Beyond the Veil V2

by Nicogen

Naruto thought nothing was worse that going back to school. That was until he found himself engaged to an alien princess. Now he has to deal with the Akatsuki who some how have a foot hold in this world. But peolple from outer space! At least he has the Pervy Sage. "Stop writing about me you pervert!" "I can't help it kid you're life is gold!" "Lala why are you naked...Again!"

5. Chapter 5

Okay finally now I can get to the gritty part of this story. This chapter is going to go over the episode where Rito, Lala, Mikan, and Haruna go to the aquarium but the chapter won't end there as I plan for the To Love-ru gang to go to the movies. And after the movies that where they get jumped by the Jashinist.

But anyway onto info about the story.

This chapter will be the revealing of Naruto's abilities to his friends, and the making everyone realize that something is going on in the shadows of the world. And Naruto will reveal what he is and that he is being hunted down.

And in the future I am going write a chapter that is solely dedicated to showing you what the Akatsuki have been up to besides Hidan, Kakuzu, and Sasori. And I will not leave a cliffhanger chapter before it that way I won't get bitched at.

But anyway I bet you're sick and tired of the rambling let's move onto what you came for!

Harem list…. Note more may be add over time.

Lala Satalin Deviluke

Yui Kotegawa

Yami aka Golden Darkness

Risa Momioka

Saki Tenjouin

Oc Rouge Female Urban Veil ninja -Isabella Bea-sexy Latina ninja.

Oc Female Jashinist Heretic-Maigo Tamashi (Means- Lost child, Soul) full on Goth girl.

Mikan Yuuki

Oshizu Murasame

Momo Veila Deviluke

Run Elsie Jewelria-nothing sexual until her and Ren split into two beings. But Run will flirt a lot

I don't own To Love ru or Naruto. If I did Naruto wouldn't be a punching bag and in To Love-ru a little more action.

Chapter 5-The Reveal.

Sainan high school- infirmary.

Naruto opened his eyes slowly he looked in the room and surveyed his surroundings. "The Infirmary? How did I get here?" he thought then remembered "Oh that's right I got tasered…. again!" he shouted in his head. "Man it's like the night club incident all over again" he thought to himself remembering the incident

He remembered the last time he got tasered. He was hanging out with Risa and Mio at a night club that he bullshitted their way in. Mio and Risa had for some god forsaken decided to feel up this extra busty woman at the club. The woman got pissed off whipped out a taser and went for the most likely culprit. Risa and Mio being innocent looking girls she never suspected them so that left only person who was near enough. HIM. The woman caught him in neck by surprise as he didn't know what the hell was going on.

All he remembers was asking the woman "What?" before getting kicked in the balls and getting zapped! A few minutes later he woke up in the alley with Risa and Mio standing over apologizing saying they didn't mean to cause him trouble. They still weren't allowed in that club as the three of them had their faces posted on the bouncers' clip broads. Jiraiya laughed his ass off after hearing that story. It took Risa and Mio a full three months to convince Naruto to hang out with them again after that shit.

"Man what fuck happen back there?" he asked himself sitting up.

"I believe it had something to do with your symbiote" Said the voice of Ryoko Mikado surprising the boy.

"S-s-symbiote what's that Mikado sensei?" the boy said trying to cover his ass. "How in the hell does she know about the Kyuubi" he thought panicking.

"Relax" she said to the boy "Zastin is the one who told me about your condition" she said making the boy snarl.

"Oh I am so kicking the shit out of that bastard the next time I see him!" Naruto growled

…..Meanwhile in a spaceship in orbit.

"Brrrrrr" shivered Zastin.

"Are you alright commander Zastin?" asked his dirty blonde underling.

"I don't know why, but something tells me I better be on guard the next time I go to Earth." Zastin stated rubbing his arms.

…..Back on Earth.

"I'm assuming that he wasn't suppose to tell anyone that." Said the bombshell doctor.

"I never told him not to, but it was pretty much implied." sighed the boy holding his head.

"Ah don't worry about it too much as I'm pretty sure I'm the only one he told." Mikado she said hoping to make the boy calm down. "And it not like I'm normal anyways" she said showing her pointed ears.

"Makes me feel a little better but I'm still going to kick his ass." Naruto said getting a nod from the woman.

"That's between you and him but I'll tell you now your secret is safe with me" she said. "And besides there's this thing called Doctor Patient confidentiality" she said smiling.

"I'm still kicking his ass, why did he tell you anyway?" the boy asked.

"Well since I'm going to be Lala-chan's doctor in case of emergencies so he told me about you in case your tenant caused some unforeseen complications." Mikado said. "That way if there was some sort of anomaly present during an examination I know where it came from and can treat her properly."

"Why would there be an anomaly present" the boy asked confused.

"Well we figure with two teenagers living under the same roof the two of might become a little intimate." The doctor stated making a blush come to Naruto's face. "Thankfully while I examined you and Yui-chan I can safely say that you won't cause any of your girlfriends any harm when you do the deed." She said winking making him sigh in relief and turn away in embarrassment.

"Wait where is Yui-chan?" asked the boy looking for the girl.

"Oh she's sleeping across the room" Mikado said moving the curtain showing the sleeping girl with Lala sitting beside her. "She should be waking up any moment now." She said.

…With Yui and Lala

Yui slowly open her eyes expecting to find herself in her room as she believed what happened was a dream of some sorts, except she wasn't in her room and the pink hair from the dream was sitting over her.

"Wakey wakey Yui- neechan" Lala said.

"Wait you're the girl form my dream!" Yui shouted getting a confused look from the alien girl.

"Dream? What dream Yui-neechan?" Lala asked the black hair girl

"Oh no if that wasn't a dream that means," she paused…..Wait for it….. "I made out with Naruto-kun!" shouted Yui blushing making Lala laugh.

"You sure did Yui-neechan" the pink haired girl giggled.

"Neechan? Why are you calling me that?" Yui asked slightly irritated "Were not that familiar." She stated.

"Why would I not call you that Yui-neechan?" Lala asked sincerely "We're going to be harem sisters after all so why wouldn't I call you nee-chan?"

"H-h-harem sisters!" Yui yelled.

"Why of course don't you like Naruto-kun too?" Lala asked sincerely making the girl blush.

"I-I-I don't know what you are talking about" the brown eyed girl denied.

"It's okay Yui-neechan like I said earlier I'm okay with sharing," Lala smiled "and besides Naruto-kun likes you too." She said shocking the girl.

"He likes me too?" Yui asked hopefully.

"Yes he does, in fact he tried to get out of our arranged marriage by stating that he already liked someone." Said Lala making a smile come Yui's face. "And from what Jiraiya-sama told me it's you."

"It's true Yui-chan I've was actually thinking of asking you out when Lala-chan came out of nowhere." Said Naruto walking over to the now stunned girl.

"Naruto-kun," the brown girl said gently.

"Ever since those thugs hurt you two weeks ago I couldn't get you out of my head," the boy said. "It was one of the reason I've been pulling pranks so you have to come find me and then I convince you to let me walk you home." He said gulping.

"So you were protecting me?" asked Yui innocently.

"Yes" the blonde said nervously.

"Thank you" Yui said sincerely. "Ever since that incident two weeks ago I've been afraid to even go out and buy groceries." she launched herself and hugged the boy. "But I guess I've been acting silly when you were right there protecting me!" she cried in his chest letting her fear go seeing that with Naruto in her life she didn't need to be afraid anymore!

Naruto stroked the girl's hair gently "Shh it's all right Yui-chan I promise I won't let anyone hurt you ever again and when Naruto Uzumaki makes a promise…" he started.

"He keeps it!" Lala finished happily.

"Thank you Naruto-kun" Yui said putting her head on his shoulder. "The truth is I've liked you too and when I found out you were engaged it made my heart hurt," she said making a sad look come to Naruto and Lala. More so to Lala as she almost caused this girl emotionally pain. If she wasn't okay with sharing then Yui would have been left heartbroken. Lala made a silent promise that she would do whatever she could to make it up to the girl.

Yui wrapped her arms his neck pressing her breasts into his chest, "But when Lala-chan said she didn't mind sharing it made me realize that I didn't care about you having a harem," Yui said kissing him on the cheek "I want to be with you no matter what, even if I have to share you with other women." She kissed him again this time on lips sending the boy into a happy daze.

"WOW!" Naruto said getting out of his stupor. "My luck is amazing! Maybe I should start gambling." He said to himself before Yui cracked him in the head with a clipboard. "Ow what was that for?" he whined looking at his now second girlfriend.

"You are not taking up gambling do you hear me Naruto Uzumaki!" the girl said sternly.

"Huh why not!?" he asked whining "With my devil's luck we be loaded!" he said smirking "Ow!" he yelled getting cracked in the head again.

"Gambling is disgraceful and only leads to problems" Yui lectured her new boyfriend. "I will not have you shame yourself by doing such a thing you hear me!" she yelled at him.

"Oh come on!" Naruto shouted "I be great at it and I'm a sneaking son of a bitch they never know I was cheating!" CRACK! "FUCK!" He yells grabbing his head.

"Stop cursing you simpleton!" Yui shouted at him.

"Then stop hitting me you harpy!" he snapped back.

Crack! "Stupid caveman!" she said cracking him again.

"Stop it with the fucking clipboard woman!" he said trying to grab the clipboard only for Yui dodge and crack him in the head again.

"Then stop cursing you vulgar tongue idiot!" she said cracking him in the head again.

"God damnit!" Crack! "Fucking stop!" Naruto yelled. Crack! Crack!

….With Lala and Mikado

Crack! "Ummm….?" Crack! "Should we stop them Princess Lala?"Crack! Mikado asked the princess who was sitting there laughing as her harem sister was cracking their boyfriend in the head repeatedly every time he cursed.

Lala looked at the nurse smiling and said in between Naruto getting hit in the head "No," Crack! "This is one of the reasons," Crack! "Why I approved of Yui-neechan" Crack! "As she'll be able to keep Naruto-kun in line" Crack! "When he takes daddy's throne." Crack! Crack! Crack! Crack! "Besides its funny!" she said laughing making the woman sweat drop.

"Be that as it may," Crack! "I don't think my poor clipboard can take much more." The alien doctor said her point proven when the thing snapped in half and was sent flying against a wall.

"OWW! Fine no gambling and I'll try to keep the cussing down." Naruto said his head full of bumps. "Just Stop Hitting Me!" he said crying. "Now I know how Pervy Sage feels like when Baa-chan beats the shit out of him!" he thought having a better understanding of his sensei.

…Meanwhile on a train…

"Oh that poor boy" Jiraiya said all of a sudden feeling sorry for his student.

…..In Konoha….

Tsunade looked up from her work and all of a sudden starting laughing making everyone in the office get scared thinking that the paper work finally got to their Hokage.

