Chapter 7 – Phil is not on fire

This is my third day on Phil's house. I woke up around eleven with my arm around Phil's waist. He was still asleep so I stayed still trying to not wake him up. I was supposed to sleep in my own bed in the guests' room, but every night I have been sneaking into Phil's bed without anyone noticing. It felt good to be next to him, and fall asleep with his hand on mine.

When I tried to get up to go to the bathroom, I accidentally ended up waking him. He opened his eyes slowly and then looked at me smiling.

"Hey sleepy head" I said. "Sorry for waking you."

From his mouth only came an indistinctive sound and then he rolled to his other side and closed his eyes again.

I walked to the bathroom trying to not make any more noises. After my business there was done I went back to Phil's room to check if he had fell asleep again. As I entered the room he opened one eye and asked:

"What time is it?" in a very sleep voice.

"Ten past eleven."

"Urrghh…" Another animalistic sound.

I joined him again on the bed, hugging him from behind. We stayed like that for a few minutes and then he turned to face me.

"So what do you want to do today Dan?" He asked.

"Hmmm… I don't know. But we can't spend all the days while I'm here playing games. I'm getting tired of always winning." I answered with a mocking smile.

"Shut up. I won two rounds!"

"Yeah… from what? Twenty rounds?"

"Nooooooo!" Now he was getting frustrated.

I started laughing at his angry face and gave him a kiss on the cheek.

"You will have to do better than that for me to forgive you." He said looking to the wall, avoiding my eyes.

"Oh really?" I said, and proceeded to give him a kiss on his forehead.

"Better...!" He demanded. This is going to be fun, teasing Phil. I approached his face and then kissed his nose.

"Still not good enough!" He said between his teeth. I approached again and gave him a kiss in his jaw line.

"You are such a tease!" He said now loud, grabbing my wrists and turning me around, so he was now the one staying on top.

I looked up to him, and I could see in his eyes, that I provoked him more than I was expecting to. The next thing I know, his mouth crushed against mine and we are suddenly sharing one of the most passion kisses I haver had in my entire life. Our lips were moving synchronized and I could feel the tension in the room start to rise. He then separated his lips from mine and moved down to my neck; there he started to kiss gently until his teeth started to give me smile bites, but not strong enough to hurt. While he was entertained with my neck, my hands were travelling his torso, up and down, but I was also concentrated to not letting any sound coming out of my mouth, as much as I wanted to.

Suddenly we heard steps in the hallway and Phil quickly sat up, leaving me still in the same position on the bed. Few seconds after, there were two knocks on the door, and then Phil's mum appeared on the other side.

"Good morning boys" She said looking at both of us smiling. "Just wanted to tell you if any of you are hungry, lunch is ready."

"Thanks mum, we will be down in a minute," said Phil.

She smiled again and retreated from the room. Only when her steps were far away I said:

"That was close." And laughed.

"Do you think she noticed anything?" Phil asked somehow concerned.

"I don't know… Even if she didn't, mums' know these kinda things."

After lunch we both got back to Phil's room to decide what would we do today.

"Why don't we film a video together?" Suggested Phil. "You are a youtuber in the making so it would only help you, right?"

"Yeah, I guess it's a good idea, but what about?"

"Hmm… We could ask to our subscribers on Twitter to send us some questions, like Q&A stuff."

"Well, seems fun, let's do it."

One hour after we were ready to start filming. We received around seventy questions from our followers, a good number to start and plenty of choices.

"Ready?" Phil asked.

"Of course!" I exclaimed happily, and then he turned the camera on. "Which one should we pick first?"

He searched through the questions and picked the most appropriate one to start. I asked:

"Okay, if you had to lose your leg or your nose, what would you lose?"

"I would lose my leg. Imagine my face without a nose?" Phil answered. I tried to imagine him without a nose; that would be pretty funny to see actually. And then I remembered:

"Voldemort as no nose…" I smiled "…and he's pretty fit to be honest."

Out of nowhere Phil says:

"I look like Voldemort." And then started to make an impersonation of him, with a husky voice. I just thought to myself, really Phil? Maybe you do look like him and added:

"I would bang Voldemort".

He noticed my comment and looked at me with a cocky smile.

"Maybe I would rather lose my nose after all." He came close to me and gave me a small kiss on the lips. I smiled shyly trying to focus on the next question.

"Ninja or pirate?"

"Ninja" he answered, making ninja sounds afterward.

We looked at the questions again and saw a funny one, that wasn't really a question. My subscribers are a bunch of creeps sometimes.

"I am naked right now," I said. Phil just answered with a horrendous sexual noise.

"Why do you always make cat whiskers on your face?"

Phil got up quickly to grab a black pen and started drawing cat whiskers on my face.

"How do I look?" I asked making a sexy expression.

"Grrrr" Said Phil, and we both started laughing.

"My turn." He passed me the pen and I drew some on his face.

"Okay, next question!"

We search again through the question and picked:

"What does a giraffe sound like?"

Right after, Phil made the worst giraffe sound I could possible imagine. We started laughing.

"Every animal makes that noise with you" I pointed out. And he started to make the sound again, repeating it more three times.

"That's enough Phil, my ears are about to explode!" I complained. He just stuck his tongue out like he always does when he knows he's being silly.

"Would you eat ham everyday for the rest of your life if you got paid a million pound for every month you lived?"

"Yes." replied Phil without hesitation. "Although, I would probably die from ham poisoning."

"Ham overdo," I added.

"Ham overdose."

"Ham." I said making a funny sound on the 'h', which Phil repeated with even more emphases.

"Is your house still hunted?" Someone asked to Phil, which remind me that I noticed when I arrived, that his house was quite spooky at night. I replied for him: "You may not know but Phil actually lives in the hotel from the film The Shinning."

Next thing, I grabbed the camera and made a mini tour around the house, filming the creepy things I noticed before. When I was done, we got back to the room to finish some more questions.

"Who was your first love?"

"Your mum."

I looked at him and punched him on the shoulder.

"Hahaha… Not funny."

"You're the one always making that joke!"

I rolled my eyes and continued reading questions. This one seemed interesting:

"May I stroke your glabella?"

"What's a glabella?" Phil asked as confused as me.

"Let's find out what a glabella is!" I suggested. We picked Phil's laptop and started searching it on Google. In some website, it said that it's the space between the eyebrows and above the nose. Well, that's disappointing; I truly expected something more naughty. Phil then, had the brilliant idea of showing the diagram we found out explained where it was, and obviously, we couldn't see anything in the camera, due to the brightness of the computer screen.

We continued answering more questions and being silly, until in one of them we started laughing about his reply, and unexpectedly Phil decided to rest his head on my chest for a while. It felt good I have to admit, but I still don't know how to react, so I ended up smiling timidly. We were getting tired of all the questions, so we decided that we would only do another one to finish.

"If you came with a warning label, what would it say?"

"Danger" Said Phil with a "manly" voice. "Okay, I think we are done." He added quite impatiently.

I started to say "This was the most fun I've ever had…" but I has interrupted by Phil pushing me against the floor.

"Wha… what are you doing Phil?" I asked to his face, now only a few inches from mine.

"What I've been wanting to do since we started filming." He then proceeded to kiss me passionately; I liked when Phil got all dominant. The only thing I could think was that I never wanted this week to end. That, and that we need to cut this part from the video. Our first video together. Phil is not on fire.