Now it's nearly 0500 Hours, and I still hadn't got a good night's sleep because of that stupid nightmare of that poor girl's voice being put into a storage device that's been happening for the past two weeks (damn, that smarts!)... Just recently, about a couple of weeks ago, I and the gallant crew of Voyager had just committed genocide on an evil race known as the TimeSplitters because they were pulling a major faux pas on us by bringing the damaged wreck of Enterprise-D back to life and using it against us in the Void. And what's worse, is that these TimeSplitters are the same assholes that caused terrorist attacks in System J-25 shortly before we committed the genocide. On top of that, I was vacationing at the Nekrit Expanse Casino and Hotel in, get this, the Nekrit Expanse. Although I lost most (if not all) of my money gambling and I didn't get the part-time job to help pay off the hours that the place was losing. Well no matter, I still got my crew to fall back on. Besides, I'm trying to deal with this retarded nightmare and all... So where was I, oh yeah, still worried about what happened after my visit with Moe? Well simple, I shook the dew of the lily, showered up a bit, and headed over to the Bridge to regather my composure and maybe set up a Staff Meeting:

[I walk onto the Bridge]

Homer Jebidiah Simpson: "Good morning Sleeping Beauty, eh?"

Capt. Wex: "Yeah, you wish!"

Homer: "Uh, Wex, are you sure you're all right? 'Cause I think you've been acting kinda squirrely for the past 2 weeks- -"

Capt. Wex: "Yeah, yeah, I know."

Homer: "Then what the hell's going on then?"

Capt. Wex: "Oh, it's this damn nightmare... The one where the girl's voice is stolen and gets put into a storage device of some kind!"

Homer: "Oohh... I see... Would this also have to do with the dream about my ex-wife Marge stealing the Forbidden Doughnut from me in my sleep?"

Capt. Wex: "Hell no, nothing like that."

Homer: "D'oh!"

[Then Homer's son, Bartelmos (formerly Bartholomew) "Cool Mo-D" J. Simpson comes barging in on the Bridge...half-naked from being in a shower!]

Bartelmos J. Simpson: "My, God! That crewman's an asshole!"

Homer: "[sighing] Who is it this time?"

Bart: "Crewman Dax, he stole my shower from me for the sixth time!"

Capt. Wex: "Hang on, Bart, we'll take care of him! Bridge to Bender."

[We cut to the Voyager Lounge, in which in the background These Dreams by Heart plays in the background and Bender Bending Rodriguez is sipping on a White Mocha Frappuccino]

Bender Bending Rodriguez: "Bender here, go ahead."

Capt. Wex: "[on Intercom] When we dump our sludge at B'omar Space today, I want you to dispose of Crewman Dax, capiche?"

Bender: "10-4! Bender out."

Oh I forgot to mention earlier that we had to dump some toxic waste over at B'omar Space because some crew member was celebrating some kid's birthday by making glow-in-the-dark noses via toxic waste maker on Deck 15. I gave the guy two options: either A., we dump the waste for him or B., bribe us with $500 to keep it on my ship. So he chose to have us dump it for him. As for Dax, well, you'll get the picture:

Bender: "All right, B'omarians, You've met your match! Hehehehehe..."

[The waste get dumped from above the moon where USS Raven crashed after it got assimilated by the Borg. Then Dax gets dumped down there and gets mistaken for a Moon Mutant]

B'omar Officer: "Hey, get back underground, weirdie. No mutants on the surface!"

Crewman Dax: "But I'm not a mutant! And secondly, they ruined my reputation!"

Bender: "[on Combadge] Dude, that reputation was ruined the minute you went down there! Now that's what I'm talking about."