Authors Note: I made bloopers. These are from every chapter but only certain scenes. I don't feel I need complete permission to make bloopers...It's like I say to veryloyalfan, "I wouldnt take it down anyways." This took two days to write. Hope you like it, I had to go back and read EVERY chapter over again.
I have some questions. What does AU mean and how do you make those line breaker things?
Can you remember each scene that each blooper is from? Tell me and tell me your favorite parts and etc.
NattyMc is out for the last time on this story, PEACE!
In Between Dimensions: Bloopers
"Are you just bringing me out here so you can- okay stop, I can't do this" Platyborg said. The fake car stopped and the green screen turned off, no longer showing the forest background.
Doofenshmirtz groaned and sat back in his seat.
"What's the problem Platyborg?" The director asked.
"I can't say that! It's a bad word!"
"I'll show you a bad word if you don't finish this scene" Alt. Doof glared.
"Can you censor it?"
"Alright fine, Take 2!"
...
"Are you just bringing me-"
BEEP!
"Oh come on! I didn't even say it yet!
"Sorry!"
"Alright" The director rubbed his temples "Let's try this again...Action!"
...
"Are you just bringing me out here so you can f- You didn't censor it!" Platyborg stopped at the lack of beeping sound.
"I'LL say it if this scene isn't finished soon!" Doofenshmirtz yelled.
"I'm trying!"
"You're FAILING!"
...
"Hey Doof, where do babies come from?"
Doofenshmirtz smiled at this perfect opportunity.
"Well..."
...
"This is just great Doofenshmirtz, thanks a lot" The director folded his arms at the actor.
"I was just having some fun; I didn't think he'd freak out about it."
"Why couldn't you just stick to your script?"
"This was BETTER than the script and we got it on tape. We could use that footage instead. I think it's WAY funnier."
"We can't air footage of you actually explaining in great detail where babies come from. This is a kid's show."
"So we can say the F bomb...but we can't say where babies come from? How does that make any sense?"
"Heinz this is serious! How am I supposed to get my lead actor to come out of his trailer now? He's practically traumatized because of you!"
"Calm Down, it's not that big a deal. You could just get security to- WAIT! Lead Actor?"
"Platyborg, please come out of the trailer" The director pleaded.
"He gets paid more than I do doesn't he?"
...
"Quiero helado"
"I said no!"
"Quiero helado"
"No, Platyborg"
"...Puta"
"Hey! That wasn't in the script!"
"I think we'll keep that"
"Seriously?" The actor glared at the director "I go off script and there's a serious problem, but when he does it he's praised and it gets to be used. I don't understand showbiz, I really don't"
"Suck it up Heinz"
...
Pump it!
Louder!
Pump it!
Louder!
"NattyMc, get off the Kinect! We need to use it for the next scene"
"No!"
...
"Remind me again why we have to have a fan guest star on this show, again?" Doofenshmirtz glared down at the girl that was hugging his leg affectionately "And can you get her off of me?"
"Brooke, you need to let go of Heinz leg so he can shoot the scene with you"
"No!"
"Why are kids so difficult?"
...
"Platyborg, you set the kitchen set on fire!"
"That's what my script told me to do!"
"No, it said for you to SAY that you did!"
"Sorry!"
"We'll never work in this town again!"
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"Alright Platyborg" The director instructed "Now you have to eat the soup."
Platyborg looked at the soup being held in front of him by a glaring Alt. Doof, telling him he better not mess this scene up.
"I'm not hungry"
...
"EAT IT!"
"I DON'T WANNA!"
"OPEN YOUR MOUTH!"
"NO!"
The camera man looked over to the director.
"Uh, shouldn't we stop them sir?"
"Are you kidding? This is GOLD! Keep filming."
The camera man shrugged and continued filming the fighting actors.
...
Platyborg walked to his trailer after a rough day of filming, he was tired and his legs hurt from all the running he did. He opened the door and his eye widened.
"The enemy of the cyborg is water"
...
"I thought we shut this thing off!" The cyborg ran around the set.
"We did!" The director called from behind the buffet table "Someone must have messed with its wiring"
"DOOF!"
...
"P-Platyborg, w-why're you doing this?"
Rodney stepped out of the darkness and placed a hand on Platyborg's shoulder.
"Nice job Platyborg, the new upgrades I have given you seem to be working well, wouldn't you say so Doofenshmirtz?"
"Rodney" Doof glared from the ground "I should've known"
"Yes, yes you should have Doofy"
"What did you do to Platy-"
"Doofenshmirtz, I AM your father"
"Darnit Platyborg!" The actor yelled at his co-star "That scene was going perfect! Why'd you have to ruin it?"
