You know your day is off to a bad start when the first thing you do in the morning is walk in on Green and Zelda kissing in the coat closet.

Let's just say I tried to leave as casually as I could.

It was a Tuesday, and we were all going to be late for school. Yeah, forgot about the whole school thing, didn't you? Makes sense, I don't write about it much, considering how boring it is and that it mostly consists of this pattern:

1- Brother/Teacher acts like a know-it-all.

2- Vio corrects said "know-it-all."

3- Sky sulks away to his desk.

4- Vio teaches the remainder of the lesson.

Yeah, riveting.

Anyways, we all woke up late. Except Vio, of course,and Sky, for once. They were already at Hyrule Acadamy. Yeah, real original name. Actually, the real name is The New Kingdom of Hyrule Academy for the Gifted. Quite a mouthful, if you ask me. Why "for the Gifted," I do not know. It is the only school in New Skyloft and therefore all of Hyrule. Also, some of the students, *cough*Gavin*cough*, have the intelligence of a sack of pineapples.

The school only has about 70 students, but whatever. In the game you know, there was only, what, five, six kids? Yeah, games aren't always so accurate, considering that their writers don't even know that they are recording real events. (Except Hyrule Warriors. That's just crazy talk.)

I jumped down the stairs with a glorified THUMP. Darn, Shadow got there first. You could tell because of the pantry being empty. Shopping duty for Time! Red followed after me, desperately trying to finish the homework that had completely slipped his mind until five minutes ago. Blue, Green, Zelda, and Shadow were already gone.

"C'mon, Red!" I opined, tugging on his wrist, "if I'm held up waiting for you AGAIN, then we are in soooo much trouble. I can guarantee a Vio lecture at worst." He nodded and we headed out. I started off running, but had to slow down for Red, who was skipping at a slow pace.

When he looked towards the sky, his eyes lit up. "Hanon-chan! Hanon-chan! Can you take me riding on your loftwing today?"

"No."

"Please?"

"No..."

"Pweeeeeeez?"

"Goddesses..." Red was giving me the Bambi eyes. I can't take the Bambi eyes. "Fine."

"Yes! Wait, you have to promise."

"Alright, I promise."

"You're crossing your fingers, aren't you?"

"Fine." I held my hands up in surrender. "I promise."

"Swear on the Triforce?"

"Swear on the freakin' Triforce."

"Yaaay!"

"Yeah, yeah. Can we just go now?"

"Okie-doki-loki!"

- meanwhile... -

-3rd person POV-

"Midna..."

"Yes?"

"Report."

"The Heroes of the Five Lights and the Hero of Dimensions are currently at school. All others are occupied. I suggest attacking while they are separated, so they can't use the Lights. Will you go yourself?"

"No. I'm sending someone... else..."

"Yes sir."

- After School -

-Back to Hanon's POV-

We all said our goodbyes as we headed off to our extracurriculars. Green had fencing, Blue joined the lacrosse team, Red had cooking club, Vio had book club, Shadow disappeared off somewhere, and I... did nothing. I wanted to join the art club, but oh, the embarrassment! I am not a melodramatic, either. I have a reputation as the "tough girl" around school. I have to live up to that.

I don't want to disappoint everyone.

So I was walking alone. I decided to take a stroll in the woods, just for kicks.

Suddenly, a twig snapped. Then, I heard a female laugh behind me. I turned around, looking for the source.

There stood a woman, clad in blood red, drumming her long fingernails along the bark of a tree. "Who are you?" I grunted, drawing my weapons and getting myself into an attack position.

"A friend of an enemy." Her voice sounded like poisoned honey would be dripping off of her tongue. The figure's long, dark hair swept the forest floor as she strode towards me and placed a hand on my head. "So, wouldn't want to resist while I abduct you, now would you?"

"Oh, I think the opposite." I stated in my usual blunt demeanor. However, on the inside I was shaking in my boots. On a whim, I tried to stab her in the stomach, but she grabbed my sword by the blade and pulled it out of my hand. The same event repeated with the sword in my right hand, leaving me defenseless. I had tried the other day, and I can't use the ring without the others there with me. Yet, just then the mystery enemy made a fatal mistake.

