"So…Loki is behind all of this?" Tony concluded. "And what's this about strawberries? And why could everyone see that flashback?"
"I'll give you this strawberry if you keep it a secret." L said.
"What are you talking about? Who are you?" Captain America questioned.
"I am L."
Wait what? What is L doing in this story?
Umm…let's just go back to the battle.
"Sergeant Pickle! It's time for you to die!" Natasha threatened.
"Die eh? That's not the kind Canadian way. No, we will take him prisoner and I will bring him back to the land of Canadia." Nick Maple corrected.
"Why thank you for the considerate thoughts Nick Maple, but it is not me who will be captured! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" Sergeant Pickle said.
"I taught him to laugh like that!" Loki said. Wait, why is Loki back in this story? "They grow up so quickly!"
"Why do you keep coming back? And who was that L guy!?" Tony asked.
"L is the world's greatest detective." Light said.
"Kira!" L shouted.
"Wait, but I'm the world's greatest detective! Well, when I'm Sherlock Holmes. Not so much when I'm Iron Man." Tony said.
"Stop showing off." Captain America said. "We have a battle to fight."
"Well at least I have a successful career. Your only successful role was in Fantastic Four. No one even likes that movie anymore; not after the Avengers was released."
"CAN WE JUST GET BACK TO THE BATTLE?!" The author yelled, clearly frustrated over the imaginary battle these imaginary characters were having in this imaginary story.
"Bloody hell, I'm done. Have fun finishing this battle." The second author said before quitting. Yes, this story is actually being written by multiple people. Each of which have no concept of keeping the fourth wall. Oh well. Looks like it's up to me to finish the battle scene. So it shall be finished! …next time. Muahahaha!