"I couldn't resist, this voice is so cool! You should try it Doof."
"Platyborg, I'm not gonna- oh give me that!" Doofenshmirtz placed the device into his mouth and spoke "Platyborg, you ARE adopted." He took out the piece and the two started laughing.
"Wait, what?" Platyborg's eye widened.
"Amateur's..." Rodney glared.
"Oh lighten up Rodney" Heinz nudged him "We're just having fun"
"One day I am going to be the star of this ENTIRE SHOW!" He threw his arms out "And you two will be washed up with absolutely nothing to fall back on. I am going to my trailer now." Rodney walked off.
Doofenshmirtz glared after him "I think I hate that guy"
...
"No way! There is no way I'm doing this" Platyborg crossed his arms and turned away from the bed.
Alt. Doof crossed his arms over the blankets that were on top of him "Me too, I'd rather die"
"Look" The director said "All you have to do is lie in a bed together for not even 3 minutes, depending on how well you do your lines without messing up and we're done. It's not that hard."
The two actors snorted.
"Well...if you really feel that way...then maybe we could get Peter and Rodney to do this scene. I'm sure they'd love to-"
Platyborg jumped in the bed and laid down next to the man.
"That's the spirit! Alright 3...2...1...Acti- oh wait I forgot my copy of the script. I'll be right back guys, just sit tight" The director got up from his seat and left.
The set grew awkward and silent as everyone stared at the two actors who were glancing around the room, trying not to meet anyone's gaze.
Doofenshmirtz pulled on his collar "So uh...when did the director say he was coming back again?"
...
"Just stay on your own side and everything will be fine" Doof said getting into bed.
"You better not try anything"
"Well you never know Platyborg...I did do some time back in '05"
...
"Why're we here?" Doofenshmirtz-1 said "I thought we were already on a show in the 1st Dimension and I didn't know this even was a show"
Perry the Platypus stood silently by his side.
"You two are guest starring on this show now in the 2nd Dimension. This is the 2nd Dimension studio." The director told him.
"Is this about the Doof n Puss thing?"
"No, Heinz. You and Perry the Platypus are going to be on this show, yes. But you are also going to be on that other show in the 1st Dimension." When all he got was a confused stare he continued "So basically you'll be alternating between dimensions. Simple enough, right? Good! Let's get this show on the road. Heinz!"
"Yes?" Said both Doof's.
The director shook his head "I meant the 2nd one"
"That would be me" Alt. Doof pushed the other him aside and gloated "Platyborg, it's our scene next. We're up FIRST."
Platyborg nodded and followed his co-star.
"Oh yeah?" Doofenshmirtz yelled after them "Well we're SECOND, so ha!"
Perry face palmed and shook his head.
"What?"
...
"Night Perry the Platypus" Doofenshmirtz shut the light and left, he caught up to his counterpart "What was that all about?"
"I have no idea what you're talking about" Alt. Doof kept walking.
"You grinned evilly at Perry the Platypus and then called him a rodent"
"I did? Really?" The man's voice was full of sarcasm.
"Yeah-" Doofenshmirtz paused "Uh, what's my line again?"
"Oh for badness sake! You're supposed to ask if I'm planning anything evil!"
"Oh...well are you?"
"No, say it right!"
"Say what right, other me?"
"Your line!"
"What line?"
"UGH!"
...
Platyborg stared at his counterpart silently.
"Platyborg say your line" The director instructed him.
"...Are you sure this is supposed to be me?"
...
"Other me, I don't understand why you're so angry!"
"I'm angry because you're an idiot who can't say a simple line!"
"What line?"
"!"
...
"Heinz, will you please stop upsetting your counterpart and say the line"
"I don't know what line you're talking about!"
"The line for the TV show"
"This is a TV show?"
...
"Why can't we do the show without the little tin can?" Alt. Doof asked the director. The crew were carrying props and equipment through an open portal.
"Because the show wouldn't be the same, that's why we are changing location and having some guest stars"
"But I hate guest stars! Fine, I'll go. Just keep them away from me." Doofenshmirtz-2 headed for the portal.
"Not so fast Heinz! You aren't in this episode"
"What? What do you mean I'm not in this episode?"
"I mean, you are not in this episode. Jeez, is the other you having an effect on your brain or something?"
"HEY!"
"No, he's not. My attention span yes, my brain not so much."
"Well Bye"
"Wait! What do I do while you're all gone? I don't have anything else planned since it was a filming day."
"You get a guest star to keep you company."