"Lady Tsunade, are you all right?" asked Shizune concerned by the look on her mentors face.

"I'm better than all right," the Blonde beauty said smiling "I don't know why but something tells me, that the next time I see Naruto he'll be a little more respectful." Tsunade said grinning making everyone curious.

…..back in the school.

"Man Yui-chan what the hell!" whined Naruto as he and the two girls walked to their class room "Why did you hit me so much?" He asked rubbing his sore head.

"It was to teach you not to take up gambling and hitting you was the only way to make sure it got through your thick skull." Snapped Yui opening the door to the class getting everyone's attention.

"Yeah I got that but why did you hit me so MUCH!" he said making everyone cock an eyebrow. Yui never got so physical before that Naruto would start complaining.

"Because no one can teach you a thing you moron!" she shouted making the teacher huddle in the corner and say to himself "I'm worthless" with a storm cloud over his head.

"Oh I didn't mean you can't teach him sensei it just when my boyfriend gets bad ideas in his head you have to, as I just recently discovered beat it out of him." Yui said before realizing that she just called Naruto her boyfriend in front of the whole class.

The whole class gasped not believing that Yui Kotegawa the Disciplinary Queen and Naruto Uzumaki the Prankster King of all people were now boyfriend and girlfriend.

"What the Hell!" shouted Saruyama "When the hell did this happen?"

"After you left" Naruto said bluntly.

"That's it I give up" said Saruyama slamming his head on his desk. Why did all the interesting things happen whenever he was gone?

"My my Naruto-kun operates fast!" said Risa to Mio, and Haruna.

Mio nodded while Haruna said "Guess all it took was for Rito-kun to try to break up one of their fights."

Rito on the other hand was cheering in his head "Yes! Yes! This means I'm not a dead man!" If it was because of him that the two of them got together then they would thank him instead of trying to kill him! He was so happy he was crying unknowingly scoring a point in Haruna's book of what makes Rito-kun perfect as she thought he was crying because of the romantic scene he accidently made.

"Alright everyone settle down" the teacher said trying to restore order in the class but failing. "Yui-chan could you be a dear?" he asked the girl who nodded.

"Naruto-kun" Yui said to her boyfriend who inhaled deeply.

He shouted Iruka style "SHUT THE HELL UP AND SIT DOWN!" making everyone do just that even Lala who now sat on the floor confused wondering how he just did that.

…..At the ninja academy.

"Sensei what's wrong?" Konohamaru asked Iruka who had tears coming from his eyes.

"Nothing is wrong Konohamaru-kun just one of my students doing me proud" Iruka said wiping away his tears of joy.

…Back in Japan.

"Thank you Yui-chan and Naruto-kun" said the teacher getting nods from the two who then went to sit down but not before Naruto stood Lala up.

Naruto and Yui sat in their seats the two of them next to each other so Yui could stop Naruto from pulling pranks. Hell not even two seconds in his seat the blonde bastard already had a straw and a piece of paper to make spit balls out of!

Yui not having any of it took out a dictionary and brought it down on his skull making a load WHAM!

"Oooowww!" he moaned loudly. "Shut up!" snapped Yui bringing the book back down on his head making everyone sweat drop. Yes this would reduce the number of pranks Naruto pulled but it would also reduce his head into paste!

"Alright class I know this may seem a bit sudden but we have a new student joining our class today," the teacher not even noticing Naruto getting the shit beat out of him by his girlfriend. Many students guessed he was excepting it to happen sooner than later.

"You may introduce yourself" the teacher said to Lala who smiled happily her tail swinging in the air.

"She's so cute!" said a random male student.

"Look at that tail what is that some sort of cosplay accessory." Said a girl.

"Who cares it's cute!" said a boy.

"You think she's single?" said another.

"I hope so!" shouted a boy.

"Hi I'm Lala Deviluke, I'm Naruto-kun's fiancé and Yui-neechan's harem sister" Lala said making Naruto and his friends face palm. Why did she have to announce that?

"Fiancé!" shouted some of the students.

"HAREM SISTER!" shouted the boys who turn their eyes slowly towards the blonde with jealousy. They stood up getting to attack the boy before he shouted venomously. "SIT THE FUCK DOWN!"

…in Naruto's seal.

The Nine Tale Fox started to laugh its ass off.

"That's right Kit show them who the Alpha is, hahaha!"

…back in the class room.

All the boys immediately sat down shaking in fear. During their jealous fit they forgot who exactly they were targeting. They all knew Naruto would destroy them in a matter of seconds!

WHAM! "Stop cussing!" Yui yelled at him hitting over the head again.

"Ow!" Naruto whined with tears in his eyes. "Really going to tone down on the cursing I don't think my head can take any more trauma!" he thought to himself.

"Wow Naruto not even a day with this harem thing and you already have another girl." Said Risa smiling. "Are you by any chance thinking of picking up another girl?" she flirted.

"No not today I don't think I can handle another girl right now," Naruto said his head buried into the desk. "I'm still adjusting to Lala-chan's craziness not to mention Yui-chan's sudden bullshit violence streak." WHAM! "Seeee!" he whined.

"Oh that's too bad I was hoping to jump into a group session with the three of you" Risa pouted.

This caused all the boys in the classroom to get massive nosebleeds and pass out with prevented looks on their faces. Well except Naruto who just passed out from getting knocked in the head.

….fast forward to the weekend.

For the rest of the week the routine went by like this for Naruto. Wake up to a naked Lala next to him, (nothing wrong with that) as the girl pretty much had moved into his room. Kick the door hitting the Pervy Sage in the face who was sitting behind it trying to get research material. Take a shower; keep Lala from trying to take one with him. Get dressed, eat breakfast. Argue with Jiraiya about his sex life, sometimes fighting said pervert.

After that he and Lala would walk down the street to Yui's house where he would have to dodge a sneak attack from Yui's protective older brother. The two of them would wrestle until Yui walked out with a broom or umbrella (depending on the weather) and smack them both.

Then the three of them would walk to school and see Rito try and fail repeatedly confess to Haruna. Comfort said poor boy then remind him of the time limit that ended this weekend, and laugh as the poor boy freaked out.

Once at school Naruto would either dodge a sneak attack from Risa and Mio or fight off a mob of jealous guys that Sauryama gather up and then humiliate said stupid boy by hanging him from the flag pole in nothing but his underwear.

Deal with something that Lala invented, example inanimate object animator aka Up and Move-kun. Who knew a water fountain knew Kung Fu?

Then after that get the shit beat out of him by Yui for trying to pull a prank causing him to cuss making the girl beat him more.

Finally the weekend rolled around making Lala happy as this was the time Naruto said he'd take her shopping and also that they would go see a Move-y with their friends. Naruto was glad because this meant he could be around Yui without having to worry about her Dictionary of Fucking Pain. The last time he saw that book; the thing's cover was worn out and covered in his blood.

The girl promised that it was only in school that she would hit him unless he used some of the fouler curse words or did something really stupid, like gamble.

"Man that girl can be sweet at times but she sure can be violent when she wants to be." Thought Naruto as he and Lala went up to Yui's home before Naruto felt a pair of eyes on him and moved to the left causing a figure to fly by him and collide with a wall.

"Sigh, are we really going to do this every day?" Naruto asked the man on the ground.

The guy was none other than Yuu Kotegawa Yui's older brother. He was blonde like Naruto only having a darker shade and his hair was much tamer and was about a few inches taller than the younger boy. While he was usually easy going the guy was always trying to surprise attack Naruto, to as he said keep his senses sharp so Naruto could protect his little sister.

"Not until I sure you're strong enough to protect my sister from any harm!" Yuu said lunging at the boy only to be side stepped again.

"Oh come on!" Naruto shouted "I protected her from those four Jashinist thugs almost three weeks ago didn't I!" he shouted dodging again.

"Yes you did and as a man I must thank you, but I won't deem you worthy enough until you can beat me!" Yuu said this wrapping his arms around the boy and throwing them both to the ground. While the two rolled on the ground Lala simply stepped over the two wrestling men seeing that this was a daily routine. She went to the door and rang the doorbell and knocked three times . Yui instantly appeared behind the door armed with a broom.

"Alright you two that's enough!" Yui said waiting for the two to stop only to sweat drop as the two ignored her.

Currently Yuu had Naruto in a headlock and was giving him a noogie to the side of the head.

"Say uncle, say it!" Yuu said gridding his fist into Naruto's head.

"Never!" Naruto said flipping his girlfriend's brother over his shoulder and into his apartment. "Ha take that you asshole this means the score is 7/6 in my favor!" Naruto shouted only to get wacked over the head by Yui's broom handle.

"OWW! Why Yui-chan why?" he said whining.

"What did I say about cussing?" Yui said with putting the broom handle on her shoulder.

"Not to use the A word, B word, the F word, the S word, and I don't know why you had to tell me as you know I'd never say it, the C word." Naruto said rubbing his head which gained a tick mark from hearing his girlfriend's brother laughing at him.

"Haha that's what you get you punk!" laughed Yuu sitting on the floor only to get hit twice by Yui's beating stick.

"And you!" Yui said sticking the tip of the stick in Yuu's face "What did I say about attacking my boyfriend!" She looked at him sternly and said "Well?"

"To not to do it." Yuu said looking down. After the first few times of his attack on Naruto, Yui had sat down her brother and gave him quite the tongue lashing. It obviously hadn't worked as Yuu and Naruto always got into some sort of spat. Yui always had to break up the fights that her brother and boyfriend had, it was so annoying!

"Are we done with this nonsense?" Yui asked the two boys getting a quiet (yeah) from them. "Louder!" she commanded.

"Yeah we're done with this nonsense!"The two boys said getting a nod from the girl.

"Good, now Naruto-kun what are our plans for today?" Yui asked sweetly.

"Geez talk about bipolar" the two blonde boys thought at the same time.

Naruto shook those thought from his head else he suffer his girlfriend's wrath…again.

"Um well since the movies don't start till 7:30p.m. Risa-chan said for everyone to meet at the ice cream shop and then we all go from there." Naruto said getting an agreeing nod from Yui, but a confused look from Lala.

"What's ice cream?" asked the alien girl getting looks from the Kotegawas and a look of understanding from Naruto.

"What kind of girl doesn't know about ice cream?" Yuu asked since he didn't know about Lala being foreign or to be more precise an alien.

"Lala-chan you mean you never had ice cream before?" Yui asked the alien girl.

"No we don't have it where I'm from" pouted Lala.

"And where is it that you're from?" asked Yuu out of curiosity.

"Oh Lala-chan here is from a small country in Europe haha" Naruto quickly said using the convenient cover story.

"Deivluke is not small Naruto-kun it's a …..ohh" Lala tried to say it was a planet before moaning from Naruto grabbing her tail.

