Okay this is going to my attempt for some new content since so far I've been just editing and adding stuff to some chapters. I need some comedy chapters along with action. I think that's where I went wrong before in the first version. I had mostly action chapters. I thinks it's why all the great animes have filler episodes. So they make you laugh along with make you jump up and go YEAH when the hero gets a good hit in on the bad guy.

So I decided to make this chapter for mostly comedic reasons.

Harem list…

Lala Satalin Deviluke

Yui Kotegawa

Yami aka Golden Darkness

Risa Momioka

Saki Tenjouin

Oc Rouge Female Urban Veil ninja -Isabella Bea-sexy Latina ninja.

Oc Female Jashinist Heretic-Maigo Tamashi (Means- Lost child, Soul) full on Goth girl.

Mikan Yuuki

Oshizu Murasame

Momo Veila Deviluke

Run Elsie Jewelria-nothing sexual until her and Ren split into two beings. But Run will flirt a lot.

And finally Ryouko Mikado

….

I don't own Naruto or to Love ru :…( damn it.

Chapter 8- Sea side fun

"~Summer school, summer school we're going to summer school!~" sang Lala as she packed a duffle bag in front of her.

"Hehe well aren't you a happy bundle of sunshine" chuckled Naruto seeing the girl packing the bag with various items. "Whoa! Don't forget the sunscreen!" he shouted seeing her zipping up the bag but leaving the sunscreen out by accident.

"Oh oppies hehe!" Lala laughed sticking out her head and bobbing her head.

"More like ouchie" Naruto smirked "Trust me Lala-chan sunburns SUCK! So make sure before we leave tomorrow that it's in there!" He said with determination before he remember something. "Crap got to call Rito and make sure he packs some, knowing him he'll forget." He said picking up his phone.

"Hello?" Asked the orange headed boy on the other end of the line.

"Yo Rito did you pack your bags for tomorrow?" the whiskered teen asked.

"Yep just got it all done!" Rito said happily patting the bag right next to him.

"How about sunscreen?" said Naruto dryly?

"No worries Haruna-chan came over and double checked it for me." The Japan native replied.

"Ohh! You and Haruna-chan have been getting along swimmingly haven't you hehe?" chuckled the blonde.

"Oh yeah it's been like a dream come true!" Cheered the boy.

"Soooo how far have two gotten?" the Ninja asked mischievously.

"A-a-all we've done is kiss!" Shouted Rito "We um, decided to take it slow and I told Haruna-chan it was her decision on how far we go." He said sincerely.

"Don't want to fuck up?" asked his blonde friend.

"You know it" Rito said with conviction. "I finally got together with Haruna-chan no way I'm going to blow it." He said nodding to himself.

"Good boy." Congratulated Naruto.

"Nii-san!" said Mikan loud enough that Naruto was able to hear the girl over the phone.

"What's the matter Mikan-chan?" Rito asked his little sister.

"Sorry to bother you, but your seaside summer school might be cancelled." The girl said licking a Popsicle.

"Wait…WHAT DID MIKAN-CHAN SAY!?" shouted Lala as with her superior ears she had heard what the girl said.

"I'll call you back Rito." Naruto said hanging up the phone "Let's check the news" Naruto said as he and Lala headed down stairs.

"What's all the screaming about?" Jiraiya said flipping through the channels on the TV looking for something good to watch.

"Our trip might be getting cancelled, so we came down here to check the news." Stated the blonde hair boy.

"All yours, I can't find anything good on." The Sage said tossing the boy the remote. "All that's on is pregnant teenagers wishing they used condoms" he said mumbling to himself as went to the kitchen to get something to eat.

Naruto just sweat dropped at his guardian's ramblings as he turned on the TV "Anyways." He said as he listened to the news. "Aw shit that aint good it's headed right for us."

"The sky does look pretty bad." Mused Jiraiya as he was looking out the window while drinking a beer and eating a cold slice of pizza. God he loved this place.

"Well I guess the trip is cancelled." Naruto sighed flopping down in the couch.

"What? No! I was preparing for in and everything!" cried the alien girl.

"It can't be helped Lala-chan it's dangerous to swim even a few days after a Typhoon" Naruto explained.

RANT TIME!...

