Spoot: Fishing Trip!

Vegeta: WHAT! NO!

Spoot: Who said I was taking you!

Goku: YEAH!

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Vegeta placed the wide-brimmed had, carefully, on Bulma's head, then adjusted it. She couldn't see. He laughed as she looked about the room blindly. "What...whats this for?" She asked, reaching out for him. "Sun." He said, helping her adjust the hat, so she could see. She looked up at him with a smile. "That's vague." She said. He put his hands on her hips, and pulled her close. "Need more detail?" He asked. She shook her head so hard, the hat almost flew off her head. He just smiled, and adjusted it. "I told you, I'm taking you fishing." HE said simply. "Had fun with it did you?" She said, slyly smiling. She had to get on her tip toes, but she kissed him. He may have been shorter than most of the men around, but she needed a ladder most of the time.

"Ok, Like this." Vegtea said, showing her how to cast out a line. She gave him an eye, but followed his order. She knew how to fish, but she would never tell him that. He liked to 'teach' her. "There ya go." He said, casting out his line. "So, what all did you catch while you were out here?" She asked, adjusting her line. She stopped when she remembered she was playing Dumb Girl. "we were out at the lake. Kakorot says you can catch Trout here." He said, avoiding the answer to the question. He never caught a fish, officially...He would never tell her that. He watched her cautiously, as she played with her pole. "Adjust your line...here..." He reached over, and helped her. She fought back the urge to snap: "I know!"

The two sat on the bank of the creek, and began to chat as they watched their lines. She learned a bit about his people, and their fall. He learned she had no idea what a Space Pod was originally used for. Escape. He hopped up when his line moved. The time to act was now. He was excited to catch his first fish, officially. Bulma watched as he reeled in, a Trout. He held it up to show it off. He had the smile of a champ on his face...until the fish began to fight back, it wiggled and thrashed about, All the while, he struggled to keep hold of the slimy thing. Bulma just laughed, as the fish got lose, and flew back into the water.

"STOP THAT! STOP THAT LAUGHING!" He shouted. Bulma grabbed at her belly, and rolled around on the ground. Vegeta Growled as he cast his line out once more. "You should watch your line, instead of making that ungodly noise!" He grumbled. She looked over at her pole. It hadn't move. She was quiet for a moment, watching him fish, when the image of him fighting a fish crossed her mind, and she began to laugh again. He looked over from his pole. He watched with his mouth agape, as she laughed hysterically. He grumbled and went back to his pole. "I'll show her...no one mocks me and gets away with it."

She had caught fore fish within the hour, he had caught one, and lost it. He watched as she pulled on her line, jerking up a fairly long Trout. She held it up, and boasted. "HA! Two Brim, and a few catfish! I finally caught a Trout! I think this belongs to you!" She boasted. He crossed his arms, and turned his head away from her, putting his nose in the air. "Oh, come on Vegeta! Don't pout!" He turned his body a bit, away from her. She put the fish in the bucket with the rest, and walked over to him. "Ooooh, come on Vegeta! Where's you sense of humor!" She reached out to touch him, but he scoffed, and turned away from her. She glared at him for a moment, then got an idea. Vegeta had just enough time to open his mouth, Shocked. She had the fish in hand, the one that had gotten away...She reared back, and promptly slapped him in the face with it.

"What did you catch?" Goku asked. Vegeta and...the woman...were returning to drop off the poles, Goku had lent. Bulma looked up at him, handing over some fishing tackle. "Brim, mostly. A few Trout..." She looked over at Vegeta. "She slapped me with a fish." He said. Goku began to giggle, but held it in as best he could. "What kind of fish!" He asked. Vegeta's mouth tightened for a second, then he spoke. "Does it matter Kakorot!" He snapped. Goku nodded. "Kind of, there aren't many fish you can slap someone with, for instance, a Brim would do you no good, it's to small." Vegeta held up his hands, tossing the pole at Goku. With that, he turned to go. "A Trout." Bulma said. Goku giggled, adding a nod. "That's a good fish to slap someone with. What kind of Trout?" He asked.

Vegeta was almost to the road, he turned, taking a very defensive stance. Looking as if he would power up. "WHAT DOES IT MATTER! WHO CARES WHAT KIND OF FISH IT WAS!" Bulma shot him the evil eye, but Goku just laughed. "Well, Speckled Trout has a smoother feel to it. Where as a Rainbow Trout is more so, rough, would hurt more. Plus, The Rainbow Trout is longer." Vegeta looked as though he would hyperventilate. Bulma looked up, watching how calm Goku was. "You sure know alot about fish!" She said. He looked down at her with his famous smile. "My grandfather taught me." He said. She nodded, then let out a yell as a dead fish flew past her. They both looked over, to see Vegeta irate, holding a fish in his hand. "DOES IT MATTER NOW!" He shouted, tossing it. It flew past them at breakneck speed.

Goku didn't seem to care about the tantrum. He looked down at Bulma. "Did he actually catch a fish this time?" He asked. She looked up with her mouth agape. A fish flew past them, but they paid no mind. "Let me guess, He led you to believe he could fish? The last trip we went on, he ended up blowing the lake up. He didn't tell you?" Bulma shook her head. A fish flew past, and Vegeta's voice could be heard yelling incoherently. "Bulma..." Goku began, but he giggled. "That rat bastard!" She said, looking over at him. He was stomping around, fish in hand. He caught eyes with her, and threw the fish. She had just enough time to dodge. He kept up his rant, stomping around. He went in for another fish...and stopped, with an evil grin. There in the bucket, was the one that got away. It was dead. Vegeta reached down, and picked it up.

He approached the two, slapping the fish like a baseball bat, in his hand. "Huh, whaddaya know, it was a Rainbow Trout." Goku said. "SHADDAP!" Vegeta snapped, pointing the fish at him. He then pointed it at Bulma, and wagged it at her. "Oh, what I'm gunna do to you...Oh...OH! I'm...I'm gunna hit'cha...yeah, and you're gunna fall...and I'm gunna laugh..." As Vegeta spoke, and Bulma cowered, the fish...opened it's eyes in that dramatic way, and began to fight. Bulma ducked behind Goku, who began to take a protective stance. The fish fought, as Vegeta did. But, as we all know...the fish won. Slapping Vegeta in the face, with its tail, then falling to the ground. The three stood silent for a moment, then a bit of a chuckle could be heard from behind Goku. Vegeta looked over at her, as she laughed. "Justice..." was all she said.

Vegeta: and why am I not allowed to go?

Spoot: because...you're no fun.

Goku: and I'm the better fisherman.