A/N: It's been a really long time, and I'm sorry about that. A fair warning, this is going to be a very short epilogue with the sole purpose of concluding this particular story.

On a cosmic plane far from our own, separated by a single, shrinking rift in the fabric of spacetime...

There r 2 strang, strang beings out there. At first, they were been nuthing, beneath the priveledge of our atention.

No, they are still nothing. They are naught more than a mosquito buzzing by.

You donot understand, that last move that they made agenst us, that speeks of a higher inteligense. They pose a sirius threat. If theyre left uncheked, we could... fail.

For every one of ours they stop, a hundred more succeed. This isn't failure, and I suggest you remember your place.

It is bcos of ur loftire positon that u dont see whats going on. they turned 1 of ours aginst us. They hurt us, my powre is growin weaker by da 2nd.

And mine remains as strong as ever. I fail to see how this concerns me. You have a mission, complete it.

but..

Are you capable of completing it?

u don't undrestand, its not that simpel...

ARE YOU CAPABLE?

... i dont know. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Very well then. Perhaps you were right, perhaps my position has grown too comfortable. We have a rare opportunity, too rare to waste on the likes of you. I will be taking over this endeavor.

and what will bcome of me?

For now, you will be confined to this plane. You final fate will be decided after I have completed your mission. In the meantime, confine the rogue one before any more damage is done.

...be carful. Theyre dangeros, both of them are

I don't need caution. I need every available resource we have. Send for those in the lower levels, unleash the hordes in the higher levels, bring out the old veterans. We will use every tactic we have, until we find their weak spot and exploit it, exploit it until the Doctor and River Song are no more.

With this incredibly short epilogue, I end Sporks and Wives: The Sue Hunt. I thank every one of you who supported me, critiqued me, or even just read the story. I would also like to thank my computer's long suffering spell-checker for not giving up on any of my legit typos.

Since I have so many more ideas, the story will be continued in already started Sporks and Wives 2: Hogwartian Sue-galoo (really beginning to re-think that title). However, I'm incredibly busy right now and will be for the next two months, after which I will probably go on a writing spree for all my stories. In the meantime, I would like to ask you to follow me so that you know when it's happening.

If you enjoyed Sporks and Wives, and are a fan of both Doctor Who and Star Trek at the very least, I highly recommend the webcomic Ensign Sue must Die and its sequels, which feature a more coherent plot, bigger crossovers and (obviously) better artwork than my story. I can't post links here, so just Google it.

On an almost entirely unrelated note, I'd like to mention Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality by LessWrong which recently concluded its 122 chapter 660K word run, and is seriously the best Fanfic I have ever read. Chances are most of you have read it and it really doesn't need my endorsement. Also check out The Marauder's Companion by mibamonster, the original inspiration for Sporks.

I think that's about it. Live long and prosper.
TwentyRings