Allo my friends! Impending Madness has recieved the spark! (If you don't know what that is, its a sudden urge to WRITEWRITEWRITE- a specific story. Also known as the story itch. So! Here ya go! I told you all at the beginning that I was going to add more so here!

Disclaimer: Square Enix and Disney own KH358/2 days and related things and whoever owns Black Cat(i forgot :( owns Black Cat!

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Shaiza..."

"Nnn..."

"Shaiza."

"Go away..."

"SHAIZA!"

Shaiza fell off of the couch with a yelp and a thud. She glanced up to see Creed looking down at her. "What," she enunciated slowly as she got to her feet and glared at the blond man, "did I say about watching me sleep?"

Creed shrugged. "No more Shaiza sleep watching. But that applies to your room, madam, not the couch. The couch is neutral territory."

Shaiza shook her head and sighed. "Fine, what do you want?"

"The heartless killer is broken."

He held out the Nintendo DS and she took it with a growl. "What do you mean—" She did a face plant into the couch cushions with an exasperated groan. "You numbskull, you just need to charge it." Shaiza rifled underneath the couch for the cord, where Bandit had batted it sometime before. She grabbed it and handed it to the bemused villain. "Now let me sleep in peace."

Creed took the cord and plugged the DS into the wall. Shaiza had crawled back onto the couch and buried her head beneath a pillow, muttering something about shooting herself.

He sighed. Why is she so grouchy?

Bandit meowed and curled around his legs, appearing with his typical ninjacat fashion.

"What do you want?"

Feed me? The kitten purred, his golden eyes wide and inviting.

Creed sighed. "I don't have any food. Besides, you already ate." He paused, then frowned. "Does Shaiza know you can talk?"

Bandit meowed.

She suspects I'm a teleport cat.

"And are you?" Creed peered at the small black and white kitten.

Bandit yawned, flicking his tail. Then he dashed off, underneath the tv stand.

Prrrmmewww.

Creed turned around. Bandit sauntered out of the kitchen, looking smug.

"But.. How did you—!?"

Teleportation is easy for cats.

Creed shook his head. "I'm going crazy. You teleported."

Your point being?

"But you're a cat! That isn't logical!"

Your being here isn't logical. I'm not making a fuss, am I?

Creed blinked. "Well... No, I guess not..."

So then quit worrying. You'll only give yourself a headache.

Creed already had a headache. "Whatever, cat."

Bandit purred around his legs. You like cats. I know.

"Oh? How do you figure that?"

You're looking for one.

Creed rolled his eyes. "Train Heartnet is a man. His name is Black Cat, cat." He didn't even question how the kitten knew.

My name is Bandit, Human.

Creed sighed. "Okay, Bandit."

I can help you find him.

Creed frowned. "You? But you're a cat!"

Bandit washed his paw with a aloof air. A cat with the power of teleportation.

Creed mulled it over. "What do you want?"

The luxuries every cat wants. Fine food, fresh milk, and catnip. Also those scritches that you humans give so well. Mmmmm scriiitches...

Bandit purred and jumped up onto the couch. But since I'm also an ambitious kitten, I'm going to charge you a fee for my illustrious dimension jumping services. Lets say... $400.

Creed sputtered. "YOU WAN–" He glanced quickly over at Shaiza, who was now snoring lightly and then lowered his voice. "$400? Are you crazy?"

Bandit blinked his golden eyes slowly. I'm a teleporting kitten. Ask yourself this: are you crazy?

He had Creed there... "Alright. But give me some time to gather the money."

You have one week to gather your assets, the little kitten purred, hopping down from the couch and sauntering off. Halfway down the hall, he vanished. One week...

Okay. The cat wants $400. Where the heck am I going to get $400?!

Creed sighed and unhooked his DS from the charger, powering it up. He flipped it open.

"That cat is an extortionist... What the—?"

The screen wasn't showing the normal Nintendo menu. It wasn't showing an image at all, just glowing an eerie bright purple.

"Creed, what did you do?" He breathed, lapsing into third person as the screen remained impassive to his taps and button mashings. "Shaiza is going to kill you if you broke it..."

