Alright onto Saki! This chapter is going to take a radical shift from what it was in the anime.
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Lala Satalin Deviluke
Yui Kotegawa
Yami aka Golden Darkness
Risa Momioka
Saki Tenjouin
Oc Rouge Female Urban Veil ninja -Isabella Bea-sexy Latina ninja.
Oc Female Jashinist Heretic-Maigo Tamashi (Means- Lost child, Soul) full on Goth girl.
Mikan Yuuki
Oshizu Murasame
Momo Veila Deviluke
Run Elsie Jewelria-nothing sexual until her and Ren split into two beings. But Run will flirt a lot.
And finally Ryouko Mikado
Rin Kujou- not in harem but I got something planned.
Aya Fujisaki- not in harem but I got something planned.
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I don't own Naruto and To Love ru…..Still don't see the point of stating that!
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Chapter 9 – Rescue of the Corporate Princess.
A few days later.
…..In a large building.
Sitting in his office of a large tower in Tokyo the immortal Kakuzu was looking at a set of pictures that were lying on his desk. He looked at them and examined a picture, his face showing less than noble intent.
"So this is Ryuuga Tenjouin's child Miss Saki Tenjouin" Kakuzu said to a young looking red head man who was tapping away at a data pad.
"Yes the Tenjouin Group's heir is currently in her second year at Sainan High school and is the spokeswoman of the local mall. It seems her father has left her in charge of it as a sort of early training program for when she inherits the company." Sated Sasori, staring intently at the camera feed of a large metallic figure as it twitched every now and then. "Soon my masterpiece will be complete and I will have made the greatest work of everlasting puppetry art." He thought to himself.
"It's a shame really; she seems to be to be a nice girl. Too bad she has to die." Kakuzu said his voice sounding sarcastic showing that he really didn't give a damn. "Her father really shouldn't have taken the Tajo account from us using under handed tactics" he said looking at newspaper now in his hand. "Now his beloved daughter is going to pay the price for his interference." He said putting the paper down.
"Gure!" He said gruffly making a person in a gray stealth suit appear immediately in front of him kneeling.
"Yes Lord Kakuzu" Gure said to his master.
"Your assignment, one Miss Saki Tenjouin." His said handing him a file. "Her father has greatly angered me and I wish to teach him a lesson that he will never forget." He said putting hands together.
Gure read the file intently memorizing every detail about his target. "What are your parameters for this mission Lord Kakuzu?" he asked his master who held his chin in thought.
"I want you to make it public if you can, if not possible send a clear message to Mr. Ryuuga Tenjouin." Kakuzu said as his eyes took an evil gleam to them. "Take the girl and hang her in front of her school with the message 'You should have never have crossed us Ryuuga Tenjouin', painted on the wallthat way the man can't cover it up or pass it off as a suicide." He said to his subordinate/servant/slave.
"It will be done Lord Kakuzu!" the man said as he cloaked. "I wonder if she'll scream like her mother?" he thought as he left to begin his mission.
Once Gure was gone Shushi drop from the ceiling and kneel before his master. "My lord do you think it's wise to send Gure given the 'activities' he has done as of late." He stated.
"Do you doubt my judgment Shushi!?" Growled Kakuzu in anger.
"NO MY LORD!" Shushi shouted urgently.
"That's what I thought," the five heart man said. "This mission is Gure's last chance to show that he still has worth." He said lacing his fingers together. "He succeeds he lives if he fails…he dies."
"I understand my lord" Shushi said bowing.
…At Sainan high.
" Aya-chan, how are you this morning?" said a girl by the name of Rin Kujou. Rin was a brown hair girl, with a serious face. A fact proven as she carried a wooden sword on her person. She was the personal bodyguard of her best friend, one Saki Tenjouin. Her family served Saki's for generations with undying loyalty. Rin was more loyal as she and Saki had been best friends since they were toddlers.
"I doing good this morning, Rin-chan" said a bluish haired girl named Aya Fujisaki. The girl wore glasses which only made her look cuter. While not strong like her friend Rin the girl made up for by being fairly smart, as she was good at gathering information that Saki would kindly ask for. Something that made Saki's father approve of their friendship.
"Where's Saki-sama?" asked Aya, looking down the road.
"She should be here any second" said Rin looking at her watch. And right on queue a fancy car pulled up to the school. "Ah right on time as usual" Rin said as she and Aya ran up to the car.
As the driver stepped of the car to open the door everyone was wondering who was in the car. Their questions were answer as a beautiful golden hair and eyed girl step out of the car.
"Good morning Saki-sama" said Rin and Aya bowing. "Good morning" said Saki running her hand in her hair, her form sparkling as the morning dew from the car flew into the air.
"Who's that?" asked a freshmen boy.
"She the richest girl in school, Saki Tenjouin sempai!" answered a boy next to him. "Oh?!" said the freshmen amazed.
"Hehe everyone is admiring my beauty." Said Saki to her friends.
…on the roof.
Unknown to everyone in the school Gure was on the roof aiming a sniper at the unsuspecting girl's head.
"Hehe everyone is admiring my beauty." He heard the girl say through his head set.
"And soon they will be admiring it while you're on the ground." He said snorting some white power "Ohhhh yeah!" he said as his the drugs hit his system before pulling the chamber bolt on his gun.
All of sudden he held his ears in pain as a load voice screamed "CALL IT THE FUCK OFF, LALA-CHAN!"
"What in the hell!" said Gure as he went to the scope to see who just yelled. "Nani!?" he asked confused seeing a blonde boy being chased by a metal dog. "Did one of Sasori-sama's toys get loose?" he said going back to his target only to see her gone, as she had went inside. "Damnit!" he said hitting the concrete roof.
…a few seconds earlier.
"CALL IT THE FUCK OFF, LALA-CHAN!" yelled Naruto as he ran pass Saki and her friends kicking up their skirts from the gust of wind he made. He was running because a large black Metal Doberman pinscher with three heads was right on his ass, snapping all three of its jaws.
(YEAH I CHANGED THE ROBOT DOG WANT TO FIGHT ABOUT IT!)
"Hold on, wait for me Naruto-kun!" called Lala, running after the two.
"SCREW THAT, CALL IT OFF FIRST!" yelled Naruto jumping over the dog and changing directions.
"I forgot how to turn it off!" Lala said.
"YOU BETTER START MAKING INSTRUCTION MANUALS, DAMNIT!" Naruto yelled kicking one of the dog's heads.
This only pissed the robot off as all three sets of its teeth revved up and became like chainsaws.
'VROOM! VROOM! VROOOMMMMMM!' Went its mouths.
"AH! WHAT THE HELL!" Yelled Naruto climbing up a tree. "Why does this shit like this always happens when Yui-chan is gone?" he asked as the three headed dog's teeth started sawing thru the tree taking a foot off it every five seconds. "Is it because Lala-chan know Yui-chan would die from the stress caused by her inventions?" he thought sighing as the dog tore down the tree. "Sometimes I wished I wasn't as awesome as I am." he thought as the dog decreased the tree's height by half.
….while the tree was being chopped down.
"Oh wow it's the new transfer student!" said a random horny teen.
"She's so cute" said another as Lala tried commanding the dog to stop.
"Aya-chan, who is that?" asked Saki as she never seen the pink hair girl before.
"Yes ma'am," said Aya as she went through her memory. "She's a transfer student named Lala, the lower grade students have been raving about her lately."
"Hmm, it seems she's pretty popular." Saki stated before continuing inside. "But even so, I'm number one! I Saki Tenjouin, am unrivaled!
….Back with Naruto and Lala
Lala at the last second had managed to convince the three head monster that Naruto wasn't a threat allowing the blonde to get off the tree (that was once 20 foot but is now FIVE!) When he got on the ground Naruto felt a faint plus of charka come from the roof.
