A/N:- Hi everyone! I know it's been a while, but I was struck down with the cursed writers block! Anyway, so 7 reviews, nice!
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Kit/Gene's POV
"Ah, you're awake. Perfect!" I heard Madoka's voice declare from the other side of the room. 'Damn it, I knew I shouldn't have woken up!' You may ask why I thought this, well the truth of the matter is that I remember every awful second of the visions I show Mai, but I tell Nolie that I don't and make like I don't so that she doesn't worry any more than she should. Yeah I know I should maybe be more truthful with her, but would you want to tell someone you saw a person get hacked into little bits after they'd done something steamy? I don't, so I lie.
Madoka had that look she gets when she's plotting to embarrass either myself or Noll. 'Man, I don't like the looks of this. She's starting to creep me out!'
"Now I can finally start my lesson." She declared cheerfully. 'Lesson? No, please tell me she doesn't mean…!'
"Well, I think I'm going to leave you two to it. Come on Mai, Nolie; let's go have tea in the kitchen." Noll announced with an evil glint in his eyes, confirming my suspicions about the topic of Madoka's lesson.
"I don't know where you think you're going Oliver William Davis, but you can sit your butt back down right now because you aren't going anywhere. Ladies you are excused from this." Madoka informed. I mentally cheered as I saw Noll go paler than normal as he slumped back down on the sofa. The two girls left with apologetic smiles along with anyone else in the room who weren't Noll, myself or Madoka.
"Now, let's begin." Madoka chirped joyfully, rubbing her hands together. 'Uh-oh!'
Nolie's POV
Mai, myself and the others left the room so the twin boys could get their 'education'. I looked unsurely at Mai, not knowing what to do now. She looked back at me with a reassuring smile.
"Say, why don't we go have that tea Naru suggested in the kitchen, it'll give us the chance to have a chat and get to know each other better." Mai proposed. I nodded meekly and followed after her to the kitchen.
"What type of tea do you prefer?" She asked. "Naru has this thing about certain teas at certain times and he can be very picky so I thought I'd ask before making an assumption." She informed. I almost laughed at that, he sounds almost like Kit.
"I don't really have a preference; I usually drink regular black tea with milk and sugar." I told her.
"Ah, well we don't really drink that back in Japan; Naru has said he doesn't really like it." 'Strangely enough, Kit doesn't like black tea either!'
"Say, have you ever tried gunpowder tea? It's this amazing green tea from China that has a slightly sweet taste to it. Lin brought some back after one of his regular visits to his family." Mai enlightened. 'Lin's Chinese? I had no idea; I thought he was Japanese like everyone else.'
"I guess you didn't know about Lin's heritage." She said, smiling knowingly. "He can be kinda quiet on the subject unless you really get to know him." Mai had started making our tea and I found it really fascinating to watch. Her actions were so sure and confident, like she had done this millions of times before.
"So tell me a bit about yourself Nolie. I'd like to get to know the person who saved my boyfriend's brother and is now dating him." Mai stated lightly, as though trying to relax the mood a little. I smiled wistfully at her efforts and thought about what to say to this constantly cheery young woman.
Kit/Gene's POV
"Alright, I'm sure you both know what this is about." Madoka stated cheerily. "So before we begin I have a mission for you two Little Boys. Naru, you're going to need this." She handed him a rubber glove to put on. He stared at it confused so Madoka urged him to just wear it and not ask questions.
"Now, I want you two to go around the house and shake hands with everyone including each other. Naru, you must use the hand the glove is on. Off you go!" She declared clapping her hands. 'Well, best to get this over with! I don't know what this is all about though.' I offered a hand to Noll who begrudgingly shook it and then I moved off the sofa and held the hand out to Madoka who also shook it. Noll was still sat on the sofa with a sour look on his face.
"Oliver William Davis get your ass moving before I come over there and move it for you!" Madoka snapped. I shuddered and exited the room in search of more people to shake hands with.
I tracked down the priest, the miko, Louise and Zach first, convincing them all to help me complete my assignment, some as begrudgingly as Noll and some just rather unsure as to why I had to do this. Noll had somehow been following me closely and we both ended up at the kitchen door to get our last two targets to shake our hands. We stopped when we heard them talking.
Nolie's POV
Mai had somehow managed to get me to really open up to her whilst we were drinking our tea. I had started out reluctantly answering any questions she asked me. It's not that I didn't like her, far from it; she's a very likeable person. I just have issues from when people have pretended to be friendly towards me before. Kit has been my only true friend so far, but maybe just maybe I could come to call Mai a friend in time also.
Every time she made a comment she reminded me of Kit, whether it was because she commented about Naru or she just said what she felt when I told her something. She had even gotten a few laughs out of me.
"…So, he said 'I'm sorry, there's only enough room in my mirror for me.'. Of course, we all burst out laughing at that as Ayako had been well and truly shot down." Mai had just finished regaling me with the tale of her first case with Naru and how they met. It was kinda sweet how she seemed to be the only one to see through his carefully executed façade and the only one to believe in him when it mattered most.
"So, other than the fact you practically rescued Gene, how did you guys get together?" She asked. I let out a gentle smile as the memories came flooding back.
