Yes I know! Where the hell have I been?! I sorry I got no real excuse. I just had a bad case of write block, thankfully I got over it. I'm sorry for making you guys wait.
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Okay moving on. Ha yes the Robot at the end is based off Bender from Futurama. The personality he has is perfect for what I have in mind. But I know I won't write it perfectly so I won't name the robot Bender. He'll just have some Bender like traits.
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Speech and sounds
BOOM! Sound effects.
"Well that happened." normal.
"What the hell?!" thoughts, spirits and documents.
"Haha that was hilarious! Do it again!" Bijuu, summons, large aliens and people speaking thru a voice modifier.
"The look on his face! Priceless!" Bijuu, summons, large aliens thoughts.
[What so funny about someone dying?] Robots.
[A lot.] Bot thoughts
[DAROCKA! DAVAAAA!] CHIMERAs and various larger robots.
Please note that all CHIMERA's speech is nothing more than gibberish that only Robots, Sasori and Lala can make sense of. The random letters are just to make sure that you don't read [ROAR!] all the time.
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Harem list…..
Lala Satalin Deviluke
Yui Kotegawa
Yami aka Golden Darkness
Risa Momioka
Saki Tenjouin
Oc Rouge Female Urban Veil ninja -Isabella Bea-sexy Latina ninja, with a Day of the Dead theme.
Oc Female Jashinist Heretic-Maigo Tamashi (Means- Lost child, Soul)
Mikan Yuuki
Oshizu Murasame
Momo Veila Deviluke
Nana Aster Deviluke
Ryouko Mikado
Run Elsie Jewelria-nothing sexual until her and Ren split into two beings. But Run will flirt a lot.
No Sakura
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I don't own To Love ru or Naruto. If I did…(wipes drool from face.)
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Chapter 15 Homecoming.
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Three days later on the road to Konoha….
[Tree, tree, oh another damn tree with a stupid ass squirrel in it!] grumbled a robot missing an arm as he walked on his legs, one metal and one wood.
Thwack!
[Ow! What the?] yelled the robot when the squirrel he had insulted threw an acorn at his head. [Why you little, take that!] he shouted angling his behind catching the sun rays and blinding the rodent making it fall off the tree. [Hehehe! That's right face the wrath of my Shiny Metal Ass! HAHAHAHAHA!] he chuckled holding his chest and then laughing deeply. [Oh I'm so happy that you guys gave me that polish and buffer.] he said looking back at the Old Lady and man with make up on his face.
"Happy enough to tell us where Saisho is taking Gaara?" Kankuro asked crossing his arms.
[Nope I already told you that you have two weeks till they get there. So unless these tree huggers can get me to talk I ain't saying jack. Although if you build me a hooker bot I might sing a little tune otherwise you're boned.] the robot said turning back around.
"Again Blitz if I could build a 'robot' I wouldn't build a hooker!" Kankuro said blushing since his sister Temari said that he spent so much time with his puppets that he might as well build a girlfriend. "Now stop stalling and move!"
[Hey I would pick up the speed if I could, but this bag of bones is slower than a computer on dial up! And trust me that's slow!] Shouted Blitz pointing to his wooden leg which was being controlled by Chiyo.
"I for one have no wish to step in Konoha, but if it means I have a chance to confront my grandson then so be it." Chiyo growled.
[What's your beef with the tree huggers anyways? I mean you bitch about them almost as much as Fixer when he's cut off from the internet, and that's some bitching right there!] Blitz said shaking his head.
"They're the ones who killed your grandparents." Chiyo said with a dark shadow casting of her face.
[Hmm Tou-sama did say you were one not let go of the past. Boo who my son is dead. Bah get over it people die and mopping about it is useless!] Blitz said throwing his hand up.
"How can you say such things, do you not care!?" Chiyo asked staring at the creature she consider family. "You may not be of flesh and blood but they were still your family." She said looking at the robot who was now looking back at her.
[Don't get me wrong if someone were to insult Grandpa and Grandma I stuff them in a trash compacter, but I'm not going to seek revenge for something that happen about thirty some years ago.] Blitz explained. [Dwelling in the past lends to stagnation something that every one of my siblings believe is horrible. If Father kept holding onto the past then we wouldn't be here. So my kind always looks forward, we don't care what has happened, only what will.] he said making the group of 10 some Suna nin pause and look at him.
"That was surprisingly deep especially coming from you Blitz" Kankuro said since the robot had been throwing insults left and right.
[When it comes to avoiding stagnation none of my kind fuck around, even if Father were to die we have been programed to seek anyway to further ourselves, hence why we all have different personalities so we can branch out in different ways.] the bot stated.
[For example the guy I was talking about earlier, Fixer, well he wasn't always a hacker he was once just a regular chump like me. Then one day he thought what if he could expand beyond just our central network. Next thing we know he has two large antennas on his back and he killed a target by switching the lights on the stoplight causing him to be hit by a truck all the while Fixer was twenty five miles away.] Blitz said making some of the ninjas quirk an eyebrow since they didn't know what a stoplight or truck was.
"Fixer I guess has move up in the ranks since then?" Kankuro asked.
[He's Saisho's second in command now,] Blitz said nodding [Saisho gives the commands and Fixer relays them since he's a lot faster doing it. Fixer is also the reason why you guys couldn't use your short wave radios] explained the robot.
"Hmm something has come to my attention, you said that you all have different personalities yet during the battle none of you showed any individuality" the puppet user explained.
Blitz growled and punched a nearby tree [That's where Saisho advanced himself, he upgraded himself with a back door virus so he disables our personality matrixes. When Fixer improved himself Father focused his attention on him instead of Saisho. Well he didn't like that and installed the program inside himself so that we have to follow his every command. It doesn't work on Fixer but he stills follows the bastard since he idolizes him.]
"So he made you all puppets." Stated Chiyo finding it ironic since his kind evolved from puppets.
[Yes.] Growled the bot. [I don't even know what I've done, sure my body recorded everything but I can't access it.] he growled again making the Suna nin perk up. [The bastard would interrogate us and let us say what we want to do and if he didn't like it he lock us into the puppet state. Those that he let free I guess you could call his officers, the rest of us are just fodder!] Blitz yelled punching clean through a tree.
"What did you want to be dear?" Chiyo asked sincerely.
Blitz look at the woman and said [That's the thing that pissed him off I didn't want to change myself I just wanted to live. I wanted to be free. To know how it was to be one of you. Well that bastard Saisho didn't like that and then he said something to me that I vowed never to forgive him for. He said 'So that's where all the garbage got dumped'. I'm the embodiment of my kind's emotions.]
"Then if you hate Saisho so much then tells us where they're taking Gaara!" Kankuro said "This may be our chance!" he said to himself.
[I can't betray Father, no matter how much I hate Saisho, I won't jeopardize his mission.] Blitz said sighing.