"Huh?" said Naruto looking at the exact spot Gure once was. "Is the Pervy Sage peeping on the girls here again?" he thought scratching his ear. "But it can't be him, he's out meeting one of his contacts."
"What's the matter Naruto-kun?" asked Lala.
"It's nothing." Naruto said simply as he, Lala and the metal Demon dog walked into the school.
….A little later.
Saki and her friends were walking down the hallway to get to another class, with everyone clearing the way to let them through.
"Hmm?" said Saki stopping as she saw Lala and Naruto down the hall buying some lunch.
"Sigh, here's lunch Lala-chan" said an irritated Naruto.
"Thank you Naruto-kun" Lala said happily.
"Man, because of your invention shredding our lunch, I had to spend my ramen money on these sandwiches!" Naruto said in frustration. "What the hell is this damn thing anyways!?" he asked pointing at the three headed dog beside Lala that made a vroom, making it sound like it was growling at him.
"This is Mister Cerberus-kun" Lala said petting the mechanized dog's middle head making it wag its tail. "Zastin was worried that something might happen to me if neither of you were around." Lala stated. "So to relieve his worries I made a guard dog machine that would attack anyone that looked suspicious." She said scathing the dog behind the ears. "I based him off the most fearsome of guard dogs in human mythology to make him more intimidating to humans." She said as she stops petting the three headed dog making it nuzzle her for attention.
"And the chainsaw mouths?" Naruto asked looking at the death machine that was currently acting like a glorified puppy.
Lala laughed a little as she put her hands behind her head and said "I got a little carried away." She laughed making Naruto sweat drop, he feared what would become of the rest of his life once he married the alien girl.
RRRIIIIPPP!
"H-Hey what are you doing?!"said Peke as the dog rip the front of Lala's shirt off.
"Control that thing!" Naruto said standing in front of the girl blocking the horny boys' views.
"Hmm guess it's still out of whack" Lala said as Cerberus went on patrol.
(No dogs just do shit to piss you off when you don't love on them. I should know as my dog DELIBERATELY pissed on me in my sleep because I didn't wake up to take him out! He could have easily pissed on the floor! He's only four! TRUE FUCKING STORY! Go ahead and laugh!)
"Forget about the dog and do something about your clothes!" Naruto said before glaring at the boys "Oi! What are you punks looking at!" he yelled clearing the hall.
With a tick mark on her head Saki said a little miffed "She's not bad."
…..Gym class
Stepping outside in an all white gym outfit Saki immediately got the attention of all the boys (and some girls) along with a certain assassin with less than noble intentions.
"Take a look at my perfected beauty" She said posing making the boy's brains go to mush.
She had their total attention before a certain pink haired alien stepped outside making them crack their necks as they moved them so fast.
"Tch!" said Saki with a twitching eyebrow.
….With Gure.
"I got you this time girl" said the assassin aiming the sniper. "Say hello to your mommy for me." He chuckled never noticing the door open and a mechanized dog stepping out onto the roof.
[Patrolling perimeter] Cerberus said in a robotic voice.
"Huh?" said Gure surprise never sensing the dog as his senses were dulled due to the drugs he was taking.
[Unidentified person ahead assessing threat level] Cerberus said as its eyes turned from its normal yellow to blue. It scanned Gure and saw all the weapons and used his weapon database to determine his threat level.
[Threat level determined. Status RED] the dog said cocking one of its head focusing in on Peke's signal finding Lala. Within a second the robot look at the sniper that was still in Gure hands and calculated a possible spot it was aimed.
[Subject is a threat to Lala-sama and several innocents!] Cerberus said getting in a lunging stance. [Drop all your weapons and surrender or this unit will terminate you!] It announced.
"Not a chance Doggy!" said Gure firing four bullets from his suppressed pistol only for the bullets to ping off harmlessly against Cerberus's Devilukean grade armor.
[ACTIVATING ATTACK PROTOCALS!] Cerberus said as it eyes glowed a blood red. [YOU SHOULD RUN!] Cerberus said lunging at the Tech Ninja snapping at him.
Gure, dodging, flipped over the robot firing his pistol making a serenade of suppressed coughs and pings. Cerberus lunged again only to be smacked away by a tanto that Gure pulled out.
'VROOM! VROOM! VROOOMMMMMM!' Went Cerberus' teeth as its chainsaw mechanisms activated.
"What in the hell?!" Gure said to himself.
[YOU'RE FUCKED!] Said the robot as it had picked up some language from Naruto. This time when it attacked, the robot caught Gure's blade in one of its mouth. Gure tried to pull out his blade only for it to be clamped firmly in Cerberus' mouth. He let go as one of the other heads tried snapping at him.
'CLANG! BANG! BANG! CRUSH! CRUNCH! SNAP!' Went the sword in Cerberus as it was devoured in his mouth.
"Shit!" said Gure as made some clones (not shadow Veil ninjas' chakra levels are chunin level!)
Not even phased by the sudden appearance of the clones Cerberus pointed his mouths at the clones and fire blasts of bullets made from Gure's sword at the clones dispelling them and catching Gure in the head piece on his left side.
"Fuck!" shouted Gure as he grabbed his face with his left hand and then with his right hand threw some smoke pellets on the ground.
[Visual lost, switching to thermal] the robot said as its eyes flashed green. It looked around and found no sign of the assassin. [Target lost, activating sonic radar.] The dog said before howling loudly. When the data came back it showed that the attacker had fled the compound.
[Target has retreated, but logic dictates that they will return] it reasoned as it took a sample of Gure's blood that had splattered on the ground for later use. [Contacting commander Zastin.] It said, sending a transmission to the ship in orbit.
…..later in the library
Saki was relaxing during her free period by sitting on a couch and reading a book. She was enjoying the quiet as Rin and Aya fanned her bringing soothing air flow to the normally stuffy room. All of a sudden she heard the boys in the room shout and whistle. At first she thought they were admiring her until once again the pink hair from earlier was the center of attention as she was on a ladder reaching for a book and showing her panties to god and everyone.
"Is this girl trying to challenge me for my spot as Number 1!?" Saki thought becoming furious at such a thought. Who did this up start think she was!?
"Lala-chan, be careful, you could hurt yourself!" called Naruto standing below the girl. "Wait, hold still." The blonde said cocking his head to the side getting a better look at the girl's panties. It was official Jiraiya had corrupted him, but he was really not caring at the moment.
"Just a little further….." Lala said trying to grab a book before falling and landing hard on Naruto knocking him to the ground as he was in a perverted daze.
"OW!" yelled Naruto as they fell on the ground so he could keep appearances up.
"Naruto-kun are you okay?!" asked Lala playing along.
"No, my back." Groaned Naruto in fake pain.
"Here let me take you to Mikado Sensei." Lala said grabbing his hand pulling him up.
As the two walked out of the library Saki glared holes into the back of Lala's head, the girl was pissing her off.
….a little later.
"Who does that girl think she is?! Is she challenging me!?" she asked her friends as she sat outside.
She was unknowingly safe from harm at the moment as Gure was still gone after being driven off by Cerberus. The assassin was currently mending his wound and planning a way to end her life as he sat in a building somewhere. It would be kind of ironic really; that the girl she plotted to beat's invention had actually saved her life not once, but twice.
"According to my findings her sex appeal is quickly raising her popularity amongst all the boys in the school," said Aya informing Saki "And not just the lower-grades."
That last bit of info did not set well with Saki as she believed that the freshmen just didn't know about her yet. But if the boys in her grade and above were being affected her status was in jeopardy!
"How annoying!" she said biting her thumb. "If worse comes to worse" she paused as she stood from the bench. "Hahahaha" she laughed as she held the back of her hand to her mouth.
…..In an abandon building.
"GOD DAMNIT!" Gure yelled as he ripped a piece of metal out his face. "Need something to dull the pain" he said grabbing a syringe and bringing to his arm only to have it taken out his grasps.