"A collection of islands I know, I was just messing with you" Naruto said finishing for her and squeezed her tail reminding her to keep secret the fact she was an alien. "So her tail is sensitive huh? File that away for further uses haha." he said in his head.

"So you never had ice cream before Lala-chan?" Yui asked Lala again getting a sad nod from the girl. "Well we can't have that." She said grabbing the girl's hand and taking her down the stairs "Come on Naruto-kun you're buying" over her shoulder to the blonde ninja.

"No you mean Jiraiya is paying" Naruto said pulling out a credit card. The card was a gift from the sage as a sort of congratulations present for managing to get two girlfriends in two days. Thanks to the success of the Icha Icha series Naruto, Jiraiya, Lala, and to an extent Yui didn't have to worry about money, there was a lot of perverts out there!

Flashback an hour ago…..

Jiraiya had said to Naruto "You are lucky to get one girlfriend kid, let alone two, so you might as well spoil them." He said smiling handing him the card. "So here you go brat, you made me proud!"

"Thanks sensei!" Naruto said hugging the man.

"Ha I should be thanking you boy, you and those girls are going to be great material." Jiraiya said smiling.

"Man if you weren't right about that I might beat the shit out of you." Naruto said grinning when the man was right he was right.

"Ha" the sage laughed "Brat you are hundred years away from even attempting that."

The blonde snorted "more like next month" he said walking out the door with a smiling Lala.

Jiraiya smiled at his student as he walked down the street with his girlfriend to pick up his other girlfriend. "You may right about that Naruto, but I know you'll want to fight me for a completely different reason." The legendary ninja thought looking down at the letter on the coffee table. The letter was Tsunade's response to his letter stating that she had a few teams on standby if his suspicions proved true. It also expressed her approval on telling Naruto the truth about his parentage. They both agree he was ready to learn the truth.

"Sigh, I hope he goes easy on me" he said heading to the kitchen.

Knock. Knock. "Hmm?" he said to himself heading to the front door. Why was there someone at their house? No one knew where they lived besides Naruto's and Lala's friends and they were all meeting at the shopping center. So who was at the door?

He opens the door and looked at the person standing before him. "Ah Zastin" he said in realization "I was wondering who was at the door"

"Greeting Jiraiya-sama is Naruto-dono and Lady Lala present at the moment?" the Royal Knight asked respectfully. He wouldn't admit to anyone. But the man before him was, besides his King the only man he was afraid of.

When he had the chance to look into the sage's eyes he saw something that sent chills down his spine. While the man acted goofy and perverted. He had the eyes of veteran, a veteran that would kill him in a second if he even dared to harm his student.

This is why Zastin jumped a little when Jiraiya spoke.

"No they're not here," the sage said plainly "In fact you just missed them by a few minutes."

"Drat," huffed the Knight, "I shall pursue them at once" He said turning around to track down his princess and her fiancé only to go stiff when he felt the sage's hand clamp onto his shoulder.

"Now just a second Sir Dumbass!" Jiraiya said pulling the shaking man into the house. "What in the hell are thinking going outside dress like that!" he shouted.

"This is the armor of a Royal Deviluke Knight meant to shield me from harm as I in turn shield Lala-sama." Zastin stated before getting smacked upside the head by Jiraiya.

"Idiot!" Jiraiya glared at the man. "Don't you realize if you go up to Lala-chan wearing that and screaming calling her a Princess that all you are doing is putting a target on her back!" he shouted crossing his arms and looking at the shocked man sternly.

"I know you are here to protect her from harm that comes from space but you are forgetting the threats that are on Earth" Jiraiya said making the younger man go wide eyed. "Earth has its very own brand criminals and terrorist that would love nothing more than hold the girl hostage or to unspeakable things to her body!" he said making the Knight's face contort into a snarl no one would touch Lala-sama on his watch!

"And that's all without mentioning what they would do to her if they found out if she was an alien." The white haired sage said seriously. "I know for a fact that a certain snake faced traitor would kill hundreds just to get a drop of that sweet girl's blood!" he growled at the end thinking of his former best friend.

Zastin sat on the couch in the living room and hung his head in shame. How could forget such important facts? In his haste to protect the Princess he himself had become a danger to her safety. If he was before the King he would had slit his own throat for the shame he committed.

"Hey don't look so down Zastin" Jiraiya said trying to cheer up the young man. "Two years ago, you probably could have gotten away walking around like that." He said making Zastin look up at him confused.

"And why is that Jiraiya-sama?" he asked.

"Because everything used to be a lot simpler." Jiraiya said frowning. "Two years ago a new cult/gang sprang up causing havoc to the streets at night." He stated. "But if they were just another simple gang of thugs they would have steered clear of both you and Lala given your strong stature." He said getting a nod from Zastin. "But the Jashinist aren't normal, they would only go after you and the girl faster and harder. They have no fear. I've seen a riot that they caused in the Red light district that got so bad that the cops had to use lethal force! I remember they shot this one maniac armed with a homemade flamethrower, in the head!" he said shocking the Knight.

"But the psychos didn't falter" Jiraiya said. "They just looked at the guy with his brains splattered on the ground and laughed and said (what a dumbass! Ha ha!) Before they tore the weapon off his back." He said. "The cops had no choice. In order to protect the innocent they kill every single last one of them but not without loses of their own, 23 good men and women died that night." Jiraiya sigh sadly.

This information shocked the Deviluke Royal bodyguard. A street gang was so dangerous that the law enforcements had to resort to such extremes. And what made him worry more was that he had almost put Lala in their crosshairs. He shot up and looked the sage in the eyes and said "Jiraiya-sama may I please borrow some clothes so that I'm may draw less attention while protecting Lala-sama?!"

He got wacked over the head by the sage's fist knocking him to the ground. "Calm down you raving idiot!" Shouted the ninja. "The girl is in the safest place she can be right now so chill out!" he said sitting down in his easy chair.

"And where is that Jiraiya-sama?" Zastin asked as he needed to know so he could be there in a moment's notice.

Jiraiya only smiled and said "With my student of course!" he laughed at the look on the Knight's face.

…With Naruto and company.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" screamed Lala in pain. She held her head hoping the dreadful pain would go away! It hurt so much she was in tears! And all the group before her did was point and laugh at her suffering.

"Hahaha oh my god that was priceless haha!" laughed Risa holding her gut.

"Hehe I know right!" said Naruto wiping away a tear "I can't believe she drank that milkshake so fast!"

"It's not funny!" cried Lala with tears in her eyes.

"Poor Lala-chan" said Haruna putting a scoop of ice cream in her mouth.

"It's really her own fault for listening to Saruyama" sighed Mikan doing the same and shaking her head.

"Oh sorry Lala-chan it was so tempting and besides you look so cute" Saruyama grinned before getting smacked in the back of the head by Yui.

"She does indeed look cute but it was still shameless to do so." Yui said before getting her breasts squeezed by Mio and Risa.

"Oh my Yui-chan, don't tell me you're going bi-sexual on us" said Mio making everyone in the ice cream parlor snap their heads in their direction as Yui slapped away their hands away.

"Holy shit! That be fucking awesome!" Naruto shouted in his head. All he could see was a Chibi Naruto under the covers of a bed smiling at a Chibi Yui and Lala making out on the foot of the bed, moaning and groping each other. His Chibi then held up a sign that said Make this Happen!

Yui turned and leaned into Naruto and whispered "I may have thought about it a little this week."

Naruto's brain temporally shutdown and he collapse. His head landing in Lala's lap who proceeded to stroke the blonde's whiskers making him purr loudly like a cat. Yui having a love for cats instantly joined Lala and stroked his other cheek making him purr louder.

"OH MY GOD THAT IS SO CUTE!" squealed all girls in the parlor at the same time.

Saruyama trying to gain some attention took some whip cream and drew a pair of whiskers on his face. "Meow" he said to a few girls rubbing against their legs like a cat.

"SHUT UP YOU MANGY STRAY!" they said slapping him at the same time.

"You should have known better Saru," said Rito shaking his head.

"Shut up!" cried Saru as he held his face.

"Uh what happen?" asked Naruto waking up from his lust induced coma only to be greeted by the site of a crowd of girls that was staring at him like zombies. "Oh no!" he said standing up and taking a step towards the exit making the female mob take a step with him. "Oh, don't fucking tell me!" he shouted.

"Get the cutie!" shouted a random girl.

"FUCKING FAN-GIRLS!" he screamed sprinting for the exit.

"Oh poor Naruto-kun" said Risa shaking her head. She may act like that sometimes but she was never a part of a mob the human body could only take so much, Naruto was wise to run.

Buzz! Buzz! Rang Haruna's cellphone "Umm oh I got a text from Naruto-kun saying he'll meet us at the clothing store in 5 minutes." Haruna said closing her phone after reading the message.

"Why did he text you Haruna-chan?" asked Risa folding her arms.

"I think it's because Naruto-kun enter our first names into his phone only, and my name was the first in alphabetical order." Haruna said getting nods from everyone as Naruto tended to use first names only.

"Ah he must have been texting on the fly" Reasoned Yui. "Alright lets clean up and get out of here before the slow ones come back and tale us." She said to her friends as they cleaned up never noticing a hooded figure stand up and hide behind a corner.

…..with the figure

He flipped out a phone called a number. "Yes?" said a voice from the phone. "Arechi it's me Dai Tokai, I found the blonde bastard and his little whore in the shopping district." The now revealed Dai Tokai said with a snarl.

"Good tail them, while I gather the others" the voice said "But don't do anything until they are out of the open, we don't need a repeat of the Red Light incident!" Arechi said to his associate. "I for one don't want to see Father Hidan blow a gasket because you were too stupid to keep out of sight!" he said sternly.

"Yeah yeah I get it, I not Yama you fucking pansy" the pricings covered boy said looking at the group of friends as they walked down the street laughing his eyes narrowing on the form of the twelve year old Mikan. "Hey Arechi" he asked the trench coat wear thug on the line.

"Yeah what is it?" Arechi asked getting irritated seeing that he had a number of calls to make.

"Is it our turn to provide a sacrifice for the Ritual?" Dai Tokai asked.

"No, our district's is next month, why?" Arechi asked curiously.

"The whore is traveling with a group of friends, and one of them looks to be only twelve." Dai stated.

"Hmm little girl probably hasn't even kissed anyone yet" Arechi mused to himself before cursing "Shit that means I going to have to call Her." His voice having a hint of distain when saying her.

"Ah fuck, I really don't want to deal with Father Hidan's chosen." Cursed the hooded boy.

"You know I got no choice in the fucking matter." Arechi said hanging up the phone.

"Damnit" snarled Dai Tokai putting his phone in his pocket. "I really don't want to deal with that bitch Maigo Tamashi." He growled before quickly ducking behind cover when he spots Naruto catching up with his friends.

