Beyond the Veil V2

by Nicogen

Naruto thought nothing was worse that going back to school. That was until he found himself engaged to an alien princess. Now he has to deal with the Akatsuki who some how have a foot hold in this world. But peolple from outer space! At least he has the Pervy Sage. "Stop writing about me you pervert!" "I can't help it kid you're life is gold!" "Lala why are you naked...Again!"

12. Chapter 12

Yes onto Yami-chan! I know I know you guy have been wanting to see her. So have I!

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Huh apparently I really didn't have to do dick to this chapter other than add a few tid bits here and there. Meh :P oh well it just means more time to work on filler chapters. I think I'll make one more slice of life filler chapter for Naruto and the gang before shit hits the fan and we move onto the Gaara recuse arc. When this happens Naruto will basically be on the frontlines of a war as what I have planned will be a stirring of a hornets nest.

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Harem list…..

Lala Satalin Deviluke

Yui Kotegawa

Yami aka Golden Darkness

Risa Momioka

Saki Tenjouin

Oc Rouge Female Urban Veil ninja -Isabella Bea-sexy Latina ninja, with a Day of the Dead theme.

Oc Female Jashinist Heretic-Maigo Tamashi (Means- Lost child, Soul)

Mikan Yuuki

Oshizu Murasame

Momo Veila Deviluke

Nana Aster Deviluke

Ryouko Mikado

Run Elsie Jewelria-nothing sexual until her and Ren split into two beings. But Run will flirt a lot.

No Hinata

No Sakura

If you want to read a fic with those pairings just go to the non-crossover section.

I don't own To Love ru or Naruto, otherwise this would have already been made into a manga!

Chapter 12- The Angel and The Demon.

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"Yo look at that girl." said a Jashinist to his friends as he pointed at a young blonde haired girl standing on the sidewalk at the end of the alley.

"Oh man she's cute!" said a thug.

"You thinking what I'm thinking?" said another thug licking his lips.

"Oh yeah and I'm all for it!" said the first as he walked towards the end of the alley. "Hey you Blondie!" he called towards the girl.

"Yes?" asked the girl with disinterest.

"How about you come with us and we'll show you some fun." The thug said grinning.

"No thanks." Said the girl as she started to walk away but not before she was grabbed by the wrist and then pinned against a wall in the alley.

"I wasn't asking Blondie!" said the thug while his friends laughed. "I was telling you." He said perversely as he rubbed his hand against her thigh. "What's going to happen." He said pulling on her panties.

The girl narrowed her eyes "And I told you no!" said the girl as her hair moved on its own.

"GAHGH!" yelled the thug as he was stabbed by the girl's hair piercing him through the chest and out his back.

"I hate perverts. But rapists disgust me more than anything." Said the blonde as her hair threw the thug down the alley.

"You bitch!" said one of the thugs as he rushed the girl with a crowbar. He swung the tool at her only to find it blocked as the girl turned her arm into a blade. He stared into the girls red eyes with fear before his arm was cut off. "AHH!" he screamed as he fell to the ground holding his bleeding stump.

"Shit!" yelled the last thug as he pointed a pistol at the girl. He fired at the girl until he ran out of ammo, only to be shocked as the girl's hair whipped around and blocked all the bullets. "Fuck!" he screamed trying to run before the girl's hair grabbed his arms and legs. He was violently lifted into the air and then the hair snapped his limbs into different directions. "Ahhhhh!" he screamed as the girl let him drop on the ground with a loud smack.

"Fools" the girl said walking away before pausing as she felt a presence behind her.

"HAHAHAHAHAH! Stupid girl! You obviously don't know who we are!" Said the thug she had stabbed in the gut as he stood surprising the girl.

"I could have sworn I hit him in the vitals?!" thought the girl. "The information on human anatomy said that I stabbed him in the heart! So how is he still standing?!" She thought confused. "What is going on?" she asked herself

SNAP! SNAP! SNAP! SNAP!

She looked to her right as she saw the thug whose arm she cut off snap the third's limbs back into place.

"What are you?" she asked as she never encountered beings like this before.

"I tell you girl, who we are!" said the first thug smirking as his friends stood behind him laughing. "We are the Jashin Brotherhood and we are," he ran at the girl "IMMORTAL!" he yelled as he swung at her.

SLICE! THUD!

The girl swiftly cut off his head making his eyes roll into the back of his head and his body to go limp.

"Immortal, such an absurd word." The girl said as she held out her hand that had morphed into a blade. "If it bleeds, it can die." She said morphing her other had into a blade.

"Who are you?" asked one of the remaining thugs.

"I go by many names, but most call me Golden Darkness," the girl said as she cut off head of his companion. "But right now you can call me, death." she said as she decapitated the last thug.

As the girl walked down the alley, after wiping off the blood on her, she looked up into the sky "I wonder if you'll put up a better fight Naruto Uzumaki?" she said before she disappeared in blur.

…At Naruto's house.

Lala and Zastin kneeled on the floor and bowed respectfully to each other. "Lala-sama here is your allowance for the mouth." Said Zastin handing the girl an envelope.

"Hooray!" cheered Lala. "I had some new ideas for inventions but had no money to order the resources." Lala said holding the envelope close.

"Speaking of inventions," Zastin started. "Your father asked me if you had Cerberus-kun's blueprints."

"Why does daddy want Cerberus-kun's blueprints?" Asked Lala cocking her head to the side.

"Because Princess, Cerberus-kun is an excellent example of your genius!" said Zastin standing up. "I know you didn't mean too but you made a great military and economic asset." He stated. "If Cerberus was put into mass production, not only would the Empire have excellent guards for the military sites but nobles and private companies would buy a massive amount of units." The knight said proudly.

"They would?" asked Lala surprised. No one really wanted to buy her inventions before since they were mostly used for pranks. Well Peke wasn't but if there was more than one Peke the fashion industry would take a major hit.

"Yes they would in fact your father already has a number of buyers lined up. You have to do this Lala-sama!" he shouted waking up Jiraiya who was sleeping off a hangover up stairs.

"WHAT IN THE HELL IS GOING ON DOWN HERE?!" shouted the sage as he walked down stairs, still wearing his clothes from last night, making the two aliens go stiff. The man groaned as he step into the living room "Note to self, don't drink the worm" he thought rubbing his forehead before his face grew angry at the sight of the living room. "And why exactly is the furniture spread across the room?!" he asked looking at his Lazy Boy that currently had the coffee table laying on it. He then glared daggers at the two aliens "And why exactly is MY chair not in its spot?!" he asked irritated.

(Never mess with a man's chair. I don't know how many times my dad has gave me the stink eye for sitting in his chair.)

"Zastin did it Jiraiya-sama!" Lala said pointing and immediately casting blame on the Knight who had the look of betrayal on his face.

