"Can we just speed this musical up!? We need to get to the new plot arc already!" Tony Stark yelled.
"YOU CANNOT RUSH PERFECTION!" Screamed Mrs. Hollywood.
"YES WE CAN!" Captain Tennessee and Captain Maryland yelled.
"Who are you two!?" Everyone simultaneously asked.
"We were just here last chapter, y'all. Thanks for forgetting about us, y'all." Captain Tennessee said sassily.
"And we're the authors! We can do whatever we want, and we want to get to the plot arc with Nick Maple's evil twin!" Captain Maryland added.
"Evil twins? Isn't that a little cliché?" Captain America asked.
"Yeah, probably." Captain Maryland said.
"ONTO THE MAIN SONG, Y'ALL! SING NICK MAPLE, SING! Y'ALL!" Shouted Captain Tennessee.
"It's time for my final song, eh!"
The lights began to fade as Nick Maple walked towards the center of the stage. This moment was the moment everyone had been working towards. If Nick Maple screwed this up, that would mean these last five chapters were all for nothing.
"There was a time when men were kind.
When their voices were soft, and their words apologetic.
There was a time when love was high.
And Canada was a song, and the song was exciting.
There was so much politeness.
And it all went right."
"Why is he making this about Canada. THIS ISN'T ABOUT CANADA!" Mrs. Hollywood yelled.
"YES IT IS EH!"
"SING NICK MAPLE, SING!" Captain Tennessee yelled.
"I dreamed a dream of Canadia gone by,
When syrup ran free and I was hungry.
I dreamed that hockey would never die.
I dreamed the Moose God would be forgiving.
Then I was Canadian and loyal.
My dreams were made and used and fulfilled.
There were no taxes to be paid,
No anthem unsung, no bacon untasted.
But the bears come at night,
With their voices soft as Niagra.
As they build your pride up,
And they turn your dream to reality.
I had a dream my life would be,
So different from America,
So different from Canada.
Now life has loved my Canadian dream."
"Did you just make that up on the spot?" Captain America asked.
"Yup eh! Wasn't it great eh!"
"No! It was wrong, all wrong!" Yelled Mrs. Hollywood.
"I WROTE THAT MYSELF. DON'T MAKE ME DROP A SATELLITE ON YOU, Y'ALL!" Captain Tennessee screamed.
"HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO MY MUSICAL!"
"I MADE IT 11978375 TIMES BETTER!"
"YOU RUINED MY DREAMS!"
"Can we go now, eh?" Nick Maple asked.
"Yeah, let's get out of here." Captain America
"Bye Mrs. Hollywood, eh!"
"YOU ARE BANNED FROM HOLLYWOOD, NICK MAPLE. BANNED!"
"Oh well eh. I can sing about Canada whenever I want eh." And so Nick Maple began to sing. And he didn't stop singing until Captain Tennessee dropped a satellite on him. Y'all.