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Now it's time for Saiyan-Union to deliver their message.
Chapter 2 Do Not Disturb
Upon a tiny planet in Otherworld, near the end of Snake Way, the North Kai enjoys some quality time with the only other occupant of this world.
"Yeah! That's another win for me, Bubbles!" King Kai barks out exuberantly, dancing like a fool before the now annoyed monkey, as he has won a third straight game of croquet. Smugly, and as it happens to turn out, unwisely, the North Kai lowers his head down to get in his good friend's face.
"Do you wish to make it double or nothing again?"
Without a grunt from the normally docile chimp, King Kai is shocked to the core...of his brain...as the mallet Bubbles was using is put over his head.
"OWW! YOU SORE LOSER, FINE!" The Kai yells as Bubbles simply walks back toward the only dwelling on the planet. He rubs his head several times, mumbling about how much of a pain his friend can be, when the large chimp emerges with and ice pack and bottle of pop.
The short fat Kai is startled as Bubbles hands him the drink, and places the ice pack on the spot his mallet struck. A subtle whimper of sorrow and pain is then heard, and King Kai suddenly feels worse than him.
"It's okay, Buddy, I understand you were frustrated," he says calmly. A gentle hand pats the humbled monkey, as both know their bond is unbreakable.
King Kai knows it was wrong to gloat like that, especially since his skills in croquet are far better than Bubbles'. But mostly, he knows it was wrong to rub it in his face like that, a fact he was remind of swiftly and painfully.
"I got an idea!" the Kai remarks, looking at a incredibly long distance shot that is lined up with the balls in front of them. A one in a million shot at that.
"If I can smack this ball threw that wicket over there, then you have to give me the ten bananas you've lost, but if I miss...I will give you ten."
Bubbles' eyes focus hard upon the tiny arch, fifty yards away. And with a smile on his face, shakes his best friend's hand, as even he knows the Kai cannot make this shot.
King Kai rolls a yellow ball up against the back of the red one he's lining up, then places his left foot upon the top. He takes his time to aim and judge the power, as he wouldn't actually mind making this shot, even if it angered Bubbles further.
It is a one in a million shot, and King Kai, always ready for the pressure...(LOL), draws back his mallet. With conviction in his swing, the heavyset Kai strikes the yellow ball planted under his foot with a crisp croquet shot, sending the red one hurdling towards its target.
Bubbles lowers his head, seeing the small red ball on a perfect line for the wicket, when all of a sudden a flicker of light gives him hope.
"MOVE, GOKU!" King Kai Barks out, waving his hand at the sudden appearing Saiyan, hoping his friend will get out of the way in time.
However, Goku just waves back, and the red ball crashes into the Saiyan's blue boot, coming to a dead stop two feet before the small metal arch.
"I'M GONNA KILL YOU, GOKU!"
Vegeta taps the taller Saiyan standing to his right, then smugly smirks at his friend.
"Are you sure I should let you do the talking?"
Goku shows his friend the embarrassment he feels, noticing what his fat foot has just done, but he doesn't show that look to King Kai. He knows he must play this moment exactly right in order to get the help needed, and stares Vegeta down.
"Just go with me on this," he says, then finally acknowledges the fast approaching and very loudly yelling Kai. "I'm sorry, King Kai, but I didn't think you'd be playing games, you know, with what's going on and everything!"
King Kai stops short of striking Goku with his mallet, hearing the terrified tone in his powerful friend's voice. The short squat heavy humanoid god of the North Universe drops his weapon of choice, and shows a look of fear himself.
"What is it, Goku? What's going on?"
King Kai's intensity places a wide smile inside Goku's heart, realizing this plan he has is going to work. He looks at Vegeta for a brief moment, almost telling him to be ready, and begins his deception.
"I heard Lord Beerus is awake, and heading this way!"
Again Goku's tone is perfect, showing fear and enthusiasm in one burst of his emotional voice, leading King Kai to believe his friend is speaking the truth. He turns his head to the spot in the cosmos, where Beerus was felt only two years earlier.
"Are you serious?!" The Kai cries out in panic, focusing his antenna towards the sky. However, he quickly notices the energy is not there. "I don't feel him, Goku, are you sure?"
"NO!" he retorts, showing the reason he came with just the insecurity in his voice and body language. "That's why I am here, so you can tell me for sure."
King Kai falls into the trap, and returns his focus to the area above, and strengthens his search for Lord Beerus. With his ability to find a god's power, the Kai homes in on the energy he knows well, and Goku places his hand upon his good friend's shoulder.
The smile Vegeta shows is remarkably wide, as Goku now places two fingers against his forehead, seeing the blue-gray cat in King Kai's vision.
"That is sneaky, Kakarot..." The Saiyan Prince remarks, putting his hand upon Goku's shoulder, just as he begins another Instant Transmission. "...I'm impressed!"