She tried to kick me.

I grabbed her by the ankle and swung her against a nearby tree. When she got up, I jumped into the still air and latched onto her shoulders with my long nails. When I landed, I flipped her over onto the ground and picked up my weapons, which she had dropped. I then pointed the silver swords at her neck.

"Tell me your name."

"..."

"NOW!"

"Cythera."

"Well, Cythera, today you have made a powerful enemy. Beware the wrath of Hanon Sword."

I pivoted around and briskly walked away. Next time, she was gonna get it.

- Time Skip sponsored by- The Book Club. Aka, Vio's peeps -

After recounting my brief battle with the Cythera, everyone had a varied reaction. Midna left. She does that a lot. Vio consulted his books. Blue held a rant, containing language that should not be repeated. Red looked confused, but that's not new. (No offense.) Shadow sat there, pondering the situation and eating a muffin. Green sharpened his sword.

"Ah. Found something." Vio placed his finger on a passage and read:

"...and when he emerged from the earth's core, Demise brought with him two mercenaries: The Demon Lord Ghirahim and the Demon Lady Cythera, and they showered chaos across the land."

"Okay," I sat back down. "So freaky demon spaz lady attacked me. After school. On a Tuesday. How did she now that I would be alone at that time on that day? How?"

"Calm down. I'm absolutely sure that there is a perfectly rational explanation for all of this." Vio, always the imagineer. (Sarcasm mode activated.)

"Well, what does all of this have to do with ME? I'm just the legendary hero's little sister."

"Well..."

He flipped through some pages and settled on one. "Well, according to this, you're called 'Hero of Dimensions.'"

"Cool. I have a title."

"Actually, we all have individual titles. All together, we are the Heroes of the Five Lights. Green, you are the Hero of the Sword, Blue, you're the Hero of Raging Storms-"

"Got that right."

"Hanon, please respect his... anger management issues. Back to our current subject, Red, you are the Hero of Blazing Fire, Shadow is the Hero of Balance Between Dark and Light-"

Shadow looked up from his fifth muffin to deliver a nonchalant "Sweet."

After Vio gave an exasperated sigh, clearly disliking constant interruption. "-and I am the Hero of the Mind. Now I'm finished. You may chat amongst yourselves."

Red bounced over towards me. "Take me flying now!"

"No."

"But... but..." I swear his eyes grew three sizes as he whimpered, "Hanon-chiiiiiii! You pwomised!"

"I did, didn't I. Alright, come on."

"Yeah!"

-Vio POV-

I skimmed over the large volume again. There was one passage I just did not understand.

"One hath betrayed them, and shall be redeemed. Then another shall turn to the side of the enemy, and shall become a demon. Only the Hero of Dimensions, as the Bringer of Light to the World of Darkness, shall redeem them, but thou shalt beware, for trust is easy to lose and difficult to retrieve."

"Shadow, come over here."

My friend walked over and leaned over my shoulder. "What up in reading-land, Bookworm?"

"According to this paragraph, one of us is betraying the rest as we speak. Yet who would do such a thing?"

Blue looked over and glared. "Maybe it's Shadow. He ain't completely goodified."

"The correct word would be 'reformed'," I gently reminded him, but he ignored me.

"I am too." Shadow spat back. "And why would I betray you?!"

Green put his sword down. "To be fair, you have done some... ahem, questionable things in the past."

Shadow marched over to Green. "Come on, don't tell me that you're siding with Grumpy McAngry-Pants over there! I'm GOOD! I just... just..."

"Don't like your cover being blown?" Blue questioned, getting up and grabbing his sword. "You're shaking. Admit it, traitor!"

"What? I-...I'm not-"

"You are stuttering a lot." Green got up. Both of them got close to Shadow.

"If it's you, just admit it." Blue commanded with a snarl.

"It's NOT! I SWEAR!"

"Why would you be yelling if it weren't?" Green questioned. "I never completely trusted you."

'Oh Hanon,' I yelled in my head, 'if you could come back, now would be a good time!'

-Hanon's POV-

I was circling over the northern woods and the Great Deku Tree when I heard some one call my name.

'Hanon, if you could come back, now would be a good time!' It was Vio.

