"Nick Maple! You put that phone down and start rehearsing!" Mrs. Hollywood yelled.
"But what about my tumblr and twitter followers!? What will they do without me!"
"Not my problem!"
"Just…one…more…tweet…eh!"
Suddenly the ceiling collapsed. Dramatic. And stuff. Oh, these two people also jumped through the hole in the ceiling. That's probably important.
"What's going on?" Captain America asked.
"Never fear, Triple T is here!" Shouted the mysterious people.
"Who?" Tony asked.
"We are…" The two members of Triple T began, "The Tennessee Technology Terminators!"
"Smash?"
"No Hulk, do not smash! For I am E and this is M, also known as Captain Tennessee! We are here to save Nick Maple from his technology addiction!"
"Why eh?"
"Because you cannot perform Les Nickmarables when you're addicted to social networking! And the show must go on! …I've always wanted to say that." Captain Tennessee said.
"And how are you going to do that eh?"
"Simple! Captain Tennessee is cursed with anti-technology powers!" Captain Maryland said.
"Why are you here? This isn't your plot arc." Captain Tennessee pointed out.
"Isn't this the musical about Nicolas Cage? And we have plot arcs?"
"This is the musical about Nick Maple. Y'all better get your facts straight, y'all."
"Oh. Well I might just stick around to watch you kill Maple's technology."
"How are you going to kill my technology eh?" Nick Maple asked. Suddenly his phone exploded. "Oh eh."
"I was just trying to make the tumblr app explode, y'all."
"How would you make an app explode?" Natasha asked.
"She's broken the kindle app, on her kindle." Captain Maryland said.
"Impressive. Just stay away from my suit." Tony said.
"CAN WE GO BACK TO THE MUSICAL NOW!?" Mrs. Hollywood yelled.
"Maybe next year." Captain Sadboy said.