"Oh come on! My one day off and I have to babysit some brat I don't even know? Who is it anyways? There is no way I'm taking care of no stupid snot nose little-"
"What's up?"
Alt. Doof looked to see that the director was gone, the portal was closed and there was this teenage girl standing in front of him. "Um, who the heck are you?"
"I'm your guest star, nice to meet you." She shook his hand "You can call me Frosty."
"The Snowman?"
She narrowed her eyes "That's ShadowStar, to you Dr. D"
"FrostyShadowStar?"
"Close enough"
"Whatever your name is, I don't really care...and don't call me Dr. D! It reminds me of my other self...dumpkoff, I swear! We are NOTHING alike."
"I know."
"And how do you know, little miss I know everything hm?"
"I watched the movie."
"...Shut up. That movie was a huge pain to make. Do you know how many muffins they made me eat? And not because a scene called for me to eat them all. In the lava scene I had to eat one bite of a muffin and we had to keep doing that scene over and over again because the stupid Normbot kept malfunctioning with its line. Only afterwards do we call it quits and I find out that it was the other me who tried to modify the robots. Then when we got the robot fixed and actually shot the scene, the lens cap wasn't even off! It was so-" He looked down to see the girl sitting down and still listening to his rant, she noticed he stopped talking.
"What?"
"Nothing, normally by now people are telling me to shut up or they walk away frustrated. You're just sitting here contently listening to me run my mouth, why's that?"
"I'm a fan and I'm in the same room as one of my favorite characters- albeit it's his counterpart- but you're still Doofenshmirtz and I am going to sit here and listen to anything and everything you have to say."
"Devoted much?"
"This is every fan's dream."
"You're living the dream aren't you?"
"Yes, yes I am."
"...you know what? You're not that bad. We're gonna have fun, I know it. Come on, I want to show you something."
...
"So let me get this straight, in this scene Perry the Platypus has to hit me in the face with a frying pan?"
"Yes."
"Surprisingly I'm not ok with this."
"Do you want to get paid or not?"
"Alright fine, I'll tell you when I'm ready."
Perry nodded and readied the pan.
"Ok-"
SLAM!
"Perry the Platypus I wasn't ready!"
...
"Mr. Director!" Heinz whined "Tell the talking zebra to stop making fun of me!"
...
"So why are there cameras here again?" Phineas stared at the camera in his face.
"Apparently we're filming in this dimension" Platyborg told him.
"Oh...filming what exactly?"
"The show"
"This is a show?"
Ferb sighed.
...
"That was a great day of filming guys. Why can't we have smoother days in our dimension?" Everyone stepped through the portal to the 2nd Dimension studio set "Heinz, we're back!"
There was no response.
"Hey, Where's Doof?" Platyborg asked.
...
"Heinz!"
"What?"
"Let the girl go."
"But-"
"Do you WANT a pay cut?"
"Fine, whatever. I can never have any fun...and for the record, she deserved it!"
"How does a girl deserve to be dissected Heinz? Please enlighten us."
"She dropped Choo-Choo."
"Choo-Choo? That stupid prop we gave you for the movie? You still have that thing? I thought I told you to give that back to the prop department."
"No one's taking Choo-Choo away from me! Nobody! You'll have to pry it from my cold dead hands!"
"Your character is obsessed with a toy train Heinz, not you. Now, give me the train."
"Don't touch it!"
...
"What is THAT?" Platyborg gestured to the half panda, half machine robot.
"This is Pandaborg." The director patted the contraption on the head.
"You're replacing me, AREN'T YOU?"
"Calm down Platyborg, no one's replacing you. Be on set in 5." He walked off.
The cyborg glared at the thing.
"I think I hate you."
...
Candace-2 read through her script in silence.
"Hello Candace." Alt. Doof waved as he walked past. He stopped walking and scowled when she ignored him "You know just because your character hates me, doesn't mean you have to."
"I know."
"Then, why so hostile?"
"Because I hate you."
...
"I'm not ok with this" 2Doofenshmirtz announced.
"I am" 2Candace shrugged and held up her staff.
"Wait! Wait! WAIT! I'm not ready-OW!"
"HA!"
"Shut up 1st Dimension me!"
...
"Alright Linda, all you have to do is act horrified as soon as you see Platyborg. Simple enough?"
"Alright" She shrugged.
"Hey guys" Platyborg walked on the set "Are we shooting the next scene now-"
Linda screamed and repeatedly slammed a lamp over his head.
"How was that?"
The crew all stared in shock along with the director "Good...but next time wait until I say Action."
...
"Action!"
Linda screamed and slammed the lamp over Alt Doof's head.