"Lala-sama why?!" asked the Knight as Jiraiya clamped onto his shoulder.

"So tell me Zastin why exactly did you have to move my shit?!" the man said shouting at Knight. "More importantly why move my fucking chair!?" he shouted "You know what I want to do first thing in the morning when I have a hangover?" he asked making the two aliens shake in terror.

"I-I-I don't know Jiraiya-sama." Zastin said paling.

"WELL I'LL TELL YOU!" shouted the Sage he pointed at his chair and yelled "LAY DOWN IN MY FUCKING CHAIR!"

Zastin getting the message immediately put all the furniture back where it was, and made sure that the Sage's chair was in the exact same position it was before.

"Awwww!" said the Sage as he relaxed in his chair. "That's much better" he sighed. "Okay now why exactly did you have to move the furniture?" he asked looking at the two aliens who sweat dropped at the face his mood took a 180.

"Poor Naruto-kun/dono, he had to deal with this for three years!" thought Lala and Zastin at the same time.

"Umm I was presenting Lala-sama with her monthly allowance." Zastin said sweating as he saw the Sage's eyebrow twitch.

"You mean you did all this just to give the girl a fucking envelope!?" yelled Jiraiya "Naruto can you believe this absurd shit!" he said asking the boy. "Heh?" he asked looking around confused as Naruto hadn't answered him. "Where's the brat?" he asked looking for his student.

"Naruto-kun went to the body shop to schedule Mister Monster-kun an appointment to make him all pretty after I'm done modifying him!" answer Lala cheerfully. Currently she had 1969 Dodge Charger gutted as she going to completely over haul the thing and augment it with alien tech.

"I still can't believe he found that thing with a full tank of gas and the keys still in it." said the Sage going to the kitchen for a glass of water. "That boy's luck is ridiculous; man why won't Yui-chan let him gamble?!" he thought. "With my knowledge and his luck we could make a killing!" He thought as he got an alka seltzer and put it in his glass of water.

PING! RING! PING! RING! Went a noise in the house.

"The hell is that!?" asked Jiraiya holding his head. "Curse this damn hangover!" he thought.

"It's coming from my lab!" Said Lala rushing up stairs shortly followed by Jiraiya and Zastin. She went into Naruto's room and opened up his closet revealing a room that was bigger on the inside.

(Doctor Who much?)

Jiraiya looked around the lab in awe as he saw everything inside. Currently in the center of the room was the Monster stripped all the way to its skeleton. He look over to a table and saw two objects. One was obviously the Monster's original engine the other was obviously an alien engine as its design was streamlined and had a faint orange glow coming somewhere from inside. "Umm when did you make this Lala-chan? And how exactly is this bigger on the inside than the outside?" he asked confused.

"Oh I made it while you were out of town, and I used a space distortion device to make Naruto-kun's closet bigger." Explain the alien as she typed on computer to find out who was contacting her.

"That's it I give up on trying to understand technology." Thought the Sage. "I can barely understand a computer, how the hell am I going to understand this shit!?" he thought holding his head.

"Yahoo, Lala-taaan!" called a voice of the computer's speakers.

"Oh great what now?" asked the Sage dryly.

"It's me!" said the voice as an image started to appear on the screen. "Of course you remember me, right?" it asked as its face became clear.

"Eh Lacospo?!" Lala said surprised.

"Yes! The Prince of Planet Gaama, as well as your number one fiancé candidate: Lacospo!" Said a gremlin looking boy surrounded by four different alien women. Jiraiya immediately started scribbling in his note book. "Lala-Taaan, how have you been?!" he asked the girl.

"What are you doing here Lacospo?" Lala said crossing her arms.

"I came to Earth to pick you up today, of course" said Lacospo. "So let's quickly get married." He said. "I'll prepare you a special seat next to me!" he said like it was a sure thing.

"Beh, no way!" said Lala sticking out her tongue making Jiraiya and Zastin sweatdrop. "Don't you know?! I've found someone great on Earth!" she stated happily.

"You mean Naruto Uzumaki?" said Lacospo grinning. "But he might not be in this world anymore hahaha." He laughed.

"What did you do?!" Lala demanded.

"I sent an assassin after him." The frog boy bragged.

"Oh, just one?" Lala said relived making Zastin and Jiraiya chuckle.

"Heh?! What do you mean just one?!" Lacospo said surprised.

"You should know Naruto-kun isn't one to go down so easily," Lala stated grinning.

"Well it's a good thing I paid for one of the best then." The frog boy said smirking.

"One of the best?" asked Lala.

"Hahaha. Have you ever heard of 'Golden Darkness" Lacospo said sneering.

"Darkness?" said Lala making Zastin go wide eyed. Oh he knew who that was, and they were someone not to be trifled with.

"Codenamed 'Golden Darkness!" the prince said. "She has the ability to transform any part of her body into a weapon haha!" he laughed.

Jiraiya went pale "She!" he screamed in his head.

"I asked her to eliminate Naruto Uzumaki!" Lacospo continued. "So you better give up on him now." He sang. "Then, I'll be there to pick you up soon! So wait for me, Lala-Taaan!" he said as he cut the feed.

"Crap this is bad!" Jiraiya said pinching the bridge of his nose.

"I don't see what the problem is Jiraiya-sama," Lala said cheerfully. "Naruto-kun will defeat this 'Golden Darkness' easily just like he did the last one!" she said. "I can see him now, he come into the house and yell 'You won't believe the day I had!' hehe" she giggled at what her fiancé would do. She loved the way he would act when something made him mad, it was always funny.

"Yeah normally you be right." said the Sage seriously "But there is one problem" he said.

"Is it the fast she is an alien?" Lala asked titling her head. "That couldn't be it since Zastin said Naruto-kun's strength is almost on par with a Deviluke's since his evolution." She thought.

"No it isn't that" Jiraiya said smacking his forehead, "It's something much stupider" he sighed.

"What is it?" asked Lala really curious, what could be bad and stupid at the same time?

The Sage sighed "Naruto doesn't believe in hitting women."

"WHAT!" yelled Lala and Zastin as they fell over.

"What do you mean Naruto-dono doesn't believe in hitting women?" asked Zastin as he stood up.

"I mean unless it's a duel or if someone else's life is in danger, all the blonde idiot will do is defend himself!" The Sage said in frustration. "Yeah after a while he'll fight back, but he'll be half dead." He groaned.

"Why won't he fight back!?" asked Lala with her eyes darting to the exit.

"He's not sure himself, but his theory is that if he wasn't an orphan he would've been a mama's boy and thinks that's why he doesn't hit women." Jiraiya said shrugging. "I don't know how but even in death Kushina has an influence over Naruto." He inwardly smiled at the thought.

"Then we got to go save Naruto-kun!" said Lala darting out of the lab and out of the house.

