(AN/ Hello to you all! Did you miss me? I AM SO SORRRYYYY I haven't updated this since August, HEH, three months later… and my only excuse is A: highschool B: Having marching band at 7 in the morning everyday can make a 9th grader lazy in the afternoon C: I second-degree burnified my thumb, (which no longer works as an excuse, because that was in September) D: I got a chemical burn 2 weeks after the second, on the same spot (Also no longer works) E: About Mid-October, I pinched a nerve in my neck, and had problems doing anything but laying down, and even THAT hurt occasionally.(once again, no longer works) F: I AM A LAZY PROCRASTINATOR. G: POKEMON H: RANDOM URGES TO 100% LEGO PIRATES OF THE CARRIBEAN. I: I. AM. LAZY. Other than that, ENJOY)
==Be Jade Harley
Once again, you are Jade Harley.
And what a day you have had, you woke up this morning, in an unfamiliar room. After changing out of the Witch of Space clothing you were somehow wearing, you walked downstairs into to a kitchen, to see your grandpa, who was now his Twenty-three year old pre-game self. He said to call him 'Jake' and he spoke in a weird, old-timey accent English people might use. He then gave you a map and told you to go to school, on the way there, you teleported across the street, scaring some Texas-as you had discovered that's where you were by reading the map-Native birds. Then you found you still had your growy/shrink Witch of Space powers.
Once you arrived at the school, you discovered that you were no the only new student.
You now know those 'kids' were the trolls, for at the time you did not notice them, they looked like Middle School aged teenagers. Even though you flinched ever time you saw them
Then Dave was there, and the day became bright, compared to the confusing haze it was before.
You had the first three periods with Dave, and after you left him for fourth period science, the trolls became known to you, or well, Gamzee and Aradia did, when you introduced yourselves to the science class.
Then you had lunch, fortunately, you had Dave in that class, so you wouldn't be lonely. After roll was taken, and you were introduced- yet again- you all walked down to the cafeteria. Dave explained that you were to state your full name and what you wanted. After getting pizza and a carton of chocolate milk, you returned to the table you found Dave at, and began to eat when a voice yelled/asked,
"SO HARLEY, WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?" Karkat said as he sat next to the other trolls that had gathered around you, as you were the only person they knew.
"Well, a 'week' ago, I was told by my dog beqre-" you began,
"THE THING THAT MADE OUR LIVES A LIVING HELL." Karkat informed the others, referring to one Jack Noir, as if they all didn't know that all ready.
"Yes," you started angrily, "Bec told me that we were moving off our island that isn't even on the maps, because he thought it was unsafe. Then the game happened and I woke up here in an unfamiliar house with a younger version of my grandpa. NOW, why and how are you four here?" You finished and gestured to the four trolls sitting around you at the table.
"S4M3 4S YOU, W3 WOK3 UP H3R3." Terezi said somewhat obnoxiously.
Eventually, the awkward silence was broken when Dave and Gamzee broke out into a heated rap-battle.
[AN/ please note that I have no rapping skill at this point]]
Just before the school became engulfed in some sick fires, the bell rang for you to go back to you fifth hour math class.
The rest of the day had gone by as a blur, and you were currently walking home, thingking about all this while Dave waked nonchalantly next to you. As it turned out, his apartment was on the way to your house. You didn't say much at first, but eventually you started asking questions. Some were about the school, others about Huston and a few were about what he thought of the trolls. He gave typicall Dave aswers- short and ironic. When you got to his apartment, he said goodby and you awkwardly walked away.
When you got to the not-really-familiar-at-all house, you found the door unlocked so you walked in to see your grandfather- no- Jake watching the television. He asked you how your day was, and after a quick 'fine' you ran up to your room and checked pesterchum on your lunchtop. Rose, Dave, Karkat, Aradia, Tavros, Sollux, Kanaya, Terezi, Gamzee and Feferi were all online.
You opened a chat with rose.
==Be the shocked boy.