1, 2, 3, 4, 5,6…..7! Is Here!

Ok this is one of the chapters I thankfully didn't have to alter that much so that's why it's out right now.

Ok reader response time.

Daniel 29 – Have you been reading the story at all? Mito Uzumaki is the first Kyuubi Jinchuriki and the Grandmother of Tsunade. Kushina is the second and Naruto's mom. And is the generation after Kushina making him a second GENERATION Jinchuriki. I didn't forget anything… Mito is like Kushina's great aunt or something.

Skywolf99- oops ill fix that. Thank goodness it was in the author notes.

Kage88- np bro.

Harem list…

Lala Satalin Deviluke

Yui Kotegawa

Yami aka Golden Darkness

Risa Momioka

Saki Tenjouin

Oc Rouge Female Urban Veil ninja -Isabella Bea-sexy Latina ninja.

Oc Female Jashinist Heretic-Maigo Tamashi (Means- Lost child, Soul) full on Goth girl.

Mikan Yuuki

Oshizu Murasame

Momo Veila Deviluke

Run Elsie Jewelria-nothing sexual until her and Ren split into two beings. But Run will flirt a lot.

And finally Ryouko Mikado

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Chapter 7- You think you scare me?

….. A few days later.

"Commander Zastin!" shouted the redheaded underling of Zastin "We've detected an unidentified spaceship. It will soon be in the Earth's atmosphere." He said.

"So they're starting to show up" Zastin said holding his chin.

"What shall we do commander?" asked the blonde hair underling.

"Nothing" Said Zastin sitting in his chair and opening up a certain orange book.

"Nothing?" asked the red head. "But what about Lady Lala?!" he asked/shouted.

"Orders from the King himself Maul, we are to ignore anyone coming to Earth." Zastin said sternly.

"May I ask why sir?" Maul asked.

"Simple the King wishes to see how Naruto-dono stacks up against the other suitors." Explain the Knight as he spun in his chair and read his book and giggled.

….

"Achoo!" sneezed Naruto in the middle of biology class.

"Hmm you okay Naruto-kun?" asked Lala who sat next to him. "You're not getting sick are you?" she said pressing her forehead next to his, making the boy blush a little.

"No I'm fine Lala-chan," the blonde said politely making the girl sit back down "Besides, I haven't been sick a day in my life thanks to my 'condition'" he stated at the end making quotation marks in the air.

"Really?" asked Lala amazed.

Naruto then felt a pair of arms wrap around him and something slip into his pocket, "Why yes, Naruto-kun has always been a big and healthy boy." a voice said lustfully.

"Good afternoon to you as well Risa-chan!" Naruto yelped as the girl bit his earlobe.

"You could make it a good afternoon for me, if you made me feel like I was at a rodeo and let me ride you reverse cow girl style." She whispered in his ear, as she put one of her hands in his pocket and grabbed a certain organ, making the boy jump from the sudden contact.

"The hell, Risa-chan?!" Naruto said slapping away the girl's hand.

"Oh my!" said Risa with shock "I didn't think it was possible but King Dong got bigger!" she waved herself off as she went red in the face.

"Oh I can't wait to tell Yui-neechan!" Lala said. "She is going to be so excited!" she said as she went over to the black girl.

"Great, now Yui-chan is going to get on to me for do something shameless!" Naruto groaned. "Did you have to joke about that Risa-chan?" he asked the girl who was still red in the face.

"I wasn't joking." The girl said drooling as she looked at his lap making the boy blink and looked down.

"I thought I was imagining things!" he thought to himself.

…..Meanwhile in the hallway.

A large lizard looking creature by the name of Ghi Blee peeked his head through the window of the class room door.

"So this is Lala-chan's fiancé, fshooo" the creature said to itself. "Who is this other girl grabbing onto him, fshooo?" it asked looking at Risa as she was grabbing at Naruto's pants.

"Just let me have it already!" he heard the girl say. "Not in class god damnit!" Lala's fiancé said.

"Huh? What is this Lala-chan is not getting mad, fshooo?" the alien said as it saw Lala now sitting next to the two and actually cheer the other girl on "Go Risa-neechan go!"