(This is fact people! Never go swimming in the ocean or river after it rains heavily. I don't know why! But every year some guy between his 17- 30s goes swimming in the river near my town after it rains for five days and drowns! EVERY! FUCKING! YEAR!

I don't know why (-_-) But nobody fucking learns.

Sigh. But I can't really talk, I set myself on fire every summer….

Burnt hair smells really bad.)

END RANT….

"I'll do something about it!" the princess said seriously as she took off towards the door. "Let's go Peke!"

"Wait what?" Naruto said confused as he followed the girl. "Just calm down…WHOA!" he yelled as the girl started to take off into the air and he grab at her skirt and was lifted into the air.

"Oh you're coming with Naruto-kun?" The girl said looking back having just realized he was there.

"I didn't have a choice!" shouted the Ninja death gripping her skirt. "And where the hell are you going?!" he shouted.

The pinkette looked ahead seriously and said "To the Typhoon."

"What the? You're actually going to try and stop it!?" Naruto asked flabbergasted.

"Yes!" answered Lala flipping out her device summoned and bringing out Go Go Vacuum-kun making Naruto get in a defensive stance. "Vacuum the Typhoon!" Lala ordered the machine only to tilt her head in confusion as nothing happened.

"Oh boy, She a genius with no common sense" Naruto said face palming. "The Typhoon is too big that machine can't do anything to!" he explain to the machine.

"Hmm then go Chomp munch eater-kun, eat all the clouds!" Lala said summoning a metal T-rex looking robot that…..was immediately blown away. "Ah Eater-kun!" she cried.

Queue Faceplam! "Lala-chan" Naruto said rubbing his temples as the girl kept summoning various machines that kept on failing each time.

"My machines don't work." The pink hair girl said falling to her knees sadly.

"I'm sorry Lala-chan sometimes things just happen and there nothing that anyone can do about it." Naruto said putting his hand on her shoulder. "Come on just give it up and lets go home." He said as the girl turned towards him crying. "Aw man she's crying."

"But I don't want to" cried the girl "I was looking forward to it. The sleepover, the beach, the hot spring, just being with everybody." She sniffed.

"I know Lala-chan I was too" Naruto sighed "But there's nothing we can do."

"Now I'm mad!" Lala said taking off into the sky.

"Lala-chan what the hell!?" the Ninja yelled before.

YOU STUPID TYPHOON! BOOOOOOOOOOOOM!

"WHAT THE HELL!?" Naruto shouted as he was almost blasted back by Lala's yell.

Back at the house…..

"All done, I'm going to take a bath now" announced Lala to the sage as she stepped inside and walked up stairs.

"The hell happened there not a cloud in the sky anymore, and did I hear her yelling just a minute ago?" Jiraiya said asking his shelled shocked student as he stepped inside.

"I just found out Lala-chan has been letting me wear the pants in this relationship the whole time" Naruto said before passing out making his godfather raise an eyebrow in confusion as he looked up at the ceiling and heard the girl humming happily.

The next day at the inn…

"Hello everyone from Sainan High thank you for traveling a long way to come to our inn" said the beautiful landlady as she and her employees bowed in greeting.

"Thank you for having us!" said all the students at once.

"Takami-chan it's so good to see you again!" Shouted the principle happily rushing at the landlady.

Wham!

Only to cold cocked in the face by Takami when she relentlessly punched him in the face.

"Nice one ma'am I give that punch an 8.5 for knocking him to the ground." Naruto said getting some other students to mutter in agreement.

The woman huffed lightly and said "Only an 8.5?!"

"Sorry ma'am but a 9 is if you set him flying, while to get a perfect 10 you would have to make him flip a few times." Naruto explained getting nods from his fellow students.

"Tsk, guess I'll have to work on my form a little." Pouted the woman.

"Anyways!" the Principal said ignoring that there was a scoring system for his pain. "We'll be having our Seaside Summer School here the next three days! While we're here I hope for you guys to get in touch with nature, and make unforgettable memories!" he said happily. "And we will be have a 'Dare' tonight, where you'll have a great time! Right Takami-chan?!" the man said rushing at the innkeeper again.

POW!

Only to be once again denied as he was given an uppercut by Takami that lifted him off the ground.

"How was that one?" Takami asked crossing her arms.