"Wait girl!" the sage shouted at the girl. "I swear those two are going to be the death of me." Said Jiraiya getting an agreeing nod from Zastin as the two ran after the princess.

Meanwhile with Naruto….

"Alright just got make sure Lala-chan gets the Monster put together a week from now and we'll be all set." Naruto said smiling happily as he walked down the street, the things Lala told him she wanted to do made him drool.

"Hmm?" said Naruto as he saw a Taiyaki stand.

GRRRR! His stomach growled.

"Hehe it is almost lunch time." He laughed to himself as he went up to the stand.

A few minutes later Naruto was happily munching on a fish shape snack. "It no Ramen but these Taiyaki make for a decent snack." He said before something caught his eye.

"Woah!" he thought as he saw a cute blonde girl sitting on a railing. "Man while the other girls are hot! This girl is really cute!" he thought looking over the girl.

The girl looked to be about 13 years old, and her body was petite. The outfit she wore left little to the imagination as it hugged her body. Her breasts were a pretty good size for her age, not too big and not too small. Her eyes he notices were a dark shade of red. But what caught his attention was her long golden hair that went almost to her ankles.

"Man she is really pretty." He thought staring into her eyes. He didn't know why but he felt himself draw to girl. "I know for a fact if this girl was around in Konoha when I was in the academy I would have never noticed Sakura." He thought amazed until he saw that the girl was looking him as well. "Shit! I was looking at her too long and now she probably thinks I'm some sort of weirdo." He thought looking at the bag of fish snacks.

"Umm here!" he said shyly handing the girl a snack.

"Heh?" the girl said softly looking at the fish.

"It's my way of apologizing for staring at you for so long." Naruto said rubbing the back of his neck. "It's just you're really pretty hehe" he laughed nervously as the girl blushed a deep red as she ate the fish snack. "Man I'm feeling like Rito, what's wrong with me?" he asked himself as he blushed.

"No one has called me pretty before" the assassin thought as she chewed on the Taiyaki. "The info said he was a fiend, but he is acting really nervous right now." She thought as she looked up at him.

"It's called Taiyaki if you didn't know," The whiskered teen said taking a bite of a fish snack.

"Earthling food is really strange." The girl said as she swallowed the last of her Taiyaki.

"Yeah I think it's shaped like that to attract tourists" Naruto said shrugging. "Wait 'Earthling'?" he asked as the girl pushed herself off the railing. The girl put her hands on his shoulders and he felt a jolt throughout his body. "Huh?" he said as he feels his spine tingle.

"Hmm?" Golden Darkness said to herself as she felt a rush of energy.

….In Naruto's seal.

"What was that?" said Kyuubi as it felt an alien yet familiar energy flow through Naruto. The Kyuubi then accessed Naruto's sight. "What have you gotten into brat?" it said as looked at the blonde girl through Naruto's eyes.

…out in the world.

Naruto's heart beat fast as the girl tightens her hold onto his shoulder. "What the hell is going on? Why am I feeling so nervous right now?!" he thought as he stared into Yami's eyes. He moved his right hand slowly and put it on her hip. "Why do I just want to hold her?" he thought moving his arm around her waist.

The girl looked at the spot his hand was with a questioning look. "Why do I not feel like throwing him against a wall?" Yami thought to herself confused. "Normally if someone took such action I would have killed him by now, but instead I feel comforted by his touch." she thought. She quickly suppressed these thoughts. She had an assignment to complete. "Are you Naruto Uzumaki?" the girl asked dropping her right hand.

"H-how do you know my name?" Naruto asked as his sense of danger started firing up.

"I've been looking for you..." the assassin said as her hand morphed into a blade.

"Shit!" yelled Naruto as he dodge the blade but not before the girl kicked him in the gut. "Damnit and she was cute too!" he whined in his head as he sat on the ground.

"Someone asked me to eliminate you." The blade welding girl said as she raised her hand. "I have no grudge against you, but I must ask you to die" she said politely. "But why is something screaming at me to stop!?" she asked herself.

"I sorry to say Sweetheart but I must decline!" Yelled Naruto as he turned around and ran away further in the shopping district.

"Sweetheart?" said the girl blushing as she jumped after him.

"Fuck!" yelled Naruto as he jumped over a fruit stand and was almost destroyed along with it by the girl as she brought down her blade.

"He has excellent reflexes also." Said the assassin as she jumped in the air.

"Where did she go?" asked Naruto as the girl had disappeared from view. "Hmm?" he said as a shadow grew around him. He looked up "Shit!" he yelled dodging the assassin's foot that had been turned into a giant mace.

CRASH!

"You're faster than I excepted." Said the blonde girl as she balanced herself on her mace foot.

"Yeah anyone would be fast in this kind of situation!" Naruto said jumping up and pointed at the girl.

"Fair enough." Yami said changing her foot back and pouncing on the boy.

"Ah!" cried Naruto he quickly threw a food stand at the girl and sprinted away.

"He's nothing like what the contact said" Yami stated as she quickly ran after him.

Down the street Naruto hid behind a wall. "Man what the hell is going on?!" he said to himself as he held his chest. Ever since that girl had grabbed onto to him his heart had been beating like crazy. "Why did I just want to hold her close to me?" he thought as his breathing became heavy. "And what is she some sort of alien assassin?" he said aloud trying to calm his nerves.

"That's exactly right!" said the girl as she burst through the wall next to him her right morphed into a spiked ball on a chain. "Please stop running." She said locking eyes with Naruto.

"Then stop attacking me!" He shouted at the girl.

"That is not possible." The girl said morphing her hand into a blade.

"Well fuck this scenario then!" Shouted Naruto as he changed clothes and form.

"What?!" said Yami surprised to see that he changed form. Her knees shook as she gazed on his form. Her heart started to beat rapidly as the ninja sprouted wings. "What is going on!" she said to herself confused. She had never felt like this before.

"It's been fun Sweetheart but it's time I bide you adieu" Naruto said as he took to the skies. As Naruto floated in the air he breathe a sigh of relief "Phew thank god Lala-chan installed these wings." He said never noticing a shadow above him.

All of a sudden his world exploded in pain as the girl as she brought her mace foot down on his head. "Your guard is down!" she yelled.

"Wha…..TTTTTTTHHHHHHHEEEEEE FFFFFFUUUUUUCCCCKKKKK!" yelled the ninja as he rocketed to the ground.

Meanwhile on the ground….

"I tell you the end is nearing people!" yelled a homeless man as he preached to the passing people on the street. "I have seen the future!" he said. "If the child of destiny fails and the Masked Man resurrects the ten tailed beast of destruction it will be the end of the world!" he cried. "The great tree will bloom again and we will be slaves to its planters will!"

"Shut up you old coot you're crazy!" said a guy wearing a baseball jacket.