"There you are Naruto Uzumaki" the boy said to himself disappearing into the shadows.

…With Naruto and the gang.

"Hey wait up!" yelled Naruto running up to his friends out of breath. "Woo good god now I know what an Uchiha feels like" He said to himself. It took him five full minutes using speed, bull shiting skills, justu and a dose of dumb luck to lose that mob of hormone crazed women.

"Dear lord, Naruto what happen to you?" Rito asked his friend who looked to be in a piss poor state.

Naruto's hair was more of a mess than usual; his shirt was a mangled mess as the women clawed at his torso. His pants were in a worse condition having been ripped apart into a pair of shorts that was being held up by a belt that was on its last leg. His shoes thankfully were still on.

Naruto shivered and said "You don't want to know." He twitched a little just thinking about.

"Hmm I guess we're going to buy you new clothes" Yui said holding the credit card from earlier.

"Thank god I gave that to you otherwise I may had lost the damn thing" Naruto said sighing as his girlfriends dragged him into the store.

After a few minutes of explaining to the owners of the store why Naruto looked like he did, all the girls had a hay day dressing up the blonde ninja. His shirt was a basic sleeveless black t-shirt nothing really special other than it made the First's necklace stick out. The pants were a pair of simple dark blue jeans with a chain hanging off the right side. His belt was black its stitching done in orange, he took off the belt buckle from his old pair of pants and put it on belt. The buckle in fact was his old forehead protector that had been modified to become a belt buckle.

And the newest addition to his wardrobe something that Lala picked out. It was a zippable hoodie that was half dark orange and half black (Basically Naruto's jacket in hoodie form) that when turned inside out was dark blue and black ( because blue doesn't stick out so Naruto will turn his hoodie inside out when he needs to be stealthy).

"Looking good Naruto-kun" whistled Risa at Naruto making him blush.

"You really think so" he said taking off his jacket to put the orange on the outside. While he twist the jacket orange side out he exposed his muscular arms to the air making the girls go red in the face especially Mikan.

While not as crazy as some fan girls little Mikan had crush on the blonde often going red in the face whenever the ninja was around. Heck there was this one time during the summer when Naruto came over her and Rito's house as Naruto had started to drag both Rito and Saruyama to workout with him. Rito had to agree to it to build up his confidence, and Saruyama agreed to get girls as most of them loved muscles. The two boys while not muscular like their friend they weren't the weak string beans they were in middle school. Heck the only reason the two of them were still single was because Saruyama was a perverted idiot and Rito only had eyes for Haruna but just couldn't get the words out of his mouth. That whole summer it wasn't an uncommon sight to see the three boys running around town and lifting weights at the gym. And it was really common to see Naruto jogging down to Rito's house during the summer.

And that one time Naruto had stopped by after finishing a full speed run to their house Mikan saw a sight she hope she never forget. When Mikan had answered the door she almost collapsed on the stop as the blonde was shirtless his body beaded in sweat. Oh the girl was in such a daze that she didn't notice it when Naruto put his forehead to hers to see if she was running a fever. Once she got out of her daze she saw Naruto face was touching hers the poor girl had passed out scaring the oblivious boy. When Rito finally came down the stairs ready for the workout the three boys had planned. Rito only sighed seeing his sister on the floor and his idiot friend freaking out.

Yeah it was easy to say the girl had a crush on the boy even though he was clueless about her feelings. Sure the boy said she was cute and even kissed her on the forehead sometimes, but she knew the boy only saw her as the little sister he never had. She looked at the older girls with a look of jealousy and then at her own chest and sighed, if only she was only a few years older. Perhaps then the blonde would notice her more as a woman than the kid sister of his friend.

"Hmm? Are you alright Mikan-chan?" asked Lala seeing the look on the girls face. She was wondering why the girl looked so sad. Everyone was having so much fun.

"Oh it's nothing Lala-chan just some preteen drama going on in my life." Mikan sighed uncomfortably to the pinkette. She didn't hate the princess, in fact Mikan found the girl to be pleasant to be around. It was just plain awkward talking to the girl when she was thinking about Naruto.

"Are you sure you seem a little down Mikan-chan" said the voice of Naruto who suddenly appeared in front of her making the girl jump.

"N-n-no I fine Naruto-kun" Mikan said going red in the face.

"Hmm?" the blonde said putting his hand on her forehead checking her temperature making the girl nervous. "Well I guess you're alright" he said moving his hand away.

"Yeah see I'm alright hehe oh hey Lala-chan didn't you say you needed some clothes!" The young brunette said quickly grabbing the alien's hand and dragging her to the women's section of the store.

"Okay?" said Naruto confused getting shaking heads from his friends.

"What an oblivious idiot." They all thought at the same time.

A few minutes later the gang was walking around the entertainment section of the shopping district enjoying all the sights and junk food that the street vendors were selling. The group had fun running around getting into funny situations most of them involving the clumsy Rito. Who was then teased as he one time tripped and was face to crotch with an embarrassed Haruna, who on reflex slapped the poor boy making his two friends laugh and hold their guts before they were smacked upside the head by Yui and Mio. Haruna of course apologized to Rito explaining it was on reflex that the boy got slapped.

Then Naruto beat the shit out of a fucking Mime of all things.

"Huh the hell is that?" Naruto asked pointing at a guy that was dressed in black and white. It's make up done in the typical Mime fashion. The was mimicking Naruto and pointing at him it's jaw moving up and down making the same motion as Naruto.

"Oh that's a mime," Yui said informing her boyfriend "A sort of French street performer that doesn't make noise. Their act involves mimicry and acting like they are trapped in a glass box." She said with the mime copying her moments and then acting like he was trapped in a box by pounding in the air.

"Well you I got to admit it does attract attention" Naruto said holding his chin the mime doing the same. "Ha, alright lets how well you can keep up." Naruto said doing some quick poses and running around the street the whole time the mime copying him perfectly. "Hmm alright let's see you do this" he said flipping and doing a one handed handstand and then doing started doing pushups one handed his feet pointed to the sky.

"Wow" said someone in the crowd seeing Naruto pushing himself up and down.

"Mommy look at that guy!" said a little boy pointing holding his mom's hand. "Oh my, that is amazing" his mother said looking at Naruto who then switched hands.

"Okay Naruto-kun I think you proven your point" Said Yui standing between the Naruto and the mime who was frowning before he looked at Yui butt and slowly reach for it with a perverse grin on his face.

"Besides we don't need a repeat of what happen at ice cream PARLOR!" Yui screamed at the end when the mime grabbed her butt and then tried to run away. ("The secret word today boys and girls is the word tired can you remember that." Said a Chibi Kyuubi dressed like Peewee Herman. "Every time someone tries something that we all know is not going to work I want you to yell they are fucked!" shouted the Peewee Kyuubi "Can you do that?" it asked "Alright than Ha! Ha! Then on with the ass kicking! HA! HA!" it laughed making a demonic Peewee laugh.)

Before the mime could jet, a vice like grip grabbed a hold of his shoulder.

"Now where do you think you're going you fucking clown?" Naruto asked his voice becoming deeper as he subconsciously channeled the Kyuubi's chakra, his whisker marks becoming thicker and his eye turning a blood red.

The mime in fear tried kicking Naruto in the balls hoping to get away. ("Aaaaahhh! He's fucked!" shouted Peewee Kyuubi.)

Again the mime failed as his leg was punched making the mime land on his face as the blow sent his leg flying back. The mime flipped onto his back and tired to kick off the pissed off blonde that now had him pinned to the ground. ("Aaaaahhh! He is fucked!" shouted Peewee Kyuubi.)

"So you're not supposed to talk are you?" Naruto said menacingly as his he stomped his foot into the mime's gut. "I wonder if I can make you scream an apology to my girlfriend ha ha." He laughed cracking his knuckles as he descended upon the stupid bastard.

One ass kicking later…..

"AH oh god please stop I'm sorry! I'm sorry I grabbed your girlfriend's ass! Just please stop hurting me!" cried the high pitched voice of the mime as he laid on the ground in a fetal position.

"Fine you pansy ass piece of fucking shit!" Naruto snorted hocking a loogie onto the mime's face "Now get out of my sight before I change my mind fucker" he yelled stomping the ground making the mime get up and ran with a yellow stain on his pants.

Once the mime was gone Naruto snorted and spat on the ground "Piece of shit." He said walking over to his friends before getting a series of smacks from Yui for being so brutal.

"Man, Naruto can be scary when he's mad." Said a slightly paled Rito.

"Yeah no kidding I kind of feel sorry for the mime," said Saruyama "I mean really, he used to have a normal voice but once Naruto got done with him it went up three octaves!" he shouted

"That was horrifying!" said a slightly shaking Mikan.

"Please if you want to see horrifying just imagine if that guy had hurt Yui." Risa said "Remember three weeks ago when those psycho Jashinist freaks hurt her?" she asked getting nods from the three. "Well one of them hit Yui in her face, oh that guy got destroyed." She said. "Naruto punched him the gut so hard I heard he not only pissed himself, he also puked and crapped himself. Ha ha" she laughed at the Jashin thug's pain not knowing he was shaking from anger in an alley.

"Oh then Daddy is really going to like you Naruto-kun!" Lala cheered happily.

"Really Lala-chan your father is going to be okay with you marrying a Barbarian?" asked Yui getting an Oi from Naruto for the barbarian comment.

"Oh yes he will," Lala said smiling "In fact he may consider Naruto-kun the son he never had given his brutality." She said getting weird looks from everyone. "Daddy himself has killed people for even looking perversely at me or my sisters. He even castrated a husband candidate who did something vulgar in his presence, with his bare hands!" she said making Naruto pale.

"Wait does that mean he's going to do that to me!?" he asked scared. Lala's farther sounded like a Tsunade combine with Anko, with a dash of Ibiki!

"Hmm? Oh he wouldn't do that to you since we're getting married, he may be a little disappointed that we haven't done more than kiss" the princess said pouting.

"Rrrreeeeaaaallllllllly?"Naruto asked like a perverted Doctor Cox. "I haven't done anything because I thought I get in trouble if I done anything haha, going to change that sometime this weekend." He thought before his mind went to Chibi land.

Once again a Cloaked Jiraiya appeared in his mind, "Yes boy feel the perverted energies flow throughout your being and let them guide you to happiness!" Darth Pervy Sage said handing Chibi Naruto a key that went to the door down the hall. "No Naruto-kun, don't do it!" cried Tsunade who ran down the hall to stop him only to get force groped by Darth Pervy Sage. "You are too late Hime!" cackled Jiraiya "HE IS MINE! AND NOW SO ARE YOU!" He laughed undoing her cloak.