"Let's see," Naruto said holding his chin as he judged the woman's punch "Three feet off the ground, head snap back. Oh spit of blood from busted lip….I give it a 9.0!" he said clapping getting a victory arm pump from the innkeeper.

"What's a 10?" asked someone behind him.

"Head lodged in the ceiling." Naruto said plainly.

Takami just sighed and said. "I guess I'll settle for the score since I don't want to repair the ceiling."

Later in the hot springs….

"Ah, there's no better way to relax than soaking in a hot spring." Risa said as she and the other girl soaked in the inn's spring.

"I agree as it's an excellent stress reliever from school work." Yui said in agreement.

"Huh I thought of all people we wouldn't be seeing you relaxing Yui-chan" Mio said slightly amazed. "We all thought that you be sitting by the far wall watching the divider like a hawk" she said chuckling.

Yui just huffed and turned her head to the right. "I was going to but, Naruto-kun promised he would keep watch as he wanted me to relax." She said grumbling about lovable blonde taking away her responsibilities.

"OI! SARUYAMA WHAT HELL YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING!" the girls heard Naruto shout over the divider.

"SHUT UP I'M NOT DOING ANYTHING!" they heard the boy say in defense.

WHAM! "AHHHH!" Screamed the monkey boy as he dodge something that bounced of over the wall.

Splash!

A bucket had flown over the wall and then they heard Naruto shout. "I DON'T GIVE A DAMN, GET OFF THE WALL OR ELSE I'LL HOG TIE YOU LIKE THE PRINCIPAL HERE!"

"MORE, MORE!" shouted their Principal in joy.

"WHAT IN THE….YUI-CHAN HOW DO YOU PUT UP WITH THIS CRAP!?" the boy asked screaming in frustration.

"Hehehe have fun Naruto-kun" Yui said as she allowed herself relax, since this would give her boyfriend a new found respect for the discipline committing.

"TIGHTER!" yelled the perverted gremlin.

"OK THAT'S JUST WRONG!" the blonde shouted making all the girl's laugh.

"MORE!" Moaned the Principal.

"THAT'S IT! I'M GAGGING YOU!" shouted Naruto.

"YES!" shouted the midget in pleasure before he was loudly gagged.

"WHAT IN THE FUCKING HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU!? Naruto screamed making everyone sweat drop.

"STOP CURSING!" yelled Yui throwing a bucket over the wall.

CRASH! THUD!

"OW!" cried Naruto when the bucket hit him in the head.

Haruna along with the other girls just stared at the black hair beauty. "How?" she said asking the question in everyone's mind.

Yui just shrugged and said "Naruto-kun most of the time moves too fast to hit normally so instead I listen to where his voice and predict where he's going to be at, lucky I've been right all the time."

"CURSE YOU CONDUCTIVE REASONING!" Naruto yelled moaning in pain.

"Hahaha poor Naruto-kun" laughed Risa. "Hopefully he'll have a better time at the 'Dare' tonight."

"What is this 'Dare' that everyone keeps talking about?" Lala asked as she sat on the rocks.

"Well," Mio said as she started to explain "A 'Dare' is a game where a boy and a girl pair up and walk to a goal on a dark road at night."

"Eh? That's it? Walking at night is so easy." Lala said confused.

"Oh there's more to it than that." Mio said.

"There will also be ghosts that block your way and…" said Risa as she quietly got behind Haruna and said creepily "Put curses on yoooou!"

"EYAIII!" squeaked Haruna in fear since she was afraid of ghosts.

"Of course that will be done by people who play ghosts, but don't tell Haruna-chan or Naruto-kun about that…" Risa said whispering to Lala getting a nod from the pink haired girl.

A little later….

"Alright let's start the draw for pairings for the 'Dare'!" Announced the Principal, who for some reason was beat up.

Yui turned around and stared dryly at her boyfriend.

"What?" he said cocking an eyebrow making the girl shake her head.

After a few minute everyone had been pair up.

"I didn't get paired with Naruto-kun" Pouted Lala.

"And I didn't get paired with Haruna-chan" said her depressed partner Rito.

"Oh well all we can do is have fun right Rito-kun!" Lala said happily cheering the boy up a little.

"Yeah you're right Lala-chan." Rito said in agreement "And you better not doing anything perverted Saruyama!"

"Yeah, yeah" Saruyama said waving him off.