However, King Kai realizes what is happening, and stops his focus.
But it is too late.
"ARE YOU STUPID!?" The Kai yells with complete anger, not realizing he has also been taken in Goku's transport, and quickly it echoes hard within the sleeping chamber of the God of Destruction.
Both Saiyans look down at the short Kai, showing complete rage and frustration, but those looks turn to fear as the next voice soon echoes softly after.
"I don't know who you think you're calling stupid, but I'm pretty sure this is my sleeping chamber." The smug soft tired voice is halted by a loud yawn and several very dry sounding attempts to swallow his morning breath. "I would say it was stupid for you to wake me early."
"Sorry, Lord Beerus!" King Kai retorts with a much softer voice, and the gray cat's ears perk up, realizing now who is in his chamber.
"Is that you, King Kai?" his questioning voice comes from above, but showing a great deal more life than his first statement.
The small Kai, fearful for his life quickly answers the God of Destruction in the positive, however, he is also fast to push the blame from himself.
"I was brought here by Goku and Vegeta, Lord Beerus, sir, as I had no intentions of waking..."
"SILENCE!" Beerus barks out, stifling King Kai into a shell of fear, as the large cat now looks down from his perch.
His gold eyes are focused strong upon Goku, sensing the Saiyan power level, and wondering why he came.
"If you are here because you think you can destroy me, you are sorely mistaken Goku..." Beerus says with a confident tone, stepping from his bed, and floating easily down before the group of three. "...I can easily see the increase in strength you have made since we last met, but nothing that would push me to my limits yet."
Goku suddenly relaxes and looks back at Vegeta with a coy smirk.
"Well that's one thing off the list already..." he remarks sarcastically, whiping the small bead of sweat from the brow of his head, fearing the last two years spent training were useless. "...I was hoping I improved enough to at least make you worry, but it's nice to know that you can see an improvement already."
Beerus, confused about why Goku and Vegeta are here, still shows a slight smirk. He can see no fear in the Saiyan God's eyes, as that was relinquished with an affirming comment from his teacher. Now he becomes very inquiring, and cautious.
"Then why the hell are you here?"
Vegeta suddenly takes a knee, which startles all three in the room.
"This is my fault, Lord Beerus, and I do apologize the fact we intruded upon your rest," he replies, quickly removing the invitation from his pocket, and handing to the God of Destruction. "You see, sir, it is my wife, Bulma."
Beerus holds up his hand, stopping the Saiyan Prince, as he is already enamored with the envelope in his other hand.
The hand writing strikes a cord with the large cat, seeing his name written out with such elegance, and with an odd gentleness in his powerful hands, Beerus uses just a single talon to slice the top open.
"This an invitation to her fortieth birthday!"
His eyes give the same amount of surprise as his voice, and King Kai suddenly smiles himself.
"Is that why you tricked me to bring you here...to invite the Lord of Destruction to a birthday party?"!
Goku shows some embarrassment, but then nods his head.
"Sorry King Kai, but Bulma would have been unbearable if we didn't try to deliver this, and I would rather deal with your attitude than hers."
"I heard that!" Vegeta adds while returning to his feet and showing his anguish to the God of Destruction. "I would be sleeping on something smaller than that floating stool you rest on for the next few years."
Beerus lowers a brow, then looks up at the floating perch he has slept upon for eons.
"Are you making fun of my bed?" he asks, his voice now rigid and cold, annoyed that someone is making a comment about the comfortable spot he has slept for thousands of centuries. However, Vegeta keeps his smug smirk, and nods his head up and down.
"I should think the God of Destruction would have a King sized bed as a simpleton like myself owns," the Saiyan prince remarks very sarcastically, while looking at the hovering bowl with worn cushions. "I wouldn't let my cat sleep on that tiny thing!"
Goku shows his friend a look of shock, as Vegeta seems to have a death wish all of a sudden. However, Beerus looks up at his bed again, then scratches his head.
"King-sized, you say...hummm."
"Absolutely NOT!" another voice suddenly barks out, and everyone turns their attention to the attendant of this Universe's God of Destruction.
"What's the issue with me getting a new bed for myself, Whis?" Beerus asks calmly, still staring at his old bowl with a bit of indifference now.
"I have enough trouble getting you out of that bunk, I cannot image how long you would sleep on a bed made for Kings, or even Saiyan Princes."
The teal green colored humanoid floats up to the small platform his student sleeps upon, and removes the cushion. With a wave of his hand, it is cleaned, refreshed, and puffed out like new. Whis then replaces the bedding, and lowers to the ground.
"There, your bed is better than it has been in over a thousand years..." he says with a smile, and Beerus returns a grateful grin to his attendant, knowing he is right to deny him a new place to rest.
However, the greenish-blue skinned creature, much stronger than the God of Destruction himself, becomes very angry with his student.