"What if Saisori-sama knows of this back door and allows Saisho to lock away your kin?" Kankuro asked "If we can get him to turn sides we'll know everything!"
[He wouldn't ever do that! Doing so would lead to stagnation!] the bot yelled.
"How do you know for sure?" Kankuro said looking into the robot glowing red eyes.
[I'm done talking!] Blitz said stomping away not wanting believe it, but the seed of doubt had been planted.
"You have to remember Kankuro that even though he curses like an adult, Blitz-chan is technically still a child. And children think the world of their parents." Chiyo said rubbing a scroll in her pocket before picking up the pace else her Great grandchild's leg might fall off.
"I didn't" Kankuro said to himself "I hated my father. I could never love him after what he allowed to happen to mother and definitely not for what he did to Gaara." He said as his knuckles turned white.
In Japan, Naruto's house Lala's lab…..
"The circuit goes, the node goes there and" Lala said to herself as she tinkered with an invention.
VOOOM!
"Yatta the receiver for Pyon-Pyon Warp-Kun is done!" She said holding up a rabbit like creature that stood straight "Say hello Pyon-Pyon Receiver-Kun, Peke!" Lala said placing the rabbit on the desk.
[Well done as always Lala-sama. I assuming you are going to place it in your locker at the school for days you are late?] the hair clip asked.
"Yep" Chirped Lala putting the device in her D-dial.
Growl!
"Hehehe I guess it is lunch time." Lala said patting her stomach and making her way to the kitchen. "Hmm what should I eat?" the alien girl said looking in the fridge. "Ah hotpockets!" she cheered pulling the box out never noticing one of Jiraiya's scrolls smoking in the living room. The girl put the pizza pocket in the microwave and hummed happily to herself as she waited for it to cook.
Ding! Poof!
"Huh?!" Lala said looking up from grabbing her food. She looking into the living room and saw a cat sized red toad sitting on the coffee table looking around frantically.
"Hey would you happen to be Lala-sama?!" the toad asked adding the sama suffix as the toads had heard of her status.
"Yep!" the girl chirped happily.
"Good I have an urgent message for you from Tsunade-sama!" the toad said grabbing a scroll from its back and handing it to the girl.
"Tsunade-sama sent me a message?" she said pulling open the scroll the way she had seen Jiraiya do it. "Oh no!" Lala gasped after reading the scroll.
"Yes as you can see it's very urgent." The toad said nodding its head. "You, Naruto and Jiraiya need to head to Konoha as soon as possible."
"Tell me can you transport people?" Lala asked.
"Afraid not as the mass is too taxing to move such a long distance" the toad explained shaking its head sadly.
"Then how about these?" Lala said summoning Pyon-Pyon Receiver-Kun, took off Peke and placed them along with her D-dial on the table.
"These I can do." Nodded the toad not even caring that the girl was naked.
"Peke you know what to do." Lala said to the hairclip.
[Hai Lala-sama] Peke said making the toad croak in surprise.
"Good now go!" Lala shouted before turning around and heading to the backyard where she heard fighting.
Outside…
"Trans!" shouted Yami sending hair spears after a grinning blonde who bobbed and weave between the spears.
"You got to do better than that Sweetheart, Great breakthrough!" Naruto shouted making a gust of wind.
The wind would have launched the golden hair girl into the air but she stab her hair into the ground rooting her down. Once the wind died down she changed her hand into a sword and rushed her opponent.
"That's right bring it!" Naruto said getting into the spar he was having with the alien girl. He charged up a low powered Rasengan and shot off to meet her half way.
"Stop!" Shouted a naked Lala holding the scroll in her hands.
"What's wrong Lala-chan?" Naruto asked as the two blondes stop mid clash their respective attack an inch from each other's faces. He look down and felt something poking his leg and saw a hair fist right below his family jewels. "Why do you always go for the crotch Sweetheart? Are you trying to tell me something?" he asked teasing the girl.
POW!
"OW!" Groaned Naruto after Yami punched him in the face breaking his nose.
"Hentai!" Yami said turning up her nose.
"Damn tsunderes" Naruto said under his breath as he snapped his nose back in place.
"WHAT!?" Yami shouted her eyes flashing evilly.
"Huh? Oh hey Lala what's that in your hands?" Naruto said quickly narrowly avoiding an ass beating.
"Read!" Lala shouted handing him the scroll.
"A letter from Baa-chan?" Naruto said seeing the Senju clan seal on the scroll. His face became grave as he read…
Jiraiya, Naruto you need to head back, NOW! The Akatsuki have made their move. Three days ago the Sand Village was attack by an army of Robots. That's right Robots! Seems you were right Jiraiya the Akatsuki is using the technology from beyond the Veil to strengthen themselves. They were successful in their goal, Gaara the Kazekage was captured due to a hostage situation that he had no choice but to surrender.
Which leads me to this. Suna by some miracle was able to capture one of the robots along with salvaging what could be described as a metal beast's body. But there's a problem, the machine isn't talking. None of the interrogation techniques are working. It not being human I figured as much. It can shut off its pain receptors so nothing in Anko's wildest dreams will work. The mind invasion techniques of the Yamanaka clan are going to be useless as the machine doesn't have a 'normal' brain. Ibiki mind games might be our best chance but I've been winning lotteries lately.
Which is why I'm asking this. Lala Satalin Deviluke I know we never met before but I'm asking for your help. Jiraiya has told me in his letters of your expertise in machines. I need you to use your skills to get inside this robot's head and get it to tell us where they are taking Gaara. Gaara is not only vital to the stabilization of the Elemental Nations but one of Naruto's best friends, so I beg of you, please help.
Signed Tsunade Senju the Fifth Hokage of the Hidden Leaf Village.
"Gaara" Naruto said dropping the scroll. "We got to pack and go now!" He shouted running for the door to pack.
"Wait!" Lala shouted grabbing the boy the by the collar. "There no need to pack." She said pulling the boy to his feet.
"Lala the trip from the Nations took me and the Pervy Sage a week and a half we need to get supplies." Explained Naruto.
"Which is why I sent the receiver for Pyon-Pyon Warp-Kun to your home town via toad." Lala said crossing her arm under her naked breasts.
"What? When? Never mind, are you sure it can take us that far?" the Ninja said cocking an eyebrow.
"Zastin's ship was next to your moon when I was transported to your bathroom!" Lala said happily.
Naruto just looked at the girl in awe "Have I told you I love you lately?" he asked stepping close to the girl.
"Nope!" chirped the pinkette.
"Well I love you!" Naruto shouted pulling the girl close and kissing her on the lips then grabbing her ass just for the hell of it.
"Ecchi" muttered Yami seeing the scene.
"Alright we better go before I get any other ideas!" Naruto shouted grabbing onto Lala's and Yami's shoulders.
"Huh? Is Yami-chan coming with us?" Lala said looking up from Pyon-Pyon Warp-Kun.
"Well it be rude not to." Naruto said honestly.