"Looks like we got pair up huh Yui-chan?" Naruto said smiling to the golden eyed girl.

"I'm glad, this way I can make sure you don't pull any of your tricks." Stated the girl trying to cover her blush.

"Right…." The blond said sweat dropping.

"Alright we all ready to go?!" asked the principal. "Okay then let's start the 'Dare'!" he cheered "Have fun but beware of the ghosts!"

"G-G-GHOSTS!?" Naruto said surprised.

When its Naruto and Yui's turn…

"Oh man I don't like this at all." Whined the blonde ninja. "Nobody said anything about ghosts!" he yelled in frustration.

"Kukuku, Don't tell me that you believe in ghosts Naruto-kun" Laughed Yui.

"I come from a land where people literally spit fire, Lala-chans IS an alien, I have a two thousand year old Fox demon sealed inside me, and we've seen actual zombies Yui-chan." The blonde stated making the girl go pale in realization.

"You mean there might be such a thing as ghost?!" the girl squeaked.

"Ever since I saw my friend Gaara transform into a giant Sand Demon I'll consider that everything is real until proven otherwise." Naruto said trudging forward.

"If you fought a giant Demon why are you so afraid of ghosts!?" Yui asked nervously.

"Demons, zombies, aliens and high class ninjas can be killed given enough force or given the right means," Naruto said. "Ghost are already dead and can become intangible, making everything I can do worthless." He said shaking in fear.

"If you can't do anything about them then why are we still going forward!?" The girl asked before she and Naruto froze as a group of teens ran down the hill screaming. Yui held on to the boy in fright and noticed as the groups ran by them Naruto's face didn't show an ounce of fear. Until they passed and then started to shake tremendously.

Naruto breath in deeply calming himself down before continuing to walk forward. "It's for them." He said making the girl stare up at him.

"For them?" Yui asked him confused.

The boy sighed as held the lantern forward. "Do you remember a month ago when you got hurt by those Jashinists thugs? How do you think I learned of it so quickly?" he asked.

"You happen to learn of it when someone told the nearest teacher?" the girl said not understanding what he meant.

"No Yui-chan I was the first person that was told." He said looking calm as another group passed them.

"What?" Yui said.

"Meme-chan went too directly to me when I was currently in Honekawa Sensei's class." He stated.

"But that's!" gasped Yui as she went wide eyed.

Naruto turn around and looked the girl in the in the eye and seriously "Five classrooms away, one of which had Naruiwa Sensei as its home room teacher." (The Head of discipline in the school according to Wikipedia….pretty big guy)

"B-b-but why?" Yui stuttered.

"Because everyone looks up to me Yui-chan." He said taking a few steps forward "FSSSSSSSS!" and sucking air through his teeth as a man dressed up as a dead samurai jumped out of the bushes. He turned and grabbed Yui's hand taking off quickly further up the path. "Shit!" he shouted shaking himself about to get the willies out of him and looking at back at the girl after calming down. "You know how everyone one looks up to you because you're a symbol of Order?"

"Yeah." Yui said nodding.

"Well everyone looks up at me as a symbol of Protection, someone that they can rely on." He said looking at his hand as he made a fist. "Whenever there's a bully they always come to me to handle it, because they know I'll do my best to protect them. Hehe and we don't even have any Kohai yet" he said laughing.

WHAM!

Naruto hit a nearby tree punching a hole right in the center, clear through the other side. "Jiraiya Sensei said it's the Burden of Leadership. That you have to up hold the image others have of you otherwise they might lose faith in you." He said stated. "My father, I know he was scared the night I was born. That he was worried for his wife and newborn child, but even then people said he didn't faltered as he faced the fox." He said smiling at the memory of his father and hero. "If my old man could stand up to fox with so much on the line, what would it say about me if I ran away from some damn ghosts when I'll have to do is cross a god damn finish line! Believe it!" he said standing up with conviction.

"Naruto-kun" Yui said seeing the boy in a whole new light, one that was making her love him even more as she grabbed a hold of his hand and pulled him into a kiss. "Then let's go and show our classmates that, just like your father we aren't ones to falter." She said smiling as they continued on the path.

Back at the inn….

"Fufufufu those are some impressive students you have there" the Innkeeper Takami said as she and the principal watch the two students through hidden cameras so they could keep track of the students in case of emergencies.