"You turn into quite the pathetic lump these past few years Gure" Said Shushi appearing before the ninja making him jump. "And you're so hopped up on drugs your senses have become severely dulled!" the skull faced ninja roared as he threw the syringe and making it embed into a support beam.
"What are you doing!? I need that!" Gure said running for the needle only to grab by the neck and held against the wall.
"Now you listen hear you god damn crack addict!" Shushi said punch clear through the concrete wall letting in sunlight from outside. "The Master in all his wisdom has decided to give you one last chance, yet here you are. FUCKING! IT! UP!" He yelled throwing the gray clad ninja to the ground.
He walked over to Gure and stepped on his throat. "If you fail this time you might as well kill yourself, because what I'll do to you will be worse than anything you can imagine." He emphasized his point by adding pressure on the ninja's neck.
"I 'Cough' understand" Gure said coughing.
"You better," Shushi said releasing the man on the ground "this is your last chance!" he said disappearing into thin air.
Gure sat up glaring at the spot his superior disappeared. "Damn you to hell you burned face bastard!" He shouted grabbing the needle from the support and stab himself in the arm. "I'll show you!"
…..Back at school in the Nurses office.
"Mikado Sensei you here?!" called Lala to the busty nurse as she and Naruto walked into the room.
"Now what are you two doing here? Are you hoping to conceive the next heir of Deviluke?" the alien Doctor teased.
"NO! /YES!" said Naruto and Lala at the same time. "Eh!?" said Naruto staring wide eyed at his fiancé.
"Huh, you don't want kids!?" Lala said pouting.
"Not right now!" shouted the teenage ninja.
"Why not!?" the Princess said surprised.
"I'm too young to be changing diapers!" Naruto shouted. "Not to mention that your father will disembowel me!" he said throwing up his arms.
"Ara, ara calm down you two hehehe" Mikado said giggling at the two's antics. "Now why are you two here?" she asked.
"Well Lala-chan fell on top of me, so I had to fake being hurt to keep my act up" Naruto said making the busty nurse quirk an eyebrow.
"What's with you and girls falling on you?" she asked honestly.
"What's with Rito always having his head buried in some girl's breasts or crotch?" the boy retorted.
"I swear sometimes there's a gravitational anomaly in this building sometimes" Mikado said shaking her head. "But anyways you better stay here for a while so we can keep the act up I suppose." The doctor said writing on her clipboard. "So I'll have the princess head back to class, so she can tell everyone that you're alright while you stay here for about ten minutes and then send you out with an ice pack." She said throwing the boy an ice pack.
"Aw but I want to stay with Naruto-kun!" pouted Lala.
"And let you two make the beast with two backs in my infirmary? I think not!" the doctor said sternly. "I don't need your two's musk clouding up my work place." She said crossing her arms under bust.
"Fine…." Sighed Lala sadly as she headed out the door.
"I swear that girl is in heat or something" Naruto said rolling his eyes.
"Technically she is." The elf ear alien stated as she pulled out an alien device.
"Nani?!" The Ninja said confused as the thing in the space doctor's hand beeped.
"Yep just as I thought." She said showing him the screen on the device. "You're producing a tremendous amount of pheromones. So much that Lala's breeding instincts has been increased by at least twenty-five percent if not more when you're also in the mood" She explained.
"Again Nani?!" Naruto said cocking his head to the side.
"Sigh in other word you are a walking aphrodisiac!" Mikado said pinching the bridge of her nose.
"YOU'RE JOKING RIGHT!?" yelled Naruto.
"Ok let me ask you this, why exactly would a student with perfect attendance like Yui not be at school for no apparent reason?" the alien woman asked.
"…..God damnit" the boy said to himself.
…At the Kotegawa residence.
"OH GGGGOOOOOODDDDDDD!" yelled Yui at the top of her lungs.
"Yui-chan are you alright I heard screaming?!" asked Yui's mother in concern since her daughter had looked flushed in the face all day, not to mention that the girl had spent A LOT of time in the shower where they had the hand held shower head.
"I'm fine Kaa-san 'huff huff' I'm just mad since I'm not at school 'huff' to stop Naruto-kun from pulling any pranks" Yui said panting.
"Okay if you say so dear" her mother said walking away "Poor girl has got the itch real bad" she thought to herself.
"Why am I acting so shameless right now!?" Yui asked herself as her fingers touched thought her in various parts of her body.
…..back with Naruto.
"I hope Yui-chan doesn't find out," the ninja said. "Why exactly is this happening to me?" he said holding his head.
"Well I believe it has to do something with your recent transformation," Mikado said putting her finger to her chin. "You probably have a hormone imbalance causing this panty dropping musk you have." She stated.
"Well how come you're not effected?" asked Naruto cocking an eyebrow.
"I'm a full grown woman Naruto-kun I've grown out of the horny teenage phase of my life, it will take a lot more than some powerful cologne to get me in the sack" answered the doctor.
"Oh so you're saying that Lala-chan and Yui-chan will become immune to this musk after a while?" the boy asked.
"Pretty much although it be better if you took a hormone balancer" the woman said. "Now if you would kindly transform so I can measure the pheromone output at its highest that why I know what dosage to give you for the hormone balancer. Unless you want Lala to go full Nymphomaniac on you and strap you to a bed for ten days?" Mikado asked.
Naruto "…" he held his chin in thought.
"NARUTO?!" Shouted the Doctor.
"OKAY FINE!" the boy shouted changing his clothes and transforming.
Boom!
Once the cloud of smoke dissipated the sight before her made the Doctor widen her eyes in shock. And if you looked close enough they were also widen in fear.
"Hey sensei you alright?" Naruto asked waving his gray hand in front of the woman.
"Y-yes I was just surprise is all." Mikado said after taking a breath.
"Whew for a second I thought you were affect by the pheromones." The boy said rubbing the back of his head.
"No it just your form is quite intimidating." The woman said scanning him a device. BEEP! "Yep just as I thought the hormones levels are twice what as strong as when you were human." She said reaching into her desk and throwing him a pill bottle. "Take one of those every morning for a month and by then your levels should be balanced."
"Thanks sensei I owe you one!" said Naruto wrapping the woman in a hug making her breast pop out of her top.
Boing boing.
"I'M SORRY MIKADO SENSEI!" Naruto cried getting on his knees and begging for forgiveness.
Mikado just stood blinking "He has the form of one of THEM yet he is cowering at the thought of an angry woman" She thought in amusement"Fufufu it's alright Naruto-kun accidents do happen" she laughed.
"Thank god, I thought I was dead." Sighed the boy changing back only to be shocked when he found his head buried in Mikado's chest. His lips almost touching her pink nipple.
"But now I'm afraid you're going to have to take responsibility for your actions Nar-u-to-kun" purred the female alien.
"I-I-I-I" stuttered Naruto before passed out from blood rushing to both his heads.
"Hehehe well Ryouko looks like you still got it" Mikado said to herself as she place the boy in a bed. She smiled down at the boy before suddenly her face became serious.
She quickly went over to her desk and open up her bag and pulled a book with alien writing on it. In its language the cover of the book read "The Oni Empire and its self-destructive arrogance". The cover art of the book was a drawing of a female version of Naruto's other form. The cover was holographic meaning the picture would change depending on the angle you tilted the book. One picture was the female alien taking a bite out of a fruit, and a stripped bare tree in the background. She tilted the book showing the second picture which now showed the alien woman crying. But it was in the background that had change significantly. Where once stood a tree, there was now an indescribable monster that threw its fist into the ground causing cracks on the ground.
"The Oni….the previous rulers of the galaxy….before they in their arrogance awaken THE DESTROYER and brought upon the Dark Times." The Doctor thought as she examined the cover. She couldn't help but worry as she noticed how similar Naruto and the Oni woman looked, admittedly she was being a bit paranoid but that mainly from her time working for a terrorist group back in her wild teenage years. But a little paranoia was good now and again as it had saved her skin many of times.
