I swear I need to lock myself in this room and finish this story. Each chapter that keeps popping up in manga is punching me in the god damn face. Sigh….thankfully I can work with it, but I don't know how much longer that's going to last.
I'm trying to keep it canon as much as possible but damn stories are throwing fucking curves balls at me. That's right BOTH stories!
Will one of you guys come crack me in the head with a golf club? Just please end it all. :….( Anyone?
Crickets in the background.
God damnit fine! Here's your chapter!
Harem list…..
Lala Deviluke
Yui Kotegawa
Yami aka Golden Darkness
Risa Momioka
Saki Tenjouin
Oc Rouge Female Urban Veil ninja -Isabella Bea-sexy Latina ninja, with a Day of the Dead theme.
Oc Female Jashinist Heretic-Maigo Tamashi (Means- Lost child, Soul)
Mikan Yuuki
Oshizu Murasame
Momo Veila Deviluke
Nana Aster Deviluke
Ryouko Mikado
Run Elsie Jewelria-nothing sexual until her and Ren split into two beings. But Run will flirt a lot.
No Hinata
No Sakura
If you want to read a fic with those pairings just go to the non-crossover section.
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I don't own Naruto and To Love ru-getting tired of this bullshit!
…..Chapter 10- You try too hard.
Around a week later.
A white and black haired boy couldn't help but smirk at his luck as he found himself cornered by a large thug. "This will be a good final test for my manliness." He thought to himself.
"Pfft why are you smirking punk don't you realize the trouble that you're in right now?" said a thug with lip ring that was chained to his eyebrow. "Just give me your money and clothes and I'll leave you unharmed." The thug said giving the boy a chance. Unlike the Jashinists that had been plaguing the country lately he was your normal mugger, meaning he wasn't going to leave a body in an alley just for the hell of it.
"Ha you're the fool you are nothing compared to my manliness" the white haired boy said rushing the thug until his hair brushed his nose making him sneeze and making a cloud of smoke appear. "Achoo!" Poof!
Out of the cloud of smoke came a teenage girl with green hair who had this owlish look on her face as she ran into the thug's chest. "Huh? Where am I?" the girl said looking around confused. Once the girl got her bearings she sighed in frustration "Stupid Ren, taking action without even consulting me!"
"What the hell?!" shouted the thug in surprise. "How did you change from a boy to a girl?" he demanded grabbing the girl's wrist.
"Let go you're hurting me!" the girl said trying to get out of the man's grip.
"Not until you answer my questions!" growled the man "Why can you change?!" he demanded.
"LET ME GO!" screamed the girl getting attention of a certain ninja as he was heading back home after getting ramen. Why Naruto was strangely alone right now was because Lala was inventing something and quite literally kick him out of the house. He had a feeling that was going to happen a lot. He shook his head, he worry about his issues later. Right now someone needed help.
He forced his transformation and changed his clothes changing them to the armor he got from Cerberus minus the shoulders and gauntlets. The helmet stayed as it help keep his identity secret as he didn't want the media or the Akatsuki hounding him.
Naruto jumped up and used chakra to stick to the wall as he broke copyright laws and snuck into the alley like Spiderman.
"If don't answer me I'm going to beat the answers out of you!" the thug shouted going to strike the girl until he felt his arm being grabbed and was lifted off the ground.
The thug went pale as he heard a voice above him growl "Didn't your mother ever teach you not to hit girls!" When he looked up he became scared out of his mind as his grandmother told him about monsters called Oni that would capture and eat the liver of naughty children.
"Please Mister Oni please don't eat my liver!" cried the grown ass man.
Naruto couldn't help but smirk as he pulled the man up further and put a claw on his stomach "Sorry but I got onions that need cooked back at home." He said making the man pass out from fear making Naruto roll his eyes as he stuck a note to the man's forehead and drop the guy in a dumpster below. The note said that he better behave or his liver was his.
He drop to the ground making the green haired girl go 'EEP!' from surprise. "You okay?" he asked the girl.
"Yeah I'm fine" the girl said looking at the being in front of her in awe. She heard what the man had called him an Oni. A real live Oni! "Thank you Mister Oni, my name is Run!" she said bowing her head in thanks.
"Hehe no problem Run-chan, but I got to ask why are you wearing boy's clothes?" Naruto asked.
"It's a long story." Sighed Run.
"Ha I bet." Laughed Naruto. "You going to be alright? Do you need me to take you home?" The ninja asked sincerely.
"Thank you but I'll be fine I was actually meeting my brother down the street when I got mugged." Run said trying not to reveal she was an alien.
Naruto looked at the girl knowing she was trying to hide something but he let it go as he figure it wasn't his business. "If you say so Run-chan but please be careful, the streets get dangerous at night." He warned.
"I will and thank you again!" Run said as Naruto deployed the wing attachment and took off into the air. "Maybe Ren dragging me to this planet wasn't such a bad thing." She said before frowning. She grabbed a brick scratch a message on the ground and threw the rock high above her head then made herself sneeze.