"As expected of Motemitsu-senpai! He immediately disregards a crazy old man!" said some teens behind him.

"I wish I was crazy!" said the old man with tears in his eyes. "The masked man must not reunite the nine great beasts into the Destroyer, else the entire universe shall be cast into darkness!" he said screaming into the sky.

"Man you better calm down old man you're starting to scare me!" Mostemitsu said backing up.

"Just like Motemitsu-senpai! He know when to get out there if it gets too creepy!" yelled the teens.

"No! You must listen!" cried the old man "If the masked man isn't stopped the dead shall be brought back to life and be forced to bring harm to those they loved!" he yell holding his head in pain. The visions were getting worse, the time was nearing! He was trying to warn them but they wouldn't listen! "He must be stopped or the one named Nemesis will use the Destroyer's energy to awaken an army of living weapons to bring upon the second coming of the Dark Times!" he shouted scaring some disguised aliens.

"IF YOU CAN HEAR ME CHILD OF DESTINY, THEN HEED MY PLEA! STOP THE MASKED MAN!" he shouted to the heavens.

"TTTTTTTHHHHHHHEEEEEE FFFFFFUUUUUUCCCCKKKKK!" Yelled a voice making everyone look up.

BBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMM!

Something crashed hard into the ground kicking up massive amounts of dust and setting off numerous car alarms. The cement cracked as the ground shook violently.

"What the hell was that!?" shouted Mostemitsu.

"It's them!" shouted the old man as the dust cleared. "The Angel and the Demon! They must open their hearts to one other or we are all doomed!" he shouted.

Out of the dust a figure stepped out shocking people as they saw a gray skin being with black tribal tattoos on its body. Everyone stared at the old man in awe as the figure unfolded a pair of pitch black bats wings. They went wide eyed when the being moved its hand and touched its head drawing their attention to the horns on its head.

"Hell that fucking hurt!" said Naruto as shook his head. "That was a cheap shot!" he shouted at the now white winged girl who landed on the ground causing people to run away in a panic, and for the old man to continue to cry that they should stop fighting each other only for his voice to be lost in the car alarms and screams.

"I'm an assassin what do you expect?" the girl said tilting her head. "Was I just supposed to tell you I was going to attack? If I did that I might as well wear bright clothes and shout my every intention." She said plainly.

"I guess you're right." Naruto said sweat dropping. "I really was an idiot when I was young wasn't I!" hethought shamefully.

"Good you understand, now please die." The girl said launching her hair at him.

"Ah!" shouted Naruto as he ripped off a car door and held it riot shield style.

BANG! BANG! CRASH! CLANG! TEAR! RIP! Went the golden hair as it collided with the door and ripped it from Naruto's hands.

"Holy crap! It's like sensei's needle jizo technique on steroids!" the blacked winged boy said dodging the hair as it turned into spears. He banished his wings and grabbed a lamp post and started spinning it catching the hair and twisting it around. "Ha looks you're having a bad hair day Sweetheart!" he mocked as he lodge the pole into the ground. He grinned until he saw the girl's hair jerk the pole out the ground and swing it the right. "Ah, Shit!" said Naruto dryly as the pole came back and hit him in the face crushing his helmet and sending him into a bath house.

"Ow!" he groaned as he tore off the now ruined helmet. He looked up and saw a number of naked women staring at him in shock. "Umm you're all beautiful?!" he said politely making them blush and successfully avoiding an ass beating. He then quickly jumped up and dodged a barrage of golden fists.

"I hate perverts!" the girl said as her hair flared around trying to strike the boy as he ran out of the bath house.

"Hey you are the one who knocked me into it Sweetheart!" complained Naruto as jumped into a parking lot.

"Stop calling me that you hentai!" Golden Darkness said as she started to attack him quickly.

"AH!" cried Naruto as he almost caught a spear to the balls. "Hey be careful!" he said covering his happy place.

"Damn I missed." Said the girl as she turned her hands into blades "I was trying to cut it off" she said scraping her hands/blades together.

"WHY!?" yelled Naruto paling.

In Naruto's seal…

"This girl." said Kyuubi as Naruto blocked strikes from the alien assassin. "Why does her scent smell so familiar?" it said as Naruto grabbed her wrist. "Her scent smells half alien." It said as the girl smacked the ninja in the face with a fist made from hair. "But the other half smells like my kin!" it shouted. It looked at the image of the girl as Naruto held her hand swordbetween his palms. "She obviously has never been to Earth before, so how can this be!?"It asked as the fight continued.

…Back with Naruto and Yami

"Ah!" yelled Naruto said ducking behind a car that got numerous holes punched in it. "Why the hell does this shit always happen to me?!" he yelled as he blocked the girl's strikes with his gauntlets. "Is it because I got three girlfriends maybe four cause Risa-chan has been all lovey dovey lately!?" he said to himself as the girl wrapped her hair around his ankles and threw him against a van crushing it. "Aw fuck it, it's worth the pain!" he thought as the assassin's hair wrapped around his left arm. "Yargh!" he yelled as he pulled hard sending the girl flying towards him.

Darkness braced herself as she flew towards her target thinking he was going to attack. She was surprised to see that he just moved out of the way letting her flip behind him.

"Why don't you fight back?" the girl asked. "All you have been doing is dodging and blocking my attacks, and even when you did go on the offensive and temporarily disabled me you never went for the kill." She stated walking towards him. "I heard you were not one who goes easy on female opponents." She said narrowing her eyes. "Obviously I have been lied to" she thought to herself.

"Who the hell told you that load of crap!?" he Naruto said crossing his arms. "A man should never hit a woman unless it's to protect a life." He said sternly.

"But aren't you a diabolical fiend?" she asked.

"Diabolical fiend?" Naruto asked cocking an eyebrow. "Did I fuck up Ghi Bree that bad?" He asked. "I mean come on the guy kidnapped my friend! That whining mother fucker had it coming!" he said making the assassin cock an eyebrow.

"Regardless of if you're a fiend or not I have an assignment to complete" The red eyed girl said transforming her hair into Dragons.

"What in the hell?" yelled Naruto as the Dragons bit him making blood drip on the ground. He tired to move but the dragons just dug their teeth deeper into his flesh. "Shit!" he cursed as he couldn't move.

"Please don't struggle, it will only make the pain worse." Said the long hair girl as she step closer. "I take no pleasure in causing my victims pain," she said as she put a blade to his neck even though something in her mind was screaming at her to stop. "Stay still" she ordered. "I want to end this as quickly and painless as possible." She said swinging her blade only for it to be blocked by a green blade.

"I'll be your opponent 'Golden Darkness'!" Said Zastin as he blocked Darkness's blade "Since Naruto-dono rather die than abandon his morals!" he yelled kicking the girl in the chest making her release her hold on Naruto else she meet her end on Zastin's blade.

