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Reborn and I would go to a shooting range because it is something we both love. As for Umi and Bel, the would go out to a fancy restaurant, and Umi would leave. Bel would go after her, saying nobody walks out on a prince, and they kiss. It ends back in his highness' room with the rest of the Varia wondering what the hell is going on.

-Kanako Arichi


Reborn says: A shooting range certainly is a very fun place to be.

Umi says: …WHAT DRUGS HAVE YOU READERS BEEN ON?

Belphegor says: Shishishi, sounds about right~!

Umi says: Shut up, you perverted wanker! Don't encourage their minds like that! kajdnlsaknd


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How do we imagine them asking us out?

Hmm... "Hello -name-! Would you go out with me? We can play at the amusement!"

Lol. I dunno. Honestly.

Second question: "Hey, princessa(maybe using italian?), go out with me or I'll cut you to pieces"

Lol again. I really can't think these kinds of things.

-AlessandraCavallone


Umi says: …Surprisingly, that's a very accurate way of how Bel would ask someone out. Minus the princess crap, of course, because that's just cliché and tacky. Like his face.

Belphegor says: What was that, you filthy commoner? You should be basking in the greatness of how sexy my face is.

Umi says: I'll bask with the sharks before doing that.


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Maybe he'll leave a note in the shoes locker telling me to go to the baseball field or he'll directly come to me and asked me out. Where? Baseball field I guess, since he love baseball so much and we ended up playing baseball. I don't quite mind playing baseball, even though I'm bad at it and I didn't quite like sports either.

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Maybe Enma would come up to Umi and asked her out directly with a very red face while he said his sentence(s) stuttering. Where? I guess they'll go to an amusement park and have fun with the rides inside the park.

-Gale


Yamamoto says: Aha, I really do love baseball! And there's no problem being bad at something as long as you enjoy it with your friends!

Umi says: Uh-huh. True that, Yamamoto. Tuna-pon, Yamamoto and I all enjoy failing school together. That's some real friendship magic there. Oh. And Gokudera's an oddball. He's out of this. Damn smart-ass.

Enma says: I don't stutter that much, do I? And does my face actually go red when I talk to a girl?

Umi says: Dude, it doesn't matter. All I know is, you're as cute as a tomato and as red as a button. And yay for amusement parks!

Enma says: W-What? Cute as a tomato and red as a button? Isn't that the other way around, Umi-chan?

Umi says: No. I meant what I said :|


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1. Uhm... I'm so embarrassed to write this! Well... I guess Enma would be clumsy as usual (like me and that's his adorable thing!).. he would say it with a slight blushing face, I guess? I would like to go where Enma-kun wants to! I want him to have some fun _ It would be well, but I would still be clumsy with him and laughed together at out clumsiness XD That's just my imagination though! Haha

2. He Cuz I picked Squalo then... I guess he would just go; "VOII! GO ON A DATE WITH ME, YOU SCUM!" or anything else XD It would go a bit..well, minus the bickering though!

-Titania


Enma says: That does sound like what I would do…I'm not that clumsy, am I? :/

Umi says: We're always going to bicker. It's like the laws of nature. If there was ever a day where we don't bicker, there should be some major concern and you people should contact the army and navy and such because fuck it will be the end of the world. Just sayin'.

Squalo says: VOI! LIKE FUCK I'LL ASK THAT SHITTY BRAT OUT ON A DATE!

Umi says: What was that? You should be honored to go out on a date with someone as cute as me! Whoa, wait, urgh, no. Why am I typing that? You're like a billion years older than me. Urgh.

Squalo says: THAT FUCKING PRINCE IS RUBBING OFF ON YOU, YOU LITTLE SHIT!


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To the first question: Xanxus would probably do it in a rough way. Like have one of his men (maybe Levi) pick me up/harass me while in the middle of a class to go come with him because "The boss wants you, bitch."

Squalo would probably scream his lungs out on my face while asking me to go out with him. :3

I'd be in an amusement park with Squalo and in an isolated area (maybe in yacht) with Xanxus since he hates being bothered. If it's Squalo I'm having a date with, the day would probably be spent on me repeatedly insisting that we ride the roller coaster 78 times, us doing exactly that, us puking our guts out, then me proceeding to eat cotton candies and over-sized lollipop. After that, we'd play arcade games and I'd defeat him in DDR. He'd get mad and proceed to destroy the por thing. Maybe he'll get me a really cute and huge-ass teddy bear! At the end of the day, we'd ride the ferris wheel whilst sunset, and it will be the most amazing view.

With Xanxus, it's probably going to go along the lines of us drinking Tequilla shots and getting drunk, and telling each other stupid things while we wait for the day to end. I can't really imagine Xanxus going to a place without booze. Can't imaginehim being too cheesy either.