"Achoo! Huh what happen?" Ren said before looking down at the message his other half made. "Look up?" he asked looking up only to get a brick to the face. If there was one thing Run hate more than anything it was Ren getting into danger and making her deal with it. Whenever that happens Run would get vindictive. "Ow damn you Run!" Ren said as he laid on the ground in pain.
The next day.
"Yaaawwwwn!" went Naruto as he, Lala and Yui walked to school.
"You still sleepy Naruto-kun?" asked Yui.
"Yeah I was up late last night flying around so that I could learn how to effectively fly. And then I spotted this thug mugging this defenseless girl who was oddly wearing boy's clothes." He said shrugging at the last part when Yui and Lala looked at him funny. "I'm guessing she's a tom boy" he said yawning again. And there was another reason he was tired as it was a small side effect from the medicine that Mikado Sensei gave him. The side effect weren't anything major other than being tired and having his senses and reaction times be put to human level. Thankfully a good dose of adrenaline would burn out the medicine so it wasn't a big problem just a minor annoyance. "Man let's get to class so I can sleep for five minutes." He said to the girls yawning again.
"Naruto-kun those five minutes are meant for last minute studying not sleeping!" berated Yui.
"That a matter of opinion my dear, and my opinion is sleep." The blonde stated making the black hair girl sigh as her boyfriend made a valid argument.
"Seems he's starting to use that head of his" Yui thought smirking.
Meanwhile as the three of them walked inside a new person stood outside the school's gate.
"Seinan Private High school" said a boy outside the school. "She's here" he said walking inside.
….in the class room.
"Can I get everyone's attention?!" said the teacher as he walk in. To his pleasure everyone immediately quieted down.
"Thank you, now this might be sudden but…." He stops as he heard a loud snoring somewhere in the class. "Hmm, who is snoring!?" he asked looking around the room. He spots Naruto with his head on his desk snoring with a small puddle of drool forming. "Yui-chan if you'd be so kind?" he asked getting a nod from the girl.
"WAKE UP!" Shouted Yui in Naruto's ear.
"I'M SORRY SENSEI PLEASE DON'T THROW ME OFF A CLIFF AGAIN!" yelled Naruto jumping out of his desk getting everyone to look at their teacher.
"I did no such thing!" said the teacher protesting.
"Uh?" asked Naruto looking around. "Oh I wasn't talking about you Sensei." Naruto said sitting back down.
"Who threw you off a cliff?" asked Lala.
"Ero-sensei," Naruto said simply getting sweat drops from his friends.
"Now I know why Zastin is afraid of Jiraiya-sama," thought Lala as the teacher went back to saying what he was before.
"Okay, I know this may be sudden but we have a new transfer student." The teacher announced.
"What? Another transfer student?" asked Risa.
"Lala-chan just transferred here not too long ago." Stated Mio.
"Oh I hope it's another cute girl!" said Risa happily.
But to her and all the single guys' disappointment it was a boy with white and black hair.
"This is Ren Elsie Jewelria-kun. I hope you all get along with him" Said the teacher.
"Pleased to meet you all" said the boy named Ren flipping his hair making all the single girls gush.
"Oh a foreigner again, lovely!" said a random girl.
"He's cute!" said another.
"Let's see if we have any empty seats…" the teacher said looking at his desk as Ren walked towards Lala.
"I've found you," Ren said grabbing onto Lala hands "My bride!" he said getting surprised and irritated looks from Lala and her friends.
"Great!" shouted Naruto "Just what I needed to get the blood flowing, another bastard!" He said blocking a blow from Yui. That girl was keeping his reflexes up if nothing else.
"Even after all these years I knew it was you the moment I saw your beauty as there is no one grander than you! Your smile sheds a light into my heart just like the sun. You really are a goddess." Ren said getting a confused look from Lala.
"Hey!" Shouted Saruyama "What do you mean, 'bride'?!" he asked.
"Are you Naruto Uzumaki?" Ren asked pointing at Saruyama.
"No, I'm not." Saruyama said chuckling a little along with everyone else. "Oh my god this guy wants to challenge Naruto! Oh man I need to get some popcorn haha!" laughed Saruyama inside his head. It was always so fun to see someone challenge his friend.
"Don't get Saruyama confused with someone else it demeaning to be compared to him" said Rito grinning as Saruyama gave him the evil eye.
(Aw friends, always busting each other's chops.)
"So, you're him!" said Ren moving his hand from Saruyama to Rito.
"Now you're just going down the line, aren't you?" deadpanned the orange haired boy.
"If you're looking for Naruto Uzumaki." Said Naruto said standing up making Ren pale a little as Naruto easily towered a foot over him and his form was ripped with pure muscle. "I'm right here." Naruto said pointing his thumb at his chest.
"Oh my god! What kind of a monster is Lala-chan marrying?!" thought Ren as he looked up at the blonde. "No! I mustn't falter, I must prove to Lala-chan that I am a MAN!" he thought with determination. "Naruto Uzumaki, I declare I will take back Lala from you!" he said staring at the boy.