Chibi reached the door not hearing nor caring, about the blissful moans coming from Darth Jiraiya and Tsunade. All the little guy cared about were the laughs coming from behind the large door. He stuck the key in the lock and turned it. The Naruto in his mind dechibied and standing before him were both Lala and Yui in sexy laundry motioning to him seductively with their fingers come here. Mindscape Naruto took a few steps forward before hearing from the Yui in front of him. "Come on Naruto-kun hurry up" and then from the Lala. "Yeah come on Naruto-kun we're going to the aquarium."

"Aquarium?" Naruto said as his day dream ended.

"Hey Naruto you there man?" asked Rito snapping his fingers in front of the blonde's face.

"Huh oh yeah I just zoned out there for a second" said Naruto shaking the cobwebs out of his skull.

"Man you really need to work on that" said Rito getting a look from his blonde friend.

"Says the guy who gets steam coming out his ears when I say, Haruna-chan in a bikini smothered in honey." Naruto said who then laughed his ass off when Rito's head exploded when steam came out of it.

"Shut up!" shouted Rito who was now holding his nose trying to contain the nosebleed he now had.

"Ha ha oh man," laughed the blonde before becoming semi serious. "But seriously Rito you need to just confess to Haruna-chan already." He said with a stern face.

"Sigh, I know I'm just waiting for the right timing." Rito said looking longingly at Haruna who was being drag by Lala to look at the fish.

Naruto smacked the boy upside the head before saying "Screw timing, if you keep waiting until you work up the damn nerve Haruna-chan is going to already be married!" he shouted at Rito. "Do you want to be alone for the rest of your life always asking yourself what if?" he asked the boy whose face was starting to look determined.

"You're right I won't wait anymore" the boy said with conviction "I'm going to tell Haruna-chan how I feel! I'm going to tell her that I like her and want to go out with her!" He shouted running off to find the girl he loved.

"Sniff sniff they grow up so fast" faked cried Naruto who then turned around and looked at the fish behind him.

"That was sweet of you Naruto-kun," said Yui putting her hand on his shoulder and then standing on her tiptoes giving the blonde a kiss on the cheek.

"Hey I figure since he accidently helped us get together I thought I returned the favor" Naruto said shrugging.

"Oh you mean you didn't just go ahead and kiss me." Yui teased faking shocked.

"No, I didn't but if I known that would've worked I would have just done it anyways." The ninja laughed. "In fact thanks to Rito my plans were accelerated by a week." He said smiling at the girl. "I actually planned to ask you sometime today if you would go out with me ha ha" he laughed again at his luck.

"So I guess I should be thanking Rito-kun when he gets back from trying to ask Haruna-chan out." Yui said sincerely.

"Who said anything about trying" Naruto said grinning showing his phone that had Haruna as the last call. "When I smacked him earlier I whipped out my phone and called Haruna-chan." He said smiling "She should have heard everything."

"Naruto how could you?" Yui asked smacking his arm but still smiling.

"I knew the poor guy would chicken out at the last second or something fubar would happen before he could get the chance. This way he confessed to Haruna-chan before anything could interfere." Naruto said putting his hands behind his head smiling.

"Oh Naruto-kun the boy is going to be so upset with you." Yui giggled.

"Meh he'll be thanking me by the end of the day" her boyfriend said shrugging before looking around confused. "Hey where Lala-chan and the others?" he asked not seeing any of his friends.

"Hmm I don't know really?" Yui said putting her finger to her lips thinking "I think Lala-chan went running off somewhere and Mikan-chan and the others went after her." She said before getting freaked out as Naruto's face became pale.

"W-w-wait Lala-chan ran off by herself!?" he screamed frightening his girlfriend when Lala wonder off alone bad things happen.

"Hey what's the matter?" she asked.

A BOOM! Was her answer as Rito went by carrying Haruna bridal style sprinting and yelling "RUN!" Behind him was a wave of water and fish.

"Yahoo Naruto-kun this is fun!" Lala said riding the wave butt ass naked on top of a shark!

"God damnit Lala-chan!" Naruto yelled picking Yui up bridal style also and ran catching up to Rito and Haruna.

"Rito what the hell happen?" he asked his friend who looked at him with a sneer.

"I don't really know you interfering bastard!" Rito said angrily.

"Hey don't be so mad," said Naruto to his friend "I got you the girl of your dreams didn't I?" he asked

"Yeah you did, but I'm still mad at your interfering ass!" the orange haired boy shouted turning a corner.

"Ha Ha you know you love me" the blonde laughed.

"Suck a dick!" Rito shouted before getting lightly smacked by Haruna.

"Watch your language Rito-kun," Haruna said sternly "I won't have my boyfriend using such words." She said blushing at the end.

"Boyfriend!?" Rito asked looking at the girl in his arms shocked. Haruna nodded shyly. "Ha ha ha Haruna-chan called me her boyfriend, this the best day of my life!" He shouted at the top of his lungs as he picked up speed surprising even the ninja. Naruto's training was really starting to pay off!

"Ha ha I knew you thank me Rito!" Naruto laughed dodging a blowfish.

"I'm still mad at you, bas-" glare from Haruna "Um you jerk!" Rito shouted side stepping a school of fish.

"Yeah yeah I hear ya carrot top." Said Naruto getting a glare from Rito. "Eyes forward we're almost at the exit!" Naruto said as he and Rito sprinted for the doors.

"Ahhhhh!' they both yell drop kicking the doors open.

Once outside the two boys stopped and caught their breath loudly making people look at them weird.

"Whew," breathed Naruto "Alright those doors should hold the bulk of the wave." The blonde reasoned.

"Naruto-kun!" called the voice of Lala as she and the shark hit the doorway making the wave spill out onto the streets!"

"Fuck I forgot about the Shark!" the demon container cursed bracing himself as he couldn't run as the shark with snapping jaws was heading for Yui, Rito and Haruna.

SNAP! Went the aquatic predator's jaw as it tried to devour Naruto with its maw. To its shock along with everyone's on the street Naruto knocked some teeth out of the shark's mouth and grabbed the shark's jaw and held the creature's mouth open by the empty sockets.

"Oh thank God I learned to enhance my strength with charka!" Naruto shouted in his head as he firmly held the shark's mouth open.

"Sniff. Sniff. Oh my fucking God this thing's breath smells like shit!" the blonde cursed making everyone present sweatdrop. The shark gasping to breath did the only thing it could do and let out a gaseous burp making Naruto go green in the face. "Oh dear lord!" Naruto screamed letting go of the shark's mouth and then quickly punching it hard in the nose sending it flying.

"Hahaha" laughed Lala as she flew up into the air.

"I got you Lala-chan" said Naruto catching the alien girl in his arms.

"That was fun hehe" giggled Lala naked in Naruto's arms. "Can we do that again?" she asked.

"NO!" everyone shouted at the girl.

About an hour later….

"Sigh, how many places does that make that we been banned from?" Naruto asked a completely dry Risa, who along with Mio, Saruyama, and Mikan hadn't been caught in the tide.

"Hmm let's see" Risa said putting her finger to her cheek trying to remember. "The count so far is 1 night club thanks to me, you and Mio-chan. Saruyama-kun is banned from 3 laundry stores for peeping. Rito is banned from that grocery store thanks to that incident involving the maple syrup." She said making Saru beam with pride and Rito to hang his head in shame.

"I still want to know why those four women were wearing nothing but bikinis in a grocery store." Said Naruto holding his chin. "I mean really it was freaking December!" he said throwing up his arms. "I guess that's just Rito's luck!" thought to himself. "Sigh what else, I know there's more?" he said rubbing.

"Well Mio-chan and I can't go to that one Victoria's Secret without supervision anymore because of our habits." Risa said as Mio and she rubbed their necks. "You on the other hand Naruto, you have been kicked out of oh let's see the bowling alley, the batting cages, The Tenjouin Group football stadium for beating the crap out of that perverted hotdog vendor." She and the others smacked their foreheads on that one.

Snort "Bastard had it coming" Naruto said unapologetically. "Continue." He said waving his hand.

"Hmm, oh ha ha you're banned from that restaurant because you wouldn't stop going to it to take the Banzi 50 bowl ramen challenge everyday!" Risa said making all their friends except Lala bust a gut.

"Ha fools should have known better than to challenge the Ramen eating King!" shouted Naruto as he held up a fist.

"What?" asked Lala confused.

"Don't worry about it Lala-chan you'll know soon enough" Mikan said patting the girl on the head getting an Okay from the alien girl as they stepped into a ramen shop.

"What it will be kids?" asked a man holding onto a notepad.

"Hmm I think I'll start off with a bowl of shrimp ramen, two orders of beef ramen, two orders of chicken and then four orders of miso ramen." Said Naruto holding his chin.

The man behind the counter smiled and said "We'll get right on that sir" only to be stopped when he heard.

"Wait dude my friends haven't order yet." Naruto said shocking the man.

…45 minutes later.

"Please come again!" said the staff of the shop a stack of 30 empty bowls in front of them.

"Aww that hit the spot!" Naruto said patting his stomach.

"No matter how many times I see Naruto do that it never stops being amazing." Sated Rito looking at the grinning blonde.

"Yeah, well every time I see him do that, I feel like going on a diet!" shouted Yui. "Naruto-kun how can you eat so much and not get fat!?" she asked her boyfriend.

"I have a really good metabolism." The blonde said shrugging.

"Metabolism my ass!" shouted Risa "Come on Naruto~kun what your secret?" she begged.

"Hehe sorry Risa-chan trade secret hehe" Naruto teased the girl making her glare daggers at him.

"Wow Naruto-kun," said Lala amazed "The only other person I've seen eat like that is Daddy!" the girl said shocked. Her fiancé and father were getting more and more similar each day! The girl gave a small smile at this fact as this meant that Naruto and her father may get along just great!

"Man I feel sorry for your cooks then since they have to do that on a daily bases." Naruto said sincerely.

"Oh don't feel bad the chefs have weekly rotations" Lala said smiling.

"Phew, good for them" said Naruto as they walked up to the movie theater.

"Next!" called the person manning the ticket booth.

"Yes I would like eight tickets to Warm Bodies" Naruto said to the ticketer since given his height he passed for an eighteen year old even though he was fifteen.

"Yeah here you go" sighed the guy in the booth as he obliviously wished he was with his friends than at work.

…..Roughly two hours later.

(Note I already wrote this and I really don't feel like rewriting something when I can be over and done with it so just forgive me and go with the flow Ok :P.)

"Oh man that was great!" shouted Naruto as he and his friends exited out the back of the movie theater into an alley.

They had to exit out the because apparently a toilet had sprung a leak and was all over the theater's lobby making them exit out the back in order to prevent an accident. At least that's what the guy who worked at the movies said as he held his head where he hit the ground when he slipped in the supposed water puddle.