"She actually is ok with him having another girl, jealousy!" he said to himself….. (Someone was dropped on their damn head.)

"I can't forgive that bastard!" said Ghi Blee to himself. 'Once again'

"What are you doing in that costume" said the voice of a small pudgy man. "The only people allowed to wear costumes in my school are the young beautiful girls!" the little perverted gremlin thought.

"Huh!?" Ghi Blee said confused.

"Hmm it's very well made," the principal said to the alien thinking he was wearing a costume. 'Technically he is' "Hmm I wonder if I can convince him to make some costume for the cute girls!' thought the man.

"Who are you?" said Ghi Blee stepping closer to the man.

"I'm this School's principal." Sated the midget.

"Principal? I see!" said Ghi Blee "I can use your form to my advantage, fshooo." He said to the man as his form changed shape becoming an exact replica of the man before him scaring the poor guy.

"Giboshee!" said the alien knocking the man out with a ray of some kind. The laughing alien then dragged the stubby man to a secluded spot so that he can start his plan.

…..Back in the class room.

"Alright class calm down" the teacher said. "Thank you, now class begin dissecting your frogs"

"Just to make sure these are frog not toads?" Naruto asked wanting to make sure it was a frog. He really didn't want to get bitch slapped by the Chief Toad, he seen that done to Jiraiya, no way in hell was it going to happen to him.

"Um yeah, these are frogs not toads, why do you ask Uzumaki-san?" the teacher asked.

"Well toads are sacred to my Godfather, so he be mortified if this was a toad." Naruto said honestly.

"Oh I see." The teacher nodded, it made sense when he thought about it as some families believed certain animals were sacred.

As everyone was about to begin dissecting their amphibians Lala said "Naruto what does he mean by 'dissect?'"

"We're going to open up this frog's stomach." Naruto said now that he knew it was a frog, no bitch slapping for him haha!

"Why?" asked Lala as she didn't understand why they were cutting open the animals.

"To learn more about how a body works as frog have similar anatomy as humans." He answered easily, as he had to do this in the ninja academy. He actually did well in that class, mainly because Iruka was the supervisor.

"Learn more?" asked Lala as the tone of her voice changed. "I rather learn more about you Nar-u-to-kun." She said sexily.

"Now?" said Naruto getting up from his seat nervously. He knew that tone of voice. Horny Lala had surfaced.

….

Ever since his transformation Lala had become way friendlier. He didn't know why but lately Lala would act like she was in heat! He guessed that Lala had an attraction to power, physical power.

When he went to bed that first night after practicing sword stances with Zastin, 'Zastin believed it be best if he started taking lessons

Lala jumped him. She ripped off his pants and underwear, and sucked him like a vacuum cleaner! From there, nature took its course. He never heard anyone scream so loud!

The two of them had got at it so hard, that the next day both of them walked with a limp more so Lala who had to be carried around school for the next two days. When they went down stairs Jiraiya had a big grin on his as he had a stack of twenty papers in front of him, and a banner that said 'Welcome to Manhood Naruto!' Surprisingly Naruto didn't drop kick the sage, although he did curse him out. He now knew why his master acted the way he did.

From then on Naruto and Lala had wild and loud sex almost every night. And Naruto also noticed that Lala would always talk to Yui and each time the girl would go wide eyed and blush. Something told the blonde ninja to tell Zastin that he would be busy this weekend, very busy.

….Present

"Now Lala-chan you got to remember that we're in school" the boy said holding his hands up and taking a step back.

"Oh I know Naruto-kun" said Horny Lala as she put her breast against his hands. "I just want to dissect you!" she said happily as she held a pair of tweezers.

"Yeah I know what you mean by dissect!" Naruto said running out of the room and down the hall Lala right on his heels. What people didn't know was that the two of them were going to have themselves some adult fun on the roof.

…. Around lunch time….

The 'principal' walked into the classroom that Risa and everyone was having lunch. He scanned the room until his head stopped on the figure of the blonde girl.

"You girl!" the 'principal' called but only getting the attention of Saruyama "Momioka-chan" called Saru getting the girl's attention. "The principal wants you" he said.

