"This musical can't be successful unless we master the main song; I Dreamed a Dream!" Mrs. Hollywood said. "And Nick Maple, you are our star!"
"I'm the star eh!?"
"Yes, darling! If you mess up this one song, the musical will be ruined and my dreams will all be dead! Hollywood will probably want a divorce and then I'll be all alone!"
"So make it work, Nick Maple!" Tim Gunn said.
"This is too much pressure eh! I thought saving this land of Canada was a lot of work! I'd rather deal with the meese than you people!" Nick Maple said while walking off the stage.
"What just happened?" Tony Stark asked.
"Hollywood has finally gotten to him! It's just as I feared."
"But we've only been in Hollywood for three chapters…" Captain America said.
"What are these chapter things you speak of?" Thor asked.
"Smash?"
"That's the only word you've said this entire story! Why do I even bother being around you people eh!" Nick Maple said. Dramatically. And stuff.
"Smash!"
"Moose. Eh."
"Smash."
"Maple syrup. Eh."
"Smash."
"Hockey. Eh."
"Smash."
"Igloos. Eh."
"Smash."
"Health care. Eh."
"Smash."
"Polar bears. Eh."
"Smash."
"Ryan Gosling. Eh."
"Smash."
"Justin Bieber. Eh."
"Smash."
"So how long do you think this will go on for?" Tony asked Steve.
"I think Maple's running out of Canadian things." Steve replied.
"I am eh."
"Smash."
"Eh. Eh."
"Smash."
"Smash. Eh."
"Smash."
"This is getting stupid." Tony said.
"Yup." Steve agreed.
"WHEN WILL THIS MUSICAL ACTUALLY START." Mrs. Hollywood screamed.
"Oh yeah, this is a musical. Eh."
"Smash."