What's up bitches? I've had this idea sort of floating around my head for a while. If you do indeed read my other stories, No they aren't abandoned, I just am trying to write with a giant case of writer's block, but enough about my problems.
Just as a warning, I will be using a lot of words that describe the science of genetics, so if you don't understand something, message me and I will do my best to explain it.
Our story enters, almost finished, Naruto Uzumaki, Konoha's number one knuckleheaded ninja was fighting the last surviving Uchiha, quite possibly to the death and to determine the fate of the 4th Great Shinobi War, in the Valley of the End, effectively recreating their battle three years prior, destruction wreaked the land beside them. Both went in for a charge, Sasuke with his sword drawn, Naruto with kunai. They met in the middle with a loud clanging sound, neither side willing to give an inch unpaid for.
"Come on Sasuke! You know that this is what he wants!" Naruto shouted to his former teammate turned traitor, as they separated from the clash.
"I don't care! I will avenge Itachi by destroying the leaf village!" Sasuke teammate turned traitor, shouted at his former teammate swinging his sword to reposition for an attack.
"Do you think that Itachi would want that? You're trying to destroy the village that he loved! And you're only doing it because that's what Orochimaru wants!" Naruto retorted. 'Hey Kurama! How are we doing with chakra?' Naruto thought towards the demon dwelling inside him.
'Not too good kit. You're almost out, but the good news is that so is he. I think you have enough for one last Rasengan, so end it with that.' Kurama, the giant demon fox told his charge.
"I know you're talking with the fox right now, Naruto. And I know what he's saying! You and I only have enough chakra for one last attack!" Sasuke cackled, "It's only fitting! We end this battle much like that of our first!" Sasuke charged up his Chidori. Naruto charged his Rasengan. "SAY HELLO TO YOUR PARENTS IN HELL!" Sasuke yelled as he ran towards him, lightning crackling in his hand.
"RAAAAARRRHHHH" Naruto growled as he took off towards his former friend, spinning ball of chakra in his hand.
The explosion that resulted in the clash of their energies was immense, and almost nuclear in origin, but when the dust settled, it revealed the two men standing, each with their hands on the other's respective heart.
"I guess that this… is a draw." Sasuke bubbled out between mouthfuls of blood, his heart torn from the Rasengan
"Yeah… I guess…" Naruto wheezed; his lung destroyed from the Chidori. Both men fell over and laid there dying. Naruto closed his eyes, just waiting for death to take him.
But it never came. Instead when he opened his eyes, he was greeted to a familiar sight, his mindscape.
"Kurama, why am I in here instead of being dead?" Naruto asked, completely puzzled by the new development.
"Well, it turns out that I am a nearly omnipotent fox demon." The Kyuubi said while flexing his muscles like a human. Naruto sweat dropped at this. "I also am awesome enough that I can offer you this once in a lifetime chance of escaping death." Kurama smiled his big foxy smile.
"You mean that you can heal all this? That's awesome!" Naruto shouted at the prospect of living.
"Can I heal you?" Kurama asked himself as if he was just asked if he was a fox. "Hell no kit, your body is all kinds of fucked up right now." The Kyuubi laughed, "No, what I offer is something completely different. What I'm offering is to send you back in time, which is so much easier than healing you."
"So, I'm what, in my 12 year old body again, and I remember everything?" Naruto asked, getting in a thinking pose, "That's not too bad."
"You're a bit wrong again," the Kyuubi sighed, "Unfortunately for you; your body is basically too damaged to even think, the fact that we're even talking right now is nothing short of a miracle. No, I had to build you a replacement body using your genetics."
"So… I'll be slightly different?" Naruto asked, still in his thinking pose.
"That… would be a tremendous understatement." Kurama told him, trying to break this news to him gently. "Remember how I said I was 'nearly omnipotent?"
"Yeah and then you flexed your muscles like a child." Naruto teased at him.
"Letting that slide," The Kyuubi resumed. "It turns out, that I can't make a new body with just your genes." He started to lift his shoulders up in a shrugging gesture. "And the only genes that were around were…" he mumbled the finish, seemingly embarrassed.
"Whose?" Naruto asked.
"SASUKE'S!" Kurama yowled, "That fucking Uchiha bastard. He was the only person whose DNA was close enough that I could use."
"God dammit!" Naruto yelled, "I guess it could be worse, I do have the Sharingan, which could end up being very useful. So is that it? Just me with parts of Sasuke mixed in?" Naruto asked, not really wanting any more surprises.
"Not quite…" Naruto grimaced.
"What, am I gonna have fox tails?" Naruto asked exasperated.
"No, that's stupid, you're a human, not half-demon. No, you remember when I said I couldn't make a body from your genes? Well it turns out that the 23rd chromosome Sasuke gave, one of them was damaged," The Kyuubi breathed heavily, "The Y. The Y chromosome was irreparably damaged."