To this Naruto simply cock an eyebrow, "Oh this guy is going for the 'make her fall in love with me instead' approach; instead of doing something that will get his ass handed to him. This one has a brain. " He thought grinning. If the boy didn't do anything to really cause trouble there was little Naruto could actually do, else he just look like a bully; something that he would hate to be.
"I have a question!" said Lala standing up.
"What is it, Lala-chan?" Ren asked the girl sincerely.
Lala put her hand together smiled and asked innocently "Who are you?"
"Wha….?!" Said Ren with a devastated look.
"HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" yelled Naruto as he rolled on the ground laughing his ass off, and Rito and Saruyama looked to be one good joke from joining him. "Oh the look on your face haha it looked like you got bitch slapped by a toad! That's one staying in the mental bank hahaha!" Said Naruto standing up still chuckling.
"H-how typical of Lala. This won't be easy." Ren said ignoring Naruto "But I haven't lost yet." He said smoothly "That's because…" He held his fist up "I'm a man!" he said.
"Really? Because I thought you were a fairy given your speech." Said Naruto smirking.
"Hahahahaha!" Laughed Rito and Saruyama.
"SHUT UP!" yelled Ren. "Let me show you the relationship I had with Lala-chan." Said Ren pulling out a picture.
"Hmm what this?" asked Naruto as he held the picture. "Wait is that Lala?" he thought looking at the picture.
"Hey that's me when I was little!" said Lala looking at the picture.
"You look really cute Lala-chan." Said Naruto smiling as Lala stood on her toes and whisper into his ear.
"Now imagine her with blue eyes or blonde hair, maybe even red" she said smiling lovingly making the boy blush a deep red.
Naruto shook his head, damn Lala and this baby thing. "And who is the other person?" he asked looking at the picture.
"That's me," stated Ren "Lala would always dress me like a girl."
"WAAHAHAHAHAHA and you let her! Oh man you're sad! HAHAHAHAHA." said Naruto as he fell to the ground again with Saruyama and Rito joining him this time.
"HAHAHA I can't breathe!" said Rito on the ground with Haruna trying to calm him although she held her hand to her mouth to stifle her giggle.
"HAHAHAHA! It hurts!" Laughed Saru, as Yui tried helping him even though she was covering her mouth like Haruna.
"SHUT UP YOU JERKS!" roared Ren getting them to stop laughing and stand back up.
"Oh, I remember you now!" said Lala happily "You're Cry-Baby Ren!" she said in realization.
"HAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAH!" laughed everyone in the class.
"OH MY GOD!HHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" Laughed Naruto slapping his knees. Guess he didn't have to worry about Lala falling for Ren if that's what the girl thought of him.
"SHUT THE HELL UP!" Ren yelled in frustration. Once everyone calmed down he continued his story. "You finally remembered." Ren said repressing the memory of the class laughing at him. "That's right, back then, I was your toy. You thought I looked like a girl, so you dressed me up in girls' clothes." He said.
"You used me as a guinea pig for your inventions." He said remembering. "I had a fulfilling life." He said. "You also made me cry every day but those were also good memories." Ren said holding his chin.
"What are you, a masochist?" asked Naruto cocking an eyebrow and getting a glare from Ren. "And are you going to use me as a guinea pig are you Lala-chan?" he asked his fiancé.
"Yep!" chirped Lala.
"Damnit!" cursed the Ninja.
"Each day was thrilling" said Ren putting his hand on his hips "And one day, Lala made me a promise." He said. "She said if I became manly, she would marry me!" he said happily.
"Did you say that?" asked Peke whispering.
Lala held her chin and answered "Hmm, I'm not sure."
"And now, I've come here!" Ren announced. "Do you know what this means, Naruto Uzumaki?!" he asked the blonde. "I've come to show Lala that I've become manly!" he said pointing at himself.
"Yeah but I really don't care." Said Naruto sitting down.
"And I will prove that I'm more manly then you" Ren said pointing at Naruto.
"Snort, good luck with that cross dresser," said Naruto putting his chin on his hand. "I know of only two guys who can do that, and those two are back in my old home town." He said thinking of Rock Lee and Gai Sensei. He missed Lee as that guy despite his quirks; Naruto thought Lee was a bad ass. How could he not! The guy was unconscious, had a broken arm and a leg, and was still trying to fight. "Damnit now I want to spar with Bushy Brows!" Naruto thought inwardly smiling that would be a fun match. (Foreshadowing)
"Excuse me. Can I start class?" asked the teacher.
"No" said Naruto sarcastically grinning.
WHAM! Yui cracked him over the head.
"Ow! I meant go right on ahead!" said Naruto as he rubbed the bump on his head.
…..Later in the hallway as Naruto was walking to the next class.
"Ahhhhhh!" yelled Ren as he ran down the hall to catch up with Naruto. The boy caught his breath before pulling out a book and ripping it in half and grinned.
"Oh, How manly." Said people in the hall making Ren grinned.
Naruto only sighed before turning around. Ren grinned as he thought he was victorious, only to be shocked when Naruto returned with a dust pan and brush.
