"There exists a plane outside of human concepts, and within there is the Throne of Heroes. Here, the records of the brave men and women whose lives have become legends are kept, to be used as eternal guardians of mankind. When a legend has been venerated enough by humanity they can become immortalized as a Heroic Spirit that surpasses time itself. However the definition of what is a "hero" is broad – even the ruthless and the heartless are heroes of their own tales" (Tv Tropes).
This world was in peril, because of a D & D game.
What happens when put a hand full of Warlocks together, get them piss drunk, and then leave them to their own infernal devices?
This happens.
One of them gets an S & M from some magical gits and one thing leads to another. Next thing ya know there's a bloody Holy Grail war going on. Well, Holy Bill of Rights war actually. Yes, that's more or less how it happened.
The Mages association is bragging about their Holy Grail war, we can do that too. Just need a bit of third party help is all. What, you say we don't have a Holy Grail? Well I don't see why that should stop us, let's just use the Constitution instead. Too well guarded, we'll use the Bill of Rights. Make a magic copy and no one el be able to tell the difference.
That's more or less how it went down. Minus the creative swearing, donkey, and southern charm that actually went into said operation. Yes, it's true.
Much to the groups Chagrin when they woke surrounding the liberty bell with a colossal hang over, none of them could recall the events of the previous night. Rude Phallic symbols had been scrawled through out the halls of every Manor belonging to a clock tower Lord family, strange ritual circles had been spotted at several public monuments, and several members of congress reported that explicit photo's had mysteriously been uploaded to their personal computers.
The plot thickened of course when the Clave caught wind of all this and dispatched a shadow hunter to deal with this new abhorrent threat. A deal was struck with Aline Penhallow. Should she terminate those responsible for such reprehensible acts then her lover would be able to rejoin society.
Not to be out done the Mage's association decided to dispatch their own agent to bring these criminals, who ever they might be, to justice. They would pay for their insolence.
The net result of all this was that the two most obscenely powerful and corrupt organizations on the planet had embroiled themselves in a minor skirmish that shouldn't have existed in the first place. Then the church got involved.
If only Gilgamesh was here to see this.
Servant Dossier
Class: Archer
Master: Joe
Name: Andrew Jackson
Alignment: Chaotic Good
Strength: B
Endurance: B++
Agility: C
Mana: D-
Luck: C
Class Skills:
Magic Resistance: C
Independent Action: D
Personal Skills:
Battle Continuation: A
Bravery: B
Charisma: A-
Expert of Many Specializations: C
Noble Phantasms:
Andrew Fucking Jackson: A++
Oh, you know.