"Yes Miss Yui Kotegawa has always been the model student, while Mister Naruto Uzumaki has this powerful aura about him." The principal said nodding proudly. "I look forward to the future while they're in my school."

"And romantic chemistry between the two is nothing less than adorable." The innkeeper said swooning.

This made the dwarf perk up "Does it get you in the mood Takami-chan?" he asked making a kissy face at the woman as he rushed at her.

PAPOW!

The man was once again punched in the face only this time he was sent flying down the hall while doing some flips.

"YES A PREFECT 10!" Takami cheered grabbing her arm in victory.

Back with Naruto and Yui…...

"AAAAAAHHHHHH MONSTER!" yelled a boy as he and a group of other teens ran pass the two.

"Sounds like it gets pretty intense up ahead" Naruto said sighing.

"Yeah but that should mean we're getting towards the end." Yui stated.

"Whew thank god I don't know how much more I can take." Naruto breathe in relief.

"You do realize that these are just people in costumes right?" Yui asked.

"Most are but this leaves an actual ghost an opportunity to go unnoticed." The blonde said with his eyes shifting to every shadow around him.

"Pfft you sure are paranoid Naruto-kun." Chuckled the black hair girl.

"Paranoia is a Ninja's best friend," the boy stated "and when it comes to the supernatural I'm not taking any damn chances.

"Whatever you Mr. Jumpy just remember we got to keep appearances up until the end." The girl said reminding him as she pulled him closer pressing her breast into his making both of them blush. "Hopefully this will calm you down." Yui thought with a smile as she saw Naruto blush.

"AHHHHHH!" screamed someone up the path making the two snapped as they recognized the voice. They looked ahead and saw Saruyama running like the devil himself was after him.

"SAURYAMA YOU COWARD!" yelled Naruto angrily "IF RITO DOESN'T KILL YOU FOR ABANDONING HARUNA-CHAN, I WILL!" he growled making the boy yelp and kick it into high gear. "I'm burying him in the sand tomorrow he lost the right to have fun."

"Naruto you wouldn't!" Yui said shocked.

"Those who break the rules are trash but those whose who abandon their friends are worse than trash," Naruto growled "He lost the right to have fun."

"KYAAAAAAH!" screamed the voice of someone they knew.

"Crap that was Haruna-chan!" Naruto said scooping up girlfriend. "Time to break the rules and cheat!" he said taking to the trees.

After a minute of searching they managed to find the girl. What they saw made them sweatdrop as they saw the girl pin balling between the trees, dragging a poor Rito who unfortunately was hitting every tree in sight leaving a dent in each one.

"HAURNA-CHAN" WHAM! "WAI….." BAM! "STO….." Rito tried to say wait, and stop he kept hitting a tree each time. Until ultimately he was used by his girlfriend as a bat to beat away some 'ghosts'.

"How is he conscious?" Naruto said wide eyed as the terrified girl swung his friend around.

"Never mind conscious how is he alive?!" Yui asked shocked.

"I don't know put Haruna-chan seems to have calmed down" the blonde said jumping down quickly.

"Wait Naruto-kun!" Yui shouted but it was too late as he landed too fast making him nothing but a blur.

"KAYYYYYAAAIIIIII!" screamed a frightened Haruna grabbing Rito and throwing him with all her might.

BOOOOOOM!

Rito who, seemed to be made of god knows what, crashed head first into the skull of the blonde Ninja knocking him out.

"OH NO NARUTO-KUN!" Yui shouted trying to shake the boy awake. But it was no use as he was out cold.

"Ow, why does it feel like a hit a mountain!?" asked Rito is pain as he held his head making Yui widen her eyes in shock.

"How is that even possible?!" The girl thought to herself. How in the world was Naruto knocked out and yet Rito was able to stand up.

"Oh no, was that Naruto-kun!?" Haruna said covering her mouth in shock. "I'm sorry Yui-chan I couldn't control myself!" the bluenette said bowing in apology.

"It's alright Haruna-chan I know it was an accident, if anything it the caveman's fault for just jumping in front of you like that." Yui said sincerely. "Although I think I now know why Saruyama-kun ran off."

"I think this might be the first time I ever seen Naruto knocked out for so long." Rito said point his friend with a stick.

"How hard is your head Rito-kun?" Yui asked cocking an eyebrow.