WOAH! My last postwas incomplete! I forgot to mention Umi's date. Well Umi's date, I'll assume it's Haru, would ask Umi to have date with her while nervously stuttering out the words, along with a few 'hahis'. They'd probably be in a zoo, since haru likes animals and I'm sure tht once Umi sees the animals, she'd start comparing them to people he knows! (mainly the Varia and the rest of the Vongola). They'd eat sweet stuff and talk about random things until the end of theday comes. Then, they'd watch the sun set somewhere. Preferably atop a hill.

-Mina Monster


Squalo says: VOI! IT'S YOU AGAIN! WHERE THE FUCK IS THAT SHITTY BIRD PRODUCER OF THIS COLUMN CRAP? I'LL SLICE HER HEAD OFF FOR THIS!

Umi says: Bel's a fucking sloth. Lazy ass shit. Sorry. Bad language. Uh, what was I going to say? Oh, right! Haru-chan's cute as a button and that sounds like something out of a shojo manga. But hey, I love zoos so I ain't complaining~!

Haru says: Hahi! H-Haru ask Umi-chan out? No! Haru's heart belongs to Tsuna-san!

Umi says: Aw, you're breaking my heart, Haru-chan! How mean! :'C

Haru says: What? No! Haru didn't mean it in a bad way! D:

Umi says: I'm joking, Haru, haha. :P

Haru says: Hahi, Umi-chan's mean!


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Umm. . . . Yeah, this is why the guys i like arent valentine material xD Umm, but the easiest to imagine would be Byakuran, and I guess he'd asked in a playful nice way ;) He'd probably go to an amusement park, and we'd eat marshmallows all day long x3

Honestly, for the more violent types of guys she'd be paired up with (Belphegor, Squalo) they'd probably just whisk her away xD Bel...would probably ruin things with his lust for blood, since Valentines Day revolvs ALOT around RED, so I dont think Valentines is his kind of thing xP

-MelodicWaters


Byakuran says: Hm, that does sound like a lot of fun~! So, who's paying for the marshmallows, Melodic-chan? :)

Umi says: Whisk? The only whisking I want someone doing is Lussuria whisking up a cake. Oh fuck. I totally forgot to tell Lussuria, Squalo and Mammon to hide Bel's knives. Shit, crap, no, I'll be right back!

Belphegor says: Ushishishi, even if you tell them, they can't do anything about my knives, commoner~!


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o.O I can't imagine Hibari actually asking a girl - let alone me - out. It's really...weird. And for Umi...I suppose Bel just drags her out? '''

-CrimsonSkyTamer


Umi says: …That's a very plausible action, actually. He's dragged me out to strip clubs before. I wouldn't put it pass him to drag me out of the comfort of my room if he ever asked me out :|

Belphegor says: Shishi, of course I'll drag her out. The commoner has to do what the prince says, no matter what.

Umi says: Screw you and your herpes, arse-hole.


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Well, to answer your first question... Er... Yeah you know I don't think Hibari Kyoya would come and sweep me off my feet and ask me to go out with him. Or he would probably throw something at my feet... And it's chocolate? I have no clue! Ahaha! Then I would probably go patrolling with him. :) Something like that? Oh, man... I should've choose someone else... Maybe?

Umi's date... Hm... Bel tells her that she has to go out with him because the he's a prince. They would... Actually that's pretty hard to decide. Maybe they'll just throw knives at each other. :D What a fun way to spend valentines day!

-Asumi Ayumi


Hibari says: Hn.

Umi says: Whoa. Hibari typed 'Hn'. He must be in a good mood. You're lucky, Asumi-chan. You must not be on his kill list! :D And Bel and I throw knives at each other on a daily basis. Well, actually, he throws knives; I just throw anything I can get my hands on.

Belphegor says: Pathetic commoner is no match for the prince and his genius skills~!

Umi says: …You know what, I think your egotistical, arse-hole attitude is a perfect match for Byakuran. He's egotistical too. You two would be so happy together. May you be blessed with herpes and hoards of warts for as long as you two shall live.

Belphegor says: Tch, I'm not gay, you fucking commoner. Watch your back tonight. I'll come and stab you in the heart and hang you by your intestines.

Umi says: How very romantic of you, stabbing me in the heart. Do you say that to all the girls or am I just that lucky?

Belphegor says: Shishi, you're too flat chested to be on par with the girls I go out with.

Umi says: Dude. Low blow. And don't you mean the whores and prostitutes you have one-night stands with? Not girls that you go out with.

Hibari says: Herbivores, quit spamming my notices with your incessant and useless chat before I bite you to death.

Belphegor says: Shishi, let's see you try that.

Umi says: Wait a minute; Bel started this, not me!

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First,

I'll pester Kyo-kun till he agrees or bites me to death (if he bites me to death, I'll get reborn to help me persuade him) and we will hang out in the school. It goes fine until I get pineapple head and Chrome to join us.