"There's no need to make a mess." He said sweeping up the paper and throwing it away in the hallway trash.
"Aw, what a gentleman!" cooed some girls as Yui walked up to him, having seen it from the classroom.
"Thank you Naruto-kun" said Yui kissing the boy on the cheek making him rub the back of his head. "And you!" Yui turning around and pointing her finger at a nervous Ren. "Ten demerit points for running in the hall and purposely making a mess!" she yelled handing him a slip.
"Wha!?" Said Ren as he looked at the slip.
…..After class.
Naruto open the door to the class room only to cock his head to the side as he heard a noise.
"Ah tatatatatata!" Ren said running toward Naruto with both hands out. The boy tired to push the blonde out of the way to knock him down, so he could get in front of him. Key word tired as he bounced off and fell down.
Naruto slightly irritated pulled the boy up, smacked him in the back of the head, and kicked him out the doorway. "Be careful Baka!" he shouted as he and Lala walked to gym class.
"Ow!" said Ren as he lay on the ground. Rito and Saru looked at the poor boy and shook their heads.
….Gym class.
The boys of the class were jogging laps around the field while the girls were stretching. Naruto, Rito and Saruyama were as usual at the front of the pack as they were the most physically fit of the class.
"Oh Haruna-chan you must feel so happy since you have muscular man like Rito-kun as your boyfriend." Said Risa as she groped Haruna from behind. "I'm mean, he's not as hot as Naruto-kun but Rito-kun is a nice catch." She said teasing.
"I like Rito-kun regardless of his muscles" said Haruna blushing.
"But it doesn't mean you don't like them!" Risa proclaimed making the girl's blush become redder.
"Rito-kun is in quite good shape isn't he" said Lala looking at the boys jogging. "In fact Saruyama-kun is in good shape to." She said holding her chin.
"It's all thanks to Naruto-kun" said Mio as the girls started doing jumping jacks. "Before he came along Rito-kun and Saruyama-kun were nothing but string beans!" she said. "Then over one summer break they started working out with Naruto-kun and when they came back from break they were quite muscular." Mio said as the started on the next exercise.
"Really?!" asked Lala amazed.
"Yeah the only reasons they were single was because Rito-kun only had eyes for Haruna-chan and Saruyama-kun is a perv." Risa said smiling when talking about Rito and frown when talking about Saruyama.
"He'll never get a girl if he doesn't chill out" Mio said getting nods from the girls.
"Oh he'll grow out of it eventually; we are still freshmen after all." Risa stated.
"Hey what Ren-kun doing?" asked Haruna pointing at the boys.
With the boys….
"Yaahhhahaha" Yelled Ren as he sprint his laps around the field laughing each time he passed Naruto.
"It's become a marathon." deadpanned Rito.
"He's an idiot!" stated Naruto.
"It is kinda of manly." Said Saruyama shrugging.
"Yeah but look what's goanna happen." Said Naruto pointing at Ren as he finished his laps.
"Hahaha I beat you Naruto Uzu…..Blagh!" said Ren cheering before he grew green and threw up on the ground
"Yeah, I like to taste my food only once." Said Naruto as he continued running. "Yeah" said all the boys nodding.
….After the warm-ups.
"Here you go," said Lala smiling as she handed Naruto a towel.
"Ah thank you Lala-chan." Said Naruto as he dried himself off.
"Lala-chan!" Ren coming to the wash area after cleaning up his mess. "What do you think? I've become manly, haven't I?" he asked even though he had a little puke on his face.
"Ah, I don't really know." Said Lala as she didn't pay attention to him.
"Wh-why? I've become so manly." Ren said looking devastated.
"Man I don't why you asked that when you have puke on you." Deadpanned Naruto as he removed his shirt making all the girls go gaga.
….a few feet away.
"Ah, Naruto-sama has the body of a god" said Saki dreamily as she and her friends stood to the side and freshened up. She was so happy that she had gym class with him today. "My children will not only be bless with my beauty but gifted with the strength of their father, hahaha!" the golden hair girl laughed proudly.
"They will be quite the sight indeed Saki-sama" Rin said nodding her head as she sat on a bench as she was excused from P.E. given her injuries from Gure.
"Your children will be as close to perfection as possible Saki-sama." Aya said making a chart of possibilities of what her friend's future children will be like.
The three of them got out their conversation when they saw Ren creeping behind Naruto.
"Hey what the new kid doing to Naruto-sama…..Oh my god!" shouted Saki.
….Earlier with Ren.
"I'll teach you to make fun of me Naruto Uzumaki." Ren said quietly as he creep up behind Naruto. "Ha gotcha!" Said Ren as he pants Naruto. He expected everyone to point and laugh at the boy instead he looked around and saw all the girls either blush or have nose bleeds.
"Ah! Risa-chan calm down!" Yelled Mio as she Yui and Haruna restrained the girl.
"LET ME GO GOD DAMNIT, I MUST CONGUER KING DONG!" screamed Risa as she drooled. "I WILL NOT BE DENIED!" Risa said breaking free.
"Damnit, not again!" Yelled Naruto running away from Risa who was right on his tail.