"So what does that mean? Does that mean I'm gonna have Down syndrome?" Naruto asked, not quite understanding what exactly the 23rd chromosome did.
"No, that's the 21st chromosome, and that's having an extra. What the 23rd mainly deals with is…your…" he sighed, "Your sex. I couldn't make it so you had an X and a Y sex chromosome."
"What… does that mean?" Naruto asked, completely lost in the science of it all.
"Well… why don't I just show you?" The Kyuubi said as he shifted himself to the side. "Naruto… meet… Naruto." And outstepped a 12 year old girl, wearing the orange jumpsuit he wore as a kid. She had shoulder length blonde hair done up in a slight ponytail reminiscent to Anko's, but intertwined with the blond, were streaks of black.
"So I'm gonna be a girl, that's not too bad. For a second there I thought…you… were," Then the information finally sunk in. "I'M GONNA HAVE TO BE A GIRL?!"
"I'm not hearing a 'thank you for saving my life Kurama' you know," the Kyuubi pouted.
"Are you sure that there is nothing else you could do? What if…" Naruto was cut off by the Kyuubi.
"I told you, this is the only way that this is going to work. Look, I did what I could with what I had." They both sighed in unison.
"Ok, at least I'll have all my strength…" Naruto trailed off as he saw Kurama shaking his head. "Memories?" Naruto asked and the Kyuubi nodded, "any other surprises that I should know about?"
"Not that I know of, if anything, you might find yourself becoming attracted to boys and don't even get me started on trying to adjust to the cramps once a month," Kurama told him, "I mean I can help with a little of that, but not much. I know what to expect, I WAS in two females before I was sealed into you, but everything else, really is up to you."
"You have got to be joking," Naruto said out loud. "Wait, what do you mean I might be attracted to boys? I'm not gay!"
"That's exactly my point, you're not gay and you're switching genders. You don't have the gene that causes homosexuality, so you will follow your hormones, and they might lead you into the arms of a man." Kurama laughed at the look of disgust on Naruto's face. "Isn't genetics great?" he laughed again.
"Look, can we just get this over with. I just want to stop this conversation." Naruto told him.
"Alright kit, this is gonna hurt," the Kyuubi smirked, "Almost as much as having your hymen stretched for the first time… by a penis." He told him, emphasizing the word 'penis.'
"ALRIGHT, will you just send me back in time already?"
"Yeah, sure kit." The Kyuubi then motioned for Naruto to come closer. As soon as Naruto put his face on the bars, the Kyuubi swallowed him.
"What the fuck!" Naruto exclaimed, but before he could really take in what his situation really was, a crushing blackness came over him.
When Naruto woke up, his head was throbbing and her body aching to a logarithmic degree, (A/N- which means a power of ten.). She slowly rose out of her pain induced stupor, head still throbbing as if Gamabunta and the Kyuubi had a tap dancing contest on it, slowly taking in all of her surroundings. 'Okay, where is my… Aha!' she mentally exclaimed, 'there's my calendar, now to find out the day…' Naruto sweat dropped. Reaching in mentally, trying to contact the fox, Naruto found that her new body was not only smaller, but that it was easier to reach the Kyuubi as if it was clearer. 'Hey Kurama!' she shouted inside her new mind.
"What? I'm trying to sleep in here!" he shouted back to her.
'Did you mean to send me to three months before the Genin exam?' she asked him mentally.
"I uhh… I actually meant to send you to when you were five years old, my bad." Kurama admitted.
'Whatever, I can still train' Naruto told him. Almost reassuring herself that she wouldn't change, no matter what.
"Which reminds me; you should go and look for the bushy brow bunch. At least in the morning, and by morning, I mean in about three hours, judging by the clock." Kurama told her.
'Do I have to?' Naruto whined.
"Yeah, they can whip your marshmallow ass into shape, and after that, I want you to go out shopping for clothes, unless the brow duo give you a training suit. Then go to the academy. Tomorrow, you can look for the scarecrow." Kurama said, refereeing to Kakashi.
'What's wrong with what I have now?' Naruto asked.
"Simple, it's too baggy on you." Naruto looked at her new body, sure it was rather loose on her, but that didn't mean that it was a bad thing. "Trust me kit, you'll be falling out of your shirt giving everyone a free show of your bra. Not to mention the pants falling down exposing the panties you have on." Kurama told her. "I'm just trying to look out for you."
'Alright, I'm gonna sleep, wake me when it's time to find Guy-sensei.' Naruto asked his furry friend.
"You got it kit… Oh, hello. Who are you seven guys?" Kurama asked the seven newly appeared forms in his rather spacious new home.
Well? What do you think? Please review, it makes authors know what they are doing is actually being read, plus it gives me the warm fuzzies for every review.