"So before we agree to this musical, can we at least get a name?" Natasha asked the Hollywood lady.
"My name…is…Mrs. Hollywood!" What a creative name… "See, the dramatic pause really adds to the dramatic drama of unveiling my dramatic name."
"Yeah, of course eh! Drama eh!" Nick said while applauding Mrs. Hollywood.
"Okay then…and it's Mrs. Hollywood?" Tony questioned.
"Yes darling! See, if you want to make it in Hollywood, you have to become Hollywood itself!"
"I was actually asking about the 'Mrs.' part. You're married?"
"Oh, but of course dear! I'm married of course…to Hollywood!" Roses suddenly appeared around Mrs. Hollywood. Roses. This is an Avengers fanfiction—not Ouran High School Host Club. Why did roses appear, you ask? Maybe it's because Mrs. Hollywood is secretly a superhero with the power to control roses! Or maybe she's an Ouran Academy graduate. We may never know her true story.
Umm….on with the story.
"You can marry a place eh?" Maple asked.
"Yes darling! Love is love! You can't let pointless laws created by those who don't understand love stop you!"
"So I can marry Canada eh!?"
"Do whatever the heart wants!"
"Yes eh! I will marry Canada eh!"
"Chapter over. This just got weird." Tony said.
"Weirder than usual anyway." Captain America corrected.