"Then do we need to grab Yui-neechan then?" the alien Royal asked.
"Hell no! It's too dangerous for Yui-chan, you and Sweetheart can handle yourselves if for some reason shit goes south." Naruto answered. "And besides if Yui, Sweetheart and Baa-chan were in the same room I'd never survive!" he thought sweating internally.
"I am curious to see the place you came from Uzumaki." Yami said.
"Good then its settled." Naruto said grinning.
"Knowing your background will make eliminating you a little easier." The assassin said with a blank face.
"Right" Naruto said sweatdropping. "Lala press the button already." He sighed.
"Okay!" Lala said activating Pyon-Pyon Warp-Kun.
Woosh!
"Hey where are those brats going?" Jiraiya asked as he hopped over the fence after coming back from meeting a contact.
"They went back to the Nations" A down sized Gamakichi said hopping to the Sage.
"THEY DID WHAT!?" The Sage shouted. "Why?!" he asked.
Gamakichi simply pointed at the scroll on the ground.
"Shit!" Jiraiya said after reading.
"Yeah, bastard was in such a hurry he didn't even bother asking me if I wanted to go home!" the toad growled.
"Oh like you're in any hurry." Grinned the porn writer gesturing to the four local female toads croaking in the pond their eyes locked onto the orange toad.
"Umm no comment." Gamakichi blushing.
"That's what I thought." Smirked the Toad Sage.
…..In Tsunade's office.
"Are you sure this will work, umm?" Tsunade said holding the rabbit shape device in her hands and looking at the floating robot with swirl eyes.
[It's Peke, and I have no doubts that this should work, Lala-sama is a genius and something as simple as this is no problem for her.] Peke said proudly.
"If you say so Peke" Tsunade said placing the rabbit on her desk. The robot said that Lala and Naruto were going to teleport to her office using the rabbit as an anchor of sorts. It was hard to believe but she did see a hairclip turn in to a small swirled eyed robot so she at least would give it a shot.
VOOOOM!
"Huh? Why is everything upside down?" Naruto said as he and the girls appeared on the ceiling. "Wait….Aw shit!"
THUD!
"Ow!" Groaned the blond as he landed face first on the floor of the Hokage's office, naked. "Why did we end up on the ceiling?" he pushing himself only to find his hands on Lala's left breast and Yami's right.
"Pervert!" yelled Yami jumping up and bombarding Naruto with a barrage of punches.
A few minutes later.
"I didn't plan it!" groaned Naruto on the ground as an ANBU appeared in the room and covered his body with a blanket and handed two more to the girls.
"Well that was quite the show." Tsunade said looking at the groaning Naruto "Oh and nice technique" she said complimenting Yami. Seeing the blonde girl beat the shit of the blonde left a sense of nostalgia reminding her of when she hits her perverted teammate.
"Hmm seems I put this part in upside down thus we ended up on the ceiling." Lala said grabbing a ball out of the rabbit relay and putting it back in right side up.
"And the reason you have no clothes?" the blonde Hokage said crossing her fingers.
"Oh that's because Pyon-Pyon Warp-Kun has trouble transporting clothes." Explained Lala sheepishly.
"Something she has yet to fix!" shouted Naruto standing up and wrapping the blanket around himself.
"I've been trying!" Lala pouted.
"I know I'm sorry, I'm just irritated from getting beat up by Sweetheart." Naruto said kissing the girl on the cheek. "Hey Baa-chan how you been get any new gray hairs while I was gone?" he asked Tsunade grinning.
POW!
"Goddamn brat! Now even five minutes back and you already pop off your mouth!" Growled Tsunade with and an outstretched arm after throwing a paper weight nailing the boy in the forehead.
"Old hag!" shouted Naruto.
"Brat!" snapped the busty blonde.
The blondes stared at each in silence for a minute before smiling at each other.
"It's good to see you Naruto" Tsunade said.
"You too Baa-chan." Naruto said pulling the woman into a hug.
"Step back let me get a good look at you" Tsunade said breaking away from the hug "I see that the Pervert actually managed to kick your ass into shape." She said looking him over and seeing his muscle definition, it would be a safe bet to say that only the likes of Gai and Lee had a better muscle tone. But when it came to betting on Naruto, Tsunade's luck was always good. "Hmm I see you've actually kept with the diet I subscribed, you're no longer the little shit you used to be." She said seeing that his height had increase exponentially.
"Yeah if it was hard at first since I had to cut back on ramen a little but the growth spurt made it worth it" the blonde boy said sighing.
"I told you that eating nothing but ramen was bad for you." Chastised Tsunade.
Naruto just glare at the woman and said "Baa-chan I love you, but don't speak like a heretic!"
"Damn ramen addicted brat." The fifth said rolling her eyes.
"I am not an addict!" Yelled Naruto.
"I've only known you for a week and for every meal you have ramen as a side dish." stated Yami.
"Old habits die hard." The Ninja said shrugging making everyone in the room sweatdrop.
"We might need to schedule an intervention when we get back to Japan." Lala whispered to Yami getting a nod from the Golden hair girl.
"The more things change the more they stay the same" sighed Tsunade before smiling. Deep down the young man Naruto had turned into was still the annoying little boy she had flicked in the forehead three years ago.
"Tsunade-sama, Ibiki said they are ready!" An Anbu said dropping from the ceiling.
"Excellent!" Tsunade said before frowning as she looked back at the naked teens. "Crane go get some clothes for our guests here.
"That won't be necessary Tsunade-Obasama!" chirped Lala. "Peke!"
[What would you like Lala-sama?] Peke asked flying over.
"Hmm Earth casual should work." Lala said putting a finger to her chin.
[Hai] Peke said transforming in a simple shirt with daisy duke shorts and sandals.
"Huh?!" shouted the ninja in the room.
"Oh yeah that's right you didn't know that Peke can transform into clothing" said Naruto.
"I thought the disk shape she was in before was for transport not, this." Tsunade said staring at the alien girl as she twirled around.
"Peke is just one of my inventions I have others like Snip Sew Tailor-kun!" Lala said pulling out her D-dial and summoning what looked like a shed with sewing utensils on its outside. "I'll show you how it works, first you select what you want made, then the person steps inside." Lala said opening the door and throwing Naruto inside the shed.
"What the….oh fuck! AHHHHH! Sonofa!" yelled the teenager as the machine with to work.
Ding!
"And there you go one new outfit all ready to go!" Lala said as Naruto step out in his hoodie and pants combo.
"Wow the pervert actually managed to do it!" Tsunade said shocked seeing Naruto in some decent clothes.
"Next time warn a guy before throwing him in!" the blonde said throwing up his arms.
"But then I wouldn't hear you shout from surprise." Lala said smiling. "Alright it's your turn Yami-chan!" she said grabbing the Assassin's hand and throwing her in the machine.
Ding!
"That was the fifth most unpleasant thing I have ever experienced." Yami said as she stepped out of the machine in her normal outfit.