"Yes" said Risa.

"I need to talk to you girl." The 'principal' said seriously.

"Okay." Said the dirty blonde haired girl. "Oh no this has got to be about me almost jacking off Naruto-kun in biology class!" she inwardly screamed. She knew she may have gone too far that time.

"Good follow me" said the 'principal' walking out of the room with Risa right behind him.

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"OH GOD YES!" screamed Lala as she rode on top of Naruto bucking her hips.

"Man you been getting more and wild Lala-chan" Naruto said flipping her over and taking her doggy style. "I mean really in school?" he said thrusting deep into the pinkette getting a loud scream from the girl.

"I sorry Naruto-kun, it's just when Risa-neechan said you got bigger I just had to see for mySELF!" she scream as Naruto thrusted and smacked her ass.

"And that's another thing since when have you called Risa-chan, neechan?" he asked grabbing her tail and tickled her at its base making the girl squirm.

"AH OH BY THE POWER OF A SUPERNOVA!" screamed Lala as she had an orgasm. "Well Yui-neechan and I had a talk and we both agree that it might a good idea to have another girl in the harem and Risa-neechan is obliviously willing." She said removing herself off her fiancé and grabbed his member and started jacking it.

"Why?" Naruto asked as Lala took his member into her mouth. "Oh god she give good head!" he shouted inside his head.

Lala with her mouth full just pointed at the dick in her mouth.

"Oh." said Naruto as he grabbed the girl's head and started thrusting making the girl moan when he finally blew.

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"Ah well looks like I don't have to worry about lunch" Lala said satisfied as she wiped the excess off of her and lick it off her hand.

"Ha well I glad your satisfied." Said Naruto buttoning up his pants.

"I just want to know why you won't leave it inside" Lala pouted as she dress herself.

"Because I really don't want to piss off your father by getting you pregnant before we're married" Naruto said paling.

"Well we better hurry up and get married as I want to give you a family as soon as I can!" the girl said hugging him.

"Lala-chan." Naruto said quietly as held the girl.

"You grew up without a family Naruto-kun; I just want you to know what it feels like." Lala said holding him close. "And I know you'll make a good father!" said the princess as she kissed his cheek.

"Lala-chan I…." Naruto started before his phone rang. "Sigh, way to ruin the mood Risa-chan" he said answering his phone. "Yeah Risa-chan, are the teachers looking for me and Lala-chan?" He asked.

"No but I'm looking for you, fshoo" said a voice on the phone.

"Who is this!?" demanded Naruto.

"Someone that you stole from you bastard! Fshooo" said the voice.

"And what was that you fucking bitch!?" snarled the blonde as his finger nails became claws.

"Why Princess Lala-chan!" Snapped the voice.

"She doesn't belong to anyone you fucker!" growled the Half Demon.

"Oh is that so, well I guess I'll take this girl then, hahaha fshooo!" cackled the voice as it sent a text.

Naruto's phone beeped as a text was received showing a passed out Risa wrapped up in a bunch of tentacles.

"YOU MOTHER FUCKER!" roared Naruto as his rage was building making all his teeth become sharp.

"Hahaha," laughed Ghi Blee "If you want this girl back in one piece then you'll bring the Princess and come alone, if you can find me hahahaha.

"I'll be there deadman!" Naruto said hanging up took something out of his pocket and looked at a bracelet that was on his wrist.

The bracelet was a gift from Lala, which like Peke could swap the clothing he wore only it also had combat armor in it as well. The device could only have four clothing options at a time, but in exchange the battery life was three time as long. In it he had school wear, the clothes he got over the weekend, a pair of trunks, and finally a set of leg armor for when he went all 'Demon'. (Think Daedric armor legs from Skyrim) Lala said she was currently working on the rest and the bottom was all she had done at the moment.

He pressed the Deviluke symbol and twisted it four times. And unlike Peke the change was instant as it was use for combat. He changed for sheer fact that he hadn't quite perfected his transformation and could feel himself about to change.

"Naruto-kun what's wrong?" asked Lala seeing her fiancé get upset.

"One of your suitors decided to be stupid and kidnap Risa-chan." Naruto said the shocking girl.