Second,

Bel will command her and then they fight for a moment or two them makes up, the goes to some fancy place where Bel likes and it will go with Bel commanding her to do lots of stuff.

-Kira Tokura


Hibari says: Tch, I'll bite you to death, herbivore.

Mukuro says: Pineapple head? Kufufu, I'll be paying you a visit soon, Kira Tokura.

Umi says: Oh 'ell no, I ain't letting that arse-hole boss me around. Screw that. *snaps fingers*

Belphegor says: Shishi, very accurate way of how things go, peasant.


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I would expect Shoichi would try to ask me face to face but end up getting a stomach ache. For our date I'd probably pester him to take me to an arcade.

Byakuran would most likely threaten her to go on a date with her or something along those lines. Where they go... Probably a marshmallow factory then they go to annoy most of the people they know.

-JJxMusicxLover


Shoichi says: Urgh, I most likely would get a stomachache if I ever asked a girl out.

Umi says:

Byakuran says: What are you saying, JJ-chan? I would never threaten Umi-chan to go on a date with me. She's already scared of me so I wouldn't need to threaten her~! C:

Umi says: W-What? WRONG! I'm not scared of you! D:

Byakuran says: Hm, really? I'm outside your window right now, Umi-chan~!

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1 hour later: resume chat

[User 'Umi' reconnected]

Umi says: You fucking son of a bitch. You scared the shit out of me!

Byakuran says: Uh-uh. No swearing, Umi-chan. We have very impressionable readers reading our column.

Umi says:our? Last I checked the column belonged to the Varia. You just hacked into it. :|

Byakuran says: Hm? I would never hack into someone else's website! No! Never! :O

Umi says: LIAR. Wait, why am I still talking to you? You're evil!

Byakuran says: Ma, I'm not evil, Umi-chan! I just so happen to enjoy doing not so good things~

Umi says: …Does Uni know you're on the computer? :|

Byakuran says: She's sitting right next to me, actually~! Oh, and we're going to pay you and Tsunayoshi-kun a visit today~!

Umi says: !

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Byakuran says: Ooh, this will be a fun visit~!


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I'm a total Xanxus bitch, so I would definitely choose him as my Valentine! xD Although honestly I can't imagine him asking me out, but I think it would be something like, "I like trash. You're going to be my bitch for tonight." Lol and then me being dragged straight to the bedroom. And the rest is censored! xD Oh, and the rest of the Varia eavesdropping on us with Lussuria being super excited and Levi heartbroken. Lol. Personally I think that Xanxus wouldn't waste his time on some useless romantic dates and stuff like that. XD

As for Umi... Well... xD I think that you fit Squalo perfectly! Lol, the two of you bickering on ur date would be so funny lol! He would VOOOOOI Umi out on a date to the aquarium to watch sharks with her constantly calling him a shark hippy, afterwards you would go and kick some weaklings's asses and five years later get married with Xanxus being the priest! "You can kiss the fucking bride now trash." xDDDD Nice imagination there, huh!? xD

-XxxBloody HimeXxx


Umi says: …Oh my fucking god, why is this woman not writing stories for us? That's some hilarious shit, man! 'Ell, that was genius. Xanxus would totally say that! Haha! Him dressed in priest clothes, damn; he'd be the worst! xD

Squalo says: LIKE FUCK I'D DATE THIS BRAT AND LIKE FUCK WE'D EVER GET MARRIED!

Umi says: Of course not! Why the 'ell would I marry you? Geez Squalo, you pedophile. Get your head out of your arse :|

Squalo says: VOI! YOU FUCKING MIDGET!

Umi says: SHARK EATING HIPPIE!

Squalo says: SHIT FOR BRAINS SHRIMP!

Umi says: DERPING DERP DERPER OF DERPINGTON! D:

Squalo says: WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT SHIT SUPPOSED TO MEAN?

Umi says: YOUR FACE IS WHAT IT MEANS, DERPER!

Squalo says: VOI! I'LL FUCKING KILL YOU!

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I'm so terribly sorry for the lateness. I've been stressed with school projects and my own issues that I forgot about this fanfic ; n ;

I'm still writing out the final February Special Event chapter so that'll be posted up some time this week. Apologies for the lateness of that too.

Finally, some of you readers may know my other fanfic story titled 'The Prefect, The Prankster & The Prince'. I discontinued it because I didn't like my writing style for it and felt that Hibari was a poor choice for a comedy trio. I want to rewrite the whole thing but with a new trio involving my OC Umi. I have a poll up on my profile that I would like you guys to vote on. If you don't like those choices, you can PM me or leave a review with some of your choices. It'd be great if you could help me decide by voting or suggesting a trio involving Umi. :)

Thank you guys for the favs, follows and reviews! And for your patience too! :'D