"My name is Captain America by the way; not red, white and blue man. You can call me Steve."
"Iron Man, Tony Stark, whichever you prefer. Nice to meet you."
"Hulk!"
"Black Widow. Natasha works too."
"Thor."
"Nice to meet you all eh. Now how far away is this Canada place eh?"
"About two hours. If you don't mind my asking; why do you finish every sentence with 'eh'?" Captain America asked.
"Oh, see, on my planet – Canadia – we are required by law to finish every sentence with 'eh' eh."
"Well you're not on Canadia anymore. You're on earth. You don't have to follow their rules." Tony pointed out.
"That might be true, but I can't disrespect my planet eh!"
"You sound like 'red, white and blue man' over here." Tony commented.
"He's not as Canadian as me eh."
"Well, I didn't mean you were similar in that way."
"Oh eh."
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"So…if you two are done with your talk, we have an incoming message." Natasha stated.
"What's the situation?" Captain America asked.
"The satellite has hit Canada. We were too late." Natasha began. "Not only that, but there also appear to be strange beings coming from the satellite. SHIELD is working on determining what they are, but we are ordered to treat them as hostiles."
"People are attacking Canada eh?"
"Yes. Canada has been invaded." Black Widow confirmed.
"This might not be Canadia, but this place still seems similar to my home planet. No one hurts the moose!"
"He didn't say 'eh'…why didn't he say 'eh'?" Stark whispered to Steve.
"He doesn't say 'eh' when he's mad. He must really be serious about this." Steve replied, whispering as well.
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"An update from SHIELD!" Natasha said. "It looks as though these invaders are called 'Adanacs'."
"Adanacs! No! This can't be happening! Adanacs are the natural enemies to the people of Canadia. They are rude, hate moose, and allergic to maple syrup. How have they reached this planet!?"
"Captain Maple, what exactly happened when you came to earth? How did you get here?" Captain America questioned. "These people could have followed you here, without your knowledge."
"Well, I can't remember all of the details, but I remember some of what happened. It's a long story though eh."
"We still have a while until we reach Canada. We have time."
"Okay eh. Well, it all began when…"
~ To be Continued ~