Naruto took the item that was still in hands and brought it up, making Lala cock an eyebrow.

"Is that? A pair of Risa-neechan's panties?" she asked tiling her head.

"Yep!" said Naruto smirking as he brought the pair of black panties and took a big whiff.

Naruto shivered as he took in her scent. The girl had played with herself before giving them to him.

He shook his head, "I've got her scent" he said scooping up the pink haired girl getting an "Eep!" as he picked her up. He snapped his head to the right as he got next to the railing on the roof. He looked down and saw the P.E. storage shed. He growled as he jumped off the building.

…In the shed.

Ghi Blee laughed perversely as he removed an article of clothing off of Risa.

"This girl isn't half bad she about as good looking as Lala-chan fshooo" he said as he examined her. (Well with the women you call wives anything be hot! You fucking piece of SHIT!... I really don't like Ghi Blee.)

He giggle some more as he pressed a button making the tentacles holding the girl move around and touch her in perverted places making her moan from the contact.

"HO HO what is this," he said finding a surprise "This girl isn't wearing any panties hahaha fshooo!" he chuckled happily about to hit the button again.

BOOM!

"What the hell was that?!" he jumped turning around. He was about to continue before the door to the shed was kicked in sending it off its hinges.

"FOUND YOU MOTHER FUCKER!" yelled Naruto as he walked into the shed.

"Wait?" Naruto said seeing the Principal standing in front of him. "HUH?!" he said cocking an eyebrow.

"You were fast Naruto Uzumaki. You should have taken your time, fshooo" Ghi Blee said looking over at the hanging Risa.

"Risa-chan!" Naruto shouted when saw the girl. The tentacles started to move around and molest the poor girl. "You let her go, or else I going to tear off your head and shove it up your ass!" Naruto warned.

"Oh really?" said Ghi Blee as he changed back to his 'original' form. "Ghiblee" he said coming to his full height. To this Naruto simply cocked an eyebrow. "Okay and that's suppose to scare me?" he thought.

"My name is Ghi Blee." Ghi Blee said like it was important "Naruto Uzumaki, I want you to stay away from Lala-chan, fshooo" he threatened.

"Sigh, of course you do." Said Naruto with a bored look.

"I am the one who will marry Lala-chan and become King Deviluke's heir, fshooo." Ghi Blee said like he had a chance as he flicked out his long tongue. "I swear it will not be you, Naruto, fshooo." He mocked

"This guy is a retard!" Naruto thought to himself. "Come Lala-chan hurry up so I can knock this fucker out." he thought as the girl was supposed to free Risa while the alien was focus on him.

"Naruto Uzumaki, break off your engagement to Lala-chan, or else, fshooo" the alien said as his eye twisted around and he pressed a button making the tentacles tear off Risa's clothes. "If you don't retract your offer, next time will be a lot worse." He said flicking his tongue.

"You're actually retarded aren't you?" Naruto asked honestly as he felt his anger build. "You think Lala-chan will actually marry disgusting jerk like you?"

"You seem to have gotten the wrong idea; Lala-chan's going to marry me because I decided she will hehehe!" Ghi Blee laughed.

"So women are nothing but toys to you!" Naruto said cracking his knuckles.

"Hehehe, You make it sound like I'm a bad person" laughed Ghi Blee.

"OH I GOING TO ENJOY KILLING YOU!" roared Naruto scaring the crap out of Ghi Blee. (Way to work your bluff dumb shit!)

"Naruto-kun I'm done!" called Lala as she had removed Risa during the conversation.

"What the?!" asked Ghi Blee in surprise.

"Ghi Blee what are you doing here? I've told you tons of times that I hate you!" Lala said holding done the bottom of her eye with her middle finger, and stuck out her tongue.

"Really Lala-chan? You're that childish?" Naruto thought sweatdropping.

"I don't mind." Stated Ghi Blee flicking his tongue. "I like how it feels, fshooo" he said before his body expanded and grew spikes.

"And apparently you have a small dick also," Naruto said not even fazed by his sized, once so fight Gaara in full bijuu mode there is little that can scare you.

