"What are we?"
"What do you mean what are we?" Stein raised an eyebrow at the chainsaw strapped to the table.
"Well, pretty sure you're into me." Giriko ran his tongue across his teeth, and Stein scoffed.
"Don't flatter yourself." Stein replied. Giriko sighed.
"If you'd like, I could tell everyone you're my boyfriend." Giriko grinned.
"For some reason, I'm not a fan." Stein crossed his arms and stared Giriko down.
"Well, how about friends with benefits, then? Purely scientific benefits, of course." Giriko hid his smirk.
"Won't people get the wrong idea?" Stein feigned ignorance.
"Course not." Giriko smirked.
A/N: Stiriko for Lialane Graest :) I'm doing all the requests in review order, just saying.