But how could he yell so loud that I could hear him way up in the sky?

"Red, did you hear that?"

"What?"

"Vio. He was calling for me..."

"Ha ha! Hanon, you're silly! Vio is at home!"

"Exactly... Red, I'm going to have to end this early."

"Aww, boo."

- Time Skip sponsored by: Long car trips. (They're great for writing!) -

When I walked in the house, Vio was hiding under the coffee table in the living room and Green and Blue had Shadow pinned against the wall with their swords.

"Hey. Hey!" No response. I looked at Vio. He shrugged. "This is gonna call for extreme measures. Red, go get my megaphone."

"Your what?"

"Big white cone thingy."

"Okay!"

-tiny time skip-

"HEEEEEYYYY!" I was standing on top of the previously mentioned coffee table and screaming into the megaphone at the top of my freakin' lungs. While Red took FOREVER getting my megaphone from my room, (knowing him, he got lost upstairs) Vio explained to me our current situation.

"ARE YOU TWO DIMWITS OUT OF YOUR FREAKIN' MINDS?! HE. IS. INNOCENT! BACK AWAY FROM THE SHADOW!"

They did as I said. (Who wouldn't? I'm awesome.) I walked over to Shadow and patted him on the shoulder. "Hey, you okay?"

"Yeah... I'm good. I'm going to my room for a bit. See ya." Shadow trudged up the stairs.

I turned around to face Green and Blue. Green gulped, but Blue began to debate his case.

"C'mon, Hanon, you can't blame me. He hasn't completely earned our trust yet."

"That's not what I'm concerned about here. What I'm concerned about is how Vio reached me from so far away." Upon hearing his name, Vio stepped out from behind a coat rack, which is where he had moved after telling me the events I had missed.

"What?"

I raised an eyebrow. "When I was riding, you called for me, did you not?"

"Yes... but only in my head."

Realization struck me. "Of course! If it had been a snake it would have bit me! Vio, you're called the Hero of the Mind, am I right?"

"Yes... wait... are you saying...?"

"YES! Vio, there is good reason to believe that you may be PSYCHIC! Wait, we'll have to test this. Say something to me in your head."

'I live with a tribe of monkeys.' His lips never moved.

'Alright. Can you hear me?'

'Affirmative.'

Blue looked back and forth between us. "Will you two stop staring at each other like that? It's creepy." The a few seconds later: "HOLY GODDESSES OF HYRULE, GET OUT OF MY HEAD!"

"Wait." I pondered out loud. "Vio, do you think you may be able to connect multiple people through a channel of telepathic communication?"

"I'll try."

'Lovely.' Blue's sarcastic remark was heard loud and clear.

'Wow!' Red exclaimed mentally.

'Red, you don't have to concentrate so much,' Green thought. 'You look constipated.'

'Sorry.'

'Hey, let's see if we can get Shadow on the line,' I suggested. 'I believe that two of you have minor apologizing to do.'

'Alright, I'll get him on.' Vio offered. 'Hey, Shadow.'

'Vio? Are you up here?'

'Nooo...' I thought in my spookiest tone, 'We're in your head... Boo!'

'I can tell it's you, Hanon.'

'Well that puts a damper on things, doesn't it now.'

'Yeah, yeah, we get it, Hanon's a jerk!' Blue thought-screamed. 'Shadow, it's hard to say this... but I'm... I'm... I'm s-... I'm so-...'

Green decided to intervene, and good thing, too. I was starting to get a feeling that we were gonna be there for a while. 'He's sorry, and I'm sorry. I wish that we could trust you as much as Vio does, but that will take time.'

Twilight chose that moment to walk into the living room. "What are you loons doing? Stop staring at each other like that. It's dang creepy!" I looked to Vio and he nodded, then I gave Twilight my most devilish smirk.

'We are here, we are everywhere. We watch you while you sleep. We know that you wear teddy bear boxers.'

"Okay, not cool, not cool! I am out of here!" He dashed away.

We all laughed for a while, then Shadow asked a question. 'Hey, how DO you know that?'

'Sky.'

And we laughed ourselves to sleep. (Well, at least Red did, anyways.)