete and I hate to put them behind schedule as they have been very generous to us, I hate to waste their time and money along with ours Doctor do you understand" The man said sounding menacing at the end. Broken promises were just bad for business.
"Y-y-yes sir" the doctor said nervously.
"Good, now I let you get back to your work" the man in the shadows said cutting the feed. "Now Sasori how is the acquiring of the Tajo account going." Asked the man leaning forward revealing himself to be Kakuzu the newly appointed CEO of the Five Hearts Organization after Hoshi Toagama suddenly committed suicide.
"It seems the Tajo account has changed their minds after the Tenjouin Group brought froth some false information that ruined our image regarding the use of their product." Said Sasori scrolling through the data his operatives sent him.
"GRRR the Tenjouin Group they've been a thorn in my side for the last forty years now." Kakuzu growled knocking a glass onto the ground shattering it.
"This insult will not go unpunished!" he stood up and look at the cityscape out his window. "Sasori would you kindly find me something that I can use to make Ryuuga Tenjouin suffer for daring to cross me?" Kakuzu asked his associate.
"Hmm I'll see what I can dig up in my spare time" Sasori said tapping away at his data pad he had an information network to run, he can find the information Kakuzu needs once he was done with the more important matters like his own personal project.
Sasori thought he had master the art of puppetry, thinking he had taken it as far it could go. But he was wrong. The world beyond the Veil was amazing the advances they made would mean he could take his art further than anyone could imagine. Before he didn't have the resources to put all his ideas into practice, but ever since Kakuzu put him in charge of robotics, his pervious creations look like child's play. He already upgraded himself with a metal skeleton his organs tucked safely in a titanium casing eliminating his one weakness. His skin was actually skin that actually skin grow in another division. His hair was synthetic. Funny enough is his got the idea for his new body from watching a wonderful movies series called Terminator.
He tapped at his pad bring up a feed of one of his projects as it fired at targets on a firing range. "Saisho (first) how is the calibration of the new targeting software you been uploaded with going.
[My targeting is off by .0001%, I'm currently readjusting my optics to rectify this error.] Saisho said as his two glowing red eyes zoomed in and out. He walked over to a console setting the targets to move at maximum speed before pressing enter.
[3!] [2!] [1!] The computer said as it started the program bringing up twenty targets that blurred around the room.
Saisho brought out his rifle and fired his gun hitting his target perfectly in the center in a matter of 5 seconds.
[Perfect!] The computer said.
[Lying trash compactor I was off by .00005%] the robot said with slight anger.
Sasori couldn't help but smirk at his son's behavior seeing that like himself he was a perfectionist. "Keep up the good work Saisho" he said to the machine before cutting the feed.
[I will….father] Saisho said beginning another round.
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Ok this chapter I found out I didn't have to do much to so that's why it's pretty much the same.
Other than the introduction of Saisho there nothing new. And just so you know Saisho appearance will be base off the Specters from the game Titanfall. I would type more about him but I got to go to work
SO!
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