Dearest Varia,

I like this guy but sadly, he likes my friend. He doesn't even realize my feelings for him and keeps chatting with my friend. When he got into trouble, I did cry and tried to help him but sadly, after he was okay, first person he texted was my friend. I felt hurt. What should I do? Should I let go my feelings or what?

-XxDiamondRinxx

Dear Varia,

This guy likes me, but I think he suited my friend better. I do like him, but I like seeing him with my best friend. :)) I think they make a cute couple. I tried to push them together and stay out of it, and I did wash away the feelings. And he told me he wanted to text my friend as soon as he got okay, but he has no credits, thus using an Internet for mobile application. How should I get this guy to see that my best friend is the one for him?

-VongolaXII

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Entry No. 736

Date: 31/03/13

1:34 PM

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…VongolaXII?

VOI! SINCE WHEN DID THAT BRAT HAVE A GRANDCHILD? AND WHY THE FUCK WEREN'T WE TOLD ABOUT IT? SHITTY LITTLE BRAT, I'LL FUCKING MURDER HIM!

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Entry No. 737

Date: 31/03/13

1:43 PM

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Haha, Squalo sounds like a jealous wife!

And about your problem, let me figure this out. It's sort of, uh, confusing to me. So let's see, XxDiamondRinxx likes a guy but that guy likes VongolaXII, who also happens to like that guy as well. So. Two girls like one guy. Uh. Wouldn't that be a problem?

I mean, I'm just saying here 'cause it seems like VongolaXII likes that guy too and is just suppressing her feelings for him, which isn't very good for you, might I add. People tend to explode in rage or depression when they suppress their feelings, aha.

So, in my professional opinion, you girls talk it out, ditch the guy, and go cake shopping. Cakes make everyone feel better~!

And dear god, we suck at giving advice on romance. You people should know that by now. I mean seriously, I don't think any of us has ever been in a proper, stable relationship. This is just a note to future advice seekers who need help in romance. Just saying. Oh. And forget about Bel and Fran's answers. Those two aren't of any help.

-Umi

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Entry No. 738

Date: 31/03/13

1:48 PM

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Hai hai! Yurie here! Nice to make your acquaintance Stranger-chan!

To XxDiamondRinxx. Why, why, why, why?! Why are you doing this to yourself?! ASDFGHJKL! My advice to you is simple, TAKE A LEAP OF FATE! Muster up the courage to tell him how you feel! If things don't work out then forget about him and move on with your life, he had his chance. Think about it, is it really worth the tears and heartache holding on to someone who doesn't see you? IS IT?! We both know the answer to that is no.

To VongolaXII

EHHHHHH?! What? Why? Wahh? YOUR QUESTION RAISES SO MANY QUESTIONS A

Firstly: Are you 100% sure that you aren't interested? Because if you are things could get a little messy later on, like one of Umi-po's conversation with Bel-pyon.

Secondly: Does he still has feelings for you?! If yes then maybe this isn't the best time to be setting him up with your friend.

Thirdly: Is your friend even slightly interested in him? If not, you might be setting him up for further rejection in the future

Now that that's all cleared up, time to move on to operation a! Don't ask me why it's operation a cause it just is.

Step 1 - Hint to him how you think they'd make a good pair (don't force it upon him)
Step 2 - Create opportunities for them to be together i.e. go on a group hangout, have lunch together or even go out to the movies etc..
Step 3 - Don't always try to force them to be alone together because sometimes that just makes things awkward.
Step 4 - If they wander off together alone, it's a good sign that they are interested so leave them be!
Step 5 - Finally, there comes a time when your job is done and you should leave the rest up to fate

Any who, I'm off! Umi-po and I are going shopping for some neon pink nail polish to use on Squ-pi while he sleeps hur hur hur Ciao for now!

- Yurie

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Entry No. 739

Date: 31/03/13

1:52 PM

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Hm. XxDiamondRinxx and VongolaXII. Shishi.

So, I assume that Diamond Rin likes diamonds and the name Rin, if it isn't your own name, and the other is related, if not the child, of that Sawada brat. For your sake, little miss VongolaXII, you better not be the child of that brat or else our boss will throw a fit and shoot everything.

Ushishishi, and I say you stab the miserable peasant and move on~! Since he's the root of both of your problems, it's always best to just get rid of the problem, correct? And then you two could just come over to the prince's room at the Varia mansion and I'll show you a good time~!

-The Prince

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Entry No. 740

Date: 31/03/13

1:56 PM

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Get rid of him and find separate men to like. Don't forget to send in my payment before the end of the week.

-Mammon

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Entry No. 741

Date: 31/03/13

1:57 PM

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Ma, how come no girls ever fight over me? Don't I deserve some fangirls and love? I'm quite sure I deserve some, even more so than the fallen prince. But enough about my troubles, let's solve your troubles, because that's what I'm apparently here to do.

My answer. Forget him. This is far more trouble than it's worth, honestly. But I'm here for both of you so that should be fine.

-Fran

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Entry No. 742

Date: 31/03/13

1:59 PM

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Well, VongolaXII, I don't think it would be a good idea to push someone into liking someone else if they have feelings for you. I believe it would be best if you, XxDiamondRinxx, forget your feelings for him and move on if he's causing so much hurt to you. Perhaps try talking this out with your friend VongolaXII? It would definitely help settle the situation.

Oh, and terribly sorry for the late reply, darlings. We've been awfully busy here, but feel free to write back to us if you need to~!

-Lussuria

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