"Now...WHY ARE YOU AWAKE?!" he yells, startling everyone but the large cat, as Goku and Vegeta have never seen the docile creature lose his temper before.
"I was woken by them, Whis," Beerus replies, pointing a finger at the group of three standing behind them, and still calm in his tone of voice. "I would still be sleeping if Mrs. Vegeta didn't send her husband to invite me to a birthday party."
"Oh my, is that so?!" Whis retorts with sudden enthusiasm, looking at the invitation bearing his student's name, then looking back to Vegeta for good news. "Am I invited too?"
"Well of course you are invited!" Goku states with joy, happy to add another to the list, and Vegeta has no issue with this extra guest.
"Good...I can't wait!" he remarks with more enthusiasm in his voice, running up to Vegeta and holding out his hand.
The Saiyan Prince is quick to receive the gesture, and shakes the powerful creature's hand. However, it doesn't move, in fact, Whis actually becomes a bit angered, and violently yanks his hand away.
"No mortal man touches me!" the humanoid attendant barks with a new type of rage, and quickly Vegeta is flustered.
"Forgive me, sir!" The Saiyan Prince remarks, as the anger marks only increase on Whis' face. "I thought you were offering your hand..."
"I was looking for my invitation...that's all!"
Vegeta is startled by the rage he is seeing, but more so as the power Whis begins developing makes everyone in the room look pathetically weak. His fear only increases, knowing that was the only invitation he was given by his wife to deliver.
"Great Master...my wife only gave me that one..." he cries with fear, as Whis only gets angrier.
I'm gonna kill her, he thinks to himself, as Whis starts cracking his neck to the left and the right. If I live!
The Saiyan Prince knowing this fight would be short lived for him, quickly gives any answer he can to keep from getting pummeled.
"...you don't need an invitation you can just show up with Lord Beerus."
"Yeah Whis, there is no problem..." the light purple skinned cat remarks very smugly and sarcastically, pointing at the small lettering at the bottom of his invitation "...you can tag along as my plus one!"
The teacher suddenly stops and his eyes pop open wide. Whis then turns his raging stare towards his student.
"Your what!?"
Beerus quickly loses his smug smile, seeing the anger in his attendant's eyes, and tries to back pedal as fast as he can.
"What I meant is you are the number one guest, and I would accompany you, Master Whis."
"I swear to all the other Gods, he is starting to get on my last nerve..." The tall humanoid hollers, as Whis literally loses his mind, barking out his rage to himself while walking away from his student. He treks towards the far side of the sleeping chamber, spewing more verbal dreck about the childish God he has taught from birth.
The angry attendant grasps a large stone box, roughly the size of a pool table, then flips it over.
"...and who's the one that cleans this damn litter box...ME!"
Whis continues his onslaught, hitting a nerve with Beerus as he brings up hairballs and his complete lack of hygiene. An angered face is quickly shown upon the God of Destruction's face, but yet he does nothing to stop his attendant from blowing off steam. However, it does force him to walk closer to Goku and Vegeta.
"He has been a bit cranky!" Beerus whispers, as Whis continues yelling in the background, now trying to embarrass his student. "I'm hair-less, and have not coughed up one of those thing in nearly ten thousand years."
The large purple cat-like creature is hoping to keep some of the respect he should have as a God, but that all ends when his collection of yarn balls is kicked across the room by his teacher.
Beerus quickly reacts, pouncing upon the largest ball, tumbling it playfully across the room with his paws. His boisterous laughter is heard echoing throughout the chamber, angering his teacher more. But as Vegeta, Goku and King Kai start laughing as well, this sudden jovial atmosphere is the straw that breaks Whis' back.
"ENOUGH!"
Everyone stops, staring at Beerus' valet, and panic quickly fills the large cat's eyes.
"Oh crap!" he remarks, as Whis begins removing his ceremonial garbs. He gets to his feet, slowly backing away from the attendant he has never feared in his life, except once. He also removed his gear that day, and the God of Destruction got a beating the likes of which he had never felt before.
"If I survive this...I am going to kill the three of you!" Beerus remarks quietly, becoming more depressed as Whis now removes the large ring from around his neck. It smashes to the ground, compressing the solid granite several inches, and shaking the entire chamber.
"I do all the work around here," Whis suddenly argues, looking directly upon his student with anger. "while you get the spoils!"
His eyes then focus upon King Kai, Vegeta and Goku, showing this rage is not just for his student.
"And as for the three of you...I will deal with you first for disturbing a God."
Goku, Vegeta and especially King Kai begin quaking in their boots, however, a wry smirk fills Beerus' face.
"Well I guess I won't get the chance to kill you guys."
A cliffhanger in a comedy!? Now that's funny!
Does Whis go completely crazy? Does he kill everyone?
I doubt it, but it should be an interesting fight. ;)
Thanks to NotMarge, for beta work and support. Without it, this story would NotBe.