"Was that good?"
"You did great...you just hit the wrong person."
...
"How are you feeling Platyborg?" Alt. Doof asked his co-star.
"I'm fine...a little sore."
"I'd be sore too if I had to stare up at that cow from the floor...ahahahahahaha-OW!" Doofenshmirtz scowled at the red headed teen as she walked away with her staff.
...
"Why do I have to babysit in this scene?"
"Because in another scene you cost Doofenshmirtz a lot of money from winning that fight with Jackborg."
"I still think it's messed up that all of you bet that I would lose."
"And in order to pay off those bets, we need to make an extra scene. So since it's your fault that we're all broke, you get to act in this scene."
"Whatever." Platyborg muttered and walked on set "I'm still happy I won..."
"Hello Platyborg" Suzy smiled sweetly.
"Hi there, what are you doing here little girl? This set is for stars only, where are your parents?"
Suzy glared at him but the cyborg continued.
"I'll help you find them, come on." Platyborg took her by the hand and walked off set.
...
"AHHHHHH! MAKE HER STOP!"
The director turned to the camera man "Are you getting this?"
The camera guy gave him a thumbs up.
"WHY DO YOU HAVE A CHAINSAW?"
"Hit her with a shovel!"
Everyone stared at Alt. Doof.
"What?"
...
"I should have never done that to you Platyborg, I'm sorry!"
"Don't be, I'm glad you did. I believe I owe you a thank you, you were right after all. I was too soft AND too childish, you got your wish. I am none of that anymore"
"You were fine the way you were! Oh Platyborg, I was wrong! I was horribly wro- wait."
The director sighed at the cufflinked actor "What is it Heinz?"
"...I have to go to the bathroom."
...
Platyborg awoke to his wrists and ankles strapped to a diagonal table. There was a huge machine pointed at him and Doofenshmirtz was standing at the control panel.
"Uh, Doof?"
"Oh good you're finally awake, I was afraid I gave you too strong a sedative"
"Sedative? What...? What is that thing? And why is it pointed at me?"
"It's pointed at you because I'm going to shoot you with it" Doof adjusted the controls.
Platyborg paused and stared at the director "This isn't going to hurt right?"
"Of course not."
...
"Mr. Director guy, you said it wouldn't hurt!"
"I lied."
...
"SILENCE! Do you want to know my plan or not? As I was saying...with this machine I will...SET FIRE TO THE SUN- oh come on seriously?" Platyborg stopped "THAT'S my plan? Why am I always the idiot?"
"You can't help what you are Platyborg."
"No one asked you Doof!"
"I'm always happy to help!"
...
"Wait a minute! I have to WHAT?"
"Die Platyborg, in this scene you have to die." The director told him.
"You're gonna put me down and replace me with Pandaborg aren't you?"
...
"S-stop!"
Rodney stopped where he was, not even 3 feet away from the cyborg.
"W-what're you doing?" Platyborg asked shakily.
"I'm going to make a sacrifice...out of you" The tall man hovered over the small terrified cyborg threateningly.
Platyborg gasped as Rodney maniacally laughed.
"Are we done here?" Rodney stomped away from the cyborg "I have an appointment at 2."
...
"Hey Doof, how do I look?" Platyborg lied back in the small casket.
"Good and dead"
"Let's hope he stays that way."
"Quiet Roddenstein!"
...
"I'm really sorry other me" Doof sympathized.
"Meh" Alt. Doof shrugged.
"Oh come on, you have to care a li-"
"Boo!" Platyborg shot up from the casket.
Heinz jumped and scowled at the cyborg.
Alt. Doof burst into a fit of laughter.
...
Platyborg looked at the fire burning around him.
"I'm in...hell? Well I always was quite the devil"
"Lame!"
"Shut up Doof!"
...
"Meaning...?" Platyborg asked.
"You have to stay here."
"Meaning?"
"You really are an idiot aren't you?"
"Ha! I heard that!"
"Shut UP Doof!"
...
"OW! Mr. Director!" Platyborg clutched his face in pain.
The director sighed "Heinz...why did you just hit Platyborg in the face with a shovel?"
"It was justified."
...
"Here" Rodney handed the cyborg some green tablets "Eat this rat poison."
"Okay."
...
"We're ready to shoot the next scene, where IS Platyborg?" The director asked impatiently.
"H-hey- HICK- I'm r-ready to shoot the n-next scene."
"Alright, who gave the cyborg alcohol?"
...
"Platyborg" One of the stage hands walked up to him.
"Yeah?"
"Semira trashed your car."
"Again?"