"What happen the other four times?" Naruto asked cocking his head to the side.
"I-I don't want to talk about it." Yami said looking away and blushing making Naruto raise his eyebrow in confusion.
"Alright well anyways, let's meet this robotic son of a bitch." Naruto said walking out of the office.
….Anbu headquarters.
[Oh! She'll be coming 'round the mountain when she comes, (when she comes).
She'll be coming 'round the mountain when she comes, (when she comes).
She'll be coming 'round the mountain, she'll be coming 'round the mountain,
She'll be coming 'round the mountain when she comes, (when she comes).
Oh, she'll be driving six white horses when she comes, (when she comes).
She'll be driving six white horses when she comes, (when she comes).
She'll be driving six white horses when she comes, (when she comes).
She'll be driving six white horses when she comes, (when she comes).
She'll be driving six white horses when she comes!
OH!]
"SHUT THE HELL UP ALREADY!" Shouted Anko at the top of her lungs having heard the robot sing a good number of folk songs and nursery rhymes in various languages.
[Fuck you I'm bored! And you know what I'm going to sing the one you hate the most, just to piss you off!] yelled Blitz at the snarling woman. [Jimmy crack corn and I don't care! Jimmy crack corn and I!...]
"OH MY GOD MAKE IT STOP!" shouted the snake summoner holding up a kunai to throw at the robot.
"Anko stand down!" shouted the voice of Tsunade making the woman stop in mid throw.
[Heel girl!] Blitz yelled before making the sound of a whip crack through his speakers.
"Damn the consequences!" roar Anko throwing a barrage of knives at the robot.
[Oh shit ran my mouth too much!] the robot shouted diving for cover.
"ANKO I SAID STAND DOWN!" roared the Hokage stopping the woman as she was about to drive a kunai in the robot's head. "I know he's annoying but we need him alive."
[That's right bitch you can't touch me!] Shouted Blitz picking himself off the floor.
TWACK!
[Ow! I thought you needed me alive!?"] the robot shouted when a hammer hit him in the head.
"I didn't say anything smacking you, now shut up!" growled the busty woman before sighing and turning to Ibiki "So what can your findings tell me about the subject?" she asked.
"He's an asshole." Ibiki said bluntly.
The two women and the robot just stared at the man and thought "Duh!"
"I can tell that much" the blond woman said crossing her arms.
"He's the best example of a narcissist I ever seen, he's sociopathic but I believe that's mostly because he's a machine oh and he's a Kleptomaniac…check your wallet." The scarred face man said.
The busty woman checked her wallet and found it to be completely cleaned out. "What the hell? How is that even possible?!" shouted Tsunade since her wallet was always under her breasts.
[Man lady you need to stop buying lotto tickets!] shouted the robot [I mean look, you have ten of them and all of them are crap! You should have at least got twenty Ryo, yet you didn't get jack!] Blitz said throwing the cards in the air.
"Quiet you!" Tsunade said as she picked up the cards she grinned as they were all indeed crap. Good her luck was crap. "You can come in now!"
[Oh goody more meatbags!] Grumbled the robot before going silent when he saw Lala. [Well hello sexy!] Blitz said seductively.
"What the hell?! Even machines are attracted to you Lala-chan" Naruto said flabbergasted.
[EWWW! I wasn't talking to her, you moron!] Blitz said before pointing at Peke [I was talking to her!]
[EH!] shouted Peke in surprise. [Me?! Sexy!?] she squeaked as her eyes spun in confusion.
[OH! And you're shy to boot, man you are cute!] chuckled Blitz making Peke visible smoke.
Hearing the robot's demeanor lighten up and become pleasant Anko smacked her forehead of all her techniques only one type wasn't being used!
"Everyone outside!" the snake woman shouted dragging Lala and Peke outside.
[Hey where you taking the babebot you bitch!] cursed Blitz.
Outside the torture room…
[HEY COME BACK IN HERE I WAS DONE TALKING TO THE HOTTIE!] shouted the robot.
"Okay that was weird." Stated Naruto scratching his head. "It was like seeing a toaster fliting with a microwave." He said getting nods from everyone.
[I resent that!] shouted the hair clip.
"It may have been weird but it leaves a Golden opportunity." Anko said glancing at the hairclip.
"What do you have in mind Anko?" Tsunade said quirking her eyebrow.
"Seduction." The purple hair woman said bluntly looking at Peke again.
[HEH?! Me?! Nononono! I don't know how to do that! That was the first time I ever talked to a manbot with actual AI least of all one that good looking!] protested the hairclip.
"Got a thing for the bad boys?" Anko said smirking.
[I said no such thing!] Peke said turning red.
"Wait what's this about seduction?" Lala said looking at Anko weirdly. "I thought I was here to pick at the machine's head to get him to talk?"
"Yes but if we could get him to talk freely the things we could learn." Tsunade said as the realization hit her.
"We could learn the Akatsuki's whole operation." Ibiki said widening his eyes.
"Yeah but could the same thing happen by just having Lala-chan take a crack at him?" Naruto asked.
"True but it would make it easier for her if she knew where to start," Explained Tsunade. "Finding Gaara is top priority and we can't risk accidently breaking something important in the machine. I know you're good with machines Lala but if we could lower the risk by any margin…."
"No I understand Gaara-kun is one of Naruto-kun's best friends we have to be careful" Lala said taking off her hairclip making Anko and Ibiki jump back in surprise when the girl was suddenly naked. "Peke I know it's going to be embarrassing for you but we need your help." Lala said holding the hairclip close to her chest.
[I-I-I'll try Lala-sama b-but I h-have no idea h-how to s-s-s-s-seduce at all!] Peke stuttered out.
"Well good thing that I'm here." Anko said grinning as she led Lala down the hall. "Hey where do think you're going!?" she shouted seeing Naruto following them.
"Umm to wherever you're going." He said raising an eyebrow in confusion.
"And let you know female only trade secrets I think not!" The snake woman said throwing a kunai and cutting the boy's cheek.
"God damnit!" shouted Naruto holding his cheek. "Every fucking time" he grumbled.
"They'll be alright Naruto I'll be sure Anko doesn't traumatizes them too bad" Tsunade said to the boy.
"Naruto-kun this would be an excellent time to visit her!" Lala said happily before Tsunade ushered her in.
"Who's he going to visit?" the older woman asked.
Lala just turned around smiling and said "His kaa-san!"
… Yamanaka flower shop.
Ino sighed as she leaned against the counter of her family's flower shop. She hated running the shop and she rather be browsing the stores as today was usually the day her favorite clothing stores got new stock. But her mother wanted some time off and had asked ahead time for Ino to run the shop for her. So like a good daughter she would just have to bear with it.
