I woke up to a rather irritating, repetitive noise. Instinctively, I reached over towards my bedside table for a snooze button, but then I remembered: I live in Hyrule now. No technology. Then what was making that sound? I opened my eyes and grumbled. "Link? Stop banging things together, it's givin' me a headache." After I sleepily made that comment he kicked me in the side. "Will you get up already? If you are late again, who knows what Headmaster Gaepora will do to me?" I sat up, yawned, stood up, and fell flat on my face. Link poked me with the toe of his boot. "Hanon? You okay?" I nodded and he helped me to my feet. "Now get out," I snapped, "I'm going to get changed."

Mini Time Skip

I jumped down the stairs, skipping three at a time. Zelda was making toast, and Link was pretending to enjoy her last batch. I could tell that he really wanted to hurl. I quickly grabbed the blackened bread from Zelda's outstretched hand and dashed out the door, but lingered long enough to hear what I wanted to hear. This was their short conversation:

Link: She never learns, does she?

Zelda: Um, Link? You're her teacher.

I smirked as he ran out the door. Oh, why did I love it when my brother, the so called "Chosen Hero", got in trouble?

(Yes, I know what you're thinking. "But random OC, Link never had a sister in Skyward Sword." Well, you can keep quiet because this is my fanfiction and I can do whatever I want to. If you don't like my fanfic, then go write your own.)

Years of inter-dimensional traveling had finally taken its toll. I was tired, and ready to return home. Only, when I returned, things were drastically different. All the people lived on the surface now. Also, there was a surface. I guess maybe I felt a bit jealous of my "heroic" brother, who before just flew around on his Loftwing and slept all day. He didn't want to discover a new land or anything, he just wanted his freakin' girlfriend back.

Every once in a while, I think maybe it should have been me who had been drug into this "Decimating Demise" (ha ha alliteration) plot. Then I remember, I dunno, THE COUNTLESS DIMENSIONS I HAVE SAVED THE BUTTS OF! But do I get any recognition for that here? NO! WHOOP-DEE-FREAKIN'-DOO! Ugh, if only Usagi, or Kirito, or, well, I'd even take the pink pony right now, were here to tell someone, anyone, anything I've done for them. So I guess that's why I smiled when my brother was interrupted while talking about who-cares-what by having his face slammed into a tree. I smirked. "Watch where ya goin', Hero." He groaned, sat up and rubbed his forehead. "You could have told me to watch out or something like that." "And miss the Hero's greatest blunder?! Never!" He rolled his eyes and sat up. I hate to admit it, (and trust me, I really hate to admit it,) but I love my brother.

Just then, I heard a voice. A wretched voice. I voice I hated.

"Hey, pretty Hanon! Reconsidering my offer?"

Gavin.

Groose's little brother, known for beating up anyone smaller than him and flirting with me. He asked me out a couple of days ago, and wouldn't quit bothering me about it. "Heck no, moron!" He strode up to me and got uncomfortably close. Link smacked him upside the head for that, and we quickly sprinted away.

-School happens, Link comes this close to getting fired-

When I exited the large building, dark clouds filled the air. "Ooooookay, weird..." I heard maniacal laughing in the background. Uh-oh. Nothing ever goes well when you hear maniacal laughing in the background. Large chains seemed to sprout out of the ground and coil around our legs. The kids and the teachers screamed, but I loosened my chains with ease. I figure was approaching, so I hid behind a large pot. (Y'know, the ones Link likes to smash) The strange man, (At least I think it was a man,) was wearing a very, very tight white leotard thing with diamond holes cut in it and a long red cloak. He gave the shivers.

"Link, Link, Link... haven't I told you to never, ever let your guard down? And look where that's gotten you. All tied up in chains." His voice sounded like it was laced with poison, and sent chills down my spine. "Ghirahim..." my chained brother groaned, "You little [bad word]." Ghirahim smiled and tightened his chains. "No, no, no! We don't want to suffocate, now do we?"

I folded my hands and squeezed my eyes shut. "Oh, Goddesses of Hyrule, if you could perform a miracle now would be a good time!"

And they did.

A light appeared to zoom past Ghirahim and into my hiding place. It wound around the ring finger on my left hand, and I heard a voice that sounded like three in one. "Who would you like to summon?"

Ghirahim was walking closer.

First, I chose some people I have met. "Summon the Four Swords Links, please."

"Summoning Green, Red, Blue, and Vio Link."

"All of them. And Zelda."

"Summoning Shadow Link and Princess Zelda."

Then I thought about the things I had read, and the games I played in other worlds.

"Summon the Hero of Time, the Zelda from his time, and Navi the fairy. Also, the Hero of Twilight, the Zelda from that time, and Midna."

"Summoning all requests."

Said people began appearing in a circle, totally blowing my freakin' cover, but whatever. Time, as we now call him, looked as if pigs had just flown. "What the... where... who... huh?" Zelda smacked her forehead. "It seems the goddesses have called us somewhere. Oh, there's Navi! Hi!" The hero turned around. "Navi?! Where were you?! Do you have any idea how much trouble you've caused me?!" The little fairy giggled sheepishly. "Yeah... sorry 'bout that."

Twilight was in total shock as well. Geez. I mean, when I entered another dimension for the first time, I was surprised, too, but nothin' like this! He was turning back and forth, looking first at my chained brother, then Time, then Midna, then all the Zeldas.

The Four Swords Links were totally cool with it, however, casually chatting about how time travel makes you sick. I jumped on top of the pot I had been hiding behind. "Stand down, dude. You're surrounded, and we can totally whoop your sorry butt." Ghirahim looked at me oddly for a second. "What in the Dark World is a 'dude'? No matter, for the only one here who will be defeated is you! I didn't know Link had a sidekick, let alone her being a female brat."

"I AM NOT A SIDEKICK!" Then, I casually demonstrated how one goes about kicking a dude where the sun don't shine. "You just got kicked in the crotch by a GIRL!" Shadow yelled, nearly falling over laughing.

Ghirahim lunged at me, but I blocked his punch with a barrel lid. I ducked underneath him and made a run for my brother. After loosening his chains enough so that he could get them undone, Time rushed over to help him up. Th Five Links rushed over to stand with me. Green gave me a wink. "Just like old times, huh, leader?" I nodded. "Exactly. Vio! Calculate our position in correlation with the target's. What formation should we use?" "Attack strategy 42 would be best. But Red, switch positions with Shadow."

Green handed me a sword. "You're gonna need this." I smiled. Blue and Shadow lunged for the Demon Lord. The decoys. Vio and I silently snuck up behind him, and Red and Green toke on the sides. I gestured to my brother, Time, and Twilight. They took all the corners, except one. Midna walked over and crossed her arms. Ghirahim's eyes widened when he managed to comprehend what was going on. He moved swiftly, grabbing me by the neck, making me drop my weapon, and backing up. He help me in front of him.

"Go ahead, attack me. But risk killing my pretty little shield." I looked at the light on my hand. It had formed into a ring. I folded my hands and prayed. "Oh, Goddesses. Let me be able to do something I used to be able to, like in Japan when I fought that Zakenna. Please, oh PLEASE!"

Two miracles in one day. Wow, the Goddesses must love me! The faint light that the powerful jewelry was giving off rapidly grew brighter and consumed me. Ghirahim was thrown back against a wall. What the light faded, I was amazed. I was clothed in the most brilliant armor imaginable! Double swords appeared in my hands and I turned to face Ghirahim. "How do ya like me now, bucko." He growled and disappeared.

Then I passed out.