She looked at the picture noting the various similarities and differences between Naruto and the Oni until something about THE DESTORYER caught her attention. It was its tails…..it had Ten. And then she remembered the story Naruto and Lala had told her in order to help her understand what the Kyuubi was. That it was once part of a greater creature known as the Juubi which also had Ten Tails.
She drop the book on the desk making a loud thump. And then said quietly as she sat in her chair "They're one in the same. The D-D-DESTORYER is on earth."
….With Lala.
"Who knows how to solve this problem?" the teacher said nervously before the door was suddenly open revealing two girls, strangely though one of the girls was armed with a bow and a plunger arrow.
"Excuse us!" announced Rin and Aya at the same time, scaring the low self esteem man and getting the attention of the class.
"Hey what's going on?!" asked the nervous man.
"We have a message from Saki Tenjouin-sama of second year." Announced Aya.
"Accept this letter." Said Rin pulling the arrow back. She shot it at Lala who simply dodge making it hit an unlucky Rito who was sitting behind her in the head.
"Goodbye" Said Aya as she and Rin walked out of the classroom.
"Sorry for interrupting your class." Said Rin closing the door.
"What was that about?" asked Rito confused. He looked at the arrow attached to his head "And why exactly did they have to shoot an arrow for?"
"Are they friends of yours?" Lala said asking Rito.
"No matter how I look at it, they were talking to you." Rito said trying to remove the arrow from his head. "Huh?!" he said as the arrow wouldn't come off. He brushed a finger against the edge of the plunger and felt something sticky. "Oh my god it's glued to my head!" he shouted pulling on the arrow.
"Here let me help!" said Lala pulling the thing. It came off with a loud POP and sent Rito flying towards Haruna knocking them both to the ground with his head underneath her skirt.
"Ah! Rito-kun I'm not ready for that yet!" Haruna said slapping the boy and sending him to the ground crying.
"It was an accident Haruna-chan!" called the boy as his girlfriend walked away blushing.
…Sometime later outside.
In the middle of the field a large stage had been constructed outside with the words Miss Sainan Competition painted on the background. A large crowd had gathered in front as they were curious as to what was going on.
"Things seem to be going well." Said Saki her body covered by a red cloak.
"Yes, ma'am." Said Aya agreeing.
"I have handed that girl Lala your challenge in person." Said Rin informing her that all the preparations have been made. (Umm hate to break it to you girl but shooting someone in the head with an arrow isn't handing it to them.)
"Good, I quickly put together the Miss Sainan Competition and I was afraid I had wasted some time." Saki said, "I'm going to thoroughly defeat that girl, (insert dream sequence from anime) and show her who's truly is number one hahaha!" she said holding up her hand and laughing. She then undid the cloak and threw it; under it she wore a very nice pure white bikini. As usual all the boys started cheer seeing her nice body.
…somewhere in the school
"Lala-sama we have a problem" said Zastin seriously, wearing a suit since his armor attracted attention.
"What's wrong?!" Lala said with none of her usual cheer since Zastin was in a no nonsense type of mood.
"It be easier to show you," the Knight said looking to his left "Cerberus show Lala-sama what you encountered." He commanded making the three head dog step out behind a tree.
[Yes Commander Zastin] Cerberus said with its eyes turning purple and projecting a video of his fight with Gure.
"Oh no!" said Lala very worried.
"Yes as you can see Lala-sama there was an assassin about to shoot you," Zastin said crossing his arms. "If it hadn't been for Cerberus you would have been dead." He said looking at the dog with respect.
While most of Lala's invention caused nothing but havoc, there were some that were undeniable amazing. Peke was one of them and it seem that Cerberus was now another, as it did its job perfectly. Zastin inwardly smiled at this as Lala had done something great for the Empire. It would be only a matter of time before Cerberus was put in to mass production by the King as it would become a great asset to the military. And the economic advantages would great as he could see a lot of nobles and companies buying Cerberus units for protection.
"That's not what's important Zastin!" shouted Lala.
"What's wrong Lala-sama?" he asked as he didn't understand why an assassin after her life wasn't important.
"You didn't see what he did" Lala said pointing at projection. "He made copies of himself!" she shouted "he's just like Naruto!"
"This means!" Zastin said going wide eyed "The Akatsuki have found Naurto-dono!"
(No they haven't! But it's an alright conclusion when you don't know what else is going on!)
"Naruto-kun is in trouble!" Lala said in realization "He has no idea someone is after him right now!" she said scared for her fiancé.
[Target has returned to the compound!] Cerberus said as a gust of wind blew by. He cracked all three heads to the right and took off running at full speed as he zoned in on the scent.
"Hurry Zastin we got to stop him!" Lala said as the two of them went running after the dog so to stop the assassin from harming her Naruto.
…..back with Saki a few minutes earlier.
"She's late!" Saki said in frustration. "That girl is far too late! What's the meaning of this?!" she said as her anger rose.
"She probably ran away from you." Rin said trying to comfort friend
"Perhaps she sensed that she couldn't win and refused to challenge you." Aya reasoned since they had come off as intimidating when they gave the letter to the girl. (Winch the two girls intended)
"Yes, perhaps she is trembling in fear of my beauty." Saki agreed before laughing her signature laugh.
"I wonder if Lala-chan's coming soon?" asked a boy.
"I want to see Lala-chan in her swimsuit" complained another boy.
These comments only served to piss Saki off as she snapped her fingers causing Rin and Aya to pounce on the two and beat the shit out of them.
"Lala!" huffed the blonde girl. "I won't feel satisfied until I put her down myself!"
(Get out of there girl or you'll be put down!)
"Do you two have any good ideas as to how we can lure her out?!" She asked her friends.
"According to my findings, there are rumors that Lala has a fiancé who's in the same class as she is." Said Rin.
"What?! She has ignored me and has a fiancé?!" Saki said shocked at such a thing.
"And from what I've learned it is no ordinary person." Aya said fixing her glasses. "It's none other than Naruto Uzumaki-kun."
"N-N-Naruto-kun!"Shouted Saki in surprise. Yes she knew who the boy was as she heard the stories about the boy. About how he defeated the Jashinist thugs, who attacked some defenseless girl. That not only was he the strongest person in the school, but he was also kind and gentle to others. And the girl had seen the boy's looks for herself, since they sometimes had gym class together. In fact she planned on trying to seduce the boy sometime soon, as he was the only boy she thought was worthy of her.
"So not only is the girl challenging me, but she is marrying my male counterpart!" she yelled in anger. She looked at her friends seriously and said "I will not allow that, not her!"
…with Naruto.
"Damn you Mikado-sensei now all I got is tits on the brain." Naruto complained as he walked down the hallway. "This is bullshit I'm turning into the second coming of the Pervy Sage!"
"Naruto!" called Saruyama as he and Rito ran up to him.
"Yo, ya goofballs what's up?" Naruto greeted.
"It seems that someone in school is looking for Lala-chan!" Said Rito.
To this tidbit of info Naruto just smacked his forehead. "This always happens if I'm gone for a few minutes!"
…..back at the stage.
"What the hell is this?! Miss Sainan Competition?" Naruto asked confused. "What I miss?" he asked his friends.
"Sucks don't it." mocked Saruyama grinning.
"Ah Haruna-chan there you are!" said Rito putting his arm around his girlfriend. "Do you know what's going on?" he asked her.
"I afraid I'm in the dark just as you are Rito-kun" Haruna answered before loud feedback came from the sound system.
"Ah god damnit!" yelled Naruto since his ears were sensitive causing him more pain then everyone.
"The first year girl by the name of Lala." Saki said over the sound system.
"Great what now?!" thought Naruto.