"It must be denser than lead cause I've seen Naruto here head-butt concrete before." The orange haired boy said rubbing his head.

"HIEEEEEKKKK!" screamed a group of voice making everyone but the knocked out Naruto turn to see a bunch of monsters running for their lives. "It's real run!" someone screamed.

"Oh no Naruto-kun was right." Yui said paling. "COME ON YOU IDIOT WAKE UP!" Yui said slapping the boy. Only for it not to work. "Oh no….." she cried.

"Yui-neechan is that you?" they heard Lala say out of nowhere.

"Lala-chan!" Rito and the girls said at the same time.

"Oh what in the fucking hell?" groaned Naruto sitting up. "What happen?" he said rubbing his head.

"Hai yo Naruto-kun!" Lala said glopping onto the boy.

"Ah Lala-chan!" Naruto yelped as the girl bowled him over.

"I'm so glad I found you Naruto-kun I wanted to show you my new invention!" the alien said pointing at a group of three figures. "Say hello to Deru Deru vision-kun!" the girl said pointing out a floating ball with a creepy smile.

"Umm what does it do?" the boy asked said staring down the three figures that were current formless.

"One second it's cycling images" Lala said as the formless blobs took shape "It makes holograms of GHOSTS!" she cheered towards the end making the only word that Haruna heard was the last one.

"NOOOOOOOOO!" screamed the poor girl grabbing onto the nearest object…..Rito

"EEEEEKKKK?!" yelled the boy as he flew through the air and crashed against Deru Deru.

"NO DERU DERU VISION-KUN!" Lala yelled as the machine started to spark.

"RITO GRAB HARUNA AND FUCKING RUN!" Naruto said grabbing onto Lala and Yui.

BOOOOOOOM!

"GOD DAMNIT LALA-CHAN!" yelled Naruto as the five of them flew in the air and landing at the end of the goal.

"Congratulations you five you're the only ones that got through the entire dare this year!" the Principal cheer. "And good job Naruto-kun Jiraiya-sama would be proud!" he said giving the blond a thumbs up.

"SHUT UP GREMLIN!" Naruto shouted Spartan kicking the man down the stair. "And that ma'am is how you get a 10." He said to the landlady who was smiling.

The next day…..

Splash!

"Kyaaaa!" screamed a random girl as she was splashed by her friend.

"Words cannot describe the sight before me" Naruto said blankly as he and Rito stood side by side as the girls played in the water.

"Yeah….." Rito said nodding his head in amazement.

"WHAT?! WHAT ARE YOU SEEING?!" cried Saruyama desperately as he couldn't see. Why you ask? Well, because he been buried up to his neck in the sand by Naruto and Rito as punishment for abandoning Haruna last night. "COME ON TELL ME!" he cried because the two had to face him in the opposite direction. Deigning him the wonderful sight of seeing all the girls in swimsuits. The only kind thing they did was place him under some shade so he wouldn't burn.

"Naruto-kun, Rito-kun are you done playing with Saruyama-kun!?" Lala yelled waving. "If you are, can you come here and play with us?" she asked cheerfully.

"Yeah we're all done!" Naruto yelled back as he put a stick in Saruyama's mouth. "Try to dig yourself out" he said to the head in the sand.

"Bite me!" growled the boy as he started to flick the sand with the stick.

"Yeah whatever Saru, you probably enjoy it." Said the blonde before sweatdropping at the sight of Rito's head steaming. "Ritooooooo you there!" he said waving his hand in front of his friend's face."

"Haruna-chan is so beautiful in her swimming suit," Rito said in a daze as he stared at his girlfriend who was blushing as she saw the dazed state Rito was in.

"Okay, you need your head soaked." Naruto said throwing the boy over his shoulder.

Splash! PSSSSSSSSSS!

Apparently Rito really need to cool off for as soon as he landed in the ocean the water around him started to bubble.

The ninja just blinked at the bubbles before looking at Haruna and saying "Well Haruna-chan from the way carrot top's head melts just from seeing you in a swimsuit, I think it's safe to say that he would never cheat on you."

"I was never worried about that but thanks Naruto-kun." Haruna said blushing.

"He must be having shameless thoughts" Yui said looking at the dazed looking boy as he surfaced mumbling about Haruna looking unbelievably cute. "EEPP!" squealed the strict girl as Risa came up behind her and started groping her breasts, making Naruto chuckle perversely.