"Who are you?" Asked the now openly name Golden Darkness as she held her blade in defense.

"I'm Commander Zastin of the Deviluke Royal Family Bodyguards tasked with protecting first Princess Lala Satalin Deviluke from any harm." He said proudly. "And while I'm at it I guess protect my apprentice since he's being retarded." He deadpanned.

"You can kiss the grayest part of my ass woman beater!" Naruto said punching Zastin in the face sending him through a wall and knocking him out.

"You really don't like men hitting women do you?" asked Darkness sweat dropping since the gray skinned half demon had done more damage to his protector then his attacker.

"A man should never harm a woman unless there is no other option!" Naruto shouted. "I was perfectly fine!" he said as a second Naruto popped out of the ground. "I replaced myself with a copy at the last second" the second Naruto said shaking dirt out of his hair. His point was proven when the first Naruto poofed into smoke shocking the girl.

"NARUTO-KUN!" yelled the voice of Lala as she rocketed at Naruto, making him stumble as she flew at him with the speed of a sports car.

"Whoa!" he said as he caught his balance making Golden Darkness blink in confusion.

"Am I missing something here?" she thought as her target tried prying off the alien girl.

"Oh thank goodness you are okay Naruto-kun!" Lala said pressing her chest into Naruto's face.

"Must resist urge to motorboat!" Naruto said to himself before prying the girl off. "Assassin first, then boobs!" he thought regretfully. "While it's nice to see you too Lala-chan, I want to know what the hell is going on!?" he shouted pointing at the blonde girl.

"She's an assassin that one of my fiancé candidates, Lacosop, hired!" Lala explained.

"Well guess who just made it on my shit list." Naruto thought dryly.

"You are Lala Satalin Deviluke aren't you?" Said Darkness speaking up getting Lala's and Naruto's attention. "A Princess of Deviluke conqueror of the universe" she stated "Please don't get in the way." She asked. "He is my target." The assassin said seriously.

"I can't let you do that!" shouted Lala. "Naruto-kun is important to me!" she said seriously.

"So does that means you're going to take me on Princess?" asked the assassin.

"Yes I'll be your opponent!" Lala said pointing at the blonde.

"Lala-chan you can't be serious!" shouted Naruto. "This girl knows how to fight!" he stated.

"It'll be alright Naruto-kun" said Lala cheerfully. "Besides you refuse to fight girls" she said smiling.

"A sheltered little Princess is going to battle me?" said Darkness.

"I may not look it, but I'm pretty strong." Lala said holding up her hand chest level and making a fist.

"You're going to get burned, Princess." Said the assassin holding up her hand and changing it into metal claws. "Just so you know, I'm not good at going easy." She warned.

"I'll say" Naruto thought remembering when the girl almost took off his man hood.

"That's fine with me. Bring it on!" shouted Lala.

Meanwhile on a roof…

"Oh two beautiful girls fighting over a boy hehe!" Laughed Jiraiya as he scribbled in his book. "Man that brat is always giving me great material!" he said grinning.

Now you're probably thinking. 'Why exactly is the Sage just sitting on his ass doing nothing and just watching the fight and not helping his apprentice.'

Well one, to get research for his book. Two, he believe Naruto didn't need him to come save his sorry ass all the time else the boy would never grow stronger. And finally three, so he didn't end up like Zastin who currently had a dog chewing on his ass.

Yeah he was way smarter than that.

…..back to the fight.

Golden Darkness rushed the Princess with a barrage of golden fist only to be surprised to see Naruto appear in front of her and rapidly block all the fists and then kick her in the gut.

"What about your' not hitting women' policy?" asked Yami holding her gut. "That was really strong, but I can tell he was holding back" she thought staring down the boy as he stood in front of the Princess.

"It's different as I'm currently protecting someone" Naruto said getting in a defensive stance making the girl look at him questioningly.

"I thought he was just a coward, but he really believes he shouldn't hit women unless he is protecting someone else, you are a mystery Naruto Uzumaki." She said to herself. "If that's the only way you're going to attack" the assassin closed her eyes in thought. "How powerful are you really Naruto Uzumaki?" She had to see what he was capable of for herself. "Then here I come!" Darkness said lunging for the Princess with a giant mallet.

BOOOM! The parking lot exploded sending cement and remains of a car into the air.

Meanwhile on the ground…

BOOOM!

"Is that 'Golden Darkness'? Asked Mikado as she saw the Golden haired girl fly into the air before Naruto appeared over her and slammed both fist into her head sending her to the ground. "And Naruto-kun?!" she said as Naruto flew back to the ground. "I'm definitely not getting involved now!" she said going on with her day, her heels rapidly clicking against the cement. She sure as hell didn't want to be anywhere near two wielders of the Destroyer's power when they fought.

…..With Darkness.

CRASH! The assassin fell thru the roof of a house, scaring the crap out of a guy who was eating a bowl of ramen.

"He's still holding back!" Thought the girl as she stood up.

"Oh I'm so sorry!" Naruto said landing and sincerely bowing in front of the confused guy. "I didn't mean to ruin your meal of eating the food of the gods!" he apologized making the assassin fall over at the absurdity of what he was doing.

"Are you serious?" Yami asked deadpanning before she dropped kicked the demonic idiot through the house.

"Alright it's my turn now!" Said Lala as she pulls out a large pink cannon out of nowhere. "Go Sticky Gooey Launcher-kun" she said aiming for the assassin.

The assassin widens her eyes as she dodged the pink balls of glue.

"Ow that girl kicks hard!" Naruto said standing up out of some rubble before a pink ball flew at his head. "AH I can't breathe!" he screamed as he stumbled into traffic.

Lala looked at her fiancé as he bobbed and weave in traffic "And 'God damnit Lala-chan' in 3, 2, 1!" she said as he removed the glue.

Crash!

"GOD DAMNIT LALA-CHAN!" yelled Naruto as he was smacked by a semi truck.

"Hehehe whoops!" Lala said putting up the cannon and bringing out a claw on a trigger. "Alright let's try Grabby grubby hand-kun!" she said pulling the trigger.

Again Darkness dodges with no effort and flew over a magazine stand getting the attention of a certain dwarfish man.

"Oh my! What a blonde beauty!" he said as the girl landed on a roof. The wind kicks up and made her dress move almost making her panties visible. "Come I can almost see them!" he started blowing rapidly hoping it would push the dress up. To his joy it had worked as the girls with panties were shown to the world.

"Ahh!" screamed the assassin as covered herself. "Pervert!" she yelled about to attack him before…

ZZZZATTT!

The man crumpled over as Naruto shocked him with a lightning Justus. "Fucking perverted little gremlin!" he yelled before shocking him again. "I mean really you're four times her age!" he yelled.

"Heh?" Said Darkness confused.