"COME BACK HERE NARUTO-KUN!" yelled Risa swiping at him.
"Not in public damn it!" Naruto said dodging the girl.
"THEN FIND A BROOM CLOSET!" the girl yelled.
"I'll get you for this Ren!" yelled Naruto as he ran from the sex crazed girl.
Ren just stared at the ground with a shell shocked look until a shadow loomed over him.
"How dare you show mere commoner Naruto-sama's privates, only women of high standard are allowed to see it!" Yelled Saki as she stood over and glared at the shocked Ren. "You must be punished for this transgression." She said before snapping her fingers making Cerberus jump from on top of a building. "Cerberus-kun attack but don't kill him!" she commanded pointing at the frighten boy who was suffering PTSD once he saw the Deviluke symbol on Cerberus' chest.
[Yes my lady] Cerberus said pouncing on the boy.
As Ren was mauled by the three headed mechanical dog a thought came to Saki head.
"Aya-chan" said Saki.
"Yes Saki-sama." Aya said.
"I'm going to need a wheelchair." Saki said to the girl.
"For the boy Saki-sama?" Asked Rin.
"No it's for me." Said Saki as she held onto her shoulders as and started shaking.
"Why is that Saki-sama?" asked Aya.
Saki paled and gulped "I'm going to need it once Naruto-sama takes my body and makes it his." She said shivering.
At this Rin and Aya sweatdrop but they couldn't help but agree as they had see Naruto's member.
"He really is blessed" Saki said walking to the teacher who was saying what they'll be doing for class.
…..Later outside…
"Man Ren is really starting to get on my nerves" said Naruto sighed. "He best calm down before I tell Lala-chan that I'm going to stomp his ass into the dirt." He said shaking his head as Lala would get mad at him for beating up her childhood friend. "I know he loves Lala-chan but I think it's more of a childhood crush than actual love. Besides I won't lose Lala-chan so easily, she makes me happy and she was the first person my age, besides Gaara, who accepted me when they learned about the Kyuubi." He looked at the ground in thought. "I'm really falling for that girl" he said smiling.
"Naruto Uzumaki!" Shouted Ren as he walked in front of the blonde.
"Go away Ren, I'm not in the mood to deal with your shit." Naruto said growling.
"We need to talk Naruto." Ren stated looking down at the taller as he lean against a bench.
"Do we?" Naruto said as he and Ren stared each other down.
"Hey, pass it here!" Yelled a boy, who was playing catch with another boy.
"Okay!" called his friend as he threw the ball.
"Don't throw it so hard!" yelled the first boy as he back into Ren pushing him forward.
Naruto and Ren went wide eyed as their lips met.
"What are you doing?! That's gross!" yelled Ren.
"You shut the hell up! You came onto me, you fucker!" Yelled Naruto. "Oh my god that means that in my life I have kissed two guys!" he yelled in his head.
…..Later on the roof.
"So what was it that you needed to talk about?" asked Naruto as he gurgled a mouthful of mouth wash.
"What should I do?" Asked Ren. "How can I show Lala that I'm manly.
"Huh?" asked Naruto, "Is this guy asking for help on taking my girl? Who the hell does that?" he thought.
"No matter what I do Lala-chan doesn't acknowledge my manliness, so what should I do?" Ren asked.
"You're actually a baka aren't you?" Naruto said. "He's like a kid that is going to cheat on the test and asks his teacher for a cheat sheet!" Naruto thought. "No wonder Gid approves of me! All the other candidates are dumb as rocks! Hell I bet he told all the candidates that Lala-chan was marrying me just so he could get rid of all the retards!" He thought inwardly smacking his forehead.
…meanwhile on Deviluke.
"Ah Lacospo how good it is to see you." Said Gid as he looked at a monitor, which had the image of a short, green, and frog looking person on it.
"What do I own this honor lord Deviluke" said Lacospo bowing.
"Oh I'm just informing all of Lala-chan's fiancé candidates that Lala-chan has made her decision on who she going to marry." Gid said inwardly grinning. "Time to cross another retard off my list" he laughed in his head.
"WHAT?! WHO IS IT I'LL HAVE HIM KILLED!" Shouted the retarded frog boy.
"Oh just some earthling name Naruto Uzumaki," Grinned Gid, "He has blonde hair, blue eyes, and three whisker marks on each cheek." He said listing off his traits and nearly busting a gut when Lacospo copied down the information.
"I will kill him and take Lala-tan as my bride!" Lacospo shouted.
"Good luck on your quest Lacospo here is Lala-chan current location." Gid said as he sent the idiot the information before cutting the feed. "HAHAHAHA, I love cleansing the universe of retards hahahaha!" Laughed Gid.
…back on Earth.
"Bastard" Naruto thought to himself as Ren continued talking.
"Maybe you're carrying the secret to manliness. Tell me your secret!" Ren begged as he grabbed Naruto's hands making the blonde get a tick mark on his head.
Naruto quickly slapped the boy's hands away and said "You got it all wrong you idiot!"