"And this coming from the girl wearing a bikini that's too small for her." Said Risa squeezing Yui breasts getting a moan from the girl, and for Naruto to go bug eyed as he zero in on Yui's chest. And he discovered that indeed Yui's top was a little too small for her.

"I love going to the beach." He thought to himself.

"Stop it!" Yui said pushing the blonde girl off of her. "And for your information! This top fit last week when I bought it!" the girl huffed.

Only three words were constantly going through Naruto's head as steam started to come out of his ears "They're getting bigger!"

"AHHHHH!" screamed a girl as she covered her topless chest. "Swimsuit thief!" she yelled.

"What!?" Naruto said putting everyone on high alert as they kept their eyes open for the bikini snatcher.

"Lala-chan watch out!" Haruna yelled pushing the alien girl out of the way only for her own swimsuit to get taken. "Noooo!" the girl yelped in surprise.

"Haruna-chan are you okay?!" Rito asked concern as he turned around.

"Don't look Rito-kun! I-I-I'm not ready for you to see them!" Haruna said submerging herself in the water.

"H-h-h-haruna-c-c-c-c-han" Rito said stuttering up a storm.

Splash! Boing! Boing! "Shameless criminal!" screamed Yui as her suit came off also.

Splash! "Hehehehehe!" Naruto chuckled perversely as he shot back from a nose bleed. "They are getting bigger." he smiled happily as he floated in the water.

"Huff how come I he missed me, I wouldn't care if I flashed Naru-kun" Risa pouted.

Naruto perked up and snapped his head in Risa's direction "You still can Risa-chan" he said grinning.

"I could but it won't have the same quality as everyone else's" Risa said sighing. "It would just look whorish."

"What is wrong with you two!?" yelled Yui as she covered herself.

"I have a large libido" Risa said as everyone made their way to the beach.

"Several things that would take too long to list" Naruto said as he step onto the beach grabbed his shirt and handed it to Yui.

At the beach shack….

"Alright everyone this is a serious matter and I for one will not let this thief go unpunished" Yui said slamming her hand on to a table. "I propose that we split off into pairs and look for the culprit as he couldn't have gotten far." She said stomping out of the room. "Lala-chan, Naruto-kun you have the ocean since nothing will be able to get pass you." She ordered as she went to search elsewhere with a random student.

"Hehe I love it when she gets into leader mode." Naruto said chuckling. "Alright Lala-chan lets head to the spot the first swimsuit was stolen." He said heading toward the water.

"Hmm I wonder why Yui-neechan only wanted the two of us to head to the ocean?" the alien girl asked.

"Well with Peke you don't have to worry about your suit getting stolen, plus you make prefect bait since you're 'cough' more developed than all the other girls." The Ninja explained.

"Ohh" Lala said to her since it made sense.

"Lala-sama look out!" screamed the girl's hair clip as something jumped out of the water and snatch the girl's top.

"Naruto-kun quick!" called the girl.

"Oh no you don't fucker!" Naruto said diving into the water and grabbing the thief. "What in the hell?!" he yelled as he pulled the thief out of the water and was surprised as hell when the thief ended up being a baby dolphin. "Perverts exist even in the animal Kingdom!" he shouted as the aquatic mammal squirmed in his arms.

"Ahh I know what that is!" Lala said amazed "I saw it on TV, it's a dolphin right?" she asked.

"Yeah and it just makes me more confused than all hell." Naruto said sighing.

Suu! Went Lala's top as it disappeared from the baby dolphin's mouth and appear back on Lala.

"Hee hee, too bad for you!" said Lala mocking the dolphin "As long as I have Peke on my head I won't have to worry about you stealing my swimsuit!" she smirked.

"I wonder why it was stealing swimsuits." Naruto asked before he was smacked in the nuts by the dolphin's tail "Ow." He said quietly as he fell into the water.

Yoink!

"Heh?" Lala said as Peke was snatched off her head.

"Help I'm being botnapped!" Peke cried as she was held in the dolphin's mouth. "Lala-sama save meee!"

"Hey give me back Peke!" Lala said grabbing onto the mammal and was taken away by it.

"I'll be there in minute just let me catch my breath" Naruto said grabbing his family jewels.