"My anger won't simmer down until we decide right here whose number one!" she said not noticing the cloaked figure climbing the scaffolding to her left. "Hurry and come to the stage and challenge me!" she said as the figure got to the top.
"Who's the hottie and what's her beef with Lala-chan?" asked Naruto getting looks from his three friends. "What!" he said shrugging "I call them as I see them, and the girl is hot!" he said getting sweatdrops from them.
"If you don't" he heard the girl say as she snapped her fingers. All of a sudden a massive crane revved up causing the figure to lose his focus as he tried to keep himself from falling off the scaffolding. The driver of the crane, who none other than Aya, drove the machine threw the crowd causing them to scatter. She drove all the way to the back stop in front of Naruto and swung its hook making it catch the boy's shirt.
"I'm only 15 and am already too old for this shit!" Naruto shouted in his head.
"Hahaha" Laughed Saki as the boy was brought towards her. "Lala if you don't show yourself, I'm going to seduce your fiancé!' she said causing the assassin to her left to fall down.
"What the hell is wrong with this girl?" Gure thought as he got up.
"Oh you have got to be kidding me!" roared Naruto. "Who the hell are you girl?!" he asked as he was brought in front of Saki.
"My name is Saki Tenjouin and I welcome you to my enchanting flower garden Naruto-kun!" Saki said posing for the boy getting his full and undivided attention.
"Why thank you very much Saki-chan!" Naruto said grinning to the girl making her smirk.
"My beauty is so grand, that I can even make Naruto-kun instantly fall for me!" Saki cheered in her head. What she didn't know was that because of Naruto getting the okay to date others girls he had become kinda of a horn dog. Don't get the boy wrong as he didn't go flirting with random girls. But when a girl threw herself at him like Saki was, he sure as hell wasn't going to say no. Plus with Mikado rubbing her breast on him, all he had at the moment was boobs on the brain.
"Naruto! You son of a bitch, you already have two girlfriends you don't need another one!" roared Saruyama.
"Aww shut up! You're just jealous of my swagger!" shouted Naruto getting a nod from the principal and unknowingly a salute from Gure. Even the assassin was impressed; I'm mean really two girls!?
"Lala if you don't show up in five seconds, I'll steal him away!" Saki announced unknowingly starting the countdown to her own demise as Gure loved doing that type of shit. "You got that?!" she said as the crane moved Naruto forward letting his feet touch the ground.
"I will forever remember this day as Tittie day!" Naruto thought as Saki pushed her chest forward.
"Five" said Saki beginning the countdown. Gure cocked his gun making Naruto snap his head in that direction getting a "huh?" from Gure.
"Four" Saki said grabbing Naruto's head. Gure held the gun to his shoulder. Naruto channeled charka to his eyes and narrow them.
"Three" Naruto eyes widened in realization. Gure looked down his sights, that were currently on Naruto and he saw the boy looking right at him. "Impossible!" he said.
"Two" Saki slowly remove her left bikini strap. Gure quickly aimed at Saki. Naruto prepared for action.
"One"
"Naruto-kun get out of there!" yelled Lala as Cerberus jumped in the air.
[TARGET FOUND!] Roared Cerberus as he tackled Gure off the scaffolding.
BOOM! Went the firing of a gun as it tore through the scaffolding severely weakening it.
"FUCKING DOG!" Gure yelled as he held off Cerberus with his sniper. "GET OFF!" he yelled kicking the dog off and aimed his gun at it. Cerberus attacked again causing the gun to fire at the scaffolding again making it fall.
"Shit!" Yelled Naruto pushing Saki out of the way as Gure, Cerberus, and Naruto were enveloped in dust as the tower collapsed on top of them.
"NARUTO-KUN!" yelled Lala as she got on stage. "No please Naruto-kun!" she yelled as she collapsed to her knees and started crying in her hands. "Naruto-kun" she said quietly.
"Lala-sama are you alright!?" called Zastin as he got to the Stage.
Lala cried "No Naruto-kun is…." She couldn't bear to say it.
'Clang!'
"Huh!?" Lala looked up.
'Falling debris, followed by footsteps.'
"Naruto-kun!?" Lala asked hopefully as a figure walked out of the dust.
"Naruto-kun!" she said running forward before Zastin pulled her behind him.
"Stay back Lala-sama!" said the Knight as he ignited his sword.
"But its Naruto-kun!" Lala said trying to push forward.
"No Lala-sama its not!" Zastin said as he was proven right as Gure walked out of the dust a sword in his hand.
"Stay back Lala-sama he is after you!" ordered Zastin as Gure held his arm up, but to his surprise the assassin pointed his blade at a shell-shocked Saki who looked at the assassin with fear in her eyes.
"I r-remember you!" Saki said as her body shook.
"Time to die Bloody Princess!" Gure said making Saki go wide eyed in fear. She knew that voice. It was one that haunted her dreams since she seen her mother killed by an assassin at the age of 7.
….Flashback Nine years ago.
"Saki-chan where are you it's time for bed!" Called a Golden blonde blue eyed woman.
"Hahaha" Laughed a seven year old Saki as she hid under her father's desk in his study. Her father was gone on a business trip and wouldn't be back till the end of the week so it was just her, her mother and some guards. "She'll never find me" thought Saki.
All of a sudden she heard footsteps outside the door to study. She peaked under the desk and saw someone open the door and walk inside. Her eyes widen as she saw a man wearing a skintight gray suit standing in the office. He closed the door loudly making a bang.
"Saki-chan you know you're not supposed to be in your father's study alone!" Saki's mother said in the hallway.
The man in the suit walked behind door hidden from view when the woman opened the door.
"Saki-chan come out this instance I'm tired of this nonsense!" Saki's mother called taking some steps forward. Saki didn't dare move.
"I know you're under the desk Saki-chan I can see your hands!" she said before going stiff when the done was closed behind her. She turned around and saw Gure behind her with a knife in his hand.
"Ahhh!" she screamed as the assassin came at her. She tried to fight to fight him off and shouted "Run Saki-chan!" before the knife was plunged into her chest. She fell with a loud thump when she fell to the ground. Before the light left her blue eyes she stared into her daughter's golden ones with tears in her eyes. "I'm sorry" she said as she took her last breath.
Gure put his finger to his head "The target has been eliminated my Lord" he said walking behind the desk and opened the window.
"And the girl?" said the voice of what Saki would forever believe was the voice of the Devil.
Gure turned around squatted down in fronted of a crying Saki. "I'm looking right at her." He said reaching over slowly and grabbing the girl's neck. "I got my hand on her neck right now, do you want me to snap it?" he asked.
"Let the girl live, for now," Kakuzu said on the radio "She'll remind him of what he'll lose if he pisses me off again."
"Understood my Lord." Gure said taking his hand off Saki's neck and stroked the girl's face leaving her face covered in her mother's blood. "Now be a good girl now and head off to bed dear Chimamire no-hime /Bloody princess." The man said before opening the window and disappearing into the night.
When the guards had made it to the study all they found was Saki crying over the bloody body of her mother.
"Momma!" screamed the young girl as cried in her dead mother's bosom.
…..Flashback end.
"No no no!" she screamed in her head as she stared at the man. "It's the exact same person as nine years ago when I saw Momma murdered!" she started to hyperventilate.
"Raaagh!" yelled Gure in rage as he rushed the frozen heiress.
"Stop where you are!" Rin ordered the ninja as she drew her wooden sword and stood defiantly in front of him.
"Out of my way weakly!" yelled the ninja swinging his blade.
Crack went Rin's sword as she maneuver it to strike Gure's hand changing the course of the blade.
"You want to harm Saki-sama you have to go through me!" the brown hair girl said as defended her friend.
"Have it your way bitch!" Gure said swinging his blade. Which was blocked again, but this time the ninja spun around and round house kicked the girl off the stage.