He glanced over at the girl's prostrate body and then focussed back on the DS. Maybe the battery was loose or something... He flipped the device upside down and checked the cartridge for the game. It was still locked in place. The screws were of the phillips variety. Shaiza had one of those, Creed noted with relief.

"Ok. I can fix it. She'll never know."

He placed the DS on the floor and raced across the hall into the 'forbidden zone,' Shaiza's room. He tiptoed into it, praying that she remained asleep.

I'm cowed by a girl. There is something wrong with that. I'm a leader for goodness sake! I'M A VILLAIN!

He slid a dresser drawer open and went hunting for the screwdriver. Nothing but socks, pj's and other unmentionables. He checked three more drawers before he got lucky.

He walked normally back to the livingroom, and approached the stubborn device. Then he froze. Wait a minute...

It wasn't lying closed on the rug like he left it, but on its side, a few feet to the left. And it was open.

Creed crouched and picked it up. The screen was black. He slid the power button on. Nothing. "Uh oh."

There was a sudden clatter from the kitchen, and Creed jumped a little.

He put the dead DS down and crept along the wall towards the kitchen.

The clatter came again, and then a thump, and the soft shhthlup of the fridge opening.

Oh no. Shaiza was probably going to punch him. There were intruders in her house!

Other than him, of course..

He took a deep breath, then stepped into the doorway.

"Hey!"

The kitchen's occupant glanced over his shoulder with emerald green eyes at the man in the doorway. "Hey."

And then turned back around and continued to make himself a peanut butter and banana sandwich.

Creed stared.

Shaiza was so going to kill him.

Creed stared and tried to make sense of what he was seeing as the man in black turned and, leaning against the counter, began to eat his sandwich. He looked very familiar...

"Wait, you're..."

The man finished the bite and swallowed, a grin spreading across his face. "Now thats what I call a sandwich. You okay, man? You look like you've just seen a ghost."

Creed shook his head. "Uh.. "

The man tilted an eyebrow and reclined against the counter, roving his eyes around the kitchen. "Nice place." He took another bite of his sandwich, then stretched, making the chains on his outfit jangle a little.

Prrrowww?

"Hmm?"

The man looked down and saw Bandit rubbing up against his legs. Instantly Bandit had him.

"Awww, a cat! C'mere, kitty, Axel's got a lil' somethin somethin' for ya." He bent down and scooped the purring kitten up into his arms.

Creed still stared. "You... How? How are you here?"

Axel shrugged, petting Bandit beneath his chin. "I dunno. Just walked through a dark corridor like usual. Roxas and I... Come to think of it, Roxas should be around here too, then. Aww, the kitty likes banana? Here ya go."

Axel held a piece of banana up and Bandit took it, licking his finger in the process. His eyes got huge and adorable, and Axel grinned. "Cute little thing, isn't he?"

Creed nodded. "His name is Bandit."

"Hm, I wonder why." No sarcasm.

"Because once you hold him he steals your heart."

"Ha! You don't say..." Definite sarcasm.

Creed leaned against the kitchen doorframe. "I'm Creed. Creed Diskenth. "

"Axel. Would tell you my last name if I remembered it, but I don't. Sorry."

Bandit suddenly leapt from Axel's arms and raced away.

Creed heard a murmured curse as Shaiza rolled in her sleep and then fell off the couch.

"Creed? Where are you? You better not be in my room..."

Creed froze, as Shaiza stumbled into the kitchen, her hair a mess, eyes glazed. She froze also as her eyes fell onto the tall, spiky haired Nobody leaning on her counter and eating a sandwich. He waved.

"Hi. I'm Axel."

Shaiza groaned. "Creed Diskenth, you are so dead."

-— A/N

My Nintendo Ds Lite used to do that if I entered pictochat and removed the game cartridge at the same time. But the first time it happened, I THOUGHT IT WAS POSESSED XD ~~~ Reviews keep the story going people! Also: i have a rough plan of what I want to happen but it isnt set, so if you think of something HILARIOUS that you's like to see, pm me and i'll see if I can make it happen ;)

its an experiment, lets HAVE FUN WITH IT XD XD