A little later…..

"Ooohhh if it wasn't a baby or an animal I beat the shit out of it." Groaned Naruto as he drudged in the shallow water. "My life is so weird" he sighed hanging his head.

"Naruto-kun! Hurry come this way!" called a Lala back in her swimsuit standing on some rocks.

"Alright just give me a moment, I'm still hurting" groaned Naruto as he climbed the rocks. "Kyuubi can't you do anything about this?!" he asked the Fox.

"Sorry kit can't do anything about pain, besides sexually organs are tough as all hell" the fox said to its host.

"Son of a bitch!" he cried as he made to the bottom of the rocks. He looked ahead and widen his eyes in realization "Oh now everything is adding up" he said as he saw a full grown dolphin beached in the cave.

"It's the dolphin's parent, seems during the Typhoon she got washed up on the beach." Lala said petting the beach dolphin.

Naruto looked back at the baby "So he did all this just to get help, smart little guy and he's probably not even a few months old." He said amazed.

"If Nana-chan was here she would have heard him crying the moment she step on the beach." Lala said to herself.

"Who?" Naruto asked.

"Nana one of my little sisters and she can talk to animals" the alien girl explained.

"Well with the things I seen in my life I'll just have to believe you" Naruto said shrugging. "And the little guy did the best he could, given his situation." He cracked his neck and walked toward the mother dolphin and started examining her in various places "Good she appears to be alright, so it will be safe to move her." He said lifting the animal up. "Alright ma'am let's get you back to Bikin-chan."

"Bikin?" Lala said titling her head in confusion.

"It's what I decided to call the baby dolphin here since he has a knack for stealing bikinis and I named him Bikin, which is basically bikini without an 'I'." The Ninja said as the now named Bikin nuzzled his hand. "Hehe now that I'm not mad at you for hitting me in the nuts, you're actually adorable" he said petting Bikin.

"He likes you" said Lala grabbing onto Naruto's arm.

"Yeah I don't know why but no matter where I go, I always make a friend." He said as the dolphins waved goodbye with their fins. "Come on Lala-chan we better head back before everyone starts to worry about us." The Ninja said smiling as he started swimming in the water.

"Right Naruto-kun!" the girl said following right behind him.

Back at the beach…

"Amazing!" shouted someone as Naruto and Lala made it back to where the rest of the class was.

"It like a scene out of a movie!" squealed a girl at the sight before them.

"Wow." Naruto said amazed as in the ocean was a full pod of dolphins doing flips and tricks.

"It must be the rest of Bikin's family" Lala said in awe.

"EEP! EEP!" said one of the aquatic mammals as it spotted Naruto and Lala on the sand.

"Hehehe, Looks like Bikin wants us all to play with them." Naruto said smiling as he went into the ocean. When he was in the water a dolphin nudged up against him and made him drape his arm over it. Getting the message the blonde grabbed it dorsal fin and then it took off like a rocket. The dolphin took Naruto under really fast and then shot up fast launching them both in the air. "THIS IS FUCKING AWESOME!" he yelled.

Splash!

"What you all standing there for? Come on!" he shouted.

"YEAH!" cheered all the students as they joined the Ninja for the greatest day in their high school careers.

Alright finally got this chapter done after …. 11 days …shit my bad. Meh oh well it's an original chapter.

But I actually surprised myself with the Dare portion of the chapter. I don't know where it came from but I didn't intentionally mean to write the leadership speech that Naruto had with Yui. Once I started writing it I figured I might as go with the flow. So I decided to explain why the random girl from chapter 2 (Meme) went to get Naruto when Yui was attacked by the Jashinists instead of one of the teachers who were closer. I did this to show that Naruto is a leader in the school. He didn't want to show fear in front of the other students because he likes them relying him for protection. He didn't want to ruin the image they had of him.

In Japan he has something he didn't get in the Leaf Village. Respect. The students at Sainan high look up to him. Something he wanted the villagers to do back home. So he will do all he can to protect them.

I wanted to do the third day in the seaside trip but in all honesty I didn't want to write it as there was no point since Naruto is already in relationships with both Lala and Yui. I could do a Risa and Naruto moment but I felt like putting out a chapter. I can always do that later. Plus for some god forsaken reason my brain is turning to mush right now.

So until next chapter…..

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