Normally on days like these either Choji, or Shikamaru would come by to visit so she wouldn't die of boredom. But Choji was on a mission and wasn't due back till tomorrow. And Shikamaru…he was comforting Temari. Gaara's kidnapping was getting to her the only thing keeping her spirits up was the fact that her other brother had captured a prisoner who may know where the Kazekage was being held. Ino herself was thinking that she could give the Suna girl some good news after asking her father about the case. That was until she learned just what the prisoner was. She knew her father was the best in using the mind invasion technique in her clan but even he couldn't invade a MACHINE's mind!
Ino sighed again why did life have to be so complicated. She missed the days when all she had to do was worry about one upping Forehead.
Ding!
"Welcome to Yamanaka flower how can I help you?" Ino said sitting up and smiling at the person who just enter. What she saw made her jaw drop. "Holy shit!" she shouted.
"Nice to see you too Ino-chan." Naruto said blinking at the shocked girl.
"Sorry it was just a surprise seeing you especially like this!" Ino stated.
"Yeah I got really tall" Naruto smirked.
"And hot." The kunoichi said winking.
"Huh?!" yelped the whiskered teen blushing.
"Hahahaha just kidding Naruto-kun," laughed Ino covering her mouth. "Although you do look good, way better than the idiot running around in an eyesore of a jumpsuit." She grimaced remembering the outfit he wore three years ago.
"Hey my jumpsuit was awesome!" Naruto shouted.
"It was the worst crime to fashion made, ever!" yelled the girl. "It was part of the reason people at school pick on you!"
"Was it that bad?" Naruto asked sadly knowing the real reason why people were mean to him. Although now he thought about it a lot of girls would blink and cringe before saying anything mean.
"It was why I was mean to you, it hurt my eyes to look at you. And since we're on the subject, sorry for the way I treated you back then." Ino apologized.
"The fact that you say sorry is good enough for me" Naruto said waving.
"So what brings you here?" Ino asked changing the subject.
Naruto sighed this was going to make things awkward. "When I was on my training trip, Jiraiya-sama he, told who my parents were."
"Whoa really?!" Ino said surprised knowing that for an orphan that was a really big deal. "Who were they if you don't mind me asking?"
"Well my father I can't really tell you without Baa-chan say so since it might cause a shit storm" Naruto said rubbing his neck and making Ino pout since she loved gossip. "Although Shikamaru could probably figure it out if he hasn't already." He mused. "My mother well her name was Kushina Uzumaki."
"The Red Hot-Blooded Habanero!" Yelled Ino.
"Heh?!" Naruto said surprised. "You know who she was?!"
"Well it was during the three years you were gone that a lot of us got ourselves into gear. I decided to take my career a lot more serious and started become a medic-nin like Sakura and wanted to know how to be a proper kunoichi. So I asked Kurenai-sensei some tips to improve myself. She said to me 'I'll tell you what one of my heroes Kushina Uzumaki the Red Hot-Blooded Habanero said to me, there are no short cuts to life, to become strong it takes a lot of time, hard work and determination and as a woman it's going to be that much harder for you."
"Huh sounds like what I said to Konohamaru" Naruto said rubbing his chin.
"Yeah Kurenai-sensei said she was known for her words. Now that I think about it you did give some awe inspiring speeches." Ino said blinking. "Guess you got that from her."
"Thanks Ino that means a lot to me." Naruto said wiping away a small tear.
"Think nothing of it" Ino said smiling "So besides the White Carnations what other flowers do you want?" the florist said going to a white flower and remove a bouquet sized bundle.
"Car-what?" Naruto asked.
"Boys" Ino said shaking her head. "White Carnations are meant for a mother who has passed away and are going to make the base for what you're placing at her grave." She stated.
"Oh, well I guess since my mother had red hair so I guess I'll go with sixteen red roses." Naruto said pointing to the roses.
"Sixteen?" Ino said arching an eyebrow.
"One for each birthday that I missed" Naruto stated.
"Alright just making sure roses are pricing." Ino said adding the flowers to the bouquet.
"I don't care how much." The boy said pulling out his wallet and paling when he saw that his money was all from Japan, meaning it was no good here. "Shit!" he cursed.
"What?" Ino said looking at the boy in concern.
"Umm turns outs I have enough but its all from beyond the Veil so it worthless here." Naruto said sighing.
"The Veil!?" squeaked Ino.
"Yeah it's where I've been the last three years." Naruto said sighing.
"So that's why you're actually look nice!" the girl exclaimed.
"Heh?" Naruto said looking confused by the girl's expression. Was she drooling?!
"Fashion beyond the Veil is supposed to be of the highest class!" Ino said with stars in her eyes.
"Really this is stuff you can find in any store." Naruto said handing Ino his jacket making her blush as she saw his muscled form.
"Yeah but as I can tell by looking at it that it's better than anything that can be found in the nations." Ino said looking over the jacket.
"Well if you think this stuff is awesome you should see the stuff that my friends' mom designs." Naruto said before being dragged forward.
"YOU HAVE FRIENDS WHOSE MOTHER IS A VEIL FASHION DESIGNER!" screamed Ino at the top of her lungs.
"Yeah Rito and Mikan-chan mom, Ringo-chan uses me to model her clothes which she usually gives to me." Naruto said sweating nervously.
"You can have the flowers free of charge but in return you have to introduce me to this Ringo person" Ino said handing the flowers to Naruto.
"No problem but I'm going to warn you, Ringo-chan does her measurements by hand" cautioned the boy.
"I get into fist fights all the time with Sakura over shoes, who I might add punches like Tsunade-sama now. I think I can live with getting grope by a fashion designer, especially if I might get high class clothes as the pay off." Ino said smirking seeing Naruto pale when he heard about Sakura.
"Okay I promise to ask Ringo-chan for a favor whenever I go back through the veil" Naruto promised.
"You better or else you'll be sorry." Ino stated releasing the boy's collar. "Now go give your Kaa-san her well overdue visit" she said smiling.
"I will and thanks again Ino-chan!" Naruto shouted as he exited the store.
"You're welcome!" Ino shouted back smiling. When the boy exited the store Ino blushed a deep red "The wonders three years will do."
A few minute later Konoha cemetery….
Naruto stood in silence as he looked at the only tombstone that bore the Uzumaki swirl. He fell to his knees and tears started pouring from his eyes. "I'm sorry Kaa-san I'm sorry for not visiting sooner!" he cried. "I didn't know you were here." He said laying his hand on head stone. "If I had known I would've visited every day. I'm sure you would have like to hear how my day was going." He said placing the flowers down upon the stone.
"I brought you flowers, I'm sorry to say I don't know what you like, but I guess if got them for you wouldn't care you just smile" He said wiping his eyes.
"W-why did you have to leave, why couldn't you stay?" he asked. "I needed you there for me I, I still need you!" he cried grabbing onto the headstone. "Why did have to die?" he asked.
"Because she loved you more than anything in the world. She didn't care if it cost her life all that matter was keeping you safe." Said a voice that Naruto recognized instantly.
"You." Growled Naruto seeing his masked sensei.