"We met again at school. After he had awoken and had been offered a place to stay in England by his new family he enrolled at my school. I was getting picked on and it was just getting nasty when he showed up and protected me. A gang of girls had me surrounded you see and he just called out 'Nolie, is that you?'. All the girls around me immediately focussed their attention on him and started drooling that a hot guy had just shown up. He then started walking over to me and the other girls kept trying to get his attention, but he just ignored them only focussing on me. When he reached me he saw all the other girls glaring at me so he did the most unthinkable and wonderful thing ever, he kissed me passionately, then fixed the other girls with a glare saying that if anyone so much as dares to even look at me funny they would have him to answer to female or not. He then walked me away from the stunned group holding my hand." Mai's face had lit up by the time I'd finished retelling my tale of my first kiss.
"Oh my gosh, that is so sweet! It's not like Naru would ever do that for me." She sighed. "He can be such an Egotistical Jerk sometimes!"
"Welcome to the club Sister! Do you know what Kit did after that little scene? He openly winked at every other girl he passed. It's like he was saying 'Look how handsome I am!' Seriously, way to confuse a girl!" I grumbled.
"Yeah, but I bet Gene doesn't seem to keep forgetting his manners when you do something for him." Mai chipped in.
"You must be joking! It'll be a hot day in the Antarctic before I finally get a please or thank you from Kit. He seems to just assume he has the right to get what he wants from me without giving anything in return."
"Ugh, I know that feeling! Twenty times a day I go into that Narcissist's office to drop off his precious tea and not once do I get any acknowledgement for the hard work I put in to making it…" Mai was cut off in the middle of her rant by a cool voice coming from the doorway.
"I pay your wages Mai, is that not enough acknowledgement? Do you honestly think I would pay you for something I didn't feel you'd worked hard on?" Naru asked, a pissed off look on his face that matched the one on Kit's.
"No, Naru, you wouldn't." Mai admitted.
"And Nolie, do you honestly think I would use you? Do you think I would go for any of those trampy girls at our school when I have you to look at?" Kit added.
"No Kit." I muttered in embarrassment at having been caught badmouthing him.
"Exactly!" The twin boys declared.
"Now as punishment you must shake our hands." Kit declared mischievously as though he had some ulterior motive behind the punishment. Naru just nodded silently before striding over to Mai and holding out his gloved hand for her to take. She timidly took it and shook before he came and stood in front of me holding out the same hand. I too shook his hand gently as Kit shook Mai's and then also came and shook mine. The two boys left as Mai and I stared at each other and shrugged at their weird display before going back to comparing notes on them.
Kit/Gene's POV
We had finally completed our task and we made our way back to the base where Madoka was waiting for us. 'Nolie thinks I'm using her! I can't believe she would say that!' Noll seemed to be thinking the same thing as I was regarding what Mai had said about him. We made it back to the base and plonked ourselves back down on one of the sofas.
"Ah, I see that you're back!" Madoka exclaimed with what appeared to be delight. "Now Naru, please give the glove back to me." She held out her hand as he gave her the requested item.
"Madoka, would you mind telling us what that was all about?" I asked. She turned to me with a gleeful look in her eyes. 'And now I wish I hadn't asked!'
"Okay, you both shook hands with everyone I assume." We nodded. "Alright, Gene I regret to inform you that as you shook hands with Zach you now have an STI."
"WHAT?" I shouted.
"Calm down, it's not for real." Madoka giggled. "The purpose of the little mission I sent you two on was to show you just how easy it is to have sex. Naru, as you were wearing the glove you had protection on when you did it. Gene, you went around unprotected so you got something nasty as a result."
"Yeah, but it's not like I knew that." I complained quietly.
"Oh hush! If I'd have told you the purpose neither of you would have done as asked." She rebutted. 'I guess she has a point, I wouldn't have done that if I'd been told what it was about!'
"Can we just get on with this and not prolong the embarrassment?" Noll asked acidly.
"What's to be embarrassed about? It's a perfectly natural process in life." She replied frankly. 'At least when Lin tried he had more tact.'
"Next she'll start discussing positions." I whispered daringly in Noll's ear. He blushed a little and coughed to hide his discomfort.
"Eugene Phillip Davis, if you don't take this more seriously then I will!" Madoka declared loudly. 'Nuts, she heard me!' I crossed my arms and started sulking as she went on with her long and very in detail lecture. 'Seriously, how can Noll just sit there? It's like he's not even listening! Hang on, he isn't listening! That cheater, I'll show him!'
"Miss, oh Miss, Noll isn't listening Miss." I stated.
"Gene, stop acting like a petulant five-year old, of course he's…NARU! Wake up this instant!"
"I'll exorcise that ghost for you! Huh? Wha…? Is it over yet?"
Madoka sighed and shook her head at us.
"I give up! If you two get in trouble because you refused to listen don't blame me because I tried." She left the room mumbling something about seeing if Mai had any spare tea made. I turned to Noll who returned my gaze steadily, both of us silently acknowledging that we'd won.
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Kit/Gene:- Hold it!
Me:- Huh? Why?
Nolie:- We have something special to say to you. Go on Naru!
Naru:- Why me? I am too smart to stoop to doing this!
Kit/Gene:- Because you're her favorite character!
Naru:- *Sigh* HAPPY BIRTHDAY TREELOW955! There, happy?
Me:- Aw, that's so sweet of you, but you guys didn't have to do this!
Nolie:- Yes we did, but there's more!
Me:- *Raises an eyebrow* More?
Kit/Gene:- Come on in guys!
Zach comes in holding roses and Louise comes in with a cake followed by the rest of the Ghost Hunt cast.
Everyone starts singing Happy Birthday!
Me:- Aw, I think I'm going to enjoy my birthday with these guys! See ya next time!