"Ha ha no kidding, I love at the beginning when R was like 'I don't want to live this way, I'm lonely, and I'm lost. No, I mean really lost I never been in this part of the airport before.' Haha" Laughed Risa.

"Ha ha and when R and M were first trying to talk to each other it sounded like Naruto-kun, Rito-kun and Saruyama-kun in the morning when none of them had enough sleep!" Laughed Haruna.

"Humph" said Naruto. "Meh" said Rito. "RRRRA" said Saruyama to the both of them making them squint at him.

"Haha aha" Everyone laughed at the boys antics.

All of a sudden Naruto became very tense.

"Hey Naruto-kun what's the matter ahhh!" Yelled Mikan as Naruto threw her behind him and catching a knife in mid air.

"Haha nice catch you blonde bastard!" snarl the hooded form of Dai Tokai as spent out from the shadows and flanked by twenty of his fellow Jashinist. "It is time to pay you back for what you did to us Uzumaki!" the piercing faced boy spat.

"Hmm? I'm sorry did you say something" Naruto asked mimicking his masked sensei.

"That's fucking it!" shouted a large dark skinned Jashin thug "Numachi!" he yelled at a small twitchy figure who put a pair of chains in his hands.

"Gotcha Yama" Numachi said as the large thug pulled on the chains whipping Numachi spinning towards Naruto. "Get ready for the whiplash bitches!" yelled the twitchy gremlin as he spun around his chains swishing thru the air.

Naruto not panicking at all threw the capture knife which went through a link of Numachi's chain and embedded itself deep into a wall pinning the chain.

"Ah fuck!" cursed Numachi as he stopped spinning and dislocated his right arm. In frustration he swung his other chain at a shocked Risa only to once again for his weapon to be grabbed by Naruto.

"Ra!" yelled Yama as he charge at the blonde only to find himself wrapped in Numachi's chain that was wrapped around a fire escape.

"Ahhh! Screamed the small boy in pain as every time Yama moved he pulled on twitchy boy's arm.

"Be careful you dumbass brute else you might pull off your buddy's arm" said Naruto cheekily. Now that these two were subdued the other Jashinist had to maneuver around the two else they risk injuring the chain wielder further.

"Bring it you Mother Fuckers" Naruto taunted pulling Yama forward making the small Jashinist shout in pain as he was lifted into the air.

"Kill that fucking son of a bitch!" commanded Dai Tokai.

"Rito! Saru! Get ready!" Naruto called to his friends as the mob rushed them. "You got to protect the girls from the ones who get pass me!" he shouted as he threw a trash can at the thugs knocking some over and scattering the others. And then started to rapidly throw punches into the face of a thug knocking his teeth into his mouth before getting punched in the face knocking him out.

"Right!" called the two boys understanding their jobs as men. While the two of them might not be brawlers like their friend they knew some self-defense skills, skills that were taught to them by Naruto in case they ever got picked on by bullies.

These skills definitely came in handy when one of the Jashinist got pass Naruto as he smashed a thug's chin into a brick wall breaking the jaw bone, and then quickly snapping another leg as he went for a kick to the blonde's head.

"Yaaa" yelled the thug as he lunged for Saruyama who dodged and kicked him hard in nuts sending him to his knees, where Rito threw an elbow at his temple knocking the sad sap out.

"Nice job guys!" shouted Naruto as he grabbed the downed thug by the legs and swung the bastard like a club sending him flying at other thug who crashed hard against a dumpster cracking a few ribs.

"Naruto-kun!" screamed Mikan as Dai Tokai tried swinging a bat at Naruto's head.

Naturally the ninja caught the weapon and then turned it against its former master as he flipped over the guy and choked him with the thing and threw him over his shoulder, sending him flying at another thug sending them to the ground.

"AAHHH!" yelled Dai Tokai as he quickly got up and rush the blonde with a large knife before Naruto smashed his kneecap with the bat making him fall to the ground screaming before Naruto bashed him in the side of the face and pocketed his knife.

Naruto then started to bob and weave between the remaining thugs either knocking them out or breaking one of their limbs. On the last thug he bashed them over the head snapping the already cracked bat in half sending splinters of wood all over the place.

"Ha looks like you're all done ya weak little bitches" Naruto laughed taunted bond Yama and Numachi.

"RAHHAAH!" roar Yama as he finally had enough of blonde's mouth as he trashed around trying to break free of Numachi's chains.

"Yama you fucking moron, stop!" Numachi yelled at Yama as he felt a muscle being pulled.

"SHUT THE FUCK UP!" Yama roared forcing an arm free and started pulling on the chain.

"FUCK!" cried Numachi as his left arm snapped backward making Naruto's friends scream in horror. "STOP YAMA!" the small boy begged as he saw his arm starting to bleed from his stitches where he reattached his arm.

"I SAID!" Yama yelled grabbing the chain with his now freed second arm, making Naruto's group go pale. "SHUT THE FUCK UP!" The large teen roared pulled hard on the chain.

"AAHHHHHH!" screamed Numachi as his arm was tore from his body causing blood to spray from the stump. He hit the ground with a hard PLOP as he landed in a puddle of his own blood and said "You're a fucking bastard Yama!" he then passed out from blood loss face down in the bloody puddle.

"Snort, fucking weakling" said Yama as gathered the chain in his hands.

"You monster!" cried Lala as she went to attack the monstrous thug only to be held back by the other girls.

"Lala-chan no!" shouted Risa wrapping her arms around the surprisingly strong girl.

"Lala-chan please stop it!" pleaded Haruna she grabbed the girl's arm. "You'll just get yourself hurt!"

"Besides" said Yui calmly standing before the struggling girls "you'll just be wasting your energy."

"Why's that Yui-neechan?!" asked the alien princess calming down a little.

"The answer is easy" said the black haired girl serious lylooking back at the girls "the idiot just really pissed Naruto-kun off." She said sternly now they would see what Naruto was truly capable of. Heck, she had never seen her boyfriend this pissed off before.

…with Naruto and Yama.

"What a bunch of loud Cunts" said Yama looking at the girls not even noticing Naruto's hand twitch to the knife handle. "It's going to be a lot of fun shutting them up." He said looking at them perversely. "He he, especially the little brunette." he licked his lips looking at Mikan, making the girl stand behind her brother, shaking in fear.

"YOU MOTHER FUCKER!" yelled Naruto at the top of lungs as he pulled out the knife and ran at the vile bastard, his eyes a blazing red as he stabbed him in the kidneys.

"Ah! You bastard" the large boy said trying to punch the demonic looking boy in the head before the blonde kicked off, him hitting a wall and flew back, kicking him in the gut sending him flying back crashing into a dumpster that crumpled from the blow.

Yama turned around, grabbed the trash container and threw it at the blonde who quickly bent backwards letting the dumpster smash behind him.

"No way he's human" Said Saruyama staring at the fight in shock getting nods from Rito and the girls.

"Just fucking stand still you asshole!" Yama shouted at the blonde now swinging Numachi's chain sending the severed arm flying at the ninja who caught it in mid air and tossed toward its owner.

"HOW ABOUT I MAKE YOU SCREAM LIKE THE LITTLE SHIT THAT YOU ARE!" Naruto roared, grabbing the chain and ripped it out of Yama's hands breaking some fingers on each hand.

"Fuck you!" yelled Yama as he ran at the blonde; he swung his arm hitting the blonde straight on.

Only to be shocked when he felt his fist hit nothing but air as the Naruto in front of him was an afterimage. Suddenly Naruto appear at his side and the blonde started to throw Kyuubi charka enhanced punches into his side making the organs inside liquefy.

"RARRAW!" yelled Naruto kicking Yama one last time in the chest 300 hundred style sending the thug flying towards a rusty metal pipe.

Yama was impaled on the pipe with a wet sucking noise as it came out the front of his chest, blood seeping throughout his shirt.

"OH shit I didn't mean t-to k-k-kil-l-l him!" Naruto stuttered after realizing that he just killed someone. Yeah the guy was a son of bitch but that still didn't make it feel any better.

"Hey Naruto are you all right man?" asked Rito putting his hand on his friend's shoulder all the while staring at Yama's dead 'corpse'.

"Yeah I'm alright but I just, I just…." Naruto choked on the word in his mouth.

"It's alright Naruto-kun" said Yui wrapping her arms around her boyfriend's left side.

"Yui-neechan is right Naruto-kun; you did what you did to protect us." Lala said kissing him on the cheek holding his right side.

"You have nothing to feel sorry about for man, the bastard had it coming!" shouted Saruyama spitting on Yama's shirt.

"YOU MOTHER FUCKER!" shouted Yama "I fucking liked this shirt!" he shouted pulling himself off the pipe showing a hole clear all the way to his back.

"What the Fuck!" shouted Saruyama as several of the Jashinist thugs picked themselves off the ground snapping their bones back in place sickeningly.

SNAP! SNAP! SNAP! SNAP! SNAP! The thugs picked themselves off the ground one by one.

"Oh my god this can't be happening this it's a dream just a bad dream" cried Haruna who started to tremble before Rito held the girl close to his chest calming her down "What the hell are they?" He shouted as his friends started to huttle behind Naruto.

"Hahaha you sacred boy?" Laughed Dai Tokai snapping his knee into place. "You should be haha!" he laughed picking himself off the ground. "We are the Brotherhood of Jashin and we are immortal!" He shouted taking a grenade out his pocket. "I can't say the same for your sorry asses HAHA" the piercing faced boy said tossing the grenade in front of them smiling.

"Aw shit!" Yelled Naruto going through a quick set of hand signs, "Needle Jizo!" he shouted as his blonde hair grew encasing him and his friends.

BOOM!

"hahaha" Laughed all the Jashinist after their explosions.

"Serves those fuckers right" said Yama before a chain smacked him across the face busting his lip and knocking him to the ground. "What hell Numachi?" he asked his angry twitchy friend. "What was that for!" he asked only to get kicked the face.

"Don't give me that shit!" Yelled Numachi, stomping on the larger boy neck. "You fucking ripped of my arm you asshole!" he shouted swinging the mangled limb in his face. "Do you know how long this going to take to fully heal!" he yelled kicking Yama again. "A month and a half you mother fucker! I'm out of commission for a mother fucking month!" he yelled kicking the large boy multiple times.

"HAHA" laughed the Jashinists as the small twitchy kid started to stomp on the larger boy.

"Wait," said a random thug as he heard some whispering "Did you hear that?"

"Hear what? Asked another.

"I don't know sounded like whispering." Said the first thug.

"Ha sounds like one of them is still alive!" said the other thug said back.

"Go check it out!" Commanded Dai Tokai "If it the one of those guys kill them, if it's a girl" he grinned "bring her here so we may have some fun." He said making the others laugh.