"Why you little bastard!" Roared the alien. "Lala-chan I'll give you a final warning, marry me or I make everyone experience HELL!" he said growing bigger.

"Hahahaha" Laughed Naruto "Hell that's funny!" Naruto said forcing his transformation exploding in 'Demonic' power.

Ghi Blee afraid for his life started shaking. "So this is Lala-chan's fiancé's true form!" he shouted seeing Naruto's Devilish form.

Lala on the other hand was shivering from excitement as her loins became soaked. "I'm getting horny again!" She thought as her hormones started going crazy.

"What's the matter, pissant I thought you were going to show me hell!?"Naruto said as his eyes glowed red. He picked up a cinderblock meant to hold cover down for the pool during fall.

"Well if you're not going to do anything, I guess I'll show you!" he said crushing the block in an instant sending chunks flying.

"I-I'm Sorry!" screamed Ghi Blee as Naruto took a step forward. (WAY TO KEEP UP YOUR BLUFF DUMBSHIT!)

"The fuuuccck?" Naruto said stumbling a little.

"UMMM I said I won't forgive you even if you say 'I'm sorry'" Ghi Blee said arching his back and laughing. (Oh yeah dumbass he totally bought that! The princess is so yours! ('Flips off the dumb shit!')

Once the 'victorious' alien was done laughing he opened his eyes. Only to see the Demonic face of one Naruto Uzumaki an inch from his. "Boo!"the boy quickly.

"AAAAAAHHHHH" screamed Ghi Blee as he step back slipped on a ball and cracked hit his head on the ground knocking him out. He reverted to small buck tooth worthless excuse for an alien.-(I really don't like him!)

"Umm am I missing something?" Naruto said picking up the gremlin by both legs.

"That's Ghi Blee's true form, he's a Balke." Said Lala carrying Risa over her shoulder

"A very physically weak alien race that has excellent mimicry abilities" (mimicry skill not acting) said Peak in hair clip form.

"Wait you were here the entire time!" Naruto said shocked "Wait does that mean…..?" he started.

"You organics are so disgusting! Those were reproductive fluids NOT FOOD!" screamed the costume robot. "I feel so dirty" Peke said shivering.

"Sorry we forgot" said Lala and Naruto as they rubbed their necks. "I'm sorry Peke" said Lala going to touch the hair clip.

"DON'T TOUCH ME WITH THOSE HANDS!" Peke screeched "THEY ARE STILL COVERED IN BABY COMPOUND!" she scream making Lala jerk her hand away.

At this point even the now awake Ghi Blee was sweat dropping.

"Darling what are you doing here?" asked a fat female version of Ghi Blee.

"Honey!" screamed Ghi Blee.

"Oh dear lord their breeding!" Naruto said whipping the small alien around in his hand.

"Yes, keep shaking his worthless ass he deserves nothing less!"Yelled the female Balke.

Naruto more than happy to oblige, shook Ghi Blee more making the green alien greener. "You puke, you die!" he threatens making the small alien cover his mouth.

"Who are you?"Asked Lala as she walked over inwardly laughing as Naruto stop shaking the alien put his fist an inch from his face shook him again and repeated the process over and over.

"I'm his wife!" the Balke said shocking the two teens

"Ghi Blee has a wife?" asked Lala making Naruto increase his speed out of irritation. "AAHH!" screamed Ghi Blee as he was shook.

"Not only does he have a wife, but kids too!" said the Balke grinning as Naruto started changing directions.

"Daddy!" said a little alien kid coming around the corner.

"M-m-m-m-m-m-y s-s-s-s-son!" yelled Ghi Blee as twirled.

"Damn your pathetic!"Naruto said with no remorse.

"He has more!" said the Balke.

"More children!?" sweat dropped Lala and everyone making Naruto stop for a second.

"Children and wives." Said the Balke sending Naruto into over drive as more women and children came around the corner.

"H-H-H-E-E-E-L-L-L-P-P-P M-M-M-E-E-E!" begged Ghi Blee as he became a blur.

"Lala-chan, please do something before I scar these kids for life." Said Naruto making sonic booms with Ghi Blee's body.

