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Francis let out a noise that sounded like a cross between a choke and a cough, "What?"

Matthew's reaction was relatively the same.

Arthur, on the other hand was sitting with a determined look in his eyes, "Are you going to use magic-but Alfred doesn't know magic?

Bit smirked, "Alfred reach some of the books you left out his house when looking for a way to suppress Billy. What's with that face-surely you didn't think that Alfred, with his super strength,wouldn't be able to break a few complex locks? Oh, by the way, the reason he's so strong is because he has three other people sharing his body, remember?"

"But he swung a bison around as a child-before you came along."

"Yeah...still trying to figure that one out..."

"Alright, now just lay still."

"I feel like a sandwich."

"Ham or turkey?"

"Bit."

"Jeez Louise-don't get your panties in a twist. I'm just trying to lighten the mood is all."

The three nations were crammed side by side on Alfred's bed; Bit had instructed them to lay on their backs and close their eyes. England was squished between France and Canada and he could swear he was smelling rose perfume.

As Bit began speaking in a language only Arthur could remotely understand, Francis intertwined his fingers with Arthur's and gave a light squeeze. Arthur only gave a rare smile before feeling himself fade away.

It felt like he was drowning in something gross.

His stomach was doing that nasty feeling when you do a big drop in a roller coaster and he swore he was on the verge of puking.

Then he found himself floundering in the water and he felt better.

He was in a fountain. With Francis and Matthew.

He suppressed a giggle at the sight of the wet cat that was now Francis.

"W-Where are we?" Matthew wrapped his arms around himself and shivered. Arthur blinked and looke around. Where were they?

The sky was pitch black with only the moon for guidance. But it was day just a second ago-oh right, we're in Alfred's mind. Right.

"The White House?" Matthew spoke up. Arthur blinked and sure enough, directly behind him was Alfred's grand capital building.

"How did we not notice that?"

"Haven't the foggiest, Frog, but no use waiting here in the water. Let's go in."

Assisting each other out of the surprisingly deep fountain was more difficult than originally thought. Francis fell out onto Arthur, and by the amount of grouping it seemed to be far from accidental.

The building seemed to be pouring light. Each window was blindingly bright and silhouettes of figures could be seen flashing across.

The door was unlocked and the trio was immediately assaulted by the most awful...of quiet.

There was nothing.

Confused, Arthur went to the first door and opened it.

And closed it.

Arthur turned wide eyed and panting towards Francis (heheheh this sounds so wrong) and screamed, "What the bloody fuck?! I just saw the atomic bomb go off! In Japan! We're in WASHINGTON DC!"

Matthew paused before speaking, "But remember we are in Alfred's head, and maybe all these doors lead to his memories and stuff."

Thus they went on a quest to open as many door as possible.

The Treat of Versailles-in Versailles.

Multiple conferences.

Multiple summit meetings.

The fall of the twin towers being announced in a news studio.

Alfred's New York apartment bathroom.

Arthur's bathroom.

And Ivan's cellar but let's not get into the gory details shall we?

Finally they found a door that France recognized. "...My front door?"

They were greeted by pale floor tiles and huge glass windows that opened up to a balcony that overlooked the Parisian skyline. They walked towards the balcony only to freeze in surprise.

Andrew stood smugly on the terrace holding a glass of white win.

"Welcome. Enjoy my world so far?"

Read and review people and maybe Andrew will slip into your bed tonight...he may kill you though so be careful...