Entry No. 735
Date: 23/03/12
12:00 PM
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Yosh! It's Umi here with some grand announcement!
…Yeah, I was paid to type that. Anyway! I'm sure you guys know that we have been very lazy with this column, even though some people – Squalo mainly – would deny that fact. Miss Curious Bird herself has been a lazy-arseakjdbnaskdjnld
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12:23 PM
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Motherfucking shit-balls, goddammit!
Urgh, sorry guys, Miss Curious Bird threw a book at my head and Squalo tried to stab me. Again. FFF. Anyway, what was I going to type? Uh…oh yeah! We've been lazy arses but we've also been busy with missions so you can't blame us! You can, however, put all of your blame on Miss Curious Bird for being a lazy, no-good manager. So go on and send in your hate to her! Hahaha!
Oh, and thanks a whole crud load for trying to set me up on a date with Bel on Valentines Day, guys. I totally appreciated the kind and lovely gesture.
Just to be clear, that was sarcasm at its finest.
And to Kanako Arichi: NO. No threesome with Squalo and Bel. Just. No. Squalo almost threw me out the window when he read that comment of yours and Bel made comments on my chest size – which is really perverted and creepy of him - and just no, no, no, no, NO. Urgh. That was a painful and horrible day...
And to you guys who think Squalo and I am a good couple – I'm directing this at mainly you, XxxBloody HimeXxx despite the fact I find you hilarious as all 'ell – NO. He's a bazillion years older than me. It's creepy. If anything, the shark hippie should be paired with Xanxus. I know those two have some sort of sexual tension going on there, even if they deny it. DAMMIT. I WILL FIND EVIDENCE OF THEIR ATTRACTION TO EACH OTHER!
Ahem. Anyway! Onto more important notes. Yes, we're very lazy and busy with other things and have been going on hiatus a lot with this column and we – well, Lussuria, Miss Curious Bird and I – apologize for that and hope that you readers are still with us on this because:
*Insert bad-arse drum roll here*
WE'RE BACK IN ACTION, BABY~!
From now on, we'll have at least weekly updates on either Saturday or Sunday and will be catching up with the previous 17 or so questions we had received earlier when we had started this column. You guys can still send in questions but we're still going to be slow as 'ell with them - especially since we're doing them in the order we received them - so we hope you don't mind that and continue to enjoy our weird arse and insulting answers! :D
And joining us in our replies is my distant cousin, Yurie! She'll be helping us in our replies so be nice to her guys or shit will go down and, lord, the Varia does not need another psychotic person around here. In other words, welcome her with a lot of love and hugs 'cause everyone loves hugs. Yep. Uh-huh. Well, except Mammon and Gokudera and Squalo and Hibari and Xanxus and a whole lot of other people. I don't know why they don't like hugs. Hugs are nice. Wait. I'm getting off topic again.
Uh...oh yeah! So yes! Yurie will be joining us in replying to your questions and giving out advice! Along with her is Miss Curious Bird's cousin, RandomOtakuness, who will be helping Miss Curious Bird manage the psychotic idiots here who aren't doing their jobs properly!
Now before I jump off my laptop and dye Squalo's hair a hot pink – courtesy to our new reader Kiri no Dragon Slayer for the hilarious idea – I have one final thing to say:
I LOVE YOU GUYS~!
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-Umi
I'm sorry for the hiatus but I'm back! :'D There'll be weekly updates this time and my cousin will be sort of helping me out with this. I love you guys so much for putting up with my absence and odd updates! Cyber hugs and love for everyone!
And if you haven't already, please vote on my poll that's on my profile! Thank you! ; u ;