"I caught you off-guard!" yelled Lala as sent another invention after her. "Spinning spunning rope-kun!" she said as a rope with hearts flew at the assassin.

The blonde girl tired to jump out of the way but it was too late as the rope wrapped around her and squeeze between her breast making Naruto pinch his nose else he have a nose bleed.

"Woo hoo" Lala cheered as the ropes squeezed tighter.

"God damn it Lala-chan is it suppose to look like some sort of bondage toy?" the gray skinned boy asked as the blonde girl landed on the ground.

"Umm what's bondage?" the pink haired girl asked.

"For my own safety I'm not going to tell you" Naruto said making the princess tilt her head.

SLICE!

"Please stop playing around with these toys, Princess." Darkness said after she cut off her bides with a blade on the back of her hand.

"I'm not playing around!" said Lala as she landed on the ground shortly followed by Naruto. "I just want to protect Naruto-kun!" she said latching onto the boy.

"Why do you protect Naruto Uzumaki so much?" said the assassin as the blade on her hand disappeared.

"Huh why wouldn't I?" Lala asked titling her head.

"I heard from the client that he was an atrocious fiend that threatened you and planned to take over Deviluke." Said the assassin.

"Naruto-kun an atrocious fiend?" said Lala "Yeah he can be a sexual fiend at night but he's never atrocious" Lala said making Naruto's jaw drop. (That's not helping!) "He would never threaten me and he would never harm me" She said sternly. "In fact Naruto-kun has done nothing but protected me." She said kissing the boys cheek making him blush.

"Maybe you're right." Darkness said locking eyes with the boy. She narrowed her eyes "But I will deal with anyone as long as I'm asked. That is the duty of 'Golden Darkness'"

"Eeehhh!? That doesn't sound right!" Shouted Lala.

"It's probably hard to understand for some who was raised in good hands." Darkness said seriously. "The difficulty of living in the universe alone." She said as her eyes took on an empty look.

"Her eyes!" Naruto thought to himself with widen eyes.

…mental flashes.

"I am nothing more than a tool to be used," Said Haku as he fought Naruto on the bridge in wave. "And now that I've failed my life has no purpose."

…..

"I'm strong because I only care about myself!" yelled Gaara as he wrapped his sand around blonde boy. "Nothing else matters" he said with dead eyes.

…...

"Even if I die, I will serve Orochimaru-sama for giving me a purpose" said Kimimaro as he pointed a bone sword at the orange clad boy even as he coughed up some blood.

…

"You could never understand the pain of lost since you never had anyone!" said Sasuke glaring at the bloody blonde as he held a fist of lighting in his hand.

…..

"Why does everyone hate me?!" asked a six year old Naruto looking in a mirror. "What did I do!?" he yelled punching the wall. "I'll I want is a friend!" he said looking at the mirror again. "I don't want to be alone!" he said punching the mirror spending pieces of glass flying everywhere. "Why does no one love me?!" he cried with tears hitting the floor and shattered glass.

….end of flashes

"Her eyes are just like mine!" he thought staring at the girl in realization. It now made so much sense why a cute girl such as her was an assassin. It was probably the only thing she could do to survive. The look in her eyes was the same he had seen on himself and Gaara the look of loneliness on a person's being.

"You're right I wouldn't understand," Lala said soberly, "I always had someone to look after me at the palace and I had Daddy, and my sisters in my life so I wouldn't or really ever truly understand what you are meaning." She said looking at the assassin and then at Naruto with a sad look on her face. "Why do people suffer no matter how peaceful the universe may seem? Is this why Daddy is always busy? Is he trying to end as much suffering as he can?" she asked herself before becoming more cheerful. "Just another reason it was a good thing I ran away!" she thought smiling.

"That's exactly why I left the palace in the first place! There are a loooot of things that I don't know yet!" she said cheerfully. "How else am I suppose to become Queen if I don't see the universe." She said smiling.

"Lala-chan" thought Naruto smiling. There was more to the girl then people realized. The universe was in good hands regardless if the girl married or not, she would be a good queen no matter what.

He thoughts were interrupted when a huge gush of wind appear followed by the roar of an engine.

"Great what now?" Naruto asked dryly.

"What are you doing Golden Darkness!?" Asked Lacospo as his ship appeared above the three teens. "Your opponent isn't Lala-taan!" he announced.

"Lacospo!?" Shouted Lala.

"Oh goody a person I won't give a fuck about destroying" Naruto said cracking his knuckles.

"Ta-da" said a voice as a yellow light shine down from the ship. "Lacospo has arrived!" said the short alien like he had some actual worth.

Naruto sighed "There goes my hope for a stress reliever" this guy wouldn't last a minute! "Lala-chan who's this idiot!?" he asked loudly so the midget would hear him.

"Silence! Primitive Earthling!" Lacospo tired ordering. "How dare you steal my precious Lala from me?!" he yelled.

ZZZAT! BOOM! An electrical explosion occurred at the midget's feet.

"Ahh!" screamed Lacospo jumping back.

"You want to try raising your voice to me again you little fucker!" said Naruto with electricity dancing on his fingers.

"He's just like daddy, doesn't care about the political ramifications" Lala thought sweat dropping.

Lacospo trying to regain the authority he thought he had turned his attention on the assassin. "Golden Darkness! Hurry up and get rid of this guy!" he ordered.

"Lacospo how dare you hire Yami-chan to attack Naruto-kun!" Yelled Lala making the nicknamed Yami perk up.

"So this is my client" Yami thought with narrowed eyes.

"That's right! I did it all for you, Lala-tan!" said Lacospo cheerfully (yeah like sending assassins is a great turn on! Dumb fuck!) "Now, marry me!" he shouted.

"Is he serious?" Naruto asked whispering in Lala's ear.

"No way! You hired an assassin to kill Naruto-kun!" Lala said "You're Scum!" she shouted sticking out her tongue.

Lacospo face was priceless to Naruto "Scum?!" Lacospo said shocked.

"Hahahaha Lala-chan sometimes I just want to marry you just for the fact you make me laugh hahaha" Laughed Naruto making the girl smile "I mean look at his face haha!" Naruto said pointing at the midget's face.

"Shut up you!" said the frog boy pointing at the half Demon before going stiff when he glare at him. "Golden Darkness this is all your fault for not eliminating your target right away!" he said shouting at the assassin. (Oh yeah that's smart! Piss off an assassin, yeah it will be safe to sleep at night. Fucking BAKA!)

"I'm glad you are here Lacospo" said Yami. "I have something I want to talk to you about, as well." She said seriously.

"Oh, you gave false info about the target didn't you dumb shit" thought Naruto in realization "This is going to be fucking funny!" he inwardly chuckled.

"Naruto Uzumaki seems quite different from the information you provided about him" said Yami seriously. Bad info can get you needlessly killed or bring an ass load of heat on your head.

