"So…we've been waiting here for a month now. Is someone going to do something or can I go home?" Tony asked.
"We can't do anything until the two idiots writing this story do something. So we're stuck. Fantastic." Captain America said.
"Wait eh. If we're talking, doesn't that mean those idiots are doing something eh?" Captain Maple realized.
"You're right! We can actually do something now!" Captain America shouted, overjoyed with the fact that he could actually do something productive for the first time in a month.
"Why are you listing to the traitor over here? Those are Canadian ships that are invading!" Tony said.
"Smash!" (I bet you can't guess who said that.)
"Hammer!" (Really…doesn't take a genius to figure this out.)
"Hey, am I ever going to be in this story?" Hawkeye asked. Oh yeah, Hawkeye is a member of the Avengers too. Whoops.
"No!" The Avengers all shouted in unison.
"Oh…okay then…back to the corner…the sadboy corner…hashtag sadboys…hashtag #sadboysforlife…" Hawkeye said as he walked to the corner and sat down, facing it.
"Umm…did he just speak in hashtag?" Captain America asked.
"Moving on!" Tony said.
"Why did you betray us Captain Maple!? We were just starting to become best friends…" Captain America said.
"Wait, you two have never really spoken to each other. Not often anyway. And we've only known Maple for a few days." Natasha pointed out.
"BEST FRIENDS KNOW IF THEY'RE BEST FRIENDS AND THEY ARE BEST FRIENDS FOR LIFE!" Captain America suddenly shouted.
"See what you did? Now he's gone crazy. Thanks." Tony said.
"I didn't do anything eh! I don't even know who's invading eh! Stop accusing me eh!"
"Not until you prove the moose are innocent!" Hawkeye shouted from the corner.
"No one asked you!" Natasha yelled.
"WHY HAVE YOU FORSAKEN OUR BEST FRIENDSHIP!? WHYYYYYYYYYY!" Captain America screamed.
What is going on. Seriously now. What.
"The maple syrup is a lie!" Tony yelled.
"That's not even the right quote eh! And how dare you insult the culture of my people eh!" Maple yelled as he jumped and tackled Tony.
"What the hell!?" Iron Man yelled. He punched Maple in the stomach and the moose enthusiast fell to the floor. "What is wrong with you!?"
"I don't even know who those invaders are eh! They aren't my people eh! I'm not even Canadian eh! I'm from Canadia eh! The planet eh!" Captain Maple yelled.
"Oh…right." Tony said.
"SO WE CAN STILL BE BEST FRIENDS!?" Captain America yelled.
"Sure eh!" Maple said.
"YES!" Captain America shouted.
"So if the invaders aren't with you, who are they?" Black Widow asked. "Wait, we're receiving a call. It's from the invaders!"
"Well hello dears! How would you all like to be in a musical!" The invader asked.
"What." The Avengers said simultaneously.