Alt. Doof put a hand on his shoulder "I told you Platyborg, dating your co-star always turns out bad."
...
"I want to know who came up with this Altborg nonsense and I want to know now!" Alt Doof slammed his script in front of the director.
"Yeah!" Platyborg folded his arms.
The director didn't look up from his script and sighed "NattyMc"
...
"Um, Ms. NattyMc?" Phineas-1 asked the girl sitting in the cupboard "What are you doing?"
"Hiding."
...
"We're hungry and we wanna eat!"
"Alright" Platyborg glared "Who let Love Handel back in here?"
...
"Give me the ball Platyborg." The director demanded.
"NO, MY BALL NOW."
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"I'm going to count to three and if you're not heading down those stairs by then, you and I are going to have a serious problem."
"Pfft" Platyborg scoffed "Like that'll work on me"
"One..."
"Wait you're serious?" Platyborg asked, suddenly growing with concern.
"Two..."
"Wait!"
"Two and a half..."
Platyborg looked horrified.
"Thr-" The dictator didn't get to finish because Platyborg ran for his life down the stairs, but he tripped on the first step and tumbled down the rest.
"I'm okay!"
...
"I don't want to wear all this makeup!"
"Too bad Platyborg, you're supposed to be sick in this scene and we need you to look as sickly as possible."
"I think he looks sickly enough as it is."
"Butt out Rodney!"
...
"Alright Heinz, when Platyborg screams your name you have to break down the door and take off running. Got it?"
"Whatever, let's get this over with I guess." The actor shrugged from inside the small fake closet.
"Action!"
"HEINZ!"
That was his cue and Alt. Doof slammed at the door...and rebounded back into the wall with a pained yell.
"Alright, who super glued the door shut?" The director looked around at the other actors and crew who just shrugged "Take 2!"
"Someone get me out of here!"
...
"I can't believe this!"
"I'm sorry Dr. Roddenstein but this has to happen!"
"What's happening?" Platyborg asked once he joined everyone who was watching the argument.
"Roddenstein's getting canned...sort of." Alt. Doof shrugged.
"Oh cool!"
"You can't take me out of the show!"
"Technically we're not; your character is going to jail. We had to stop the constant cycle of you getting away every time you come back with a scheme."
"This isn't fair! You will be hearing from my lawyers!"
"I hope the door doesn't hit you in the butt on the way out Roddenstein!" Doofenshmirtz called.
"This doesn't concern you Doofenshmirtz!"
"Well, now it does!"
...
"Alright people, this is our last day of filming. Everyone ready?"
"Ready!"
"Lights, camera, ACTION!"
...
"So this is hell, huh?" Doofenshmirtz looked around at the fiery underworld.
"Yup." Platyborg nodded, walking alongside the dictator who was holding a coconut drink with a small umbrella and straw.
"Well I'm bored" Doofenshmirtz threw the cup, but it hit the backdrop and the set tipped over. The set continually knocked down other sets until the final set hit a spotlight. The spotlight fell to the ground and burst into flames.
...
"I can't believe you burnt down the ENTIRE studio!"
Platyborg shrank behind Doofenshmirtz as the director yelled at them. Alt. Doof tried to shine some light on the situation as usual.
"Well at least we finished filming the last episode right? So it's no worries, it's all good. The show is over. We can all go home and forget any of this ever happened, come on Platyborg. Have a nice life everyone!"
"Not so fast!" The director pulled them back "In order to pay off all these damages, we are going to have to make another season."
"WHAT?"
"With more drama, more action and 10x more villains."
"But we barely survived this season! And a second season isn't in our contracts so you can't make us do anything!"
"Wrong! It's written right here in the fine print, see for yourselves."
Alt. Doof caught the contract that was thrown at him and mumbled aloud "If the need arises I will reprise my roll for a second season- THAT'S NOT FAIR!"
"It's in the contract." The director rolled up the piece of paper and stuffed it in his jacket "Looks like I'll be seeing you again next season. Until then, Platyborg...Doofenshmirtz." He nodded to both of them, put on his glasses and drove away in his red fancy car.
Platyborg coughed after the cloud of dust that formed when he sped off. Alt. Doof scowled after the director.
"I KNOW I hate you! CURSE YOU DIRECTOR!"
"Shouldn't you be cursing yourself?"
Doofenshmirtz glared down at his co-star "What are you blabbering on about now?"
"Well technically you're the one who burnt down the studio and the reason we need a second season now. Shouldn't you be cursing yourself?"
"CURSE YOU ME!"
"I didn't do anything!"
"Not you, you idiot!"