Disclaimer: I do not own PJO.

Oh and I got a beta for Roommates! The Artemis! She's a really good writer so check her out! Oh and it's Percy's B-Day! Whoo!

Step 1: Check your bedding frequently.

Check for:

Termites

Bed bugs

Whip Cream

Aphrodite Hair Products

Hypnos Children (they aren't above it!) ;P

Artificial Hair (yes you read that right)

Extensions

Your bed (check lake if not in cabin)

Prom Dresses

Shaving Cream

Alarm Clocks

Tooth paste

And last but not least a DEAD BODY! (we all know it was there first Percy.)

Story: Percy Pov:

I was walking to my cabin after dinner, I had played the best prank on the Stoll's and they told me to watch my back so of course I was… until I went to sleep. I woke up with a dead body lying next to me covered in shaving cream and it's hair (yes it still had hair on its head, the resemblance to mine was uncanny) it had a pink, blue, green and gray streak in its hair. The gray makes me think of my hair from when Annabeth was captured and we had to hold up the sky. I touched my face and so did the body. It was staring right at me with sea-green eyes. . . Wait a minute! I threw the mirror across the room and I went to go kill- I mean find the Stoll Brothers.