"Umm it might be too late for that Naruto-kun" said Lala as the kids were shaking and then went still as their mothers told them not to become like their father. "Hmm let's see ah, Mister Flush wrap-kun" she said summoning a duck looking toilet.

"Where do you come up with this shit?" Naruto said sweatdroping and looking at the toilet.

"That's exactly what I was going to ask too" said a certain Fox in the boy's gut

"Hmm I don't know I went through a nonstop building phase when my sister Momo got this huge bush that was actually from Earth by the way." Lala said holding her chin. "She didn't know the real name but she called it Mary Jane." She said making Naruto's jaw drop to the floor, this explained a lot!

"And one time one time an invention I was working on exploded and caught Mary Jane on fire. I can't really remember much after that, only which I came out of it four days later, I had about a hundred new machines I didn't know how to work." Lala said scratching her head making Peke yell if Lala's hand neared her. "I think I ate all our food too."

"That had to be some good Weed man!" shouted Naruto in his head. "Note to self when I meet this Momo asked her if she remembers where she got the Weed!" he said making a mental note. Oh how he missed the Red light district, stupid Inu for always preventing him from going back.

"Anyways, you!" Naruto said poking Ghi Blee in the stomach with his claw.

"Y-yes" said the alien submissively.

"Turn into that!" Naruto said pointing at a basketball.

"Huh why?" the little shit asked.

"What? You want me to continue this shit!" Naruto said twirling the Balke around.

"Alright! Alright! I'll do it!" Ghi Blee said turning into a basketball.

Naruto for the hell of it start to dribble the alien turned ball, threw him against a few walls and then slammed him down into the bowl of the toilet.

The other aliens not wanting the same treatment jumped into the toilet with no protest.

"Whew thank god that insanity is over" Naruto said sighing as that annoyed the ever living hell out of him. "Sigh man and I got all worked up for nothing" the gray skinned boy said sighing. "I think I might pull some pranks it's been awhile" he said changing back to normal. "Hey Lala-chan you mind taking Risa-chan to the infirmary while I set up some pranks?" said asking.

"No problem Naruto-kun!" Lala said giving him a smile.

…. A few minutes later

In the infirmary Risa open her eyes with a few grunts. She noticed Lala sitting next to her smiling. "Hmm Lala-chan how did I get here?" she asked.

"Huff one of my suitors decided to kidnap you in order to use you as a bargaining chip" Lala said annoyed.

"But don't worry Naruto-kun saved you in five minutes flat" Lala said grabbing her arm.

"Naruto-kun save me?" Risa asked blushing.

"Yep should have seen it he was so cool!" squealed the alien girl.

"Hehe knowing Naruto-kun I bet he was" laughed the dirty blonde hair girl "Speaking of the boy, where is he?"

"Well…." Lala started before.

BOOM!

"NARUTO-KUN I THOUGHT YOU WERE DONE WITH THIS!" shouted Yui.

"THE PRANKS SHALL NEVER DIE! HAHAHAHA!" cackled Naruto running down the hall.

Whoosh! Whoosh! Wham! Thud! "OW!" whined Naruto as Yui had thrown her Dictionary of Fucking Pain at his head.

"Idiot! How many times are we going to do this?" asked Yui as she grabbed him by his arms and dragged him back to class.

….back in the Nurses office.

"Hehehe same old Naruto-kun" Laughed Risa.

…In space

"Ah, Earth is actually quite a beautiful planet" said Zastin as he laid in a large bath relaxing. All of a sudden the water in front of him started to bubble. "Hmm what's that?" he asked looking at the water before a sphere smacked him under the chin and sent him fly out off the bath.

"What in the hell?" he yelled holding his chin as the ball ricocheted around the bathroom. All of a sudden more objects start to pop out of the water.

"Honey whatever you do don't change shape!" called the female Balke.

"WASN'T …PLANNING …ON …IT!" screamed Ghi Blee as he sailed though the air.

"Why do I have a feeling Lala-sama and Naruto-sama are involved in this?" asked Zastin as he saw the group of alien chase after the ball.

…And done

Yaaa chapter 7 done!

Yeah I know short but I just updated so no lip!

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