"Ahh!" Rin screamed as she hit the ground holding her broken ribs. "Aya-Chan take Saki-sama and run!" yelled the girl.
"Right," answered Aya grabbing onto her friend's arm "Come on Saki-sama we got to go!"
"Just leave me Aya-chan! He'll leave you alone once he has me!" cried Saki to her friend.
"No I won't leave one of my best friends to die!" Aya said pulling the girl to her feet. "I'll stand beside you until the end." She yelled.
Saki looked at Aya and then Rin with tears in her eyes "Sniff, Sniff Aya-chan, Rin-chan thank you for being my friends!" She said before she pushed Aya off the stage "But I won't let you get hurt for my sake!" the blond girl said walking towards Gure.
"Hehehe, Just like your mother, sacrificing yourself to protect those you care about" the assassin chuckled.
"I don't care what happens to me as long as you leave everyone alone!" Saki shouted at the man.
"Very well Chimamire no-hime" Gure said walking slowly towards the girl.
With Lala and Zastin…..
"Zastin you have to do something!" shouted Lala at her bodyguard.
"I'm sorry Lala-sama but I can't risk your safety for one earth girl! Not even if you order me!" Zastin said sadly.
Back with Saki…..
"Time to be reunited with your mother Bloody Princess!" Gure yelled swinging his sword.
CLANG!
"Not going to happen asshole!" A transform Naruto shouted blocking the blade with a Kunai.
"WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU!?" Gure shouted in surprise at the being in front of him.
"Someone that's going to stop you!" Naruto shouted as he threw a massive uppercut into the Veil Ninja's jaw launching him about ten feet in the air. "Come on Saki-chan we got to get you out of here!" said Naruto rushing over and picking the girl up bridle style before sprinting away.
"Get back here!" Gure shouted pulling out a pistol and casing after the two.
"You got get past me!" Zastin shouted as he got in front of the gunman who just jump over him and threw a glowing blue ball at his feet. "Damnit!" he said before the ball explodes in an eclectic explosion knocking him unconscious.
'Bang! Bang! Bang! Bang! Bang! Bang!' Fired Gure as he ran after Naruto and Saki.
"Lala-chan!" Called Rito as he and everyone ran over. "What's going on?" he asked as Lala but her hand to Zastin's neck before sigh in relief when she felt a pulse.
"It's one of them." Lala said walking over to the wreckage and started moving aside pieces of the scaffolding.
"Wait you don't mean the…" Started Haruna.
"Yes he was one of the Akatsuki's assassins" She said as she found what see was looking for.
There lying on the ground was Cerberus totally intact despite have been crushed by a metal tower.
"Cerberus-kun runs a system check!" Lala ordered.
[All system are green] Cerberus said standing, before he sparked [A-atack m-mode d-d-disabled]
"Drat," Lala said snapping her fingers "Run a system checked on HADES mode" she said.
[HADES mode is in perfect condition] Cerberus said.
"Good now go find Naruto-kun and activate HADES mode!" Lala shouted pointing in the direction that Naruto had ran.
...with Naruto and Saki.
'Bang! Bang! Bang! Bang' went Gure's gun as he chased after Naruto and Saki in the street making people duck for cover to avoid getting shot.
"Fuck! I don't think I can keep up much longer." Naruto said as he jumped over a parked car that explode a second later as Gure had summoned a grenade launcher. Naruto was unable to lose the assassin as sometime during the chase Naruto had been shot multiple times. Sure Kyuubi could heal it. But pain wasn't going to fade anything soon. Not to mention that he had some of the bullets lodged in his hide.
'Whoo whoo whoo whoo'! Went the sirens of two police cars as they pursued the two ninjas down the street.
"Snort, how annoying!" Said Gure as he aim the grenade launcher at the police cars and fired.
'BOOM!' went the grenade as it took out the head car causing the second to hit it and flip into the air.
"Fuck this is getting out of hand!" Naruto said to himself as Saki was still in a frozen state. Naruto jumped up landing on a moving car.
'BOOM!' went a car in driving up in front of him causing it to swerve into another car causing a massive pile up.
"Shit!" yelled Naruto as cars went flying as Gure kept firing until he was out of grenades. A semi crashed and turned sideways. "God damnit!" Yelled Naruto, because if he tired to go around the truck Gure would be right on his ass. So he decided to go under while he threw Saki up making her go over.
"AAAAAHHHHH!" screamed Saki as she was launched into the air and over the truck.
"Gotcha!" said Naruto as he caught the girl when she landed.
"ARE YOU FUCKING INSANE!" yelled Saki as being thrown into the air shocked the hell out of her.
"A little."Naruto said grinning as the he ran onto a suspension bridge.
'Zzzat!' went a wave of electricity over his head as Gure summoned a shock sword of some kind.
"JUST DIE ALREADY YOU STUBBORN FUCKING BASTARD!" yelled Gure swinging the sword horizontally making Naruto jump on to a suspension cable and run up to the top of the bridge.
Once Naruto got to the top he was up he was about to continue down the other cable before a red grenade landed in front of him. When it exploded a large fire blocked his path.
"No where to run now boy!" said Gure holding the sword in front of him. "Now be a good brat and hand over the girl!"
"Over my dead body!" Yelled Naruto holding Saki close. "Why are you even after a nice girl like her?" he asked never taking his eyes off the man.
"Because her Father decided to piss off my master," said Gure pacing back and forth. "It seems he didn't learn his lesson the last time when we killed his wife!" he yelled.
"So it was you!" Saki yelled "You killed my mother!" making Naruto go wide eyed.
"Hello again Chimamire no-hime /Bloody princess haha" Gure laughed.
"You son of bitch!" Roar Naruto. "How could you do that? How could you kill a girl's mother right in front of her?!" he asked the man who laughed.
"With a smile on my face!" Gure said rushing the blonde.
"Fuck!" cursed Naruto as he blocks the blade with a kunai only to get shocked by it.
"Haha!" Laughed Gure as he kicks the blonde in the chest and throwing a sonic grenade.
"Ahh!" Screamed the two teens as they covered their ears.
"hahaha" laughed the assassin as he cloaked.
"Huh where he go!?" asked Naruto.
"Over here." Said a voice behind him.
SLASH ZZAT!
"Fuck!" screamed Naruto as his back flared as he was stuck in the back. He tried to get up but was kicked in the gut sending him rolling towards Saki.
"Now be please be a good boy and die!" Said Gure as he decloaked and was about to swing the sword before he was head butted by Cerberus in the gut sending him flying back a ten feet.
"Cerberus?! What are you doing here?" Naruto asked.
[Lala-sama sent me to assist you Naruto-sama] Cerberus said running over to the blondes.
"Lala? Wait Naruto-kun!?" asked Saki surprised as she looked the changed boy over. She looked at the being's face and was surprised to see that it indeed was Naruto.
[Yes my creator] the dog stated making the girl go wide eyed. "She made this thing?!" Saki thought.
"You damn Dog!" yelled Gure getting up. "Four times you prevent me from killing this girl! I have had enough of you!" he yelled rushing at the three of them.
[ACTIVATING HADES MODE!] Cerberus said with its eyes making a white flash.
Cerberus's heads fired at Naruto. Two of the head spat out their chainsaws which was swallowed by the middle head. The side heads latched onto his shoulders while out of the middle head's neck a handle popped out. Naruto caught the handle while the rest of Cerberus' body attracted to his face, and arms becoming a pure black helmet with face guard and set of gauntlets the only thing left bare was his back and chest due to mobility issues.
Cerberus' spine slammed onto the back of the middle becoming a thin flat sword with no edge.
'VROOM! VROOM! VROOOMMMMMM!' went the sword as a chainsaw blade flew out the mouth of the head and wrapped around the sword. The saw tightened up making the blade a chainsaw Katana.
[HADES mode transformation complete] said the heads on Naruto's shoulders.