"What?" said Ren confused.
"There are no short cuts in life Ren, and no one is going to show you the path," Naruto said rubbing his temples. "The person I am today is a result of hard work and determination, with a dose of dumb luck." He said looking at the boy. "I grew up with nothing Ren, I had no family, no friends, I had to stumble in the dark and find my own path." He said pushing himself off the railing and then headed towards the door. "You got to find your own way" he said opening the door. "And just so you know, being with Lala-chan has been the happiest time of my life," he said glaring at the boy "And I'm not going to let you or anyone else take her away so easily" he said walking down the stairs leaving Rin to his thoughts.
"Find my own path?" said Ren as he leaned on the railing. "Hmm, you may be right about that Naruto." He said as he headed down stairs.
"Oh did you see Naruto-kun walking down the hall!?" squealed a random girl making Ren's eyebrow twitch.
"Yeah he looked so manly" cooed another girl.
"Is it me or has he become even more manly ever since he fought those Jashinists that used to go here." Said the first girl getting Ren to go wide eyed.
"He got manlier by fight these 'Jashinists'?" thought Ren as he scratched his head. "Wait could they mean….!" He yelled in his head as he grabbed one of the girls by the shoulders. "You mean that Naruto Uzumaki became manlier by fighting Jashinists!?" he said shaking the girl.
"Y-yeah ever since he fought them Naruto-kun has looked manlier since then." Said the girl as Ren stop shaking her.
"So he lied there is a short cut!" Ren said to himself before asking the girl "Do you know where I can find any of these Jashinists?"
…. After school.
"Man I'm glad this day is fucking over!" Said Naruto as he stepped outside. "I'm telling you Lala-chan I don't know how many times I wanted to crack Ren in the skull." He said to the alien girl.
"Just bear with it Naruto-kun, Ren will calm down soon or he'll….." Lala started before a voice shouted.
"NARUTO-KUN!" screamed the girl Ren had talked to earlier.
"What is it?" Naruto asked seriously since the girl looked kinda scared.
"It's that new kid Ren, he wouldn't listen to anyone and just ran off!" yelled the girl.
"What he do!?" shouted Naruto.
"He overheard me and my friend talk about how you seemed to be manlier ever since you fought those Jashinists that used to go here." Explained the girl. "He asked us where to find any, but we just told him that we didn't know." She said. "But he said he'll find them regardless, and that he would fight them and prove that he was manlier than you!" the girl said worried.
"You got to save him Naruto-kun!" Lala shouted.
"Damnit! I should have known that idiot would do something like this!" said Naruto running down the street. He found an alley and wall climb to the top of a building. Once at the top he twisted the bracelet on his arm to the armor set and transformed. Once in his armor Naruto set a plus of chakra to his back deploying the wings Lala had installed after the Saki incident.
"Alright time to find an idiot."Said Naruto as he took off into the sky.
…..With Ren at night.
"Oh man what was I thinking?" Ren said to himself as he kneeled on the ground in front of an abandon warehouse. "How are these guys so hard to knock down? Aren't they just human?!" he thought.
He thought defeating the Jashinist here would be easy since they were supposed to be human. He thought since he came from a slightly higher gravity world, that he would have the advantage. He was sadly mistaken. He had managed to knockout and break the legs of a few of the thugs. He was doing fairly well until they started to get back up. The thugs lay in a heap all around him and then they started to snap their broken limbs back together. Ren was so shocked by what occurred that by the time he regained his bearings they had all ready surrounded him. He didn't last thirty seconds.
And now here he was, on his knees with his hands bound.
"Who the fuck do you think you are, you little piece of shit?!" said a Jashinist with a full skull tattoo on his face as he slapped Ren across the face. Ren stayed silent which just made the integrator mad. "Bitch!" Skull said kicking him in the back. "What the hell did you think you would accomplish coming here and attacking us on our turf?!" he said spitting in his face. "Well, I'm all ears bitch!" he said squatting down in front of him.
"I …it…..prove …" mumbled Ren with his face in the dirt.
"What? I can't fucking hear you!" shouted the Jashinist. "Turn his stupid ass over!" he orders his underlings. Once Ren was turned over Skull grabbed him by the hair and jerked him up by it. "Okay say it again" said the Jashinist as he looked Ren in the eye.
"I did it to prove that I was manly!" Ren yelled.
"HAHAHAHAHA!" Laughed the Jashinists standing in front of the warehouse.
"HAHAHA! By doing what? Getting yourself killed?!" Asked skull face, getting a few chuckles from his friends.
"No by defeating you!" said Ren standing up.
"Ppft, yeah right!" Skull said tripping the alien and sending to the ground on his back. "We outnumber you twenty to one, even if we were normal you wouldn't have gotten far!" he yelled stomping on his chest making the boy gasp for air. "Hahaha" laughed Skull as he circled the boy. "Where the hell did you get that idea from?" he asked. "Why would you be so stupid!?" he asked holding his chin. The guy was curious.
"To prove to the woman that I love, that I was manlier than her fiancé and make her fall for me!" Ren said.