"HA I hope it's that pink haired bitch see looks like fun!" Said one of the Jashinist.

"Please, you'll have more fun if it's that little girl" he smirked and licked his lip "If so funny to see their face just as your about to blow your load!" he laughed "It a combination between horror and pleasure, oh and the screams they make it get me so hard!" he said making a vulgar thrust.

"Haha, you're so twisted man!" the other thug said laughing.

"Not as twisted this little whore is going to be once we're done with her" said the thug as the smoke cleared showing a large yellow bush of some kind.

"The fuck is that?" shouted a thug towards his partner.

"How the fuck should I know man," the other shouted "I never finished high school.

"NEEDLE HELL!" shouted the bush as it shot hundreds of needles at the Jashinist stabbing them in various parts of their bodies.

"Ah" shouted a thug when a needle priced his eye ball into his brain killing him instantly.

"What the fuck!" shouted the other thug before a kunai pierced his skull making him fall to the ground.

"What the hell!?" shouted Dai Tokai "How!? How the fuck are you still alive!?" he asked yelling at the blonde and his friends as Naruto's hair receded to his shoulders.

"This changes things," Naruto said as his face became serious "Looks like I'm going have to even the odds" He said putting his fingers in a T shape.

Yama snorted "What the hell do think putting your fingers together going to do you…?" Poof! "WHAT IN THE FUCKING HELL!" he yells utterly surprised as he got swarmed by a mob of orange.

"Alright boys!" Naruto shouted towards his clones as his friends' jaws dropped to the ground. "Let's go buck wild!" he shouted drop kicking Dai Tokai ripping a piercing out.

"What in the fucking world!" thought Rito and the others at the same time except Lala who looked in awe "Daddy is definitely going to love you Naruto-kun!" she shouted as her fiancé's clones pinned Dai Tokai to the ground and started ripping out his piercings.

"Ah you bastard!" shouted Dai when Naruto ripped out the studs in his eyebrow.

"Shut the fuck up you sonabitch!" the blonde said getting a good hold of the Jashinist his earrings and ripped them off, making the boy yell out in pain as he covered his ears leaving his face exposed letting the ninja unleash a devastating barrage of punches to the thug until he was knocked out cold.

"Alright let's finish this!" Yelled the blonde to his clones as he threw Dai Tokai on a pile of either knocked out or broken limbs thugs.

"Right boss!" the clones cheered freaking out their friends as they still looked shell shocked.

Naruto and his copies formed a circle around the moan thugs. They formed a pattern of half of the Narutos holding their arms and pointing toward the pile, while the others turned right and held a hand to their mouth and suck in some air.

"Shockwave!" shouted the Narutos pointing at pile shooting lightning at the thugs.

"Great breakthrough!" shouted the Narutos with a hand to their mouths making a large gust of wind that combined with the lightning making a small electric tornado sucking the thugs up and shocking, making them scream in pain.

"Naruto Uzumaki style- Thunderstorm!" The Narutos shouted at once as the tornado reached its apex and threw the Jashinists all over the alley making them collide with the walls with loud 'smacks'!"

"Naruto-kun what was that?!" asked Yui shocked seeing her boyfriend use such amazing powers.

"I'll explain back at my house!" Naruto said as he and his clones picked up his friends as he heard sirens in the distance.

"What the hell are you anyways Naruto some kind of wizard!" shouted Rito as the ninja and his clones roof jumped to Naruto's home.

"Yeah does that make Jiraiya a master wizard and you his apprentice?"Asked Mikan in wonder, was the boy she had a crush on a wizard in training. Would that mean he fought against Dragon like in the fairy tales!

"That would explain why you call him 'Pervy Sage' all the time'" reasoned Haruna getting looks of realization on everyone's face. "That makes perfect sense." Thought everyone, they were always wondering why Naruto called his guardian a sage even though the man didn't look over 50.

"Haha, Yes I am the old prevs apprentice but no, we're not wizards."Naruto said laughing wizards that was a good one, although when you see someone make copies of himself, and then make a lighting tornado out of thin air he supposed wizard was a logical choice.

"Well if you aren't a wizard then what the hell are you, ya blonde bastard" Saruyama yelled getting jealous that his friend could do magic.

"Ha easy we're NINJAS!" Naruto yelled jumping over the highway making his friends scream out of fright.

…On top of a building near the Alley.

"What fuck happen here?" Arechi said looking at the police cars and ambulances carry off his associates.

"Hmm it seems like your boys failed Arechi." said a pretty purple haired teenage girl who wore a black cloak and corset along purple dress that went to her ankles down to her black stilettos boots. Her cleavage was exposed showing the symbol of Jashin tattooed on her left c-cup breast. Her makeup done in a Goth style, tear streaks going down her white as snow skin. Her luscious lips purple, from her lipstick. She had a piercing in the corner of mouth one that undoubtedly matched the one in her tongue. All in all in the girl was a beauty.

"How?" Arechi asked "It was only one fucking guy and a small group of his friends there's no way the guy could take down twenty of us." He said.

"The twenty of you," said the girl "Don't compare the rest of the brotherhood to your useless lot." She said sternly narrowing her eyes at the boy.

"Shut the hell up Maigo!" Shouted the trench wearing boy at the now identified Maigo "You maybe one of the elites but you're nothing but Father Hidan's personal fuck toy!" the boy said going to grab for the girl only to get stabbed thru the gut by the largest blade of Maigo's scythe that she pulled out her cloak

The girl looked at the boy angrily as she lean in and said "Now listen here boy and listen well!" she growled. "If you ever speak to me again like that again, I'm going to castrate you and shove a spike up your worthless asshole!" she snarled twisting the blade before ripping it out.

"I going to give you one more chance Arechi" the girl said bring the blade of her scythe to her hand."You have one month to grab the girl from the one you're trying to get revenge on." Maigo said gently wiping the blood off her blade and bringing it to her mouth. "If you even try fooling me by grabbing a random girl"… she paused as her skin become black with white markings on her body making her look like a walking skeleton. "I'll make you wish you wish you were never born." The girl said before jumping off the building. When she landed, she smacked against the ground hard hitting it with enough force to break every bone in her body. But amazingly the girl stood up and walked away with not even a scratch on her body.

CRACK! SNAP! CRACK! SNAP! CRACK! SNAP! CRACK! SNAP! CRACK! SNAP! CRACK! SNAP!

"AAAAHHHAHHHH!" screamed Arechi in pain as every bone in his snapped or cracked sending un-measureable amounts of pain throughout his body. "MAIGO YOU FUCKING BITCH!" he yelled as painfully laid on the ground waiting for his bones to knit back together.

Back with Naruto…

After roof hopping for about an hour Naruto and his friends finally made it the front of his house.

"Phew finally made it." Naruto said having his clones disappear after setting everyone down.

"Yeah thank god," said a slightly green Rito. Oh he was not good with heights.

"Oh quit your belly aching" said Naruto reaching for his front door.

Before Naruto even touch the door knob the door swung open revealing a pissed off Jiraiya whose hand clamped down hard on Naruto's head.

"Hehe, how it going sen-SEI!?" Naruto said screaming at the end as the sage threw Naruto into the house and against the living room wall.

The teens outside just stood there shocked after seeing the sage throw their friend into the house like he was a ragdoll of all things.

"Well just don't stand there, get inside!" commanded Jiraiya making everyone almost stumble over each else they suffer the man's wrath.

"Ow what the fuck was that for Pervy Sage?!" Naruto asked before the man grabbed him by the face and thrown onto a chair.

"Shut up ya little idiot!" the man shouted making the boy stayed silent; shocking his friends as they never thought they see the boy stay quiet. "Now tell me exactly why you thought it be reasonable for you to expose yourself?!" Jiraiya said glaring at his student. "Well, I'm fucking waiting!" he shouted.

"I had no choice alright!" shouted the blonde. "We got jumped by some Jashinist cultist." He said waiting for Jiraiya to snap at him but the let sage him continue "The same ones from three weeks ago only this time they didn't come alone. I defeated them easily no problem really, although I had to break a few arms and legs." He said before his face grew angry.

"But there was this one guy who I tied up so that whenever he moves he hurts his friend." Naruto stated. "But the bastard didn't care he just broke free and willing tore off the guy's arm!" he shouted getting angry. "When he said that he was going to have fun raping girls I lost it! I let him influence me and I killed the son of a bitch!" he yelled making Jiraiya go wide eyed and the others except Lala to look confused. "Who influence Naruto?"They thought.

"But the fucker didn't stay dead!" Naruto shouted making Jiraiya to look at his student with narrowed eyes. "The guy was impaled on a large metal pipe, and he pulled himself off and he had a hole that you see all the way thru!" he said making his friends go pale as they remembered the large thug. "And then the rest of them woke up and started to snap their limbs back together." He said not seeing his masters eyes widen.

"When they started to rise back up I thought I somehow feel asleep watching the Zombie movie we saw and that I was dreaming. That was until I remembered that all the dreams I been having lately involved nothing but hot naked women and the girls still had their clothes on" He said making Jiraiya grin as the boy was starting to see things his way, the boy's friends on the other hand sweat dropped not believing he thought about that in the middle of fight.

"Then one of those psychos those a fucking grenade of all thing making me use the Needle Jizo jutsu, thank you again for teaching that sensei." Naruto said getting a nod from the sage. "Then after killing two of the thugs using Needle hell I bum rushed the rest of them with shadow clones and then used my Thunderstorm Jutsu knocking out all of them." He stated.

Jiraiya sighed "Alright I understand." "But now this only confirms what I feared." The Sage said looking serious. "Naruto it appears the Akatsuki are in Japan." He said shocking his student.

"Wait they followed us!" shouted Naruto.

"No, they would have attack us as soon as I bought this house." Said the Sage. "They came here not even knowing we passed the Veil." he said confusing the teens.

"Wait what's the Akatsuki and what Veil are you talking about?" asked Rito not understanding what the two of them were talking about.

"You didn't tell them yet did you." Jiraiya said.

"I thought it would be best to ask you first before I mucked anything up" the blonde said shrugging.

"Wow, I actually managed to beat the stupid out of you!" Jiraiya said grinning when the blonde said "Fuck off!"

"Well I guess I should start with the Veil as it will help simplify things." He said taking a deep breath. "The Veil I guess is comparable to the Bermuda triangle seeing that sometimes ships and planes will go missing in it never to be seen again." He said making the teens go wide eyed.

"But the people are seen again by the inhabitants of the continent hidden beyond the Veil. A continent that me and this chuckle head are from." He said smacking his student upside the head.

"But wait how come nobody ever heard of this hidden continent or this magical Veil?"Asked Yui.

"Well the Veil produces an illusion that makes those not from the continent steer clear of it by constantly making them adjust their heading completely bypassing it. When people do crash on the island they are usually the ones that don't even bother to check their instruments." The sage sated.