"Carried away my ass, Lala-chan!" Naruto said looking over the sword and armor. "That girl is a genius" he thought while looking himself over.
"RRAAAGH!" Yelled Gure rushing at the blonde, now that damned Dog was gone.
"Shit!" said Naruto as the blades clashed sending metal and electrically sparks into the air.
'ZZZAT! VROOM! CLANG! CLANG! VROOM! ZZZAT!' Went their blades as they traded blows.
"For your interference I'm going to kill her slowly!"Gure said pushing Naruto back.
"And I'm going to FUCK YOU UP!" Naruto said head butting the assassin. He then but his fingers together in a *t*. "Shadow Clone Jutsu!" Naruto shouted summoning 20 clones making Saki stare at him in amazement. "CHAINSAW BARRAGE!" he shouted naming the technique right off the bat as the clones rushed Gure.
"Idiot, clones don't work if your opponent knows where you!" Gure said going to swipe a clone thinking it was a simple illusion only for the clone to block the strike. "What the!" he yelled as the blades met making a loud CLANG.
"Ha my clones are the real deal!" Naruto mocked as his copies surrounded the assassin.
"That means…" Gure started. "Y-Y-You're from the Veil!" he shouted grabbing a pistol in his hand. He quickly fired at the clones taking about five of them out as Naruto had never faced such a weapon before. But they still rushed the assassin as they still had the advantage.
''ZZZAT! VROOM! VROOM! CLANG! BANG! BANG! POOF! POOF!' went Gure and the clones as they fought.
While the clones and Gure fought Naruto channeled demonic charka into his hand "Hellfire Rasengan!" he yelled shooting the ball of hellish fire as Gure popped the last clone striking the assassin in the arm.
"AHAHAH!" Yelled Gure as the ball blew off his left arm.
"Die!" shouted Naruto as he ran at the assassin and tried to cut his stomach open.
WHAM!
Until the whiskered teen's neck was grabbed by some unseen force and almost threw him off of the bridge.
A figure decloaked where Naruto once stood reveling Shushi in his skull clad mask "Now, now he's not going to get off that easy." Shushi said as he and two other ninjas appeared behind Gure.
"Who the hell are you?!" Naruto asked as he got in a defensive stance.
"Shushi!" Gure said going to strike at the elder ninja "RAGGHHH!" he screamed as Shushi grabbed his arm and squeezed causing the bone to break.
"You god damn junkie do you not realize what you have done!" Shushi roared. "For half a century our master has kept us in the shadow and yet you exposed us in a single day!" he shouted as a news helicopter flew above them.
"What you have brought upon us cannot be undone!" the Ninja roared as Gure's remaining arm was ripped and tore off making the poor bastard scream in pain. "The master has decided you won't be killed," he grabbed the man by the throat and lifted him up in the air "you will suffer from so much pain you will forget you are even alive!" he looked to the two ninjas and said "Take this worm to his fate."
"Yes Shushi-sama" said his underlings bowing before they took the screaming Gure away.
"I warned you not to fail Gure." Shushi said walking away from the two teens.
"Hey where do you think you're going!?" Naruto said getting in front of the tech Ninja
VROOOM! TAT! BANG! BANG! VRRRRR!... Went Naruto's chainsaw before Shushi threw a needlethat lodged itself in the blade's chain which made it banged in protest, before burning out.
"Shit." Naruto shouted as he sheathed the blade before he had his feet kicked out from him by the tech ninja. "Urgh!" grunted the leaf ninja as the tech ninja stomp on his neck.
"Now don't go trying to start a fight with someone who just decided to let you go." Shushi said adding some pressure on the boy's neck. "My master has decided that punishing Gure for exposing us to the world was more important than finishing off some girl and her bodyguard." He threw object on the ground and tapped away at his wrist. "I wouldn't expect him to be so forgiving next time." The tech Ninja said before disappearing.
BEEP! Went the object on the ground with 00:10 appearing on the screen.
"OH SHIT!" Naruto said in realization as he saw what the device on the ground was. "Come on Saki-chan we got to get out of here!" he shouted scooping up the girl bridal style and running for the edge of the bridge.
BOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMM! The device exploded sending Saki, who Naruto wrapped around, and the red headed ninja flying off the bridge and to the water below.
"No please I don't want to die!" cried Saki as she and Naruto fell off the bridge.
"Shit!" Cursed Naruto as he adjusted himself so that he hit the water first, it was a long shot but maybe he'll be able to take the brunt of the impact so that Saki had a chance. "Let's hope for a miracle!" Naruto thought as he held the girl to his chest.
[Flight mode engaged!] Said Cerberus as a large pair of pure black wings sprang from Naruto's back. (Think Lala's wings just larger and without the spiral on the end)
"Wings!?" he said as he flipped around and started to slow lift up into the air. "Okay that's it I kissing Lala-chan as soon as I get back.
"Huh!?" said Saki as she felt herself be lifted up into the sky. She looked up at Naruto and found herself in awe as she looked up at the boy whose arms she was in.
"He's like an angel." Thought the girl as she nuzzled into his chest. "What are you Naruto-kun?" she asked.
"A Demon" Naruto said looking away from the girl with sadness in voice.
"Now you're just being silly." Saki said berating him "Because right now you look like an angel!"She said hugging him close.
"Well thanks Saki-chan" Naruto said blushing as he flew back towards the school that had police cars gather in front of it. He flew down and dropped behind the corner of the building. Once the two of them landed Cerberus changed back into his dog form and Naruto changed to his human form.
"Hey where are you going?" asked Saki as Naruto and Cerberus walked away.
"Your return is going to draw a lot of attention." Sated Naruto. "Attention that I should avoid at all cost." He said looking into her eyes.
"Why, you're a hero Naruto-kun!" protested the girl.
"You don't understand Saki-chan."Naruto said. "While yes that assassin was after you his master will call off the hit for a while. That skull faced guy only let us go because he thought I was you're bodyguard. If he had known who I was he would've stomped me in the dirt." He said crossing his arms.
"Why are they after you?!" Saki asked shocked.
"Because I have a demon inside me Saki-chan and they want it really bad. I don't know why but it can't be good." Naruto said seriously. "It's why I came to Japan in the first place to hide from them, but it seems I ended up in the middle of their nest." He said. "And more importantly you should stay away from me." He said sternly.
"Why?!" Saki asked shocked.
"Because if I'm seen with you they will come after you three times as hard just to get at me!" Naruto said walking away leaving the girl alone with her thoughts.
"Naruto-kun." Saki said quietly to herself as Naruto and Cerberus disappeared.
….In a larger tower.
"Terror strikes the streets today as 20 people have passed away because a mad gunman fired high explosives on the open street as he hope to capture and kill the Tenjouin Group's heir one Miss Saki Tenjouin the only child of the CEO, Ryuuga Tenjouin." Said a reporter on the TV. "While Miss Saki was vague on exactly what happened, due to probably being traumatized by the events as the girl was found covered in explosive residue. But she said that she was saved by her "Guardian Angel." Said the reporter. "In a different story, are angels among us?" They said as a blur picture appeared on screen.
"This complicates things" Sasori said as he turned off the TV in his lab.
"Yes it does but it matters little with the plans of the Akatsuki exposure was unavoidable." Kakuzu said waving off the endeavor like it was nothing. "Thankfully Gure only displayed low tier abilities regarding ninjustu so he can be written off as a high class merc in a worst case scenario. Don't want the rest of the world to know about the Elemental Nations quite yet." He stated.
"Don't need the war to start before we're even ready." Sasori said as he typed away on a computer causing a large figure behind some glass to slowly stir to life. To slow for the master puppeteers tastes. While Saisho was able to operate on the AI programing in his hardware. But Saisho was six foot, five inches small enough for his processor to handle. But for the unit behind the glass, the Chimera unit which stood at an impressive twenty-five foot, ten inches, his processor couldn't manage the power needed to move the machine's bulk fast enough for combat purposes.
