"He has a moose army….a moose army!?" Tony shouted. "Why do I even bother."

"You have a problem with my meese eh?" Maple asked, offended.

"No, I just need to sit down for a second. I think I'm hallucinating."

"Is meese actually a word?" Captain America asked.

"I don't think so…" Natasha replied.

"Well, let's just let Maple have his fun and see what - ." Before Captain America could finish his sentence, he saw Captain Maple riding a moose towards the commander of the Adanacs.

"Sergeant Pickle! Surrender or face the wrath of my moose eh!" Maple shouted, furious that someone would invade a land as great as Canada.

"Never Captain Maple! Your people stole the resources of my people! All our syrup; gone! You shall never be forgiven! Adanacs; attack!"

On their Sergeant's command, the Adanacs began running towards the moose. They were ferocious creatures. They appeared to be a mutated combination of a bear and a mouse, of all things. They were giant creatures and had the body of a bear but the face and tail of a mouse. They were also green for some reason. Not even the Adanacs knew why they were green. Poor Adanacs.

"Moose army, ready your nose guards!" Captain Maple shouted at the meese, as he charged towards the Adanacs.

"Wait, what?" Stark questioned.

Suddenly the meese stopped charging and used their limbs to place metal plates on their noses.

"What." Stark stated, flabbergasted.

"Don't you know eh? If you bite a moose's nose, it becomes paralyzed! I have to protect my brethren eh!"

"…I give up. Just go fight the Adanacs. We'll help." Stark replied, defeated.

"Okay eh."

As soon as the meese were equip with their armor, the battle began. The meese and Adanacs charged at one another with everything they had. It was a battle forged out of the rage Captain Maple and Sergeant Pickle held for one another. It was truly an impressive display of skill. The Avengers quickly joined the battle, fighting off the Adanacs so Captain Maple could reach Sergeant Pickle.

"Why are there so many?" Captain America asked as he threw his shield at the Adanacs.

"I don't know! How did they all get here?" Natasha yelled as she used her martial arts skills to deal with the Adanacs.

"This logically makes no sense. All of these creatures traveled here on this little satellite? That's not even possible! We have a major plot gap here." Tony concluded as he hit the Adanacs with his laser.

Suddenly Loki appeared on the battlefield. "I'm not even in this story. I'm a major character! That logically makes no sense." He yelled before disappearing.

"What. Logic. Why." Tony questioned yet again.

"SMASH!" Hulk yelled.

"Hammer!" Thor yelled.

The battle was well underway. Maple was close to reaching Sergeant Dillon Pickle. Everyone else was fighting the Adanacs. The meese were braying. Stark was questioning the logic of everything. Hulk was smashing. Captain America was being American. And why did Loki appear? Tune in next time to see the outcome of this glorious battle!