"You're joking right? You're in love with girl who has a fiancé?!" Skull asked getting looks from his friends. "How in the hell, did showing her that you were manly make her want to leave her fiancé?" he asked. He couldn't wait to share this story at the next district meeting.
"She promised me that if I became manly that she would marry me." Said Ren.
"And she is how old?" Skull asked holding his chin chuckled.
"Umm 15." Ren stated.
"And how old was the girl when she made this promise?" Skull face said suppressing a laugh while his underlings.
"Six," Ren said blushing.
"HHAHAHAHAHAAAHAHAHA!" laughed all the Jashinist.
"Oh my fucking god you're an idiot!" Yelled Skull. "Nobody keeps their promises when they're six you moron." He laughed. "No wonder she doesn't want to marry you, if you think a six's year old promise has any credibility hahahahaha!" Skull laughed slapping his knee. "Man I don't know whether to fucking kill you, or to let you go so I can get some more funny ass stories hahahaha!" he said holding his gut.
Ren got a half sad half happy look on his face, maybe this be his chance!
"But unfortunately I can't, since you seen so much" Said skull cocking back a Desert Eagle. He walked up to Ren and put the pistol against his forehead. "And just so you know kid, you're the saddest thing I seen in my life!" he said about flick the safely off. "Any last words?" he asked as a shadow appeared over him.
"Yeah I got a few." Said a voice above them. The Jashinist looked up and saw a figure standing on top of their warehouse. "Let the moron go and I won't shove that gun up your ass!" said the figure the as unfolded his wings and dropped down on the ground.
"WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT!?" shouted a thug as he and the others pointed guns at the transform teen.
"Watch him!" Order Skull as he pulls Ren towards him and put the gun towards his head. "You move and the kid dies!" he shouted.
"Now now calm down no one needs to lose their head!" Naruto said as a pair of hands shot out of the ground and grabbed onto Skull's legs.
"Huh?" said Skull looking down. "Wha…. AH!" he screamed as he was buried up to his head in the ground.
"AHHHH!" screamed the rest of the thugs as they met the same fate.
"What in the hell!?" asked Skull as multiple wingless Narutos popped out of the ground.
"Headhunter Massacre Jutsu!" said the clones before they turned around and knocked the Jashinists out.
Once Naruto made sure all the thugs were knocked out he dismissed his clones and undid Ren binds. "Are you alright?" he asked the white and black haired teen.
"Despite a few cuts and bruises yeah I'm alright." Ren said rubbing his wrists.
"Good" said Naruto nodding before his punched Ren in the face.
"Ow what was that for?!" cried Ren as he held his nose.
His answer came in the form of Naruto reverting his himself and his clothes back to normal.
"Naruto!" shouted Ren before he got smacked upside the head. "Ow why do you keep on hitting me?!" he asked only to get smacked again.
"CAUSE YOU'RE A FUCKING IDIOT!" yelled Naruto. "What in the fucking hell were you trying to prove picking a fight with these jack offs." He said kicking in Skull's teeth. "These guys don't give a fuck and they go for the kill!" he shouted.
"I just wanted to prove to Lala-chan that I was a man!" said Ren crying.
"God you are so stupid!" Naruto said in frustration. "A man doesn't go picking fights!" he said shocking Ren. "True man defends his loved ones and only picks a fight if there is no other option. Not rushing in like a fucking retard!" he said smacking the boy.
"I just want Lala-chan to acknowledge me." Said Ren looking down. "To see me other than Cry-Baby Ren. Haven't you tried to get someone's acceptance?" Ren said to the blonde making him pause.
"Yes I have Ren and I'll tell you now it's not easy." Naruto said. "I had to work for it and shed a lot of blood and tears to get it." he said putting his hand on the boy's shoulder. "She'll acknowledge your manliness one day Ren she's a good person like that. But I'll tell you now, that you're just trying to0 hard right now man." Naruto said shaking his head. "I mean really, you been here for one damn day and look at the shit you got yourself into." He said motioning to the thugs.
"Yeah I guess you're right." said Ren as he rubbed his neck.
"Good now that we have an understanding," Naruto said nodding his head before pointing his thumb at the warehouse. "Help me open up that so I can see what inside."
"Alright!" said Ren as he and Naruto broke open the large garage door to the warehouse.
"Holy shit!" shouted Naruto he looked inside. "THAT'S A LOT OF WEED!" he yelled as there were bricks of weed stacked to the top of the building.
"Hey Naruto look at this." Said Ren as he pulled off a tarp revealing a pure black 1969 dodge charger with a blower. (The mean Mother from the Fast and Furious movies.)
"Whoa….I'm from a land with no cars so I don't know what that is, but something inside me is screaming holy shit." Naruto said looking at the muscle car in awe. He climbed inside and examined the inside. He open up the glove box and found both the keys and title. "I wonder if this Maigo Tamashi was a Jashinist or was just the previous owner?" he thought putting the title back and inserting the key into the ignition.
ROOOOOAAAAAR! OH MY GOD!