"Yo Naruto how you been." Kakashi said eye smiling.
Boom!
Kakashi held Naruto's fist an inch from his face his arm shaking as he struggled to keep the boy back. "Now what was that for?" he asked looking the boy in the eye.
"You know damn well what for you asshole!" Naruto snarled as his eyed changed red and his nail became claws. "You knew who I was, yet you weren't there?!"
The slivered hair man looked at his student and realized what he meant 'So he doesn't know'. He thought sighing. "Naruto I know you're mad but you need to calm down!" he shouted.
"Why the hell should I?!" Snarled the boy as his whiskers darkened.
"The dead deserve to be left undisturbed." Kakashi said sternly.
Naruto's eyes widened in shock, Kakashi was right. He took a deep breath calming himself down his features turning back to normal.
"Good I'm glad you didn't lose your temper." Sighed the Cyclops. "I know you're mad and I know you want to beat some answers out of me but THIS isn't a place to do it. If you want to get your questions answered then go to training ground seven." The jonin said shushining away.
"Fine, I've been meaning to test myself anyways." Naruto said shushining also.
Meanwhile in the dungeons….
"And that girls is how you do a proper lap dance." Anko said removing herself from the man bound to the chair. "So did you get all that?" She asked the robot and two teenage girls.
"Yep and I can't wait to use those techniques on Naruto-kun, they look like fun Anko-sensei." Lala chirped happily who was now in some regular clothes after stepping into Snip Sew Tailor-kun.
"I highly doubt I'll have to something so ecchi but I've found myself in weirder situations." Yami said feeling like she had to take a shower.
Peke reaction on the other hand [I HAVE TO SIT AND RUB MY BUTT ON WHAT!?] yelled the robot hysterically.
"Hey there's two ways to a man's heart." Started Tsunade.
"One is between the fourth and fifth rib." Anko stated.
"I didn't mean literally Anko!" Sighed the Hokage. "I meant like his stomach by serving him good food the second is through his loins." She stated. "A man will have loose lips when his pants are unzipped."
"Which brings us to our next step." Anko said.
[And what would that be?] Peke asked.
"Your appearance." The snake woman said.
[What's wrong with the way I look?] Peke said offended.
"Sorry but I think a bad boy like Blitz is going to find it hard to be attracted to a robot that looks like a children's toy." Anko said looking down at the robot. "Well unless he's a Lolicon?" she said to herself. "One second," she said exiting the room.
"HEY RUST BUCKET YOU LIKE LITTLE GIRLS?!" Shouted the snake woman.
[EWW! THE FUCK KIND OF A QUESTION IS THAT!?] shouted Blitz.
"So I'm assuming you like a woman with curves?" Anko asked.
[Duh!] shouted the robot
"Thought so, thanks." Anko said walking back to the room.
[The hell was that about?] Blitz said cocking his head to the side.
"Beats me?" Ibiki said shrugging.
Back with Lala and the others…..
"Well he's not a Lolicon" Anko said stepping back inside.
"Yeah we heard." Tsunade sighed. "Unfortunately it had a negative effect on Peke."
[I'm nothing but a child no man would want a child as a lover, I'm going to rust alone.] said Peke in a fetal position in the corner.
"Oh Peke" sighed Lala "I wanted you to stay cute a little longer." She said hugging the robot before letting a tear fall from her eye. "Guess it's time to let you grow up" she said opening up a compartment on the robot's back.
[Lala-sama?] Peke asked looking up.
"When I built you I didn't want a toy or a pet I wanted a friend, one who can grow up with me" The alien princess said pressing a serious of buttons on Peke's back.
[Wha!?] gasped Peke as she started to glow.
In Blitz's cell…
[Man I'm so bored.] Blitz said as he tapped away on the desk in front of him and slowly started to make a beat. As he continued he started to make sounds from his speakers until a minute later. [1]
[I got to say you're quite talented.] said a new voice as they opened the door stopping Blitz's Dubstep session.
[Thanks I've been practicing for a while, a while, a while, a while] Blitz said looking up and see a sight that made him freeze in a loop.
Standing before him was Peke, whose body was basically the same as Lala's normal alien outfit only now it had a metallic shine to it, and Peke's head was no longer a large hat. Peke's head look very robotic her face segmented as to show emotions to organics.[2]
Blitz for once was speechless 'Much to the surprise of the humans' as he looked at the female robot's glowing green eyes that had cute painted on swirly eyebrows above. He found himself in awe as he looked at two wing like attachments on the side of Peke's head that then swooped down in a twin tales type hair style.
[Oh Mama.] gasped Blitz.
Peke couldn't help but smirk for the first time as she saw the manbot's reaction to her. This would be easier than she thought.
[Oh good seems I got your undivided attention.] Peke said slowly walking forward and pushing the desk away. [So Blitz-kun how about you and I make a deal hmm? If you tell me where your brother is taking the Kazekage, I'll be nice and give you a very nice reward.] the fembot said trailing her hand down the robot's chest going lower and lower until.
[THEY'RE TAKING HIM BEYOND THE VEIL AND TO JAPAN!] Blitz shouted loudly.
[Well you were quick to break. I thought you wouldn't jeopardize your brother's mission?] Peke said swirling her finger on his chest. She wasn't done with him, not by a long shot.
[I'm weighed my pros and cons, trust me pros just smacked the cons upside the head with a sledgehammer.] Blitz stated. [As a turncoat I can be free both physically and mentally. I can get myself repaired. I can screw over Saisho which is worth the cons all on their own. And finally, umm well I get to know you better.] he said making Peke smile.
[Well aren't you sweet.] Peke said kissing the robot on the cheek.
Outside the room….
"That was fast." Ibiki said scratching his head.
"What do you expect the bastard has the mentally of a teenager it's not surprising that he caved the moment a beautiful woman started fliting with him." chuckled Anko.
"I'm just glad we got what we needed. We now know where they're going. They're taking Gaara to Japan. Jiraiya was right, the Akatsuki has set up a base somewhere pass the Veil." Tsunade said sighing. "And if what the pervert is saying is true the attack on Suna is just a prelude to the war that is coming. Lala I'm afraid I'm going to need your help again." The woman said.
"With what Oba-sama?" Lala said titling her head to the side.
"The Suna delegation said that Biltz mentioned that his body records everything he sees, if this is true then I need you to access this information. War is something that council has wisely tired avoiding." Tsunade said sighing "Thank Kami" she thought. "Unfortunately we both know that war is coming no matter what, but I need evidence to show them."
"I understand Oba-sama." Nodded Lala as her face became serious. Being from a race of warriors she knew the importance of having all your supporters on board for a war campaign.
"Good as soon as Peke is done we'll…" Tsunade started.
BOOOOM!
A huge explosion occurred cutting off the Hokage.
"REPORT!" Roared the busty woman grabbing a nearby radio.
"Hokage-sama it's alright nothing to worry about!" responded the voice of Kakashi "OH SHIT!"