"Umm wh- what're you talking about?" Lacospo said trying to cover his ass.

"I told you to provide truthful information on my target." Stated the blond girl. "You didn't try to fool me, did you?" she demanded.

Lacospo was close to pissing his pants. "Shut up! Shut up!" yelled the prince (Again don't piss off an assassin just asked Gato, oh wait that's right! He's dead because he pissed off an assassin!) "Naruto Uzumaki is an evil fellow who tricked Lala-taan." He said trying to pass the buck. "Why would I lie to you!?" he said. (Because you're retarded?)

"Yami-chan!" Lala said getting the assassin's attention. "You mustn't believe what Lacospo tells you!" she said trying to reason with the girl.

Yami looked over at the two teens. "He's nothing like the info said even though he has the power to do so" the assassin thought as she looked back at her client who was trying( but failing cause he's a retard) to look intimidating. The girl narrowed her eyes at the frog boy making him jump with fright.

"Wh-Wh-Why're you looking at me like that?!" he asked "I hired you!" he reminded her.

"I need accurate information to complete my assignments." Sated the blonde. "Because of your false info the target is still alive because you said he was just a normal human," she looked over at the waving boy "He obviously isn't and so you brought this upon yourself" she said morphing her hand into a blade.

"If you insist on not following my orders, I will execute you!" Shouted Lacospo. "Come out, Gamatan!" he said point at his ship making a giant frog (not toad!) appear.

"Oi that's my gimmick!" shouted Naruto and a certain sage who was watching from the distance.

"That's a rare Irogaama!" shouted Peke in fright.

"You're familiar with it, Peke?" asked Lala.

"I've seen it in the 'Illustrated Guide to the Universe'" said the robot. "If it's the real thing, I'm its favorite prey!" it shouted.

"Golden Darkness! Do you still insist on defying me?!" Lacospo threatened. Darkness just stared pissing off Lacospo "Go, Gamatan! Punish them!" he commanded the frog. The frog spat some goo that splatter all over the ground. Some drops manage to hit Yami dissolving a few holes in her dress.

"My clothes!" said the girl in surprise.

"Ha Gamatan's mucus can even dissolve clothing!" shouted Lacospo.

"Actually, that's all it can dissolve" stated Peke "It scares the heck out of me" it said covering its face with the wings on Lala's hat.

"I'm going to strip you naked, Golden Darkness!" Lacospo said before a kunai cut his cheek "Ah what the hell!" he yelled covering the wound.

"You little preverted worm!" shouted Naruto.

Yami seeing an opening went to attack the giant frog only to see she couldn't cut through its mucus.

"What!" said Yami as the frog smacked her with its tongue sending her flying.

"I got ya Sweetheart!" said Naruto catching the girl and accidently groping her breasts.

"Ah!" screamed the blonde girl embarrassed as her hair threw a fist at the boy knocking him to the ground.

"Ow that hurt!" Yelled Naruto holding his broken nose. He looked up to see that Yami had two spears smacking against each other scaring the crap out of him. "Now just calm down Sweetheart it was an accident!" he cried.

"Hentai!" the girl yelled.

"You're off guard!" Yelled Lacospo "You're going to be naked!" he yelled as a stream of mucous flew at the girl.

"Look out!" said Naruto pushing the blonde girl out of the way. He was hit leaving him only in his underwear which made Yami blush as it left nothing to the imagination.

"Huge!" she thought as her mind went to a dirty place. "Ah why am I thinking about that?" she asked herself shaking her head.

"I had enough of you!" said Naruto biting his thumb and making some hand sighs.

…out in the distance.

"No you stupid brat!" cried Jiraiya.

…..back with Naruto

"Summoning Justus!" Naruto yelled smacking the ground. To his surprise but thankfully not horror a dark orange Toad with dark blue markings the size of a mini Van appear in front of him.

"Heh what am I doing here?" asked the Toad looking around.

Once the Toad face Naruto the half demon asked "It's that you Gamakichi? Holy Crap you got big!" he shouted. Naruto had meant to summon Gamakichi's dad just so he could finish the fight quickly.

"Who are you?" asked the Toad.

"It's me buddy, Naruto!" the boy said reverting to human else his friend might attack him.

"Naruto long time no see buddy," Gamakichi said looking over his friend "I see you ain't a midget anymore" he said grinning.

"And you can't ride on my head anymore" said Naruto high fiving his friend.

"Umm quick question Naruto." Gamakichi said.

"What?" asked Naruto.

"Why are you in your underwear?" The Toad asked.

"Because of that." Naruto said pointing behind him at Lacospo and the giant frog who were just staring at the two in surprise.

"So you summon me to fight a lousy frog?" Deadpanned the Toad.

"Rippppet!" said the frog.

"Heh say that again you bastard!" shouted Gamakichi putting his hand behind him.

"Rippppet! Rippet Croak! Rippet! Said the frog.

"Oh it's on now you mother fucker!" Gamakichi said pulling out a sword. "No one insults my mom!" He yelled drop kicking the larger animal in the face.

"Don't you dare lose Gamatan!" shouted Lacospo before he too was dropped kicked by Naruto off the frog. "Ah!" He screamed as he hit the ground. "How dare you hit me I'll have your head!" shouted Lacospo at Naruto who just grinned as he cracked his knuckles.

"Hehehe, get in line bitch!" Said Naruto as he stomped on the midget. "Were going to have some fun!" he said adding more pressure.

"Take that!" yelled Gamakichi as he chomped off one of the frogs antennas since the sword was made to cut thru thick mucus.

"NYYYYYYAAHAAHHAA!" cried the Frog holding the bleeding stump on it head.

"Yeah that's right bitch squeal!" Gamakichi taunted punching the frog in the face giving it a black eye.

"Ahh! Stop!" cried Lacospo as he was punched in the face by Naruto.

"Shut up!" Naruto said breaking the boy's arm. Yeah it was official Naruto was pissed.

"Ahh!" cried Lacospo as he held his arm. "Don't you know who I am?!" shouted the midget.

"Yep and I still don't give a fuck!" Naruto said grabbing the boy around the neck.

….back with the amphibians.

"Nyah!" yelled the frog as it launched it tongue at Gamakichi.

"Get your tongue off of me you whining bitch!" the Toad shouted lopping off the frog's tongue.

"Wahahahaha!" cried the frog as it back into a tree.

"Yaahaha!" yelled Gamakichi as he chopped down some trees crushing the frog under them. Gamakichi hopped over to the downed frog and saw it was still alive, barely. Its eyes widen as the Toad raised his blade high; "In the name of the Toad clan!" he shouted chopping off the frog's head. He grabbed the frog's remaining antenna lifting up the head high and croaked loudly getting a loud response from the local Toad population as they answered their Prince.

"Gamatan!" Cried Lacospo as he saw the Toad pack the head in a sack.