"Please master forgive me!" Beg Gure as he was strapped to a table in Sasori's lab.
"Quiet Gure! Just sit there and accept your fate like a man!" Growled Kakuzu.
And here we have the solution to the processing power. The greatest computer made by nature….. The human brain. When Sasori realized the solution to his problem was to resort to using his old methods for making human puppets he actually locked himself in his lab and laughed for two days. For three years he had been ignoring his art and devoting himself to the robotics of the outside world. And yet to complete his greatest creation all he had to do was to tinker with his puppets one day to relieve some stress for the revelation to come to him.
So He melded the robotics of the outside world with his art making a fusion between worlds a CHIMERA of machine and man.
"Calm down Gure you should actually be honored you're about to receive the greatest gift anyone can receive." Sasori said as he took out a bone saw.
"And what would that be?" Gure asked panicking as the glass opened up bringing the large robot forward. The sight of the thing frighten him as a compartment opened up in its chest.
BUZZZZZZZZ
As Sasori leaned over with the saw he couldn't help but smile and say "Immortally."
"AHHHHHH!" screamed Gure as the saw cut into his skull.
"Once I analyze the data from the CHIMERA my masterpiece will be complete" Sasori thought to himself as he cut into Gure's skull.
…. The next day during free period.
"Man Naruto-kun what in the world is your body made of?!" asked Yui as looked over her boyfriend. "I mean Lala-chan told me what happened. You were shot and blown up yet you're up and about the next day!? How is that even possible?" the girl asked confused.
Naruto just shrugged "In all honesty I gave up when Sasuke shoved his fist through my chest twice." He said getting looks from his friends.
"Wait, twice?" said Risa. "But how come there isn't another scar?" she asked.
"Umm he hit me in the same spot twice hehe" Naruto said laughing.
"How could you let a guy hit you in the chest twice in the same spot?" Rito asked cocking an eyebrow.
"I was a dumbass before you guys met me!" Naruto shouted.
"What do you mean by was?" said Yui grinning making a tic mark on her boyfriend's head.
"What was that you stick in the mud?!" Naruto said getting in his girlfriend's face.
"You heard me you bumbling idiot!" shouted Yui pressing her forehead into his.
"Oh is that so you She-devil!" said Naruto said pushing back.
"Moron!" Shouted Yui.
"Pencil pusher!" he shouted back.
"At least I pick up a pencil!" she snapped back.
…With Risa and the others
"Sigh, those two fight like an old married couple I swear," Deadpanned Rito getting nods from everyone.
"Yeah, but I bet the sex is going to be great!" Cheered Risa.
"It is for me." Sated Lala as she walk into the classroom giggling as Yui brought out her worn out dictionary when Naruto called her a bitch.
"Lala-chan where have you been?" Asked Naruto grabbing Yui's arm as she was about to smack him in the head. "And where is Cerberus?" he asked as the dog was nowhere in sight.
"Oh I gave Cerberus to someone who needs him more." Lala said sitting down.
"Who needs him more than a princess?!" asked the Ninja.
"HAHAHAHA!" came the laugh of Saki as she, her friends and Cerberus stepped into the classroom. Again the girl was only wearing a cloak concealing her body.
"Saki-chan what are you doing here, I thought your dad would have you under lock and key given what went down!" Naruto said pleasantly surprised to see the girl still in school.
"I convince Daddy that I would be safer here given that you and dear Cerberus-kun here saved my life" Saki said petting the dog lovingly making its leg twitch in pleasure. "I like going to Sanian high as I have so much freedom to act like myself." She said. "I rather die enjoying myself here then live miserable at some private school." She said with a huff. Saki then took a few steps until she was directly in front of Naruto.
"Besides I haven't properly thank you yet Naruto-sama" she said bowing before the boy.
"Sama? When the hell I become a Sama?" Naruto asked quirking an eyebrow in confusion at the girl bowing before him.
"Once you saved my life yesterday you became quite a respected figure to the Tenjouin." Saki explained. "The honor of my family demands I repay you. And in my family there is only one thing that can repay the saving of a life" Saki said standing up and letting the cloak drop to the ground.
"Holy shit….." Naruto said as he had a nose bleed as before him Saki was in nothing but pure white underwear.
"For saving my life the repayment is life." Saki said blushing. "My family's honor demands that the next heir to the Tenjouin have your blood. So please take my body and make it yours Naruto-Sama!" Saki shouted as she stood before him.
"Ummmmm I have no I idea what to do right now….." Naruto said looking like a deer caught in the headlights especially since he was underneath the stare of Yui who was just smiling at him sweetly. OH MY GOD HE WAS SCARED AS HELL!
"Why accept her of course!" Lala chirped happily.
"Wha?" Naruto said looking really confused.
"Allow me to explain Naruto-dono" Peke said from atop Lala's head. "When you will marry Lala-sama you'll become heir to the throne of Deviluke but you have to remember that your home planet is the Earth. As an orphan you sadly have no family ties to your home, and given what you told us of your past no real emotional ties. The only thing you have are ties of friendship, but friendship can only go so far." Peke sated. "Thus when the next heir takes the throne they will have no real reason to care if the Earth is in peril. This is not fair to the Earth from a political point of view." Sighed the hairclip. "Thus accepting Saki-sama's proposal would be a wise move" said the shape shifting robot.
"Umm I know little to nothing of politics so how would that be a wise move?" Naruto asked.
" $$%%^%$^%" Peke cursed in binary. Her creator was marrying a meat head! "Stupid organic! Having a child with Saki-sama would make the next heir have a reason to give a damn about your home planet because they would have family who would be a citizens of Earth! Basically you be having a child with Saki-sama to ensure Earth safety as having familial ties would force that heir to protect it." Said the robot.
"I think I understand, that I got to knock up Saki-chan for political reasons. And if so what the hell, I mean we need to get to know each other first, and I want a child to be made out of love, not for politics!" Naruto sated seriously.
This statement actually made Saki smile as she was glad that the boy wasn't the typical horn dog and want to get to know each first.
"And if we're discussing political children, wouldn't having a child with Yui-chan basically serve the same means?" Naruto asked making Yui turn bright red as her mind imagined children with various features from Naruto and her.
"No offense to Yui-chan, Naruto-sama but the girl is of common blood." Saki said with a matter of fact attitude. "While her children would have a certain pull with Lala-chan's children they would have no status with those of certain royal and finical status here on Earth." The girl stated. "I on other hand am the heir of the Tenjouin family. A family that's not only well known in the financial world but also of noble descent." Saki said proudly. "When Lala-chan told me who she was and who you become I knew giving myself to you as payment was a wise decision." The girl said sitting on his lap. "It may seem like I'm using you for political gains but I honestly want to be with you Naruto-sama, so please at least give me a chance." Saki said kissing the whiskered boy's cheek.
"Fine I'll give you a chance," Naruto said making Saki perk up. "But I tell you now I don't plan on having kids until I'm in my twenties, you both hear me!" he said staring at Lala at the end.
"At the rate you go that seems very unlikely" Risa said.
"God damnit this what I get for using every birthday and shooting star, wishing for a family." Groaned the Ninja. Evidently his wishes stacked.
"What's going on in here!?" asked the classroom's teacher nervously as he saw Saki in nothing but her underwear and Naruto groaning.
"The madness that is my life sensei, just the madness of my life." Naruto sighed.
….
And done!
Sorry guys I didn't mean to take so long. It just life got in the way. You see my best friend just moved away and I was spending as much time with him as I could so I had no time to work on my story. But now he's gone so now I can only really hang out with him online or when he comes to visit and that will be limited.
But such is life.
So hopefully I'll be able to work on my story a little better from now on.
And again sorry for the wait.
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