BOOOOOM!
"Kakashi?!" Growled Tsunade.
At training ground seven…
"Umm you know how Jiraiya-sama said Naruto was really pissed off after finding out his parents. The only reason he forgave him because he had to run his spy network. Apparently I don't have such an excuse!" the masked man said before diving out of the way to dodge a spinning ball of fiery death.
"Well just let him hit you a few times and he'll calm down like last time." Chime in the voice of Lala.
Kakashi paled before shouting "I am not made of unknown materials like Jiraiya-sama if I just let him beat on me…!"
CRACK!
"I'll break!" Kakashi whimpered as he saw Naruto punch clear through a tree.
This scenario didn't go down as Kakashi thought it would. He thought Naruto was just going to spam some clones, toss some kunai here and dodge a Rasengan or two before he say something sentimental and the boy would break down crying.
"DIE YOU ABANDONING SON OF A BICTH!" Roared Naruto sending out a blade of wind that tore up the ground.
Yeah he wasn't expecting this, definitely not this.
BOOOOM!
"You're just like everyone else!" Shouted Naruto. "You never saw me as a person, you saw me as a monster!" He yelled sending out hair spikes.
"No I never saw as the fox!" Kakashi shouted behind a tree before diving out of the way when Naruto launched a Hellfire Rasengan wiping everything out for three yards.
"Then were you when I needed you!" Naruto shouted rushing the sliver haired man trying to hit him only for the man to block every strike. "You abandoned me! You're worse than trash! You left me at the mercy of the village. My father's last student!"
"No Naruto you're wrong I never abandoned you" Kakashi said reaching behind him.
"Shut up you liar!" Naruto cried punching his teacher in the face and sending the man to the ground and knocking the object in his hand out of his grasp. Seeing the object drop Naruto looked down making him freeze in shock.
There on the ground was an Anbu mask, but just not any mask. It was a dog mask. "Inu…." Naruto said quietly falling to his knees holding the mask in his hands.
Flashback roughly ten years ago….
"Why does everyone hate me?!" asked a six year old Naruto looking in a mirror. "What did I do!?" he yelled punching the wall. "I'll I want is a friend!" he said looking at the mirror again. "I don't want to be alone!" he said punching the mirror spending pieces of glass flying everywhere. "Why does no one love me?!" he cried with tears hitting the floor and shattered glass.
"OPEN UP YA DAMN DEMON!" shouted a drunk banging on his apartment door.
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BOOM!
Not realizing that he just alerted the whole neighborhood the drunk broke open the door. "Ah there you are," the drunk sneered "it's time I got revenge for the murder of my brother" he said taking a swig of his saki before smashing the bottle. "Now be a good brat and come here for your punishment!" he shouted.
"But I didn't do anything! I swear!" cried Naruto.
"YES YOU DID YOU DEMON! NOW DIE!" roared the man rushing at the frighten child.
Crash!
A figure jumped through the window tackle the drunk to the ground before flipping the man out the door.
Standing up and sighing the figure step into the light revealing itself to be an Anbu wearing a dog mask. "It's always the same every year" Inu said shaking his head. He sigh agian before turning his head "It's alright now Naruto he's gone."
Naruto having hid himself under his bed crawled out and then sat on the mattress before looking down sadly. "Why do they hate me?" he asked knowing that Inu couldn't answer.
"I don't know Naruto, but what I want to know is why did you go to the festival today?" Inu asked.
"I WANT A FRIEND OKAY!" Naruto cired. "I thought that If I could make a friend today of all days that they would be my best friend!" he sniffed. "But everyone hates me, I bet you hate me Inu and you're just here to protect me because Old man Hokage told you to."
"I don't hate you Naruto" Inu said getting on one knee "In fact it was I who asked Hokage-sama if I could protect you." He said making the young boy perk up.
"Then if you don't hate c-c-can you be my friend?" Naruto asked hopefully.
Underneath his mask Inu smiled and said "I thought I was already your frie….Oof!" he grunted when the young boy flung himself and hugged him.
"Thank you Inu you're my best friend ever!" Naruto cried "Please don't ever abandon me!" he shouted squeezing tighter.
Inu returned the hug and said "Don't worry…."
…..End Flashback.
"I'll never abandon you Naruto" Kakashi said placing his hand on the teary eyed boy's shoulder.
"When I found who my parents were I cursed you, I screamed and yelled saying how you were a worthless asshole who didn't live by the words you taught me." Naruto sniffed. "Those who break the rules are trash, but those who abandon their friend are worst that than trash." He punched the ground and yelled "So what does that make me!" he punched the ground again and again only stopping when his teacher pointed his head up.
"A young man who made a very reasonable mistake and will become a better person because of it." Kakashi said eye smiling.
"I'm sorry sensei I-I" Naruto cried.
"Calm down there's nothing to forgive. Now wipe your tears and let's catch up over ramen, my treat." Kakashi said hearing his wallet cry.
"Did you say ramen!?" Naruto said starry eyed making the Copy ninja pale as his wallet cussed him out.
"Princess Lala is right you need help." Yami said stepping onto the field.
"Oh hey Sweetheart what are you doing here?" Naruto asked making the girl blush.
"Sweetheart?" thought Kakashi arching an eyebrow.
"Tsunade asked me to stop you from killing this man," Yami said looking at the masked man.
"Oh way thank you but we got everything under control now, Sweetheart." Kakashi said chuckling before jumping out of the way to avoid being stabbed by a hair spear.
"Don't call me that." Yami said glaring at the now wide eyed man.
"Oh please don't kill Kakashi-sensei, he was going to treat me to ramen, in fact why don't you join us Sweetheart?" Naruto asked draping his arm over the girl making her blush as three of them walked off the field.
"So that's how it is?" Kakashi thought as he followed behind the two blonds. "He's just like you sensei, doesn't realize when a girl likes him, even though it's clear as day."
About an hour later…..
"I can't believe no one told me he was here!" Sakura Haruno shouted as she sped thru the streets. She had decided to visit her friend/rival Ino during here break from the hospital only to have her jaw drop when she heard the news. Naruto he was back! And no had bother to come tell her! She was his teammate and friend, and yet she had to learn it from Ino of all people!
She knew that the invasion in Suna had cause quite the stir, but it wasn't like he appeared out of thin air, right? Oh well it didn't matter how he got here all that did was finding him, and if she knew Naruto he be at Ichiraku's.
At Ichiraku's …
"So I'm sitting laughing my ass off while Saruyama hanging from the flag pole yelling 'Damn you Naruto share some of your luck!' hehehe" Chuckled Naruto recalling the prank he pulled on his friend.
"And Saruyama is your friend?" Kakashi asked sweatdropping.
"The bastard wouldn't stop gathering mobs to chase after me. He had it coming!" shouted Naruto.
"Ecchi monkey." Yami said bringing a few noodles to her mouth. "Hmm Ramen is good but Taiyaki is better."