"How can something like that make an illusion that can cover an entire continent?" Yui asked again.

"Because the illusion was made by powerful demon." Said Jiraiya sated.

"Yeah right you expect me to believe that demons are real," snorted Saruyama "What's next you're going to tell me they are such things as aliens." He laughed making Naruto, Jiraiya and Lala to laugh a little bit.

"Well," started Naruto slowly looking at Lala who was wagging her tail making everyone jaws drop.

"Oh you have got to be fucking kidding me," said Risa making everyone sweat drop.

"One story at a time damnit!" said the Sage not wanting to start on another subject. "While no one knows the details there once was a Giant ten tailed demon, called the Juubi a being of pure madness and destruction."

"The creature used to roam the earth causing nothing but death where ever it went, until a single man known as the Sage of Six Paths challenged the demon in battle. The Sage was the founder of ninjutsu the ability to harness one charka or inner energy and transform it and use in for different things, such as Naruto's clones or to shoot lightning from one's hand." Jiraiya explained.

"Wait so can anyone use ninjutus?" asked Saruyama hoping to be able to have something akin to super powers.

"Ha I'm sorry to say no as you need to start young in order to perform Jutsu." The sage stated.

"Fucking typical!" Saru yelled throwing up his arms.

"Well even if you did manage to use Jutus you wouldn't be as strong as people from the elemental nations" the sage said.

"Selective breeding" stated Mio.

"Yep" the sage said simply. "Anyways onto the story boys and girls" Jiraiya said ignoring the looks the teens gave him. "The Sage couldn't defeat the demon using normal means so instead the Sage sealed the demon inside his body which I think resulted in the Veil's creation." Jiraiya theorized.

"After a few decades years the sage grew old and before his time came he spilt the demon into nine lesser demons." The ninja said shocking the teens.

Jiraiya then went off and listed the demons "The Ichibi a one tail raccoon. The Nibi a two tail cat. The Sanbi a three tailed turtle. The Yonbi a four giant ape. The Gobi a dolphin horse hybrid with five tails." He paused "Hey don't look at me that way, it's a demon all logic is throw out the window!" he said as everyone looked at him like he was crazy. "Anyway there's the Rokubi a six tailed slug. The Nanabi is a seven winged beetle."

"Wait, how can a bug fly with an uneven amount of wing?" asked Rito.

"I don't know, but I think the wings are on its ass, again demon, logic thrown out the window." Jiraiya said shrugging. "Let's see then there is the Hachibi, an ox and octopus hybrid, again….." he started.

"Out the window." Said everyone.

"Yeah," the sage said rubbing his neck "and then finally there is the most powerful, the Kyuubi a nine tailed Fox.

"Damn Fox" growled Naruto making everyone look at him curiously.

"Naruto-kun?" asked Yui.

"It's up to you brat" Jiraiya said seating back in lazy boy.

Lala walked over to her fiancé and grabbed his hand for support. "It okay Naruto-kun they your friends they'll understand." She said reassuringly.

"Yeah but what if they don't. What if they reject me?" Naruto asked her "What if she rejects me?" he said whispering.

"She won't Naruto-kun she loves you too much to be like them." Lala said kissing him on the cheek. "Just as I do." She said making him feel warm inside.

"Lala-chan" Naruto said to the girl.

"Yes Naruto-kun?" she asked.

"Thank you I needed that." He said making the girl smile.

"This isn't going to be easy for me, so please bear with me." Naruto said to his friends. He took a deep breath. "On the day I was born the Fox attack the village I lived in, it's the reason why I'm an orphan." He said shocking his friends.

"When it attacked the village it killed hundreds nothing was able stop it as it destroyed everything in sight. And just when all hope seemed lost the Leader of the village the Fourth Hokage fought the demon and then sealed it away into the only child born that day." He said putting his hand on his stomach shocking the teens.

"Naruto-kun you don't mean?" asked Yui silently.

"Yes Yui-chan the Hokage sealed the demon inside me in order to save the village from destruction." He said fearing what her reaction would be. "This is it she going to yell at me and say she never wants to see me again!" he thought.

"Yui-chan I understand if you don't want to be with me anymore," he said looking down at the ground. "I understand if none of you want to see me again." He looking at the people he considers precious.

"Just know that our time together was the happiest time in my life." He said going to walk towards his room before he heard footsteps a felt a hand on his shoulder.

"Yui-chan?" he said looking at the girl before she pulled him forward and kissed him on the lips.

"You're such an idiot sometimes Naruto-kun." The girl said hugging him pressing herself into his chest. "There no way you could be a demon not with the kind heart you have." She said hugging him tighter. "I love you Naruto-kun and nothing will ever change that." She kissed him again.

"Yui-chan" Naruto said wrapping his arms around the girl. He felt more pairs of arms wrap around him.

"You're Naruto Uzumaki one of the best friends me and my idiot brother ever had." Mikan said hugging his left arm.

"You're the one of kindest boys in school." Said Haruna putting a hand on his shoulder.

"You're too fun to be around to be a demon Naruto-kun" Mio said putting a hand on his other shoulder.

Naruto felt another person wrap around his back and then jumped a little he felt a pair of hands rub his stomach, "I've been pursuing King Dong for too long," said Risa "I won't let something little like a demon inside you stop me from conquering him!" she laughed at the end.

"You know where I stand Naruto-kun!" said Lala hugging his right arm making him smile.

"If it wasn't for you I still be single," said Rito giving him thumbs up.

"MAN WHY DOES EVERYTHING AWESOME HAPPEN TO YOU!" cried Saruyama. "I mean really, you get to have multiple girls, you're strong, you're a ninja, and now you have a powerful demon inside you! This is bullshit! What's next? When you marry Lala you become next in line for king of the universe?" he screamed.

"Umm?" said Lala, Jiraiya and Naruto at the same time.

"OH YOU HAVE GOT TO BE SHITTING ME!" Saruyama yelled as he cried tears of unfair bullshit!

"I sorry man I'm just that lucky" said Naruto "Why do think I want to gamble. Ow! Where the fuck did you keep that!" Yelled Naruto as Yui randomly pulled out her trusty Dictionary of Fucking Pain!

"It's like superman it knows when it's needed," Yui said after she got the book from Haruna's bag "now hold still while I hit you for cursing!"

"Oh come on it's my fucking house!" Wham! "Ow! Fucking stop!" Wham! Wham! "Alright I get it, no more using the f word, now stop hitting me!" Naruto cried making everyone laugh.

"Ha ha alright while this has been a fun night I think it's time for you all to get out of my house!" Jiraiya said making a shoeing motion.

"Alright you guys heard the grumpy pervert." Naruto said sighing "Do any of you guys want escorts?" Naruto asked putting his hand in a t symbol.

"No we all should be okay as the cops patrol this neighborhood," said Rito "Hey Haruna-chan let me walk you home" called running after the girl.

"Alright if you're all sure" called Naruto to his friends before turning around to see Yui still in the house.

"Girl what are you still doing here?" asked Jiraiya his pervert senses tingling as his hand moved on its own looking for his notepad.

"Umm I was wondering if I could spend the night here." Yui asked nervously.

"What?" shouted/asked Naruto, "What about your parents, hell what about your freaking brother!" he shouted.

"I personally am all for it." Jiraiya said giving a thumbs to the boy.

"Don't you think they be against you staying the night at your boyfriends house?" Naruto asked glaring at his teacher.

"I'll just tell them I'm spending the night with Lala-chan." Yui said bluntly. "They still don't know that she lives with you." She said shrugging.

"Hahaha oh my god brat," laughed the white hair "Have I told you that you're my greatest student ever!" he praised. "Oh if the Hime was here she gut me like a fish for showing you my ways HAHA!" he said smacking his knee. The sage grabbed his notepad and started to rapidly write in it, "It's alright Yui-chan with me, but it's up to you to convince your parents." He said already having two paragraphs done.

After a long winded conversation Yui had finally convince her parents to let her spend the night.

After every one took a shower it was time for bed, something Naruto was more than happy to do as he was mental exhausted.

"Um Lala-chan why are you naked?" Naruto heard Yui say in the hallway.

"Oh I always sleep in the nude Yui-neechan." Lala giggled.

"Alright but why are you exactly heading for Naruto-kun room?" Yui said making Naruto freeze. "Oh shit!" he thought.

"Because married couples always sleep together." Lala said like it was common knowledge.

"Sigh I guess I'm going to join." Yui said fully aware Naruto was listening in.

"What!?" Naruto shouted opening the door.

"Don't look at me that way we boyfriend and girlfriend!" Yui said while wearing one of his shirts. "Besides Lala says you can have multiple wives," she said looking away shyly. "So I should sleep in your bed like any other couple." She said blushing.

In Chibi land, Chibi Naruto was standing before a blackboard with the words 'Operation Threesome' written up top. Chibi walk up to the board and made a check mark on the board under a section that said 'Step 1 convince Yui-chan to sleep in your bed along with Lala-chan'. Chibi then turned around and gave Naruto a thumbs up and said "We're the third of the way there Boss! Now you just got to get complete Step 2 and get her naked, then we can precede with Step 3 the penetration!" it laughed perversely.

"Oh I have got to be dreaming" said Naruto as he and the girls laid down Lala grabbing his right arm and Yui grabbing his left.

"Oh it's very real Naruto-kun" said Yui kissing him on the cheek.

"You're a lucky man Naruto-kun." Lala giggled.

"I love you both" Naruto said holding the girls tightly to him.

"We love you too Naruto-kun" the girls said kissing on the cheeks before falling asleep embracing each other's warmth.

Down stairs…..

"Lucky brat." Said Jiraiya writing another letter to Tsunade tell her that his fears had come turn that he had found the Akatsuki's nest and that they were going to need back up for the foreseeable future.

Knock. Knock. Went the front door.

"Hmm I wonder who could that be," Jiraiya said sarcastically already know who was at the door.

"Hello Zastin how are you this evening?" Jiraiya said to the Devilukean Knight.

"I'm fine Jiraiya-sama are Naruto-dono and Lala-sama available?" he asked.

"No actually their not," Jiraiya said seriously "They've had a rough night and need all the sleep they can get." He said sternly

"Sigh, I guess the King's message can wait till tomorrow" sigh the Knight.

"Yeah you don't want to wake up Naruto when he is so blissfully sleeping" the Sage shivered the last time he woke up Naruto without some food the boy drop kicked him the nuts.

"Very well I shall return in the morning" Zastin said before being beam to his ship.

"Sigh, why can't your life be normal boy?" The sage asked looking up stairs.

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Alright done.

Again this is another chapter I didn't have to do jack. Alright Demon transformation chapter is next…..man it going to be a pain in the ass.

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Sigh…oh well.

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