Authors Note: There weren't that many deleted scenes actually but these were the only ones I could remember/find siiiiigh there WERE more but they either got rejected for being not funny or boring or didn't make any sense.
In Between Dimensions: Deleted Scenes:
Evind: Deleted Scene from Where's Platyborg? Part 1
"Platyborg how do you feel?"
The cyborg gave the scientist an icy glare "I feel like I wanna hit you with a car repeatedly and then tie you to a chair and then torture you with no food for days"
Doofenshmirtz' eye widened.
D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D
"Let me go! You know I don't like being restrained!" Platyborg struggled against the metal arm and leg restraints.
"Quiet Platyborg, there's something wrong with you; I have to give you a full body scan" Alt Doof typed on a keyboard on a large control panel.
"There's nothing wrong with me! I feel fi-" The cyborgs eyes turned into an evil glare and his voice turned raspy "Let me go mortal! Or you shall die an untimely and painful death! Mwahahahahahaha!" Then his eyes turned back to normal and he looked confused.
"Nothing wrong with you, huh?" Doofenshmirtz scoffed and clicked a final button.
A blue light trailed up and down the cyborgs body, scanning him.
"Scan complete" said a female computerized voice.
"Just what I expected" Alt Doof nodded.
"What? What's wrong with me?"
"Remember when I turned you evil?"
"No"
"Well, it seems that the evil mind that replaced yours is trying to take over completely"
"Is that bad?"
"If you like having your own mind then yes, it's bad but that's not the half of it"
"What more could there be to it?"
"Remember the time you died and I brought you back to life?"
"Yeah, you hit me in the face with a shovel; how could I forget?"
"Well-"
Platyborg's eyes turned into that glare again and his voice changed "You will get much worse than a shovel to the face when I'm done with you! All of you! Mwahahahahahahaha!"
"I'll be back Platyborg I have to go get some tools"
"I am not Platyborg! I am the more evil mind! I am Evind!"
"Just stay put Platyborg and I'll be back"
"I am Evind!"
"Yeah, yeah, yeah" Doofenshmirtz waved his hand and left the room.
Bracelets: Deleted Drabble
"Why am I wearing all these bracelets again?" Platyborg asked, staring at his wrist which was now covered in rainbow bracelets.
Wall.E sighed "I told you dude! Each bracelet represents something you would do with a girl"
"But what EXACTLY do they mean?"
The robot whispered in the cyborg's ear and Platyborg's face immediately turned to a look of disgust.
"But I wouldn't do ANY of those things"
"No one has to know that though, it's just for show! Do you want to get some or not?"
"Some of what exactly?"
"Nevermind! I'm out of here"
"You're leaving already?"
"Of course, Doofus banned me from the building remember? After the whole underwear drawyer incident"
"Oh yeah, well later dude" Platyborg watched as the robot jumped out the window.
*KNOCK, KNOCK*
"Come in"
The door opened and Doofenshmirtz walked in "Platyborg there's someone here to see you"
"Send them up"
"Whatever" The scientist turned to leave but looked back "Why're you wearing all those colorful bracelets?"
"Uh…well…it's the new style! Yeah! Let's go with that"
"Well it looks like a unicorn threw up on your arm, I can't imagine how that would be cool; but then again I also don't think that coffee shop downtown is cool either"
"Well you're too old to know what's cool" Platyborg; after realizing what he just said, covered his mouth and stared in horror. He waited.
…
"Whatever" Doofenshmirtz shrugged and walked out.
"Not even a death threat? It's like he was hit with a Dull and Boring-inator or something…"
*1st Dimension*
"CURSE YOU PERRY THE PLATYPUS!" Doofenshmirtz-1 shouted "Not only did you actually use the door like a civilized person but you opened up a portal to the 2nd Dimension AND you destroyed my Dull and Boring-inator again! AND you caused a beam to shoot into the portal! What is WRONG with you? You're so selfish! I-I can't even look at you right now! Get out! Scoot!" The scientist ushered the platypus out and slammed the door with a frown "And you better break down my door tomorrow! Unbelievable!"
Perry continued to stand in the hall in bewilderment.
What the heck just happened?
*2nd Dimension*
"Hi baby!" Semira smiled.
"Hey"
"Are those bracelets?" The female platypus stepped forward.
Platyborg backed up nervously "Uh…"
Semira grinned evilly.
"GET AWAY FROM ME!"
Sleep: Deleted Scene from Last of the Drabbles (next chapter):
Doofenshmirtz watched the cyborg sleep. The cyborg stirred in his sleep and whimpered. He was having another nightmare, the scientist stroked his fur and his twitching ceased. Why did Platyborg keep having nightmares? And more importantly what were they about?
The cyborg would never tell him, no matter how much the scientist urged him and told him that it would help to talk about it.
Maybe one day Platyborg would tell him about it, then the dictator would be able to destroy those pesky nightmares forever.
But for now he'd comfort him, that's all he could do.