"You know what Ren, I'm not even mad anymore." Naruto said grinning. "Hell if you were a girl I kiss you!" he shouted stepping out of the monstrous car
"UMM? Thanks." Ren said sweat dropping. If only he knew.
"Yeah, don't tell anyone I said that." Naruto said as he open the trunk of the Monster as he decided to call the car, grab some nearby duffle bags and started packing the bags full of weed.
"Umm Naruto what are you doing?" Ren asked with a cocked eyebrow.
"Oh just getting boxed of cookies for….WHAT DOES IT LOOK LIKE I'M FUCKING DOING!"Naruto shouted. "I'm taking as much of their shit as I can!" he said throwing a bag in the back of the car. "I grew up in my hometown's Red light district this is worth A LOT! Now get your ass over here and start packing this shit while I place bombs around this place so we can blow it sky high!" he ordered before spotting two metal suitcases. He opened them both up and couldn't help but grin as they were full of cash.
…..A few minutes later.
"You get as much as you could?" Naruto asked Ren as he got in the driver's seat.
"Yeah I got as much as I could." Said Ren looking at the six duffle bags full of weed. "What the hell is that stuff anyways?" he said to the grinning blonde.
"Umm it be better if you don't know!" said Naruto as he revved up the engine. "If Yui ever finds out I got six bags full I am dead." Thought the ninja.
"Thank you Sensei for making me take driver's ED!" he thought smirking as the Monster roared. "Oh I got plans for you baby! First I'm getting you a nice paint job, and then I'm letting Lala-chan go crazy with you!" he thought grinning.
"Hey what about them" Ren asked as he pointed at the thugs who were screaming at them.
Naruto drove the car forward.
BUMP! BUMP!
"What about them?" asked Naruto chuckling at Ren's pale face.
"I'm sitting in a car with a psychopath!" the alien thought while shivering.
"Hhahahaha fuck you bitches!" yelled Naruto as drove off while holding onto a rope. He pulled on the rope which was attached to a number of bombs.
BOOM! BOOM! BOOM! BOOM! BOOM! BOOM! BOOM! BOOM! BOOM! BOOM!
"HOLY SHIT!" yelled Ren as he looked at the small mushroom cloud in the mirror. "Don't you think that was a little overkill?!" he asked the laughing blonde.
"What's overkill?!" Naruto asked as they came to a red light
Bzzt! Bzzt!
"Hmm?" said Naruto as he looked at his phone. "Oh it's Lala-chan!" he said answering the phone. "Yo Lala-chan what's up? Yeah I found Ren?" he looked to his right. "Yeah the idiot is right next to me!" he said.
"Achoo!" Ren sneezed. Poof.
"Bless yo….HOW THE FUCK YOU GET IN HERE?!" Naruto asked as all of a sudden the girl he save last night was in the exact same spot as Ren. "Run-chan is that you!?" he asked blinking rapidly as he realized who the girl was.
"Sure is Naruto-kun!" said the girl hugging his arm and pressing her breast into his arm.
"What the hell is going on?!" he said confused while the phone was still to his ear. Lala explain what happened. "What do you mean Ren becomes a girl named Run when he sneezes!?" he said to the phone. "You mean their whole species can do that!?" he said freaking out slightly. "I thought my Sexy justu was original but turns out I was just copying Ren and Run." He thought.
"So I'm guessing it was Ren trying to be manly that got you in trouble last night Run-chan?" Naruto asked.
"Yes my brother can be such an idiot, doesn't even consider my feelings when he does his little tests of manliness for that troublesome Lala!" Run said growling when she said Lala.
"Huh I thought Lala was your friend why you so mad at her?" Naruto said seeing Run's face.
"Friend! I was her guinea pig!" Run shouted "You think Lala is a dangerous air head today?! Imagine her as a child with access to explosives and dangerous animals!"
"Oh god…." Naruto said with a horrified look on his face. "Yeah your brother is a masochist."
"But that's not the reason I'm upset with Lala at the moment." Run said blushing.
"Then what is?" Naruto asked before getting his answer as the green hair girl pulled him close and kissed him on the lips.
"Because she has you." Run said pulling away.
Naruto was so surprised that he let his foot drop down hard on the gas pedal.
RRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAR!
The monster of a car took off so fast that the front end lifted off the ground scary the crap out of two teens trapped inside.
"AHHHHHH!" screamed Run as she held the blonde close.
"CALM DOWN YOU GOD DAMN MONSTER!" yelled Naruto as the black car speed down the street.
…..Back at the warehouse
A certain female Jashinist stared in horror at the smoldering wreck that was once a large storehouse of drugs. See looked at the spot where the Monster used to be and screamed. "WHERE'S MY BABY!?
And done…..Ren and Run are done!
Well sucks to be Maigo right now.
She's not going to take that lying down. Shit just got personal.
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And good news I got a original content chapter up next and it's the chapter that will tell you what the Akatsuki have got planned along with introduce some new Ocs. And finally you guys get to see my Oc Isabella Bea in action and see what makes her so special. I'll give you a hint her favorite type of meat is Goat.
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Until next time.
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