"Quiet you!" Yelled Naruto as he clamped his hand around Lacospo's throat. The boy scrambled trying free himself from the blonde human's grasp. "I want you to look me in the eye you little shit!" Naruto shouted slamming the alien against the tree.

When the alien did he saw that Naruto had popped a claw out of his finger. Naruto move the claw to the cut on the alien's cheek. While just a small cut it would heal without a scar. Naruto couldn't have that. He presses his finger deep into the prince's flesh and widens the cut, now it would scar. "This scar is going to be an everlasting reminder of how I held your life in my hands Lacospo. So that you know that every day that you live is because I allowed you too." He said dropping the alien who now had a piss stain on his pants. "No get out of my sight before I change my mind!" he said punching a tree and knocking it over.

"YES WHATEVER YOU WANT!" Lacospo screamed as he ran towards his ship.

"Sigh that guy was terrible!" said Lala.

"All he had going for him was money." Stated Peke "A king needs to have more than that." The robot said.

"W-why did you protect me?" Yami asked walking up to Naruto and Lala. "We were enemies" she said blushing as she looked at Naruto.

"Eh? Because Lacospo was the one behind all of these bad things." Lala said sternly. "Besides, Naruto-kun couldn't let someone do such cruel things to a cute girl like you Yami-chan!" she said smiling.

"Cute? You're referring to me?" Yami said holding a hand to her mouth and blushing a bright red.

Naruto's brain was frying as the girl's cuteness was over powering his senses. "What the hell is going on?! Normally shit like this doesn't faze me! What the hell is up with this girl!?" he thought.

"Did I offend you, Yami-chan?" asked the Princess.

"N-n-no it's just before today no one has said anything like that to me?" Yami said, shyly looking at Naruto.

"Really?" Naruto said surprised. "Heck your cuteness is the main reason you were able to get the jump on me." Naruto said blushing. "I thought you were being cute on purpose to get me to let my guard down." He stated making the girl fidget with her fingers.

"No I wasn't" the girl said shyly making Naruto's brain fry again.

"Cute!" he thought before shaking his head as he heard Gamakichi snickering. "You could have fooled me …. What did you call her Lala-chan…Yami-chan?" he asked looking at the pinkette.

"Yeah isn't her name 'Golden Darkness'?" Lala said tilting her head.

"Nah 'Golden Darkness' is more like a nickname, you know how sometimes I call Rito 'Carrot top' and Saruyama 'Monkey Boy" Naruto said pointing towards himself.

"Yami is fine" The now name Yami said turning away to hide her massive blush.

"I guess we got to earn the right to call you by your real name?" Naruto asked getting a small nod from the girl. "I thought so" he said sighing "I guess I earn that the next time I see you," he face then became slightly sad even though he didn't know why, "Although we won't know when that will be since I suppose you'll be returning to space, right." he said sighing sadly at the end. "What the hell? I just met the girl and I feel sad that she's leaving!?" He thought confused.

"Return to space?" said the assassin "Where I'll be alone again!" she thought looking at the Princess and the boy getting 'Hmms' from them. "No once I have accepted a job abandoning it midway through is against my principles." She said looking at the boy. "And it seems I have become a little rusty since I couldn't take you out quickly enough Naruto Uzumaki." She said narrowing her eyes at the boy although the glare had no malice. "Until I can defeat you, I will remain on here earth." She said making the girl and boy smile.

"Well in that case let's be friends Sweetheart" said Naruto holding out his hand.

"I thought we agree upon Yami?" Yami said with a blank look on her face.

"Nah Yami is for everyone else, to me you're Sweetheart." The whiskered blonde said grinning. "When you trust me enough I'll call you by your real name when you give it."

"Heh, the girl is after your life and you want to be friends with her?" asked Gamakichi surprised.

"Man, half the people I know have tried killing me at some point!" shouted Naruto "Hell the first two hours when I met Lala-chan here she blew me up!" he said pointing at the girl who chuckled nervously. "And don't even get me started on the Pervy Sage!" he shouted looking a spot where the man soon appeared.

"I swear you throw a person off a cliff and you never hear the end of it!" The man said throwing up his arms.

"And you'll never will you bastard!" shouted the blonde ninja.

"And by the way who is this chick?" Gamakichi asked pointing his thumb at Lala.

"I'm Naruto-kun fiancé um I don't know your name." Lala said.

"It's Gamakichi" said the Toad. "And I don't believe it you're getting hitched hahaha, we're are so celebrating once we get to your place." The Toad said jabbing his summoned in the chest.

"Man it's going to be a pain getting you through town Gamakichi" sighed the blonde.

"Heh no problem!" said the Toad making a hand sign and poofing into smoke. Once the smoke cleared everyone but the sage was surprised to see that the orange Toad had decreased in size."

"Wow!" shouted Lala amazed. "How did you do that?" she asked picking up the Toad.

"Oh it's a trick we can do to when we're young; one day I won't be able to do this." Gamakichi stated.

"Oh you're so cute!" said the Princess hugging the Toad against her breasts.

"I like this one boss; she is way nicer than that one chick!" Gamakichi said giving the Ninja a thumbs up.

"Yeah yeah don't get too comfortable!" Naruto grabbing the toad and putting him on his head. "Hey Sweetheart where are you going?!" he called as the blonde girl was walking away.

"To find some place to stay." Yami said about to continuing to walk away till Naruto grabbed her shoulder.

"Why don't you stay with us?" Naruto asked sincerely "We got a spare room that nobody is using." He said.

"You would let me live with you?" Yami said. "Even though I'm after your life?"

"Yeah why not we're friends and besides lots of my friends have done something terrible to me." Naruto said shrugging. "The old pervy man here threw me off a cliff, Lala-chan blows me up on a daily basis, and my other girlfriend Yui-chan beats me into a coma every time I curse. My friend Risa-chan has tried to rape me six times, my friend Gaara tried to bury me alive and my friend Sasuke DID almost kill me!" he said pointing at his scar. "The way I see it you're just honest about your intentions" he stated getting sweat drops from everyone.

"It makes sense when you put it like that." Deadpanned the Sage. "Alright the girl can stay with us but I not taking in anymore strays damnit!" he said.

"Even if the girl was a supermodel only in her underwear?" Asked his student.

"Okay she might be able to stay then." Grinned the Sage perversely before a golden spear went by his head.

"Pervy old man!" Yelled Yami turning her arms into blades.

"Ah!" said the Sage running from the girl! "She's just like the hime!" he said as the girl chased after him.

"HAHAHA I have a feeling that's going to happen a lot" Laughed Naruto as his sensei dodge a shot to the balls when Yami turn her arm into a ball and chain.

"Yeah/Yeah" said Gamakichi and Lala at the same time.

…..

Alright Yami-chan is done!

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