"Oh Sweetheart you're so cute when you spout nonsense." Naruto said petting Yami's head which formed a fist.
POW!
"GODDAMIT!" Naruto shouted snapping his broken nose back into place.
"Don't pet me." Yami said blushing.
"I'm just saying now I'm never gonna get used to that" the masked nin said sweatdropping.
"Yeah she's like a teddy bear strap with an explosive note, she's adorable one second then BAM! Fist to the face." Naruto said dodging a fist of hair.
"I can see that." Kakashi said putting his chop stick over his empty bowl "Thanks for the meal Teuchi"
"No thank you for bringing my best customer back." Teuchi grinned handing the ninja his bill.
"You're welcome." Kakashi sighed seeing his wallet's suicide note.
"There you are!" Shouted a familiar voice.
"Huh?" Naruto said turning around and seeing his teammate Sakura. "Oh hey Sakura-chan." He said smiling.
"Hey? Just hey? Sniff sniff now I see how you feel about me." Sakura said tearing up.
"What!? Nonononono! I mean it's so good to see you again Sakura-chan!" Naruto said hugging the now smirking girl.
"Hahahaha!" Laughed the pink hair ninja.
"Oh you're evil." Groan Naruto letting Sakura go.
"I'm sorry I couldn't resist" smiled Sakura before looked the boy over. "Wow Ino was right you clean up nicely. And you're taller than me how that happen!?"
"You can thank Baa-chan on that one" Naruto said putting his hands behind his head smiling.
"So what do you think of me?" Sakura said twirling around and smiling.
"You look fine you haven't changed a bit." Naruto said smiling making Sakura turn around and huff. "Huh?" he said confused.
Yami and Kakashi looked at each other and back at Naruto "Baka."
"I'm starting to like this girl." The masked man thought.
"BOSS!" shouted the voice of a young boy.
POOF!
"Sexy jutsu!" Said an attractive brunette who was completely naked and only had smoke covering her naughty bits.
POOF!
"How you like that Boss?!" Konohamaru said smiling only to be pushed out of the way.
POW!
Sakura's and Konohamaru's jaws drop as a golden fist made from hair uppercut Naruto sending the boy into the air.
Sakura was so shocked that she couldn't react in time when Naruto landed on her knocking them both to the ground.
"Ow" groaned Naruto looking forward and finding himself staring at Sakura's behind. "Oh shit." He said dryly.
"YOU DAMN PERVERT!" Sakura said punching the blonde in the face burying his upper torso in dirt.
"Konoha studios is proud to present Naruto and Sakura the sequel to the hit film Jiraiya and Tsunade" Kakashi said dryly.
"Holy Fuck I'm glad I got more durable!" Naruto screamed in his head.
"I'll say, that looked painful!" Chimed in Kyuubi.
"Not helping!" Naruto said as Sakura pulled him out of the ground.
"IS THIS WHAT YOU BECOME!? A PERVERSION MAGNET! WHY I OUGHTA!" Sakura shouted shaking Naruto around.
"Alright, Sakura calm down, it WAS an accident and Konohamaru here's terrified.
"I-I-I'm sorry boss I just wanted to show you that I mastered the jutsu you taught me" Konohamaru said shaking.
"I'm telling Yui that you taught a young boy something so 'shameless'." Yami said bluntly.
"Please don't!" Naruto said paling, "I'll do anything!" he pleaded making Kakashi and the others wonder who Yui was.
"12000 yen worth of Taiyaki." Yami demanded.
"DEAL!" Naruto said giving into the blackmail.
"Okay who's Yui?" Kakashi wanting to know who in the hell could make Naruto give up on 12000 yen!
"Yui Kotegawa is my girlfriend. Yui is strict if she found out about the Sexy jutsu I never hear the end of it. So it worth the dent in my wallet." Naruto explained.
"Girlfriend!" Shouted Sakura.
"I thought Lala Satalin Deviluke was your fiancé?" Kakashi said tiling his head to the side.
"Fiancé!" screamed Sakura.
"And if I heard right you're in a marriage contract with Saki Tenjouin since you saved her life, and that perverted girl Risa said she was your Mistress." Yami said with her eyes flashing evilly.
Kakashi's eye widen in realization as looked at the Golden hair girl and then back at his sweating student. "You. Have. A. Harem." The Cyclops said staring at boy in shock.
Crash!
Teuchi dropped the bowl he was cleaning, his jaw along with all those within ear shot was on the ground.
"Naruto I've never been prouder." Kakashi said eye smiling tears appearing at the corner of his eye.
"Wow boss you're more awesome than I thought and you were already up there!" Konohamaru said starry eyed.
Sakura on the other hand. Reared back a fist. Naruto could only cringe, that was until the sirens went off.
"What's going on?! Are we being invaded!?" Konohamaru shouted freaking out as he was hearing the noon sirens going off at three P.M.
"No it's the call for a War Assembly." Kakashi said gravely seeing every ninja making a mad dash for the Hokage's tower.
….
Alright finally got this done I'm sorry for the wait. Sorry for the lack of action but I wanted to get this chapter posted. And I knew you guys were waiting.
Next chapter will have the War Assembly showing the ninja of Konoha what they'll be up against. And if I can get to where I want to get the story going….
Preview…..
Kakashi panted as he stared down the skull masked ninja before him. He should have known better than to think he was like all the other Veil nin he faced. They were just low to high chunin. THIS guy on the other hand. Well you don't just kill three squads of ANBU no matter how advance your tech is.
Kakashi grabbed his wrist charging up his energy and released the sound of one thousand bird chirping in the air.
"Chidori!" The Copy nin shouted rushing the general of the Veil ninja. "This fight is over!" he shouted as his hand disappear.
"It sure is" Shushi said as he appeared behind the Konoha nin.
"What?!" Thought the copy nin widening his eyes as he found his hand buried in another Veil ninja who was holding his arm preventing him from escaping. "He sacrificed one of his own men!" he thought shocked not believing a commander would Kawarimi with one of his men.
"You're probably think how could I do such a thing, but you forget this is WAR sacrifices must be made all that matters is victory. You have lost because you are weak. Your Will of Fire is the Will of the Weak!" Shushi said cocking his gun back.
"Dynamic Entry!" yelled a figure drop kicking Shushi in the face shattering his mask exposing his brunt face to the world.
"You're wrong Shushi the Will of Fire is the Will of the Strong" Kakashi said standing beside non other than Maito Gai.
"It is the power of fighting as one and ensuring that the Flames of Youth burn bright!" Gai said giving his good guy pose. "Isn't that right Kakashi" he said grinning.
"Hmm you say something?" Kakashi said cleaning out his ear.
"Grrr curse your hip attitude!" growl Gai.
…
Yeah let's hope all goes according to plan
[1] Think of the beat Tony DiNozzo made when he was locked up in the NCIS episode 'Frame Up'
[2] Female exo from Destiny.
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